How did YOU choose your BellGab name?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

What a coincidence! I almost called myself Robert Morningsky's Morning Glory.

That's the first I've heard of him, and he looks like he really knows how to pitch the woo!  Getting paid to spout pseudo-spiritual mumbo jumbo and undoubtedly accommodating plenty of women who crave his unique brand of "empowerment" in squalid motel rooms after the convention is always nice work if you can get it.  He sure has a gaudy web site!  Looks like his act plays well in Oz, which isn't surprising because Antipodeans tend to be suckers for that sort of thing.

[Yorkshire pud]

That's the first I've heard of him, and he looks like he really knows how to pitch the woo!  Getting paid to spout pseudo-spiritual mumbo jumbo and undoubtedly accommodating plenty of women who crave his unique brand of "empowerment" in squalid motel rooms after the convention is always nice work if you can get it.  He sure has a gaudy web site!  Looks like his act plays well in Oz, which isn't surprising because Antipodeans tend to be suckers for that sort of thing.

Some of my most pivotal life changing times have been in squalid motel rooms. Just because you have more money to afford the luxury of clean sheets and a real toilet.

[Zoo]

You Zoo? Jail?.. That's why one MV shall not show at your BBQs and special events.   Those HUGS of yours are coming from a different place and perhaps he fears odd high-jinx.

with love

That might be true  . Funny how people are judged and sentenced for crimes that are victimless. Just remember this in the land of the so called free America has more people locked away than any other country in the world. Merica land of the incarcerated!!1

Wow, good for you, you figured out how to get yourself arrested. What's the follow up achievement, pissing on your shoe?

Ya I know what was I thinking letting someone have 32 grams of marijuana in my car while I was driving. I mean seriously the fact that he said it was his and I had no clue matters not. Because as a driver you are reliable for everyone and everything in your car. So instead of pleading guilty to a possession charge I fought it because I did not know he had that much. So they upped the charge to transporting a controlled dangerous substance (to show they are tough on crime) and I got four years in prison. Yup seems total fair to me. So now everytime I apply for a job I get to check the box that says I am a felon. The only difference between me and 85% of Americans is I got caught doing something I did not even know I was doing. But I get to pay for it for the rest of my life. No food stamps, loans, or any help because I am a dangerous felon/ex-con. So pissing on my shoe really doesn't matter does it. But getting a job that pays more than minimum wage would be. Right!!1

[eyenoeyeno]

Eyedontno

[aldousburbank]

Eyedontno

Eyedew

[Cynnie]

Cynnie , cause my name is cynnie ..


I'm not smart like ya'll is

[b_dubb]

Bernard Wobble? Brian Whisk? Barbara Wholesome? Brice Walkwell? Bernadette Wideberth? Bashir Whalangad?

Benedict Wumberdouche

[Zoo]

Cynnie , cause my name is cynnie ..


I'm not smart like ya'll is

No that was smart and funny !!1

[Eddie Coyle]

    I always figured the inspiration was this!90125


   

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

i wanted a name i could remember. yeah, that didn't work.

[ksm32]

i wanted a name i could remember. yeah, that didn't work.

..and forgive me, but you don't seem very evil..

To be frank with you, sometimes you're downright nice. Like this->

[Nick el Ass]

According to some people I can be an ass, but my name is Nicholas, and I just changed the spelling... and broke it down into three parts. Ta-da.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

According to some people I can be an ass, but my name is Nicholas, and I just changed the spelling... and broke it down into three parts. Ta-da.

Oh, I get it  .

[puddintame]

Well, hell.  It was a long time ago.  A name?

I was mostly raised by my gram, born in 1895.  She always said, "What's your name?"  The response was, "puddintame, ask me again and I'll tell you the same!"  That was all I could think of when I needed a name!  I don't have anything better, anyhow, to date!  So be it I guess.

[ksm32]

Well, hell.  It was a long time ago.  A name?

I was mostly raised by my gram, born in 1895.  She always said, "What's your name?"  The response was, "puddintame, ask me again and I'll tell you the same!"  That was all I could think of when I needed a name!  I don't have anything better, anyhow, to date!  So be it I guess.

- puddin the dogs out.
- Vladimir puddin.
- Chocolate puddin.
- Thanks for puddin up with me

[zeebo]

I hope "136 or 142" fills us in.

[maureen]

- puddin the dogs out.
- Vladimir puddin.
- Chocolate puddin.
- Thanks for puddin up with me

puddin on the ritz

[yumyumtree]

I might have picked my avatar before my name.  In any case, something went wrong and my avatar isn't visible any more, but it used to be Jack Lemmon, an actor I admire.  A friend helped me locate a Lemmon picture on the internet that's in the public domain.  I decided to use a screen name from one of Lemmon's silliest and least-remembered movies.

[yumyumtree]

As you all know I'm a Yorkshireman (yes, really), and Yorkshire has a delicacy called Yorkshire pudding; I shortened the name, not realising it's slang in the colony for something that can't be said in polite company.

Who said we were polite company?

[yumyumtree]

As a Chef (yes I'm going all Falkie on your ass (not a Chef anymore after that horrible hot grease incident*))  I have to say I looked up the recipe for Yorkshire Pudding and here it is in all its glory:
Ingredients   Original recipe makes 8 servings 

       1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
 
    3/4 teaspoon salt
 
    3/4 cup milk, room temperature
 

       3 eggs, room temperature
 
    3/4 cup water
 
    1/2 cup beef drippings
 

at least you could have called yourself an English Muffin.


*joking, no hot grease incident

I will have to print this.  I have a friend who keeps asking me to make toad-in-the-hole. He reads all these dang English novels.  That's what I think it is, anyway.

[ksm32]

puddin on the ritz

Puddin me in my place.