The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[nooryisawesome]

Hey Fatso, SV makes a good point here (a broken clock etc).  I agree with him that you're too fat to be able to wipe your ass.  If you disagree, then you had better prove me wrong.  A video with you showing how you wipe and proving that you can reach that area.  For god's sake with your clothes on, just something where you show you can actually reach back there would do fine.  And no quick swipes of the arm back there, make it long and detailed to show that you can reach back there long enough to get the job done.

I predict you can't reach back there though and will ignore this challenge.  You walking piece of deep-fried dogshit.

I googled this https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8

Maybe Senda can do an unboxing and review!

Senda could also use a bidet but it would need the pressure of a fire truck to clean that crack.

[Yorkshire pud]

Recently discovered; Senda bidet prototype... Sadly, it wasn't deemed to be either powerful enough or strong enough to support his vast bulk.

[WOTR]

Recently discovered; Senda bidet prototype... Sadly, it wasn't deemed to be either powerful enough or strong enough to support his vast bulk.

Damn... If they prefect the prototype, that could put Gerry right out of work!

[Rally Squirrel]

Senda wants us to see what he got a Safeway, yet again.

Spoilers, it features kielbasa.

He is looking rather fancy in his guayabera shirt and he shows off the other side of his bold and inventive hair style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZCjnUQKr8

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda wants us to see what he got a Safeway, yet again.

Spoilers, it features kielbasa.

He is looking rather fancy in his guayabera shirt and he shows off the other side of his bold and inventive hair style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bZCjnUQKr8

Dumplings? Is this part of his new found healthy eating regime? Or would I be correct in thinking he's simply his usual fat bastard, gluttonous fat bastard self with a ridiculous haircut?

[3OctaveFart]

Senda is on the prowl for a new squeeze. That explains the slimming haircut and gooftastic shirt, which also looks like something Noory would wear.

[Rally Squirrel]

Dumplings? Is this part of his new found healthy eating regime? Or would I be correct in thinking he's simply his usual fat bastard, gluttonous fat bastard self with a ridiculous haircut?

And a fancy guayabera shirt.
He is showing his respect for the Cuban people because he loves hispanic people.

Well except for the time that he heard about the Mexican Museum and yelled "Whites only!"

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda is on the prowl for a new squeeze. That explains the slimming haircut and gooftastic shirt, which also looks like something Noory would wear.

Do the parents of his new squeeze know? And if they do, how are they planning their retribution with extreme prejudice?

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh by the way don't move to Canada if Trump wins we don't want you

And we don't want you.  We've seen what you do to comedians who use words like "butthole" and "toe goo".

[Yorkshire pud]

And we don't want you.  We've seen what you do to comedians who use words like "butthole" and "toe goo".

Fortunately they find a natural home here on BG. Until they realise it's far far worse here.

[MV/Liberace!]

Fortunately they find a natural home here on BG. Until they realise it's far far worse here.

the comedians?

[Yorkshire pud]

the comedians?

Yes; they find there's nothing funny here. Just a cess pit of unadulterated depravity, nurtured and sustained by an evil spyware agent who has infected the internet, power grid systems, shipping, airports, road systems and the Amazon rain forest.

Yes he is THAT evil.

[MV/Liberace!]

Yes; they find there's nothing funny here. Just a cess pit of unadulterated depravity, nurtured and sustained by an evil spyware agent who has infected the internet, power grid systems, shipping, airports, road systems and the Amazon rain forest.

Yes he is THAT evil.

It's not very good spyware, though.  Yew can kill it with Nortunz.

[Yorkshire pud]

It's not very good spyware, though.  Yew can kill it with Nortunz.

Look Buster; George Senda knows of what he speaks, and if he says the spyware is omnipresent and immune from destruction you can take it to his bank.

[MV/Liberace!]

Look Buster; George Senda knows of what he speaks, and if he says the spyware is omnipresent and immune from destruction you can take it to his bank.

Maybe he just needs to unplug his toaster, wait thirty seconds, and then plug it back in again.

[Yorkshire pud]

Maybe he just needs to unplug his toaster, wait thirty seconds, and then plug it back in again.

Hasn't he already done that? Then took the batteries out of the remote for his 66 inch 4K telly that is vital to his internet presence. Not that its any of your business. Anyway, that didn't work either.

[Open Lines Gerry]

https://youtu.be/AvDN8zSJAnQ

[macavay]

https://youtu.be/AvDN8zSJAnQ

Blahhhhhhhhh

[Rally Squirrel]

We still do not know what was in the bucket, stop keeping us hanging Senda! Damn you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW9p-5v_k0o

[macavay]

This Thread is like a car accident you just can't look away for some reason

[Yorkshire pud]

This Thread is like a car accident you just can't look away for some reason

I'm surprised you have time to post if you're starting to read from page 1.

[whoozit]

Senda wants us to see what he got a Safeway, yet again.

Spoilers, it features kielbasa.

He is looking rather fancy in his guayabera shirt and he shows off the other side of his bold and inventive hair style.

Was he attacked by a weed whacker or has he been cast as the villain in some futuristic sci-if movie?

[macavay]

Wow this guy knew both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates that's like amazing!

[WhiteCrow]

https://youtu.be/AvDN8zSJAnQ

Look'in good George... Glad it fits

[macavay]

Look'in good George... Glad it fits

He seemed a little comprehensive about it though like he doesn't trust it for some reason

[Yorkshire pud]

Wow this guy knew both Steve Jobs and Bill Gates that's like amazing!

He also wandered in off the street into IBM's R&D to solve a computer problem they were having 'back in the day'. But regrettably they failed to see the brilliance in his expertise and neglected to offer him a top flight position there.

The cynics might say its just bollox, because he hasn't a clue how the shit he's bought (some with stolen credit cards) from the Apple store, works, nor does he understand that ethernet cables can't carry hidden spycams, or that a virus (non existent except in his head) can't be passed from a laptop running Windows to a Iphone or Ipad. Because? Well, because he's incredibly idiotic and gullible.

[Yorkshire pud]

He seemed a little comprehensive about it though like he doesn't trust it for some reason

Do you mean apprehensive? Yes well he will be, he'll assume it's laced with tiny cameras, which it is of course.

[effluenza]

Look'in good George... Glad it fits

How many X's was that?

[Yorkshire pud]

How many X's was that?

Can we take bets on when the first of many food spillages will be dribbled down it?

[akwilly]

Can we take bets on when the first of many food spillages will be dribbled down it?

my money is on now