The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

Welcome back YP, you've been missed.

Apparently Felchie is planning to fly. I am concerned that due to reduced pressure in the plane his bulk may simply explode. It looks close to that in his latest videos just sitting in front of the computer. He also doesn't consider the fact that he would most likely have to buy two (if not three) neighbouring places.

Now STFU and mind your own business, videos later.

Not so fast! The C17 is eminently capable of heavy lift transport. All Senda has to do is persuade the USAF to lend him one of theirs, plus ground crew, plus heavy lift ground transport. He has no need of the aircrew because he's watched planes take off and land, so can get that little practical problem (i.e. flying) licked in seconds, how fucking difficult can it be?

[3OctaveFart]

Speaking of... if sweet Kathy really loves George as she claims... Why aren't they married? From a purely financial persective, they could file a joint federal tax return and benefit from the marital deduction.

Because they're brother and sister.

The "romance" here is one of the fucking MacGuffins, has been the whole time.

They certainly seem to fight like old sibling rivals.

[inuk2600]

Not so fast! The C17 is eminently capable of heavy lift transport. All Senda has to do is persuade the USAF to lend him one of theirs, plus ground crew, plus heavy lift ground transport. He has no need of the aircrew because he's watched planes take off and land, so can get that little practical problem (i.e. flying) licked in seconds, how fucking difficult can it be?

A guppy would be a more economical choice

[ponyboysunset]

OMG I need this on a t-shirt ASAP!

[onan]

Not so fast! The C17 is eminently capable of heavy lift transport. All Senda has to do is persuade the USAF to lend him one of theirs, plus ground crew, plus heavy lift ground transport. He has no need of the aircrew because he's watched planes take off and land, so can get that little practical problem (i.e. flying) licked in seconds, how fucking difficult can it be?

What you are not considering, is falkie's jello factor. Try to hook a blob of jello and pick it up. See the problem?

[ONeill]

What you are not considering, is falkie's jello factor. Try to hook a blob of jello and pick it up. See the problem?

Man of weak faith... We have to first put the jello Falkie into a huge jar, and then hook the jar.

[WhiteCrow]

Yeah, you forgot the e in purely.

Dumb ass.

What another change made at Bellgab, I wasn't aware of!
MV has replaced SV as the official proof reader of my posts.

[Who]

A guppy would be a more economical choice

And it would have enough room and lifting capacity for Falkie AND Sweet K.  One problem, it might remind Sweet K of the whales at Sea World and she'd try to eat it.

[Yorkshire pud]

And it would have enough room and lifting capacity for Falkie AND Sweet K.  One problem, it might remind Sweet K of the whales at Sea World and she'd try to eat mate with it.

FIFY...Oh jeeze did I type that? Which means I had visions...dark dark visions..I'm doomed now.

[Inglorious Bitch]

OMG I need this on a t-shirt ASAP!

Eating out...pink taco...is coming....

It truly is a work of art, especially if you are a Sapphic sister. 

[Who]

FIFY...Oh jeeze did I type that? Which means I had visions...dark dark visions..I'm doomed now.

Kathy mating with an Aero Spacelines Super Guppy?  The result is too horrible to contemplate.

Flying Kathies.  Huge swarms of flying Kathies.  Huge swarms of petulant, pendulous flying Kathies!  Oh the humanity!

[SredniVashtar]

FIFY...Oh jeeze did I type that? Which means I had visions...dark dark visions..I'm doomed now.

Welcome back, you curmudgeonly old bastard! You were missed. Not by me, you understand, but some people noticed you were gone. It's probably a coincidence, but I have only just been able to manage a satisfactory erection. The last two weeks has seen the old chap in the most shameful state of detumescence, but that's partly down to being an 83 year-old queen, if we are to believe the syphillitic ravings of a certain contributor to this thread. I shan't name names, but the whore in question has a name that rhymes with uproarious snitch.

Let me guess, did you dream of Sweet Kathy's twin peaks while in the Peak District? I will assume that's where you went, and don't contradict me otherwise you spoil the joke! 

[Defwhale]

... Unless I'm missing something here?

The lack of taxable income?

[SredniVashtar]

Because they're brother and sister.

The "romance" here is one of the fucking MacGuffins, has been the whole time.

They certainly seem to fight like old sibling rivals.

That's a twist too far, you sick bastard! 

I just think they are co-dependent. I don't think sex has been on the agenda for a very long time, if it ever was. They obviously don't have anything that even resembles a normal relationship, but I don't think Falkie has had one of those in his life, so it would make sense that his 'girlfriend' is some sort of bull moose with all the sexual allure of a used diaper.

I know Falkie is fucked up, but that's one handbrake turn that I don't think even this thread is capable of.

By the way, congrats to all of those who got on the 'by comparison' meme. I was catching up with the thread on the train and nearly swallowed my tongue laughing at that stuff. This thread is the internet version of alchemy and really needs its own Wiki page. It takes the base metal of Senda's miserable, wasted life and turns it into comedy gold.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I shan't name names, but the whore in question has a name that rhymes with uproarious snitch.

Hey, that's an insult. In my corner of the world, snitches get stitches. If anyone knows how to mind her business and keep her eyes straight ahead, it's me.

[SredniVashtar]

Hey, that's an insult. In my corner of the world, snitches get stitches. If anyone knows how to mind her business and keep her eyes straight ahead, it's me.

You generally don't have much say about that when you are being mouth-sexed by a homeless dude. But, they put up the fees at the hostel, and a girl's gotta do etc...

[Inglorious Bitch]

I don't think sex has been on the agenda for a very long time, if it ever was.

I beg to differ. Sordid tales involving Falkie, Sweet K and mayo have made their way to these parts. Said tales now live in infamy and horror in our collective nightmares.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You generally don't have much say about that when you are being mouth-sexed by a homeless dude. But, they put up the fees at the hostel, and a girl's gotta do etc...

Oh gee. Another IB is a whore joke.

[SredniVashtar]

Oh gee. Another IB is a whore joke.

I am a very caring person, and I feel it is my duty to persuade you away from this life of flagrant immorality. It's costing me too much money for one thing.

[Yorkshire pud]

Welcome back, you curmudgeonly old bastard! You were missed. Not by me, you understand, but some people noticed you were gone. It's probably a coincidence, but I have only just been able to manage a satisfactory erection.

You didn't get the H&E magazines I sent you then? If you did, I'm sorry that a few most of the pages were stuck together.

The last two weeks has seen the old chap in the most shameful state of detumescence,

Detu how many? Doesn't he now play for that United Nations 11 from Stamford Bridge?

but that's partly down to being an 83 year-old queen, if we are to believe the syphillitic ravings of a certain contributor to this thread. I shan't name names, but the whore in question has a name that rhymes with uproarious snitch.

Let me guess, did you dream of Sweet Kathy's twin peaks while in the Peak District? I will assume that's where you went, and don't contradict me otherwise you spoil the joke! 

Oh assumptions dear boy. They be funny folk in the Peak District, with odd ways. But yes...here's a lunar eclipse I took at about 3.30 am stood on Baslow Edge (Grid ref to follow if I can be arsed). Should have had a tripod, but only a monopod to hand. 100-400 L telezoom lens. About 1 second exposure, ISO 1000. No idea what any of that means you understand.

[SredniVashtar]

Should have had a tripod

I am sure that 10 seconds musing on Sweet Kathy's pulchritudinous udders took care of that problem pretty smartly.

Always wanted to go there, actually. The Peak District, not SK's PUs, I hasten to add!! 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I am a very caring person, and I feel it is my duty to persuade you away from this life of flagrant immorality. It's costing me too much money for one thing.

  Well. You are my best customer.

[Yorkshire pud]

I am sure that 10 seconds musing on Sweet Kathy's pulchritudinous udders took care of that problem pretty smartly.

Always wanted to go there, actually. The Peak District, not SK's PUs, I hasten to add!! 

As if anyone would have drawn that conclusion? Really!

What's on the internet can't be removed. Sredni has longings for the pendulous udders (and nipples like chapel hat pegs) of sweaty Kathy.

[SredniVashtar]

As if anyone would have drawn that conclusion? Really!

What's on the internet can't be removed. Sredni has longings for the pendulous udders (and nipples like chapel hat pegs) of sweaty Kathy.

'Longings' is right. If those bloody things droop any more they will be brushing the ground.

[ponyboysunset]

Eating out...pink taco...is coming....

It truly is a work of art, especially if you are a Sapphic sister. 

Yes, yes it is! And I am proudly part of that tribe!

[Roswells, Art]

I guess this solves the mystery of the missing apartment inspector.

[paladin1991]

Eating out...pink taco...is coming....

It truly is a work of art, especially if you are a Sapphic sister. 

And I am.   

[paladin1991]

I guess this solves the mystery of the missing apartment inspector.

Yeah, they're just waiting for him to ripen up so that they can eat him.

[Inglorious Bitch]

And I am.   

You always did strike me as the cool, lezbionic type. 

[WhiteCrow]

The lack of taxable income?

Hmmm... So you're saying? They'd do better financially, living in two separate apartments, than getting married and living in one... How could that be? If true, I'm getting a divorce.

Falkie must be a financial genius!