The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Rally Squirrel]

Is Falkie one of those people who are constantly experimenting by sticking various objects up their arse ?
I once heard of an engineer in Washington that tried a stallion thingy and it killed him, BUT I bet Falkie could handle that NO problem.
George,
Respectfully asking what is the largest most unusual thing you have stuck up your ass ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQGGcb3F4KQ

[WOTR]

It's a team effort here dude

My apologies.  You had suggested that you would do the physical work of inserting the bicycle and Jackstar would provide the object.  Being as you are refusing lubricant, I just did not know what I could do to help the effort, or what I could bring to the party.  perhaps the tunes?

***I have to admit that I never did "get" this song...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olDLxq6quOw

[Happier Times are Coming]

Gerry,
Please have George reconsider. I really do NOT see any INSULTS, just light hearted jesting.
George (and you) are just overly sensitive.
We ONLY have Falkie's best interests in our hearts.
How is his new computer's spyware working out ?
Tell him to stop chasing his cats when he is naked as it just does NOT look right !

[Happier Times are Coming]

See what I mean !

[nooryisawesome]

The "TRUCE DAY" proposal has been shared with the Master.  We all await his response...

In the meantime, enjoy these photos from his latest journey.  He did NOT spend his money to eat at this establishment yesterday.  The manager owed him a free meal after a previous bad dining experience that George had had there. 

Falkie claims to be owed something by everyone. He complains about every meal he pays for.

[akwilly]

See what I mean !

that's not a cat. It's Falkies hairy condom

[Mad Hatter]

Is Falkie one of those people who are constantly experimenting by sticking various objects up their arse ?

A friend of mine is an emergency room doctor.  He told me you'd be shocked at the objects he's had to remove from guy's rectums and how common it is (removing strange objects).   It seems there is a significant portion of the population that sees objects, instantly analyzes their dimensions and . .. UP THEY GO.  This behavior is one of the symptoms of a condition doctors refer to as Fecal Encephalopathy (shit for brains) or Faecal Encephalopathy for our friends across the pond.

Doctor: I'm sorry sir but you have a terminal case of fecal enephalopathy.
Patient: Oh no!  Isn't there anything that can be done?
Doctor: Yeah, shit for brains.  Quit sticking things up your stupid ass!

[WOTR]

A friend of mine is an emergency room doctor.  He told me you'd be shocked at the objects he's had to remove from guy's rectums and how common it is (removing strange objects). 

I freely confess that I have not given this subject a great deal of thought.  But it would seem that unless it is barbed or covered in superglue that anything that can go in can also come out...  Maybe my mind is just not creative enough on what people would think to insert.

[akwilly]

I freely confess that I have not given this subject a great deal of thought.  But it would seem that unless it is barbed or covered in superglue that anything that can go in can also come out...  Maybe my mind is just not creative enough on what people would think to insert.

my portfolio is heavily invested in companies that make string.

[MAX]

"TRUCE DAY" proposal

"  Would you like to have George back in our midst? " 

- Open Lines Gerry

No

[SredniVashtar]

"TRUCE DAY" proposal

I prefer "DEUCE DAY", where we all line up to take a big shit on him. Although that's most days on the Falkie thread.

[Mad Hatter]

We all have remote access to the camera on Senda's laptop.  What's the strangest thing you've seen whilst spying on him?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

We all have remote access to the camera on Senda's laptop.  What's the strangest thing you've seen whilst spying on him?

[Happier Times are Coming]

We all have remote access to the camera on Senda's laptop.  What's the strangest thing you've seen whilst spying on him?

My EYES
I saw George and Orangey !!

[Happier Times are Coming]

I just got of the phone with Martinez authorities, they are very familia with George and his past history of animal abuse (stepping on and sitting on cats resulting in death) BUT they did comment "We are NOT really surprised, JUST SICKENED"

[Open Lines Gerry]

We all have remote access to the camera on Senda's laptop.  What's the strangest thing you've seen whilst spying on him?

It no longer matters that you have control of the laptop camera.  It won't do you any good going forward.  I have it on good authority that the laptop has been unceremoniously stashed in a paper bag and shoved into George's closet.  The Master was apparently quite pleased that MV's and BellGab's plans were foiled again!

[Mad Hatter]

It no longer matters that you have control of the laptop camera.  It won't do you any good going forward.  I have it on good authority that the laptop has been unceremoniously stashed in a paper bag and shoved into George's closet.  The Master was apparently quite pleased that MV's and BellGab's plans were foiled again!

Not true, Ol' Gerry.  I'm watching Senda right now via the spy cam and it would appear Senda is up to something.

[Mad Hatter]

Oh no!  He just removed his shorts!

[JENX]

Senda.. you're latest video.. Seems you're fascinated with women making false claims of rape.
Why is that?

[Mad Hatter]

Continuing to watch the Senda Spy Cam . . . what's this?  Senda has discovered new Hostess Deep Fried Twinkies . . .

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie, your candidate is losing - he's losing big time. Is that why the video output has waned in the last week?

Pretty soon you're going to be the only one who thinks this diarrhea streak will be the next president. Well, you and (Redacted). He doesn't even think that anymore.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Oh my, the spyware is still functioning !
Oh look !
Orangey has some competition !
George is auditioning a costar for his new film !

[PB the Deplorable]

Oh my, the spyware is still functioning !
Oh look...

[Happier Times are Coming]

I am concerned about George.
I was watching George (with his red shorts down to be knees) and Kathy, dressed up like clowns, chasing the sheep around the apartment when I all of a sudden heard a bang at the door and someone yelling "Martinez animal protection SWAT POLICE..OPEN UP" then several flash grenades went off and the screen went blank !
Does anyone know what happened ??
Authorities are NOT COMMENTING !!
I am really worried !!

[Roswells, Art]

Golly gee willakers, I'm new here. Who is this this Falkie retard you are all picking on? You all should be ashamed of yourselves!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Randall Venis, R.ph - I SEE you.

Avert your eyes, children!  He takes on many forms!

[Open Lines Gerry]

George has just informed me that the purveyor of this site allegedly sent Mr. Noory three photos of him (i.e. the Master) naked from the waist up, also allegedly with the offer of financial compensation if they were to be posted on the Coast To Coast AM website.

[Rally Squirrel]

George has just informed me that the purveyor of this site allegedly sent Mr. Noory three photos of him (i.e. the Master) naked from the waist up, also allegedly with the offer of financial compensation if they were to be posted on the Coast To Coast AM website.

If Senda has Skyped with Noory then I am sure Noory has already seen it.
When Senda showed a Palin interview and was in full view crying his ass off he assumed it was off camera because he minimized the window that had the camera on him.
I am sure it is the same with Skype. "They don't see me in my unders, I minimized the window."

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, I just put a water pick in my ear and got some crazy gunk out. You know Falkie maybe you should have some girl do a proper ear cleaning on you. I swear it is as good as sex and it is much easier on your body. You might find it fun sticking different objects in your ears. I bet the cats would like to lick whatever object you put in your ear. It would be a nice treat for them. Also Falkie since you and Kathy are sorta big to be having normal human sex maybe you guys could just stick objects into each others ears.

[JENX]

George has just informed me that the purveyor of this site allegedly sent Mr. Noory three photos of him (i.e. the Master) naked from the waist up, also allegedly with the offer of financial compensation if they were to be posted on the Coast To Coast AM website.

Do you think Noory would prefer to watch the video of Falkie yelling at sweet Kathy calling her a god damn idiot and clearly hitting her?
I'd be glad to pass it along.