The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Chronaut]

If you hang around we might loosen you up a bit; you might even have fun and not need the operation to remove the stick that you have so tightly wedged right now.

Well the first time I offered an agreeable post in Falkie's thread you called it puke, which, let me tell you, is no way to mellow a guy out.  Try a little Barry White next time 

[SredniVashtar]

Well the first time I offered an agreeable post in Falkie's thread you called it puke, which, let me tell you, is no way to mellow a guy out.  Try a little Barry White next time 

It could have been a lot worse than that. I was going to welcome you in the guise of Falkie, by telling you to STFU and asking for help with my travel expenses, but I didn't think you'd get it. Yorkie will take your coat; just sit down and make yourself comfortable.

[Chronaut]

/reported

Dang.  So I make an agreeable post, and I get /reported, and I parry a stab, and I get chided.  Is this thread always so paradoxical?

[Yorkshire pud]

It could have been a lot worse than that. I was going to welcome you in the guise of Falkie, by telling you to STFU and asking for help with my travel expenses, but I didn't think you'd get it. Yorkie will take your coat; just sit down and make yourself comfortable.

He's broken the unwritten rule of the Senda thread; he has me on ignore. (A throwback to the Art Bell thread when I was being beastly to the mores that they hold so dear.)

[Yorkshire pud]

Dang.  So I make an agreeable post, and I get /reported, and I parry a stab, and I get chided.  Is this thread always so paradoxical?

Probably if we knew what prado..pardox...parixod...that word you typed meant.

[Chronaut]

It could have been a lot worse than that. I was going to welcome you in the guise of Falkie, by telling you to STFU and asking for help with my travel expenses, but I didn't think you'd get it. Yorkie will take your coat; just sit down and make yourself comfortable.

Actually I would've understood that, haha.  Oh crap...apparently I've got a new subcultural dialect to grow acquainted with, including some perplexing subtext about puking on the carpet.  I think I'll just take your advice and light a bone and shut up for awhile until I learn something about the singular esoteric vernacular of the Falkie thread...  ;

[SredniVashtar]

Probably if we knew what prado..pardox...parixod...that word you typed meant.

That reminds me, I have run of paradox. I need to clean the shitter tomorrow.

[starrmtn001]

If you hang around we might loosen you up a bit; you might even have fun and not need the operation to remove the stick that you have so tightly wedged right now.

That's not a stick.  That's a flyswatter he used, to swat the bug that flew . . . never mind.

[3OctaveFart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4bh0_8rmDo&index=13&list=PL92EA9169C0932D9A

[Roswells, Art]

I read my first AMA Journal & Medical World News at 3 and understood it.
They were a staple on our coffee table at home for years.

It's part of how I learned to read.
No wussy Dick & Jane crap for me.
Read the New York Times And WSJ too.

Falkie, could you tell us what you learned in the JAMA at age three? I mean could you tell someone else in a private message and have them post it? Also if you could refer to yourself in the third person while doing so that would be great. Happy New Year.

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's not a stick.  That's a flyswatter he used, to swat the bug that flew . . . never mind.

Good to see you around! 

[Who]

Falkie, could you tell us what you learned in the JAMA at age three? I mean could you tell someone else in a private message and have them post it? Also if you could refer to yourself in the third person while doing so that would be great. Happy New Year.

[bateman]

I read my first AMA Journal & Medical World News at 3 and understood it.

Oh that's a gem.

[GravitySucks]

Oh that's a gem.

That's how he knew which symptoms to describe to the disability doctors.

[onan]

Oh that's a gem.

Well, he had just graduated from law school.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Once you go brown you'll never turn around.

That's not what your cellmate said about you.

[Roswells, Art]

Thanks Who, you're too kind. I hope you reconsider your decision to leave this thread. If you do go through with it you can do what Falkie does which isn't completely ludicrous at all and send your messages through another member to post here

[Catsmile]

Falkie just told me to tell y'all.

STFU!!!1 Video later.

TRUE STORY, BRO!

[GravitySucks]

Falkie just told me to tell y'all.

STFU!!!1 Video later.

TRUE STORY, BRO!

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

send your messages through another member to post here

Now THERE'S an idea.  Just for fun, on New Years Day let's all send our messages for one member to post here. 

I think this could work.  We need to pick someone as the poster, though.  A regular poster, someone respected by all and of impeccable charac....

Fuck it, never mind.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

[quoting Flunkie]

"While we were gone Patty snuck in and took my pressure cooker along with my sukebe chair from my shower. I need it back because without it my under carriage can not get a good scrubbing and it is getting swampy back there.

Friends, and fellow Bellgabbers:

It's the holidays, when we feel an ancient impulse to stop slaughtering each other for a fortnight and pretend we are human.

In that spirit, may I propose a road trip to Falkie's abode for the purposes of a wash and shampoo of his perineum?  I have an industrial-strength pressure washer unit, and I'm fairly certain that Rally Squirrel has some soap bars with a sufficient lye content to cut through any...um "content" we encounter.  With enough hands to keep his off our wallets, this could be a barn-burning success!

[Curandero81]

Paladin
really ??
Casio took you to the pig farm ??
and you wanted to prove you were NoT Muslim ??
a trip to the ER later
this extracted from your arse ??
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ??

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Friends, and fellow Bellgabbers:

It's the holidays, when we feel an ancient impulse to stop slaughtering each other for a fortnight and pretend we are human.

In that spirit, may I propose a road trip to Falkie's abode for the purposes of a wash and shampoo of his perineum?  I have an industrial-strength pressure washer unit, and I'm fairly certain that Rally Squirrel has some soap bars with a sufficient lye content to cut through any...um "content" we encounter.  With enough hands to keep his off our wallets, this could be a barn-burning success!

no problem. fueled and ready to go. 

[Curandero81]

Suggestion
a Palidin Casio thread
or
a Casio Paladin thread
.....I volunteer to post often
(just who is .... "on top" .... thus deserving of "top billing" ??)

[akwilly]

Well, he had just graduated from law school.

darn, it was a goal of mine in the new year to become falkie unpaid lawyer

[Rally Squirrel]

Friends, and fellow Bellgabbers:

It's the holidays, when we feel an ancient impulse to stop slaughtering each other for a fortnight and pretend we are human.

In that spirit, may I propose a road trip to Falkie's abode for the purposes of a wash and shampoo of his perineum?  I have an industrial-strength pressure washer unit, and I'm fairly certain that Rally Squirrel has some soap bars with a sufficient lye content to cut through any...um "content" we encounter.  With enough hands to keep his off our wallets, this could be a barn-burning success!

Is anyone willing to lift his abdominal apron? It gets a bit cheesy under there.

[Curandero81]

Is anyone willing to lift his abdominal apron? It gets a bit cheesy under there.

and.......
would YOU care to explain HOW YOU came by this knowledge ?

[Rally Squirrel]

and.......
would YOU care to explain HOW YOU came by this knowledge ?

I would tell you the story but I fear that you will just fap to it and I find that rather unsettling.

[Curandero81]

I would tell you the story but I fear that you will just fap to it and I find that rather unsettling.

Ahhhh
and would you care to "explain" your "sore inflamed" hand you are rubbing...
and why
perhaps another area lower too ?
(just thinking about it really "works" you up..doesn't it)
***shaking my head***
***face palm***
***sigh***
NOTE
Please be very careful "rubbing below", as a woman ages due to decreased estrogen production the skin "down below" thins and becomes dry...
careful now

[Rally Squirrel]

Ahhhh
and would you care to "explain" your "sore inflamed" hand you are rubbing...
and why
perhaps another area lower too ?
(just thinking about it really "works" you up..doesn't it)
***shaking my head***
***face palm***
***sigh***
NOTE
Please be very careful "rubbing below", as a woman ages due to decreased estrogen production the skin "down below" thins and becomes dry...
careful now

Please try to be coherent next time. Thanks in advance.