The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

my money is on now

No; he'll be asleep now, he doesn't get up until 12.30. And if you go in, be quiet and excuse him and Kathy laying there in the nude....

[macavay]

He also wandered in off the street into IBM's R&D to solve a computer problem they were having 'back in the day'. But regrettably they failed to see the brilliance in his expertise and neglected to offer him a top flight position there.

The cynics might say its just bollox, because he hasn't a clue how the shit he's bought (some with stolen credit cards) from the Apple store, works, nor does he understand that ethernet cables can't carry hidden spycams, or that a virus (non existent except in his head) can't be passed from a laptop running Windows to a Iphone or Ipad. Because? Well, because he's incredibly idiotic and gullible.

Yeah that does kind of conflict with each other..

[macavay]

Do you mean apprehensive? Yes well he will be, he'll assume it's laced with tiny cameras, which it is of course.

I'm surprised he doesn't think that it's slightly irradiated so that way we can track him using a geiger counter or maybe white crow dipped it in a big vat of African itching powder

[macavay]

How many X's was that?

I think we're beyond x I think we've moved on to the mythical size Y

[macavay]

Can we take bets on when the first of many food spillages will be dribbled down it?

I have my bets on that it will be destroyed by the toxic sludge that is his sweat that pours out of the giant flaps of skin in his armpit area I imagine that his armpits probably look like a whale's vagina

[Yorkshire pud]

I have my bets on that it will be destroyed by the toxic sludge that is his sweat that pours out of the giant flaps of skin in his armpit area I imagine that his armpits probably look like a whale's vagina

I'm not familiar with that; but you're fitting in here.

[macavay]

I'm not familiar with that; but you're fitting in here.

Well forgive my English

[Yorkshire pud]

Well forgive my English

LOL, I meant I'm not familiar with a whale's vagina.

[macavay]

LOL, I meant I'm not familiar with a whale's vagina.

Oh okay

[akwilly]

LOL, I meant I'm not familiar with a whale's vagina.

oddly they do not taste like chicken

[macavay]

oddly they do not taste like chicken

Whales vaginas are huge they're so big that a child or a small Asian woman could crawl inside and sit comfortably maybe you can put some Lawn Furniture in there

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

Oh my god...
This thread

That is repulsive

Welcome to the Falkie thread. Post often.

Beat me to it, Inglorious.

Macavay, your first mistake was starting out in this thread before becoming acclimated to BG.
It's going to be rough.   

I think that Trump should build a wall all the way around the circumference of the United States including a wall between us and you guys.. I have a feeling that we're going to have to build a wall to keep the Americans out of Canada once Trump becomes president..

Oh by the way don't move to Canada if Trump wins we don't want you

It's starting to take effect already.
For your own sanity, get the hell out of this thread immediately !
When you do come back, only do so in small doses.
This thread has killed before.

This Thread is like a car accident you just can't look away for some reason

NO !   Damn it.    NO !

RUN FOR YOUR LIFE ! ! !     It's almost to late.

Wow this guy knew both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates that's like amazing!

You're almost at the point of no return.   
RUN DAMN IT...   RUUUUUUUUUUUUN ! ! !

I have my bets on that it will be destroyed by the toxic sludge that is his sweat that pours out of the giant flaps of skin in his armpit area I imagine that his armpits probably look like a whale's vagina

SHIT !
Welcome to the gates of hell my friend.
Abandon all hope ye whom enter here.

[macavay]

I actually join the site because of this thread I was listening to random long videos on YouTube to have something in the background while I did some work on Henry and I ended up here after a long Series of Unfortunate Events

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

I actually join the site because of this thread I was listening to random long videos on YouTube to have something in the background while I did some work on Henry and I ended up here after a long Series of Unfortunate Events

You're OK Macavay. You jumped in the deep end and you're still treading water.
Welcome & post often.
(MV needs the diaper money)

All Hail "SAGE" MV. 

[Yorkshire pud]

I actually join the site because of this thread I was listening to random long videos on YouTube to have something in the background while I did some work on Henry and I ended up here after a long Series of Unfortunate Events

Nothing; repeat, nothing is worse than this thread.

[macavay]

You're OK Macavay. You jumped in the deep end and you're still treading water.
Welcome & post often.
(MV needs the diaper money)

All Hail "SAGE" MV. 

Thank you

[macavay]

Nothing; repeat, nothing is worse than this thread.

I guess you've never been to Kiwi Farms

[Walks_At_Night]

I actually join the site because of this thread I was listening to random long videos on YouTube to have something in the background while I did some work on Henry and I ended up here after a long Series of Unfortunate Events

Haven't we all

[Inglorious Bitch]

https://youtu.be/AvDN8zSJAnQ

Is he some sort of an idiot? The White Crow hoodie has only been mentioned a million times both on the board as well as on the Gabcast. He's already complaining about the design instead of being grateful.

[Walks_At_Night]

Is he some sort of an idiot? The White Crow hoodie has only been mentioned a million times both on the board as well as on the Gabcast. He's already complaining about the design instead of being grateful.

No shit?  I've been concentrating on Falkie Leaks and not the videos but I guess I'm gonna have to watch it now.

[Spy]

Is he some sort of an idiot? The White Crow hoodie has only been mentioned a million times both on the board as well as on the Gabcast. He's already complaining about the design instead of being grateful.

YES X 10 to the Quadrillionth.

[Walks_At_Night]

I googled this https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

Maybe Senda can do an unboxing and review!

Senda could also use a bidet but it would need the pressure of a fire truck to clean that crack.

Well great.  I clicked on this link and now I keep pulling poo wiping wand ads of every description.....................

[Rally Squirrel]

Is he some sort of an idiot? The White Crow hoodie has only been mentioned a million times both on the board as well as on the Gabcast. He's already complaining about the design instead of being grateful.

Well he did say that he has had only 3 hours of sleep all week so he must be kind of loopy.

[Laughing Gator]

Yes; they find there's nothing funny here. Just a cess pit of unadulterated depravity, nurtured and sustained by an evil spyware agent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0znNiN0lYAQ

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I see Falkie is expanding....his brand by showcasing a new show:  What I Bought At Safeway Tonight, sure to be a Youtube classic.  Coming soon:

'Burgh Hairstyle- a whimsical show, featuring new and inventive hairstyles from barbers and beauticians who use unorthodox tools such as hedge clippers, chainsaws, and hand-and-a half bastard swords rather than traditional scissors and razors.

'Burgh Bowling Shirts:  If you want to pick up that split, wear something stylish while doing it!

[Richard Groyper]

CC: George Senda "the Master"

George,

  I hope all is well at House Falkie?  Anyhow, I was just checking in with you (it's been awhile.)  Keep up the good work on your videos!  I enjoy them all. 

  Your friend ~ rekcuf

PS: FRIENDSHIP.

Gerry,

  I hope my message of FRIENDSHIP finds the Master.  He is no longer taking private messages.  Undoubtedly due to the 'haters.' 

[weareharbinger]

Embrace perfection.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Embrace perfection.

"You're great in bed, you've got big tits, you're gorgeous, but you don't, you don't give someone drugs without saying would you like to use this?" (tm) 

I submitted this to the United States Patent and Trademark Office on your behalf Falks, so don't expect to see it pop up in a fortune cookie. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Embrace perfection.

So Falkie drives like 6 hours to a house of ill repute.  Pays for services with a prostitute but
just goes to sleep.   Yet if they come to his groovy pad, he turns into a 5 hour man. 


Wow.

[Inglorious Bitch]

So Falkie drives like 6 hours to a house of ill repute.  Pays for services with a prostitute but
just goes to sleep.   Yet if they come to his groovy pad, he turns into a 5 hour man. 


Wow.

LOL, the best part is when he shows up and all the girls come outside to greet him and he says "Hold on girls, where do I put these bags of cat food?"

He can't afford to feed his own cats but he can haul 25 pound bags of cat food to a cat house. Right.