The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[jazmunda]

He names cats on their attributes like Fluffy, Fuzzy and Orangie.

So what the hell did Squirt Squirt do to get that name?

I wonder what he called the cat that took a swipe at his nut sack during coitus.

[Big Chicken]

I wonder what he called the cat that took a swipe at his nut sack during coitus.

Ouchie Ouch

[Richard Groyper]

Another Oscar winning performance from Falkie Gump.

The Master is an exquisite method thespian.

[Roswells, Art]

He names cats on their attributes like Fluffy, Fuzzy and Orangie.

So what the hell did Squirt Squirt do to get that name?

Got sat on?

[weareharbinger]

We are the harbinger of your ascendance.

[Richard Groyper]

I'm trying to figure out why The Duke was making a movie in Pittsburgh, PA?

He was just passin' through, pilgrim.

[chefist]

Focus on Senda.

Randomly walking in the California countryside and run into John Wayne on the movie set and becomes his personal chauffeur...added to list..

[Rally Squirrel]

The last film that had both John Wayne and Bruce Cabot in it is The Undefeated. It was released Nov 27, 1969. That means it was filmed in 68 or earlier. Long before Falkie turned 18.

The story is false.

[Lilith]

We are the harbinger of your ascendance.

Senda bashing bellgabbers as usual 

[jazmunda]

The last film that had both John Wayne and Bruce Cabot in it is The Undefeated. It was released Nov 27, 1969. That means it was filmed in 68 or earlier. Long before Falkie turned 18.

The story is false.

Let's not let facts get in the way of the Falkieverse.

Think of it as The Falkie Effect.

This is Falkie's Universe. We just live in it.

[Big Chicken]

Food, Clothing, Shelter, Youtube.    The big four pillars of survival.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm still waiting for Senda to tell us he used to time travel with Andrew Basagio.

[whoozit]

I wonder what he called the cat that took a swipe at his nut sack during coitus.

Fur Balls or Neuter

[PB the Deplorable]

Randomly wanking in the California countryside and run into John Wayne...

fify

[Lil Godzilla]

I am listening to the Falkie Leaks in order and this is pure comedy Gold. I go from pure disgust to LMAO (his member gets caught in the cracked toilet seat) Pure gold. Some enterprising individual must put his on a CD and play one night as a special Gabcast.  Call it the Legacy of a sad fat man!

[jazmunda]

I am listening to the Falkie Leaks in order and this is pure comedy Gold. I go from pure disgust to LMAO (his member gets caught in the cracked toilet seat) Pure gold. Some enterprising individual must put his on a CD and play one night as a special Gabcast.  Call it the Legacy of a sad fat man!

Take a listen to the latest GabCast featuring a surprise appearance by BellGab's own Open Lines Gerry.

http://thegabcast.com

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

The last film that had both John Wayne and Bruce Cabot in it is The Undefeated. It was released Nov 27, 1969. That means it was filmed in 68 or earlier. Long before Falkie turned 18.

The story is false.

designated driver???  don't think so...    http://www.designateddriving.net/historyofdesignateddriving.html

The story IS false.

[Lil Godzilla]

Take a listen to the latest GabCast featuring a surprise appearance by BellGab's own Open Lines Gerry.

http://thegabcast.com

I'm half way through it. Will listen to part 2 tonight. Always a pleasure to hear your voice!

[nooryisawesome]

We are the harbinger of your ascendance.

LOL didn't Falkie say he was close to 400 pounds. Senda blames Bellgabbers for not sending him
Money for reason he is fat. Senda has got to consume a massive amount of calories per day to even maintain that weight. I know a few posters on BG that sent Senda money and he used it for other things, not to pay bills.

I hope Senda learns to buy beans and healthy food that are not expensive. I also hope he learns to budget, etc. Giving Falkie money is like giving the homeless money, instead of Booze Falkie buys Apple products and Convention tickets. I keep hoping Senda will change, it's sort of like being Lions fan. You know the Lions will never change but you keep holding out hope.

[nooryisawesome]

I wonder what he called the cat that took a swipe at his nut sack during coitus.

Nut hugger

[Lil Godzilla]

I do believe ISIS should get a copy of Falkie's enlightened view on Islam.   Hilarity will ensue! This is priceless  :

[Spy]

Senda just bought his new Halloween costume. 

[WOTR]

The big red key; opens any door.

Not ANY door.  I had found this video when I was looking for doors awhile back.  I cannot recall the name of the manufacturer (and this video does not mention it.)  But if you want minutes of entertainment, it is worth looking at... In the end, I have a wood frame house and did not purchase (the door also withstands a forklift ramming it in another video) but my house would splinter apart around it... 

Somewhere around 10 minutes in I start thinking that gaining access to a neighbours place, getting on the balconey and then breaking a window might be a better option. (I think they have lost the element of surprise.)

***In Russia, door break you.***


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9SNXpeORY

[jazmunda]

Not ANY door.  I had found this video when I was looking for doors awhile back.  I cannot recall the name of the manufacturer (and this video does not mention it.)  But if you want minutes of entertainment, it is worth looking at... In the end, I have a wood frame house and did not purchase (the door also withstands a forklift ramming it in another video) but my house would splinter apart around it... 

Somewhere around 10 minutes in I start thinking that gaining access to a neighbours place, getting on the balconey and then breaking a window might be a better option. (I think they have lost the element of surprise.) ***In Russia, door break you.***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET9SNXpeORY

I don't get the relevance of this video in this thread. Is Falkie leaning against the frame on the other side? 

[3OctaveFart]

nooryisawesome-

The last thing Senda needs to consume is beans. We already have a nuclear arms problem in N. Korea.

[Lil Godzilla]

Falkie leaks "Meeting Kathy" is one of the most vile things I have ever heard How can any human being be so disrespectful to another (not to mention the gut emptying descriptions of his "love making"

[WOTR]

I don't get the relevance of this video in this thread. Is Falkie leaning against the frame on the other side? 

I am suggesting that George may want to purchase a SUR door (I did remember the name) in order to protect his precious possessions.  He has shown his belongings and posted his address.  Anybody could break in and steal rescue his cats while helping themselves to a well used July 1973 edition of Penthouse...  It would also keep those pesky firemen out and render the point about clutter cutting off their access in the event of an emergency moot.

Pay special attention to the car using the door as a ramp...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnslSas5ZOQ

[WOTR]

Falkie leaks "Meeting Kathy" is one of the most vile things I have ever heard How can any human being be so disrespectful to another (not to mention the gut emptying descriptions of his "love making"

I appreciate the heads up.  I will not be able to listen as I do not hate myself.

[Lil Godzilla]

I appreciate the heads up.  I will not be able to listen as I do not hate myself.

Smart Move. I didn't know what I was getting myself into by listening to them all.  I will have to bleach my brain.

[jazmunda]

I am suggesting that George may want to purchase a SUR door (I did remember the name) in order to protect his precious possessions.  He has shown his belongings and posted his address.  Anybody could break in and steal rescue his cats while helping themselves to a well used July 1973 edition of Penthouse...  It would also keep those pesky firemen out and render the point about clutter cutting off their access in the event of an emergency moot.

Pay special attention to the car using the door as a ramp...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnslSas5ZOQ

What's the current black market price for rat urine soaked plushies? Asking for a friend.