Really Annoying Relatives

Who · July 05, 2015, 07:52:29 AM

You can choose your friends but not your relatives. Do any of you have any really annoying relatives? Relatives you just can't stand to be around or even think about? I've got two cousins who live on the opposite side of North America from me. Ordinarily that would be good enough. But air travel and telephones give them ample opportunities to make my life miserable. How about you? Do you have any real losers in your extended family?

paladin1991 · July 05, 2015, 08:11:13 AM

Quote from: Who on July 05, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
You can choose your friends but not your relatives. Do any of you have any really annoying relatives? Relatives you just can't stand to be around or even think about? I've got two cousins who live on the opposite side of North America from me. Ordinarily that would be good enough. But air travel and telephones give them ample opportunities to make my life miserable. How about you? Do you have any real losers in your extended family?

Not so much here. I know what you mean, though. I've seen it in other fams. I get a little ornery knowing that Falkie and I are purported to part of the same human family. Yeah.

Grov505th · July 05, 2015, 08:18:36 AM

About 75% of my relatives on my moms side...Bunch of inbred backwoods rednecks. I swear half of them are almost as bad as Flakie.....

paladin1991 · July 05, 2015, 08:20:34 AM

Quote from: Grov505th on July 05, 2015, 08:18:36 AM
About 75% of my relatives on my moms side...Bunch of inbred backwoods rednecks. I swear half of them are almost as bad as Flakie.....

Maybe, but I will bet your relatives are better breeding stock than the Felcher.

Who · July 05, 2015, 08:27:19 AM

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 05, 2015, 08:20:34 AM
Maybe, but I will bet your relatives are better breeding stock than the Felcher.

That's one thing we can all be grateful for, no little Falkies or Falkettes.

paladin1991 · July 05, 2015, 05:35:13 PM

Quote from: Who on July 05, 2015, 08:27:19 AM
That's one thing we can all be grateful for, no little Falkies or Falkettes.

Thank the living God! The gene pool is shallow enough already!

analog kid · July 05, 2015, 07:38:55 PM

My uncle walks around my sister's house in the nude.

GeorgieForPresident2216 · July 05, 2015, 07:55:09 PM

Yes.

ShayP · July 05, 2015, 08:57:28 PM

If by "annoying" you mean reprehensible, deceitful, hypocrites....then the answer is YES, I have several.

3OctaveFart · July 05, 2015, 09:00:20 PM

Bigots on one side. I have gotten pretty good with age at tuning out shit that doesn't interest me, and their views on race and political economy fall into that.

ksm32 · July 06, 2015, 12:28:12 AM

Quote from: Grov505th on July 05, 2015, 08:18:36 AM
About 75% of my relatives on my moms side...Bunch of inbred backwoods rednecks.

Ok, fine. One question though. Are they HOT? (Big breasts, round ass, thin waist, and beautiful hair) If so, I think I could get past the whole inbred thing

onan · July 06, 2015, 03:05:26 AM

I'd give a bunch to have a few of my annoying relatives back. Mostly so I could punch them.

Juan · July 06, 2015, 03:41:36 AM

All of mine. And I'm sure they say the same about me.

Grov505th · July 06, 2015, 04:04:24 AM

Quote from: ksm32 on July 06, 2015, 12:28:12 AM
Ok, fine. One question though. Are they HOT? (Big breasts, round ass, thin waist, and beautiful hair) If so, I think I could get past the whole inbred thing

Nope..not at all...sorry.
Here is just a taste...I have a cousin, who's mom had him held back not once but twice....so she could claim he "wasn"t right in the head" and get more benefits from the state....