The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Daggit]

So who was on the phone and recorded the hapless dolt?  What kind of idiot tells someone on the phone that his ass is bleeding..a lot? 

Exactly. You'd think that Falkie would remember who he told about his leaky anus unless of course he tells everyone about it. Who the fuck am I kidding? This is Senda. Of course he'd tell every one of his faux friends about his ass leakage.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

The cab jumped the curb, destroyed a news kiosk, a pole and the shoe shine stand that two bootblacks ( not a racist term, old school name for someone who shines shoes ) were on. They went flying.

is Falkie from colonial times?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Of course he'd tell every one of his faux friends about his ass leakage.

Pics or it didn't happen. 

[Rally Squirrel]

So who was on the phone and recorded the hapless dolt?  What kind of idiot tells someone on the phone that his ass is bleeding..a lot? 

And check out his ART IN THE PARK. SUZANA PARK. MARTINEZ, CA, video and at the 1:50-2:00 mark, he blunders into an area and starts spouting off, apparently interrupting a conversation.  The one guy looks up at him.  Is that a look of disgust on the guys face? Haha!

Another one of his crap travel videos. Same pattern, across the booth then down, across the ground then up, across the booth then down...

Never pausing or slowing, never looking at any one thing.
It is full of artists that craft those things, they want to talk about their art. But lazy Falkie just wants to shoot it as fast as he can with zero effort then call it done. What is the point?

[Rally Squirrel]

OMG. The thumb nail image in his latest is awesome.

It is even MV avatar worthy.

[Inglorious Bitch]

OMG. The thumb nail image in his latest is awesome.

It is even MV avatar worthy.

Damn it! You made me go to youtube for that. He's really rocking that 8 chin look.

[Rally Squirrel]

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[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Another one of his crap travel videos. Same pattern, across the booth then down, across the ground then up, across the booth then down...

Never pausing or slowing, never looking at any one thing.
It is full of artists that craft those things, they want to talk about their art. But lazy Falkie just wants to shoot it as fast as he can with zero effort then call it done. What is the point?

Well, he did make mention how cute those little stuffed animals were.  I hate to stereotype, but you will find that many people with developmental disabilities, or people who are on the dole, have a fondness for stuffed animals and other useless shit, Beanie babies, and the like.  I used to work for an organization that provided services for adults with developmental disabilities and the places they lived in were often chock full of those things.  I was helping a guy clean up his pad one time and  I didn't put a Teddy Bear by the name of "Blueberry" back into the right place.  He got so upset, he grabbed a steak knife and chased me around the complex.   Thank Christ that some of those otherwise fine people, can't run far or fast.  Falkie made mention that his cats tore up some of his stuffies....I wonder what became of those little kitties?  Falkie likes to have his possessions autographed too.  I  like to imagine Falkie approaching his hero, D. Trump, with a beanie baby he purchased using tax payer funds, and asking him to sign it.  Falkie is so amazingly ignorant it isn't even funny.  Well, it is sorta funny I guess.  Maybe the Donald would write a little something on each chin.

Get
A
goddam
job
you
worthless
goddam
Bum!

or maybe..

I
will
now
eliminate
your
undeserved
dole
money

[Rally Squirrel]

The new beg-scam is out.

He is unable to shoot video because he can not operate his iPad. He would have had video of the aftermath of a big crash but it was not his fault that he only took still shots. He needs a camera that he can operate for the Aliencon.

So he wants people to send him $98 plus interest so he can get his GoPro from the pawn shop.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

The new beg-scam is out.

He is unable to shoot video because he can not operate his iPad. He would have had video of the aftermath of a big crash but it was not his fault that he only took still shots. He needs a camera that he can operate for the Aliencon.

So he wants people to send him $98 plus interest so he can get his GoPro from the pawn shop.

He also made it a point to say he wasn't talking to the trolls on Bellgab..to hell with you guys! 
He needs to be begging for money for a new chin bra, it looks like he has a couple of saggy tits hanging off his face. 

He claims he had to pawn that GoPro to help his girlfriend move because she got evicted 'cause her landlord wanted to remodel.  I wonder if by "remodel' he means clean the shithole out, put in new Sheetrock, replace carpeting, fumigate, exterminate, etc? 

So his iPad just switched from video mode to camera mode all by its lonesome?  Did MV supply this iPad by chance? 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I wonder if by "remodel' he means clean the shithole out, put in new Sheetrock, replace carpeting, fumigate, exterminate, etc?

You must be psychic.

[Inglorious Bitch]

He needs a camera that he can operate for the Aliencon.

What for, so he can videotape the floor?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You must be psychic.

My crystal balls work from time to time:  And now the Great Soothsayer Billy Joe predicts that if Falkie grows any more chins,  he will beg for money to hire a film crew to shoot all his vids. 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

What for, so he can videotape the floor?

Falkie is a connaisseur of fine flooring as well as stupid T-shirts.  He is partial to engineered hardwood and Broadloom carpeting. 

[PB the Deplorable]

... he blunders into an area and starts spouting off, apparently interrupting a conversation.  The one guy looks up at him.  Is that a look of disgust on the guys face? Haha!

Falkie is watching his Season Two Man From Uncle DVDs.  He's a natural speed watcher, so he plays them on fast forward.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Falkie, this is as about as close as we are going to get to an intervention.  You have really let yourself go man.  The Grim Reaper may soon be at your door to collect the rest of your ass those guys in jail didn't get.  Go on a diet and start to exercise RIGHT NOW! 

[Inglorious Bitch]

My crystal balls work from time to time

I'll bet!

[Rally Squirrel]

He also made it a point to say he wasn't talking to the trolls on Bellgab..to hell with you guys! 
He needs to be begging for money for a new chin bra, it looks like he has a couple of saggy tits hanging off his face. 

He claims he had to pawn that GoPro to help his girlfriend move because she got evicted 'cause her landlord wanted to remodel.  I wonder if by "remodel' he means clean the shithole out, put in new Sheetrock, replace carpeting, fumigate, exterminate, etc? 

So his iPad just switched from video mode to camera
mode all by its lonesome?  Did MV supply this iPad by chance?

In his car crash one he points out a See's Candy Store that he shops at.
Then says "Yes Bellgabers I eat candy and if you don't like then too bad."

I think that means that we are not allowed to post about it.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You know people, I know this in uncharacteristic for most of you but perhaps we all need to reach out to our brother Falkie and offer some words of encouragement.  This may be his darkest hour.  I'll go first.

Brother Falkie, I am concerned for your health, and I believe you need help.  You have more chins than ever before and your ass is bleeding.   Seek medical help and make a positive change in your life before it's too late.  It will be a difficult road, and there will be times you need motivation and support.  Reach out to us, your Bellgab brethren, and we will help you.  Your brothers PigSnuggler, Rally, Meatie and Who will be here to offer words of comfort and encouragement.  Your sisters like IB, brig and Laurakinch will be here to offer tender hearts and understanding.   We are here for you man!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

In his car crash one he points out a See's Candy Store that he shops at.
Then says "Yes Bellgabers I eat candy and if you don't like then too bad."

I think that means that we are not allowed to post about it.

He says those things because he is in denial that we all care about him and want to help him.  It is often those closest to us, those who know us best, that we lash out at in fear and frustration.  Let us offer peace to our brother in need.  I can't wait to see the before and after pictures!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I'll bet!

In truth, I only have one good one left.  The other has no future.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Senda's working blue at some nightclub for some walking around money.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Senda's working blue at some nightclub for some walking around money.

And Kathy's on the stroll, if she knows what's good for her.

Joke time:

In Europe, a daredevil is attempting to cross a deep gorge by walking across a tightrope.

Halfway around the world, a man is getting a blowjob from Kathy.

Both of these men are telling themselves exactly the same thing.  What are they thinking?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

And Kathy's on the stroll, if she knows what's good for her.

Joke time:

In Europe, a daredevil is attempting to cross a deep gorge by walking across a tightrope.

Halfway around the world, a man is getting a blowjob from Kathy.

Both of these men are telling themselves exactly the same thing.  What are they thinking?

Don't look down?

[Rally Squirrel]

He says those things because he is in denial that we all care about him and want to help him.  It is often those closest to us, those who know us best, that we lash out at in fear and frustration.  Let us offer peace to our brother in need.  I can't wait to see the before and after pictures!

I do care about him and hope the rectal bleeding is colon cancer. Nothing takes tho pounds off like a bout with cancer. He will be looking fit and trim in no time.

He says things like he did about See's because he never understands what is going on. He thinks we were giving him a hard time for eating candy because he is fat but we were giving him a hard time for buying overpriced chocolate while he is dirt poor.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I do care about him and hope the rectal bleeding is colon cancer. Nothing takes tho pounds off like a bout with cancer. He will be looking fit and trim in no time.

He says things like he did about See's because he never understands what is going on. He thinks we were giving him a hard time for eating candy because he is fat but we were giving him a hard time for buying overpriced chocolate while he is dirt poor.

i would challenge that he is "dirt poor.'  Didn't he say that between he and Kathy, they have 800 bucks cash flow each month?  Maybe I have that wrong.  If it's true, i know lots of hard-working people who don't have that at the end of each month.  &^%$#^ parasites.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Don't look down?

or.."Cripes!  You could drive twenty Mac trucks through that gash."

Either way.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Don't look down?

*bing*

You win a year's supply of kielbasas and a five pound See's sampler.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

He says things like he did about See's because he never understands what is going on. He thinks we were giving him a hard time for eating candy because he is fat but we were giving him a hard time for buying overpriced chocolate while he is dirt poor.

We at Bellgab have taken the place of his deceased mother.  He needs an entity he can blame as being overly and unjustly critical and actively trying to thwart anything good in his life.

I'm sure he is telling his grifting targets that we hate him because of his politics.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

*bing*

You win a year's supply of kielbasas and a five pound See's sampler.

The store will have to issue me a rain check on kielbasa..it appears they are out.  Now is it the kind of kielbasa that makes your ass bleed if you eat too much of it?  I would prefer the non-ass bleed kielbasa if they have any.