The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Laurakinch]

Carnegie Deli?

One of my first stops in NYC a few years ago. Best pastrami sammy ever.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I worked in a Kosher deli to put myself through college. I once stepped on some bitch's hotdog because she was rude to me. Then I served it to her with a smile.

Another helpful hint for complaints and rudeness while dining, and what can happen.
What bodily fluids do you suppose you have ingested during your past dining ?
Respectful hint and question
NO insult here

[chefist]

Ben's Kosher Deli. Their motto was "We cure our own corned beef. Our chicken soup cures everything else."  They also had a tee shirt that read "The longer it hangs, the better it tastes" with a screen print of a salami next to the text.

My kind of deli! If they made their own pickles, then they would qualify for entry into Elysium!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"TRUCE DAY" proposal

Hello everyone,
Based on a PM dialogue I had with one of our fellow Musings thread members (someone other than Circle of Trust members SixWeekTenure(tm) and BellGab's area51drone ), Ol' Gerry thought it would be a good idea to propose a "TRUCE DAY" to George. 

The idea would be that the Master would come back onto BellGab for one day in order to interact with his fans, supporters, and others interested in a respectful and dignified dialogue - as long as we promised it would not devolve into a prolonged, dragged-out, personal attack on him.  This would be your opportunity to enjoy his wit, wisdom, and opinion in an interactive forum where the man might choose to respond to you personally!

There will, of course, be haters and trolls who won't be able to help themselves, so there would undoubtedly be a peppering of negative posts made about George.  However, if the majority of us band together in the spirit of positivity, we should be able to keep the discourse upbeat, peaceful, and cordial.

I will not present this idea to the Master until I have heard back from some of you in this thread.  Will you make this commitment?  Would you like to have George back in our midst?  Will you restrain any urges you might have to denigrate the man so that we may be graced with his presence?

Friendship.

- Open Lines Gerry

Fuck both of you with a tractor.

[Lilith]

If the General Musings thread can go without an insult directed toward the Master for 7 days in a row, "Truce Day" might become a reality. Keep your fingers crossed and please be on your best behavior, especially Brig.

Who?  ME?   

[Inglorious Bitch]

My kind of deli! If they made their own pickles, then they would qualify for entry into Elysium!

They make their own dill pickles and their own garlic pickles. They also make their own Cole slaw. Good stuff.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Fuck both of you with a tractor.

This, on the other hand, is an INSULT, BUT is NOT directed at Falkie !

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

If the General Musings thread can go without an insult directed toward the Master for 7 days in a row, "Truce Day" might become a reality. Keep your fingers crossed and please be on your best behavior, especially Brig.

Eat the peanuts out of my shit, Senda. 

That should reset the clock.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Who?  ME?

You're a known trouble maker and rabblerouser. 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

In the other he talks about Pokemon go and tells us how much he loves Pokemon, but he has apparently not played the new game yet. What is he waiting for?

Someone else to pay for a data plan for his ipad.

[chefist]

They make their own dill pickles and their own garlic pickles. They also make their own Cole slaw. Good stuff.

GAWD!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I am sure that George receives a larger than average amount of bodily fluids in his food.

I've told this story before, but back on RB Senda was whining that every time he and Kathy found a new Chinese buffet to eat-rape, it closed within a couple of months.

He never saw the correlation.

[Laurakinch]

I worked in a Kosher deli to put myself through college. I once stepped on some bitch's hotdog because she was rude to me. Then I served it to her with a smile.

I've seen similar and worse while working at a fast food restaurant in high school and later a fine dining establishment. Mind you, I merely observed food service staff getting even with obnoxious and demanding customers. Never would I ever do such a thing myself :

[Inglorious Bitch]

I've seen similar and worse while working at a fast food restaurant in high school and later a fine dining establishment. Mind you, I merely observed food service staff getting even with obnoxious and demanding customers. Never would I ever do such a thing myself  :

You're a better woman than I.

[Lilith]

You're a known trouble maker and rabblerouser. 

Arite   Well, ok then, carry on. 

[chefist]

I've seen similar and worse while working at a fast food restaurant in high school and later a fine dining establishment. Mind you, I merely observed food service staff getting even with obnoxious and demanding customers. Never would I ever do such a thing myself  :

How's it been going, Laura? DMV has it's own built in retribution! LOL 

[Happier Times are Coming]

Eat the peanuts out of my shit, Senda. 

That should reset the clock.

This came close to an insult, however I consider this to advise for two men stranded with no food and is simply a suggestion on a possible source of protein for George.

[jazmunda]

If after all these years the dumbass is stupid enough to share nude photos of himself with other BG members then he gets what he gets. Fuck him.

exactly.

Yeah . I'm going to need all of mine back now.

[akwilly]

I heard about a gal that put period blood on a pizza before the cheese.

if she was hot I have no issue

[WOTR]

"TRUCE DAY" proposal

The idea would be that the Master would come back onto BellGab for one day in order to interact with his fans, supporters, and others interested in a respectful and dignified dialogue - as long as we promised it would not devolve into a prolonged, dragged-out, personal attack on him.  T

Gerry- It's just a crying shame that we have some posters like DPS who lack restraint and lash out.  However, it is understandable. Let me try to put it in terms that are easy to understand.

I would compare having Senda hang around Bellgab to having a woman in your house.  Yeah, when she is around all of the time, she can get a little annoying, and there will be nights when something she says causes her to sleep wrong and get a bruised face.  However, sometimes even when the bitch is not around to say things or annoy you, there is a thought from the past.  She shows up and there is some little flash of remembrance of that time that she talked back.  And suddenly, her face gets bruised while she is sleeping.

Senda should leave the "battered women's shelter" and come home to BG where he belongs.  There will be the occasional time when he has a black eye from sleeping wrong.  There will be the occasional poster who "play fights" with him and maybe hits him a little hard.  Some days, after a play fight, he may even walk into a door or fall down the stairs and break the occasional bone.  The thing is that nobody ever really means to leave the bruises and marks and those pillows sure do blacken a face.  I hope that clarified things and that I managed to put it in easy to understand terms. 

Sometimes, love hurts us all.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Gerry- It's just a crying shame that we have some posters like DPS who lack restraint and lash out.  However, it is understandable. Let me try to put it in terms that are easy to understand.

I would compare having Senda hang around Bellgab to having a woman in your house.  Yeah, when she is around all of the time, she can get a little annoying, and there will be nights when something she says causes her to sleep wrong and get a bruised face.  However, sometimes even when the bitch is not around to say things or annoy you, there is a thought from the past.  She shows up and there is some little flash of remembrance of that time that she talked back.  And suddenly, her face gets bruised while she is sleeping.

Senda should leave the "battered women's shelter" and come home to BG where he belongs.  There will be the occasional time when he has a black eye from sleeping wrong.  There will be the occasional poster who "play fights" with him and maybe hits him a little hard.  Some days, after a play fight, he may even walk into a door or fall down the stairs and break the occasional bone.  The thing is that nobody ever really means to leave the bruises and marks and those pillows sure do blacken a face.  I hope that clarified things and that I managed to put it in easy to understand terms. 

Sometimes, love hurts us all.

Fuck Senda in the ass, without lubricant, using Jackstar's bicycle.

[WOTR]

Fuck Senda in the ass, without lubricant, using Jackstar's bicycle.

That is a going to leave more than just a little mark... Using Gerry's reasoning, Senda may rule the world if his third eye opens that wide.

***I would also like to point out that if you were to carry through with your statement and fuck Senda in the ass with Jackstar's bicycle it would be an excellent example of my earlier observation that "sometimes love hurts."

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

***I would also like to point out that being fucked in the ass with Jackstar's bicycle is in strong agreement with my earlier observation that "sometimes love hurts."

It's a team effort here dude

[Dateline]

This is an opinion and only an opinion.

If Falkie can gamble at casinos and make videos for Norry, Senda should be able to become a more productive member of society, get a job and pay back all of the money he owes the government.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

 

The Master has chosen to NOT participate in "TRUCE DAY," and I suspect we have comments like the one quoted above (as well as many others that have been posted by a select few since the suggestion was first broached) to thank for it.

George reminds us all that we do have HIS paranormal forum that his fans, subscribers, supporters, and other interested parties can register on if they'd like the chance to interact with him.  It is a haven for his devotees to converse with him in a civilized, supervised, and moderated environment, and all who care to show their respects to the man are encouraged to visit that site.

(A link will NOT be posted.  Praise MV!)

Cut the shit Ger,

I don't think many here give two squirts of piss whether or not Falkie comes back here or not...we know he's too scared.  We are still waiting for a list of military magazines his ass holiness claimed to write for in the 1980's.  We want magazine title, issue numbers and subject matter.  Would you please ask Sarge Senda to comply?  Appreciate it!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

This is an opinion and only an opinion.

If Falkie can gamble at casinos and make videos for Norry, Senda should be able to become a more productive member of society, get a job and pay back all of the money he owes the government.

Call Senda any filthy name in the book, but by God, never suggest he go out and work for a living!  That is an insult of the highest order!

[PB the Deplorable]

Gerry- It's just a crying shame that we have some posters like DPS who lack restraint...

Keep in mind Falkie says he is no longer able to access BellGab, and as he has said many a time 'why would I lie, I have no reason to lie'

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

"Truce Day"
screw that idea. if someone kidnapped him, i'd ignore a two cent ransom note.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Fuck Senda in the ass, without lubricant, using Jackstar's bicycle.

This might be a suggestion, not necessarily an insult.
Respectful questions
Would a bicycle up the ass ruin the sex Falkie enjoys with Gerry ?
Would Gerry find it necessary to remove the bicycle before sticking his own thingy into the Falkie ass ?
What kind of a bicycle is it ?
Which does Falkie like, the bicycle or Gerry's thingy up his ass ?
Does Falkie like other things up his ass too ?
Has Orangey ever been up his ass ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Is Falkie one of those people who are constantly experimenting by sticking various objects up their arse ?
I once heard of an engineer in Washington that tried a stallion thingy and it killed him, BUT I bet Falkie could handle that NO problem.
George,
Respectfully asking what is the largest most unusual thing you have stuck up your ass ?