How did YOU choose your BellGab name?

[WildCard]

I was told during my first sencting by the State. That I was a detriment to society and I should be locked up in a cage like an animal in a Zoo!!1

Or in a cult.

[Gemstone]

It's been my nickname some friends gave me a long time ago.  I do fancy gems too.

[ksm32]

What is your clearance level?  This is highly classified information.

My papers are in safe keeping with my Chrome Buttock Mold.   My clearance level is higher than my friend Ron. He's pretty high...  For a dead guy

Try and ask a serious question and it all goes to ell.

[ksm32]

b dubb cause thems my initials and such. b. w.

There's a real answer, thank you   That would make me, L_Gee.

Might you be Bogurt Woxworthy?

[Heather Wade]

My papers are in safe keeping with my Chrome Buttock Mold.   My clearance level is higher than my friend Ron. He's pretty high...  For a dead guy

Try and ask a serious question and it all goes to ell.

Yeah, but when you take it to ell, it's always really funny.   

[b_dubb]

If you were to successfully guess my name my head would probably explode.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

If you were to successfully guess my name my head would probably explode.

Rumplestiltskin?

[b_dubb]

[Juan]

As a Chef (yes I'm going all Falkie on your ass (not a Chef anymore after that horrible hot grease incident*))  I have to say I looked up the recipe for Yorkshire Pudding and here it is in all its glory:
Ingredients   Original recipe makes 8 servings 

       1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
 
    3/4 teaspoon salt
 
    3/4 cup milk, room temperature
 

       3 eggs, room temperature
 
    3/4 cup water
 
    1/2 cup beef drippings
 

at least you could have called yourself an English Muffin.


*joking, no hot grease incident

up the salt to a full teaspoon and up the beef drippings to a full cup, add a quarter teaspoon of black pepper and an eighth teaspoon of white pepper and it might actually taste decent.  Add a little chopped onion and garlic, sauté first, and it might taste good.

[Yorkshire pud]

If you were to successfully guess my name my head would probably explode.

Bernard Wobble? Brian Whisk? Barbara Wholesome? Brice Walkwell? Bernadette Wideberth? Bashir Whalangad?

[Yorkshire pud]

up the salt to a full teaspoon and up the beef drippings to a full cup, add a quarter teaspoon of black pepper and an eighth teaspoon of white pepper and it might actually taste decent.  Add a little chopped onion and garlic, sauté first, and it might taste good.

Heretic; The purpose of Yorkshire Pudding (may it's tribe increase) was to fill those eating (it was served first with onion gravy usually) so they declined too much beef steak.

[eddie dean]

Heretic; The purpose of Yorkshire Pudding (may it's tribe increase) was to fill those eating (it was served first with onion gravy usually) so they declined too much beef steak.

Wait a second, it was my understanding that a pudding is a sweet, after meal dish. Similar in meaning to what Americans call dessert. Then again, I learned everything I know about pudding from Pink Floyd's The Wall.

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

[wr250]

Heretic; The purpose of Yorkshire Pudding (may it's tribe increase) was to fill those eating (it was served first with onion gravy usually) so they declined too much beef steak.

i thought the purpose of Yorkshire pudding was to stretch the meaty flavor as far as possible, when meat was scarce (to peasants anyways) in times past.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

i thought the purpose of Yorkshire pudding was to stretch the meaty flavor as far as possible, when meat was scarce (to peasants anyways) in times past.

I don't want to hear about Yorkie's "meaty flavor" thank you. 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

About Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost, it did make me giggle the first time I read your name.  It also made my roommate giggle later when I was showing him some posts to laugh at.

Do you remember old Robert Franzone Redcorn Ghostwolf, Ros?

[Yorkshire pud]

Wait a second, it was my understanding that a pudding is a sweet, after meal dish. Similar in meaning to what Americans call dessert. Then again, I learned everything I know about pudding from Pink Floyd's The Wall.

"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

I want you to take a deep swig of that there hard liquor and digest this: Steak and kidney Pudding.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I want you to take a deep swig of that there hard liquor and digest this: Steak and kidney Pudding.

Please take your meaty flavor elsewhere before you make everyone ill. Seriously!

[Yorkshire pud]

i thought the purpose of Yorkshire pudding was to stretch the meaty flavor as far as possible, when meat was scarce (to peasants anyways) in times past.

Hence the onion gravy. But these days it's usually served with the rest of the meal. It's also popular to make them pretty big (9-10 inch across) and fill it with the rest of the meal.

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't want to hear about Yorkie's "meaty flavor" thank you. 

Oh have you changed your mind!!! I still have the video (DVD, and VHS).

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Oh have you changed your mind!!! I still have the video (DVD, and VHS).

That was never any nine inches, no matter how you stretch it.

[Wintermute]

Wintermute: http://williamgibson.wikia.com/wiki/Wintermute

[eddie dean]

I want you to take a deep swig of that there hard liquor and digest this: Steak and kidney Pudding.

I'll pass. I don't enjoy eating innards

coincidentally, you're the second person this week who has suggested that I need to start drinking.
You guys might be on to something here.

[Zoo]

Or in a cult.

Why a Cult? If anything I would be leading of a cult. But as a follower- not my style. I am no sheep!!1

[Roswells, Art]

I want you to take a deep swig of that there hard liquor and digest this: Steak and kidney Pudding.

Do you mind?! I'm trying to eat here.

[Heather Wade]

I'll pass. I don't enjoy eating innards

coincidentally, you're the second person this week who has suggested that I need to start drinking.
You guys might be on to something here.

BellGab is here to be a bad influence on you whenever you need it.   

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

i thought the purpose of Yorkshire pudding was to stretch the meaty flavor as far as possible, when meat was scarce (to peasants anyways) in times past.

I thought it was to increase the gravy density for all those who live for the horrid stuff.

[zeebo]

Wintermute: http://williamgibson.wikia.com/wiki/Wintermute

Being a WG fan I already figured this.   Sometimes I imagine your posts are from an advanced A.I. and freak myself out.

[ksm32]

I was told during my first sencting by the State. That I was a detriment to society and I should be locked up in a cage like an animal in a Zoo!!1

You Zoo? Jail?.. That's why one MV shall not show at your BBQs and special events.   Those HUGS of yours are coming from a different place and perhaps he fears odd high-jinx.

with love

[jazmunda]

I was going to call myself Yorkshire Willie, but found out "willie" means something that shouldn't be said in polite company in the UK. 

Robert Ghostwolf was an old C2C guest who billed himself as some sort of Native American shaman mojo master who had discovered carvings done by ancient aliens on sacred ground in the western U.S. He had pictures that were almost as convincing as some of Hoagy's and Bara's.  In reality, he was a con man named Robert Franzone who specialized in bilking gullible New Age woo seekers.  I used to call him Robert Redcorn after the character on King of the Hill. Not sure why I picked it. It just kind of popped into my head while I was signing up so I went with it.

What a coincidence! I almost called myself Robert Morningsky's Morning Glory.

[aldousburbank]

I was told during my first sencting by the State. That I was a detriment to society and I should be locked up in a cage like an animal in a Zoo!!1

Wow, good for you, you figured out how to get yourself arrested. What's the follow up achievement, pissing on your shoe?