The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[macavay]

Don't be sad.

Don't cry.

OK?

I want some cookies and milk

[Lilith]

I want some cookies and milk

Oh Gawd!  here:

[macavay]

Oh Gawd!  here:

Thanks

[WOTR]

Gerry, can you tekk us anything about Senda's new hair style?

I know Kathy used to cut his hair for him. Did she do this to him on his recent trip to Pitsburg or was it self inflicted?

WHO came out of hiding to provide me an "exclusive" leak.  The ratty one drugged his eggs and took a weed wacker to his mop.

***Anybody know where Who disappeared to? I'm ready to post in the "awesome people we miss on this forum" thread...

[PB the Deplorable]

It's the type of haircut someone who doesn't tip their barber might get

[macavay]

Oh Gawd!  here:

[Happier Times are Coming]

OkAy
photo association game ?
my turn (makes me twitch also)

[macavay]

OkAy
photo association game ?
my turn (makes me twitch also)

Lol

[Lilith]

Lol

[macavay]

That's a perfect image for this thread

[macavay]

This just in a 62 year old man who lives in a dirty apartment apparently went to the hospital today I'm live outside the hospital and I will be bringing you developing news as it happens

[Yorkshire pud]

This just in a 62 year old man who lives in a dirty apartment apparently went to the hospital today I'm live outside the hospital and I will be bringing you developing news as it happens

"Thanks Mac; can you give us a sense of the mood there right now? Have the other patients for instance walked out in protest at the stench and Senda's unhealthy interest in teenage girls? Has he told the medics to mind their goddam business when they asked him what the problem is?"

[macavay]

"Thanks Mac; can you give us a sense of the mood there right now? Have the other patients for instance walked out in protest at the stench and Senda's unhealthy interest in teenage girls? Has he told the medics to mind their goddam business when they asked him what the problem is?"

At this time or patience have been redirected to other local hospitals, the CDC has arrived on scene and has quarantine mr. Senda. A special CDC team will be sent in to clean and sterilize all surfaces touched by mr. Senda. If they are unable to properly clean the surfaces the hospital will have to be incinerated using napalm. At this time a special team is attempting to clean the surface of mr. Sendas body to prevent further contamination

[Roswells, Art]

[macavay]

it wants to dance with his face

[akwilly]

I have put a bag on a girls head

[macavay]

I have put a bag on a girls head

[Spy]

What was the end result of Senda's picture taking foray to the Walnut Creek Hospital?

Was he hospitalized?
Was he referred to a specialist?
Was he sent home with a prescription?
Or was he just sent home?

More questions:

Most people seriously gasping for air would call 911.  Falkie somehow hitched a ride to the hospital.  And not to the ER entrance but to the front of the hospital.  And why did he have to walk to the rear of the building?  I have to believe any hospital staff member seeing someone truly gasping for air would at least give that person a lift in a wheelchair to the ER.

And, most important of all, the iPad.  Anyone truly in distress is not going to take an iPad or iPhone to the hospital with him so he can take selfies.

[macavay]

It was 3:30. We know that much.

[Spy]

It was 3:30. We know that much.

Definitely.  Senda doesn't get up until noon. 

[macavay]

Definitely.  3:30 PM.  Senda doesn't get up until noon.

Even when he does get up most of the time he doesn't get vertical I imagine

[macavay]

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[Yorkshire pud]

  Anyone truly in distress is not going to take an iPad or iPhone to the hospital with him so he can take selfies.

The answers to your several valid questions can be summed up in your final analysis.

[macavay]

The answers to your several valid questions can be summed up in your final analysis.

#letmetakeaselfie

[macavay]

George Senda attaches Donuts to the pull cords of all of his Apartments light fixture pull cords that way he remembers to shut off the light when he leaves the room so that way he saves on his power bill

[Yorkshire pud]

This just in:

Unconfirmed reports are coming in that the ambulance crew dispatched after a 911 call from a Mr G Senda in Martinez have been suspended pending investigations into the three of them brawling in the street ourside the hovel of Mr Senda. Eyewitnesses say that two argued the ambulance couldn't sustain the vast bulk of the patient, and the third wanted to try on humanitarian grounds; however all three had a different opinion on who would ride in the back with the putrid sweaty Senda, and argued who would throw him out of the back on 680 between Martinez and the hospital.

Senda apparently wasn't sure they were joking about throwing him from the back of the ambulance and arranged a crowd fund to pay for the Uber taxi to hospital.

[macavay]

Wouldn't he need some kind of small construction equipment to get him to a hospital like a backhoe pulling a trailer?

I'm surprised that every time he goes to Starbucks he doesn't have to have a construction crew to cut a hole in the wall to get him out of his apartment like that episode of Sally Jesse Raphael

[macavay]

Thanks for the next day

[whoozit]

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Hasn't there been enough begging in this thread already?  Are you Senda's Canadian cousin?

[SredniVashtar]

Finally, a serious question- how many hours did you have to spend on the phone with him to have what appears to be a bottomless source of material?

About half an hour. This is a man with zero filter or understanding of what is appropriate. He's probably told this stuff countless times to total strangers. If you've ever had the misfortune to be standing in line  next to Senda at a supermarket checkout he's probably told you all about his sensitive colon and worse.