Heads up on something huge to be revealed tonight.

[Optiflex]

Well, it looks like long suffering Cryptid enthusiasts everywhere will be in ecstasy tonight!

Washington DC

It's been confirmed that CBS, CNBC, NBC, ABC and various other news agencies will be interrupting broadcasts tonight to reveal a shocking story featuring confirmed scientific evidence and even the United States Government admitting finally to the existence of a long thought mythical species, commonly known by several monikers such as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or Yeti.

The species will be re-named Ketchumpithecus, after Dr Melba S. Ketchum who will now be credited with publicly proving the species existence. Apparently a deal was quickly brokered for the naming with the authorities, in trade for Dr. Ketchum allowing the government to make the initial press release, and attempt to save face.

The National Security Council http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/eop/nsc held a private press conference at The Pentagon earlier today admitting the overwhelming evidence forced their hands. Dr. Ketchum apparently convinced several independent scientific labs to check her findings, and the results were unanimously verified this morning. She used multiple prestigious groups all at once so that in her words, "it would be nearly impossible for misinformation spreaders to attempt to discredit them all en-mass" The tactic worked apparently, and the government coverup fell apart.

Reports filtering in describe a press conference in disarray, with the audience at first thinking it had to be some sort of gag. But after a short while the reporters realized they were indeed witnessing a historic 'game changing' moment in history. The revelation that the species exists, and the government has been cautiously aware of them for some time. They sited several reasons for trying to "keep a lid" on their existence. Public safety and panic were chief among those given. At this same briefing they revealed they had several bodies in their possession. As anyone can imagine the press crowd was reportedly  whipped into a frenzy by the time questions were allowed. An unidentified spokesman stating only that he was in charge, explained that hunters had indeed occasionally shot one which was often sited as anti-evidence as to their existence, that no credible hunter had ever came forward. He offered that when they did, they were put under tremendous pressure not to talk. Amidst the crowds yelling hundreds of questions the questioning was cut short, and the reporters were told that as a matter of National Security they were not to come forward until the designated time, which is approximately 10:00 PM eastern tonight. They were all given lengthy packets of information.

Dr Ketchum said "I am relieved to be vindicated!" also stating near the end she even began to fear for her life, as the government realized the end was nigh on keeping this "under wraps". She told about her website being taken down, and as of this time, the site is still down http://dnadiagnostics.com/ under some presumably false page saying the site is being reconstructed.

The President is preparing a brief speech to try to allay fears and panic, and after that the news agencies will be able to air their coverage.

So why am I revealing this here now ? Well because nobody is going to believe it's true until after tonight anyway. So I thought you guys deserved a heads up.

We haven't had time to get reaction from several Bigfoot researchers, as this all came about right out of the blue. But were able to contact James Fay, commonly known as Bobo of Finding Bigfoot fame. He was ecstatic and proclaimed "victory is so sweet, man!" Obviously somewhat emotional, his voice was at times shaky, and hoarse.

You can listen to his interview here: http://bringvictory.com/

[b_dubb]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

[Kelt]

Yeah... that all sounds likely to happen.

[wr250]

they will not do it, the fappening pt 2 will be released and all else forgotten.

[jazmunda]

they will not do it, the fappening pt 2 will be released and all else forgotten.

Slow down there pardner. I haven't finished fapping to The Fappening pt 1. There's only so much fapping a guy can do in a day.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Well, it looks like long suffering Cryptid enthusiasts everywhere will be in ecstasy tonight!

Washington DC

It's been confirmed that CBS, CNBC, NBC, ABC and various other news agencies will be interrupting broadcasts tonight to reveal a shocking story featuring confirmed scientific evidence and even the United States Government admitting finally to the existence of a long thought mythical species, commonly known by several monikers such as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or Yeti.

The species will be re-named Ketchumpithecus, after Dr Melba S. Ketchum who will now be credited with publicly proving the species existence. Apparently a deal was quickly brokered for the naming with the authorities, in trade for Dr. Ketchum allowing the government to make the initial press release, and attempt to save face.

The National Security Council http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/eop/nsc held a private press conference at The Pentagon earlier today admitting the overwhelming evidence forced their hands. Dr. Ketchum apparently convinced several independent scientific labs to check her findings, and the results were unanimously verified this morning. She used multiple prestigious groups all at once so that in her words, "it would be nearly impossible for misinformation spreaders to attempt to discredit them all en-mass" The tactic worked apparently, and the government coverup fell apart.

Reports filtering in describe a press conference in disarray, with the audience at first thinking it had to be some sort of gag. But after a short while the reporters realized they were indeed witnessing a historic 'game changing' moment in history. The revelation that the species exists, and the government has been cautiously aware of them for some time. They sited several reasons for trying to "keep a lid" on their existence. Public safety and panic were chief among those given. At this same briefing they revealed they had several bodies in their possession. As anyone can imagine the press crowd was reportedly  whipped into a frenzy by the time questions were allowed. An unidentified spokesman stating only that he was in charge, explained that hunters had indeed occasionally shot one which was often sited as anti-evidence as to their existence, that no credible hunter had ever came forward. He offered that when they did, they were put under tremendous pressure not to talk. Amidst the crowds yelling hundreds of questions the questioning was cut short, and the reporters were told that as a matter of National Security they were not to come forward until the designated time, which is approximately 10:00 PM eastern tonight. They were all given lengthy packets of information.

Dr Ketchum said "I am relieved to be vindicated!" also stating near the end she even began to fear for her life, as the government realized the end was nigh on keeping this "under wraps". She told about her website being taken down, and as of this time, the site is still down http://dnadiagnostics.com/ under some presumably false page saying the site is being reconstructed.

The President is preparing a brief speech to try to allay fears and panic, and after that the news agencies will be able to air their coverage.

So why am I revealing this here now ? Well because nobody is going to believe it's true until after tonight anyway. So I thought you guys deserved a heads up.

We haven't had time to get reaction from several Bigfoot researchers, as this all came about right out of the blue. But were able to contact James Fay, commonly known as Bobo of Finding Bigfoot fame. He was ecstatic and proclaimed "victory is so sweet, man!" Obviously somewhat emotional, his voice was at times shaky, and hoarse.

You can listen to his interview here: http://bringvictory.com/

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

There's only so much fapping a guy can do in a day.

Well, sure, if you're old.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, it looks like long suffering Cryptid enthusiasts everywhere will be in ecstasy tonight!

Washington DC

It's been confirmed that CBS, CNBC, NBC, ABC and various other news agencies will be interrupting broadcasts tonight to reveal a shocking story featuring confirmed scientific evidence and even the United States Government admitting finally to the existence of a long thought mythical species, commonly known by several monikers such as Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or Yeti.

The species will be re-named Ketchumpithecus, after Dr Melba S. Ketchum who will now be credited with publicly proving the species existence. Apparently a deal was quickly brokered for the naming with the authorities, in trade for Dr. Ketchum allowing the government to make the initial press release, and attempt to save face.

The National Security Council http://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/eop/nsc held a private press conference at The Pentagon earlier today admitting the overwhelming evidence forced their hands. Dr. Ketchum apparently convinced several independent scientific labs to check her findings, and the results were unanimously verified this morning. She used multiple prestigious groups all at once so that in her words, "it would be nearly impossible for misinformation spreaders to attempt to discredit them all en-mass" The tactic worked apparently, and the government coverup fell apart.

Reports filtering in describe a press conference in disarray, with the audience at first thinking it had to be some sort of gag. But after a short while the reporters realized they were indeed witnessing a historic 'game changing' moment in history. The revelation that the species exists, and the government has been cautiously aware of them for some time. They sited several reasons for trying to "keep a lid" on their existence. Public safety and panic were chief among those given. At this same briefing they revealed they had several bodies in their possession. As anyone can imagine the press crowd was reportedly  whipped into a frenzy by the time questions were allowed. An unidentified spokesman stating only that he was in charge, explained that hunters had indeed occasionally shot one which was often sited as anti-evidence as to their existence, that no credible hunter had ever came forward. He offered that when they did, they were put under tremendous pressure not to talk. Amidst the crowds yelling hundreds of questions the questioning was cut short, and the reporters were told that as a matter of National Security they were not to come forward until the designated time, which is approximately 10:00 PM eastern tonight. They were all given lengthy packets of information.

Dr Ketchum said "I am relieved to be vindicated!" also stating near the end she even began to fear for her life, as the government realized the end was nigh on keeping this "under wraps". She told about her website being taken down, and as of this time, the site is still down http://dnadiagnostics.com/ under some presumably false page saying the site is being reconstructed.

The President is preparing a brief speech to try to allay fears and panic, and after that the news agencies will be able to air their coverage.

So why am I revealing this here now ? Well because nobody is going to believe it's true until after tonight anyway. So I thought you guys deserved a heads up.

We haven't had time to get reaction from several Bigfoot researchers, as this all came about right out of the blue. But were able to contact James Fay, commonly known as Bobo of Finding Bigfoot fame. He was ecstatic and proclaimed "victory is so sweet, man!" Obviously somewhat emotional, his voice was at times shaky, and hoarse.

You can listen to his interview here: http://bringvictory.com/

And 10pm came,................

And went...and a smell of bovine. Who would have guessed?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

well crap. there goes my hope about the Easter Bunny.

[Yorkshire pud]

well crap. there goes my hope about the Easter Bunny.

Oh easter bunny exists. Just not bigfoot.

[cweb]

Slow down there pardner. I haven't finished fapping to The Fappening pt 1. There's only so much fapping a guy can do in a day.

Aye. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tendinitis

[paladin1991]

I don't know about bigfoot huge, but I used to have this huge thing for Teri Garr.

[PB the Deplorable]

Well, it looks like long suffering Cryptid enthusiasts everywhere will be in ecstasy tonight!...

Bonk !

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I don't know about bigfoot huge, but I used to have this huge thing for Teri Garr.

Okay, dude, we get that you liked Teri Garr. 

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If the disclosure about bigfoot was wrong, could Hoagland's claims that every presidential speech is going to be about ET disclosure be equally wrong?  I think my world is being turned upside down.  I just can't believe his last speech about ISIS wasn't really a covert nod to the alien abduction community.

[cweb]

Maybe one day Hoagland will change his tune and say that the President will never disclose ETs.

And then the day after, there will be a special White House press conference...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Maybe one day Hoagland will change his tune and say that the President will never disclose ETs.

And then the day after, there will be a special White House press conference...

Ah, I see what you're saying.  A little reverse psychology on the part of Richard C.

[aldousburbank]

Oh easter bunny exists. Just not bigfoot.

Oh easter bunny and bigfoot exist. Just not George's Hawaiian shtudio.

[VtaGeezer]

Man will never be able to find a creature that has intelligence enough to install plumbing and secret toilets throughout the forests of North America so not so much as a turd will be found and traced.

[West of the Rockies]

Hey, I have a truckload of certified Sasquatchian turds CHEAP!  How much will you give for 'em?

[cweb]

Ah, I see what you're saying.  A little reverse psychology on the part of Richard C.

Or that Hoagie is always wrong, even if he ends up right.