The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Senda Productions are world famous for their high production values and the literary qualities of their scripts. Those fucks who criticise the great man for half-assing it and saying whatever dopey shit enters his fat head are just the kind of morons that hold this great nation of yours back. I think he could teach classes in the use of irony. Even the actress playing that heffalump who is mooching off him looks like Claudia Schiffer when she has taken off the latex fat suit.

Go back to your rat lunches and stop hating. Bastards!

^^
He's right you know. Law of averages says he has to be one day.

[Who]

People die of Syphilis. 

Can we get eye syphilis from reading this thread? 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Can we get eye syphilis from reading this thread?

Only if you are touching your eye inappropriately at the time.

[Who]

As someone who has been 'top righted' on a few occasions I can confirm the exec washrooms are indeed a step up from what the proles have to endure. Oh well.

The executive dining room also has fresh Cinnabons and Starbucks.   Don't tell Falkie.

[WOTR]

People die of Syphilis. 

Much like syphilis, Bellgab is at least partially self inflicted.  You have to make a conscious decision to partake in what looks like fun never suspecting that the result of that action will eventually lead to madness...

[akwilly]

Hey Akwilly, is the AK for Arkansas? Southern accents are hot. Tell your mom you're doing well. I have an idea that may make you a lot of money. Have you thought about marketing your brilliant concept of the Budweiser poop box? A lot of people need portable toilets for camping or fishing trips or what not. Budweiser is a known and trusted name, even if the box is for pooping, but you can sell the box with some beer cans in it and some disinfectant wipes. The user can have a cup holder on one side of the box for the beer can and the other side of the box will have a holder for some Lysol wipes. Remember that cleanliness is next to Godliness. I think you should trademark this idea. Whatever you do, don't tell anyone about it or they will steal the concept. Your mom will be proud of your entrepreneurial skills.

Alaska not Arkansas. But I was raised in Texas. As to improving on my method of going number 2. First of all I use Keystone Light 18 pack boxes. Keystone boxes have a layer of plastic incorporated in the box where as Bud is just cardboard. It would be cool to add all the gadgets that you wrote about. It would make the pooping experience more pleasant. What I have learned though is that if you have to crap in a empty beer box is that you would normally wait until the last minute. You wait because you want to get it all out on the first try. Drinking Keystone Light helps in that regard. Also since you would wait until you were about to crap you're pants a person would generally start to perspire a tad. Sweating is good because it insures that ass wouldn't get stuck in box. I recommend putting a small trash bag in the box. That a way when done you can pore diesel is the bag and it won't leak out as fast buying you the proper time to light it on fire.

[bateman]

Alaska not Arkansas. But I was raised in Texas. As to improving on my method of going number 2. First of all I use Keystone Light 18 pack boxes. Keystone boxes have a layer of plastic incorporated in the box where as Bud is just cardboard. It would be cool to add all the gadgets that you wrote about. It would make the pooping experience more pleasant. What I have learned though is that if you have to crap in a empty beer box is that you would normally wait until the last minute. You wait because you want to get it all out on the first try. Drinking Keystone Light helps in that regard. Also since you would wait until you were about to crap you're pants a person would generally start to perspire a tad. Sweating is good because it insures that ass wouldn't get stuck in box. I recommend putting a small trash bag in the box. That a way when done you can pore diesel is the bag and it won't leak out as fast buying you the proper time to light it on fire.

what the...

[akwilly]

what the...

It's a lifestyle choice Bateman.

[Roswells, Art]

It's a lifestyle choice Bateman.

video later?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Alaska not Arkansas. But I was raised in Texas. As to improving on my method of going number 2. First of all I use Keystone Light 18 pack boxes. Keystone boxes have a layer of plastic incorporated in the box where as Bud is just cardboard. It would be cool to add all the gadgets that you wrote about. It would make the pooping experience more pleasant. What I have learned though is that if you have to crap in a empty beer box is that you would normally wait until the last minute. You wait because you want to get it all out on the first try. Drinking Keystone Light helps in that regard. Also since you would wait until you were about to crap you're pants a person would generally start to perspire a tad. Sweating is good because it insures that ass wouldn't get stuck in box. I recommend putting a small trash bag in the box. That a way when done you can pore diesel is the bag and it won't leak out as fast buying you the proper time to light it on fire.

adding this to my case race strategy in the situation of a sudden urge... in the heat of the event. 

[weeberwubber]

It's a lifestyle choice Bateman.

Way of the ice road?

[Jocko Johnson]

I can't take it !!  Falkie will you ever wake up and see the reality of your life? You are a 63 yer old bum on Welfare with no marketable skills. You are NOT EVER  going to become a TV star or do anything more then to  sit in your Welfare housing filming yourself with the sole purpose of  making  a fool of yourself. WAKE THE FUCK UP!!! Do something constructive with what little time you have left. Volunteer at the soup kitchens instead of ripping them off, lose weight  , try actually getting a real job. Anything is better then living in such a delusional state of mind....

This is great. So true...but unfortunately never gonna happen.

[akwilly]

Way of the ice road?

No just lazy alcoholic 

[Jocko Johnson]

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So you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave?   
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The Hotel Bellgab, a subsidiary of MV enterprises.

[akwilly]

https://youtu.be/Kyh8pqiCgvk Hey Falkie Id'a done the same thing if she wanted to marry you.

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2azCcZnQrs

Plea to Area51Drone to STAY AWAY from George Senda.

[Open Lines Gerry]

George updates us on his upcoming convention and travel plans for the last quarter of 2015 and early 2016.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Khy-L8wxxLc

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8buoeJakZQ8


Way to go, Falkie!  Hopefully many of us can meet up with you at one of these events!  The admission fees sound quite reasonable, and you can make a lot of good contacts for your future endeavors.  A wise investment !

[akwilly]

A wise "investment" indeed Falkie.

[Defwhale]

George updates us on his upcoming convention and travel plans for the last quarter of 2015 and early 2016.

Other than these, Falkies other recent videos are nearly all short clips of him discussing random news events.  And not really adding a thing to the existing reporting.

Are these extensions and examples of what he did for George Noory's recent TV show pilot?  Does Falkie think there is interest or value in doing these, just because Noory told him there is and acted interested?  That he should continue making these because when Noory's pilot ends up not being picked up, they may be seen by the right people elsewhere and propel him to fame and fortune?

How George and Tommy must love watching these.  Congratulating themselves on the absurdity of having former fierce critic, The Guy From Pittsburgh, so transparently doing everything he can to hitch onto them and their D List celeb status.  I can picture them arriving at the studio and checking his YouTube channel first thing each day to get their morning laugh.  How disappointed they must be when there aren't any new ones,

[Open Lines Gerry]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NG35tgpHncc

Additional video on the Los Angeles Conscious Life Expo - Feb. 19 - 22, 2016.  Falkie WILL be attending, and meeting with George Noory again.  He will also go one-on-one with Dr. Eric Pearl in a follow-up to last spring's encounter (featuring Diana Bensch).

Congratulations, George!  The countdown is on!

[Open Lines Gerry]

A wise "investment" indeed Falkie.

I chose that word - "investment" - with great care as I am anticipating that George will have hell to pay when our friends from the U.K. and eastern U.S. hop back on in the morning.  George is chasing his dream, and as we saw with the New Living Expo, events like this are a big deal in propelling his initiatives forward.

[akwilly]

I chose that word - "investment" - with great care as I am anticipating that George will have hell to pay when our friends from the U.K. and eastern U.S. hop back on in the morning.  George is chasing his dream, and as we saw with the New Living Expo, events like this are a big deal in propelling his initiatives forward.

I think it is great the big guy is getting out and trying to get "the brand" some much needed exposure. I also think that he needs to consider getting a protege or unpaid intern. If these expos really do make Falkie more famous then he will need someone he can trust to run his errands and keep his appointments in line. Falke the mentor, that sounds about right.

[ONeill]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2azCcZnQrs

Plea to Area51Drone to STAY AWAY from George Senda.

Remember about the ancient custom Felchie. When A51 gets there, you have to offer to pay his travel expenditures.

[ONeill]

George updates us on his upcoming convention and travel plans for the last quarter of 2015 and early 2016.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Khy-L8wxxLc

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8buoeJakZQ8


Way to go, Falkie!  Hopefully many of us can meet up with you at one of these events!  The admission fees sound quite reasonable, and you can make a lot of good contacts for your future endeavors.  A wise investment !

Sendamemoney let's us know how monumentally retarded he is. So "he" (American taxpayer) paid all those 100s of $s (credit card of course) to chase some hucksters and charlatans. You are dumber than fleas on your head. If you can do all of that, why can't you get a job, you fucking disgusting fraud?

[ONeill]

So Senda, what will you do if your sinus infection returns during all your trips? I have a feeling it won't, it just shows up when you need to do some whining.

[nooryisawesome]

So Senda, what will you do if your sinus infection returns during all your trips? I have a feeling it won't, it just shows up when you need to do some whining.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2azCcZnQrs

Plea to Area51Drone to STAY AWAY from George Senda.

Wait, Falkie is going out with some girl named 'Kathleen' now?

[Yorkshire pud]

Wait, Falkie is going out with some girl named 'Kathleen' now?

It's a step up from "shut up I'm doing this to make me money bitch".

[pate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VojVsf36j2A

[Daggit]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q2azCcZnQrs

Plea to Area51Drone to STAY AWAY from George Senda.

Is anyone surprised that area51Drone had been outed as an unstable psychopath?

He's left his wife and kids and is on his way to confront Falkie. He should make a road trip out of it and pick up that other psycho Casio and end it Reservoir Dogs style.