The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

People in the Politics threads on this very site used to insist they would never believe anyone was happy living off the taxpayers and wouldn't improve themselves if they could.  I haven't been there for awhile but I doubt the ones who also read here are posting that stuff anymore.

You are correct, Sir. I have reformed my bleeding heart liberal ways. Hell, I'm ready to vote President Trump into office.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, you should have consulted me before you bought the pressure cooker. The reason is because it is just one more item to clean. Did you know that a great way to cook fish and vegetables is to put them in a can with a lid and then put them in the dish washer. That a way you can do dishes while you cook. Kinda like taking a pee while in the shower, killing 2 birds with one stone type of thing.

[PB the Deplorable]

You're on welfare (SSI and Section 8 housing) and you're going to charge hundreds of dollars to a credit card to travel to a UFO conference?  Seriously, Senda, you are the most irresponsible IDIOT I have ever encountered in my life.  And what a sad commentary on the American banking industry that they would give credit cards to someone on welfare. 

You're a moron, Senda.  A first-class moron.

That's on us, the taxpayers.  We're the ones who vote in people responsible for this.  $18.5 trillion in the hole, and full speed ahead

[Inglorious Bitch]

Kinda like taking a pee while in the shower, killing 2 birds with one stone type of thing.

To be really efficient, you should pee, brush your teeth and shower all at the same time.

[akwilly]

You are correct, Sir. I have reformed my bleeding heart liberal ways. Hell, I'm ready to vote President Trump into office.

Liberal women are the worst creatures on Earth. They don't bath regularly, don't shave regularly, and generally let their tits sag because they don't wear bras. All things I could say about Falkie as well. Oh ya and they talk too much.

[akwilly]

To be really efficient, you should pee, brush your teeth and shower all at the same time.

Oh I do all that but not in the shower. I prefer baths.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Liberal women are the worst creatures on Earth. They don't bath regularly, don't shave regularly, and generally let their tits sag because they don't wear bras. All things I could say about Falkie as well. Oh ya and they talk too much.

I don't know what liberal women you've been hanging around. As a germophobe, I am constantly washing my hands and disinfecting everything. I would never dream of going a day without a shower, shave everything (if you get my drift) and wear a bra. My boobs are not here for other people's entertainment.

You do sound however, like you have a hard on for Sweet Kathy. Senda has already reminded Srendi that Sweet Kathy is his and only his. Besides, I don't think you are able to keep Sweet Kathy in a manner to which she is accustomed. She is used to being wined and dined and living the jet setting life that Falkie can give her. What can you offer her, Sir that Falkie can't provide?

[akwilly]

I don't know what liberal women you've been hanging around. As a germophobe, I am constantly washing my hands and disinfecting everything. I would never dream of going a day without a shower, shave everything (if you get my drift) and wear a bra. My boobs are not here for other people's entertainment.

You do sound however, like you have a hard on for Sweet Kathy. Senda has already reminded Srendi that Sweet Kathy is his and only his. Besides, I don't think you are able to keep Sweet Kathy in a manner to which she is accustomed. She is used to being wined and dined and living the jet setting life that Falkie can give her. What can you offer her, Sir that Falkie can't provide?

I could never compete with Falkie. All I could do is take her for walks. Toss a frisbee to her, let her in at night, give her her own water dish, and let her eat at the table with me. I would consider taking her fishing so that she might see some of her old mates from sea world. She also would have the opportunity to sleep curled up by my feet.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're thinking of social justice women who delude themselves into thinking it's their choice and everyone else's prejudice that they're unfuckable. Liberals women can be hot with big sexy brains.

...how the hell did I wind up in the falkie thread?

You've been sucked in my friend. SUCKED IN.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Haha! You were fast, but I was faster!

[akwilly]

I find brains to be the least attractive part of a woman. Dang you are fast I was goinga Quote QuimblyQuote from: VoteQuimby on Today at 09:51:11 PM
You're thinking of social justice women who delude themselves into thinking it's their choice and everyone else's prejudice that they're unfuckable. Liberals women can be hot with big sexy brains.

...how the hell did I wind up in the falkie thread?

[Inglorious Bitch]

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You still can. Just copypasta:

You're thinking of social justice women who delude themselves into thinking it's their choice and everyone else's prejudice that they're unfuckable. Liberals women can be hot with big sexy brains.

...how the hell did I wind up in the falkie thread?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I try to delete my quasi-sexist statements before others can read them. Sometimes you got to get them out of your system.

With that said, I am down with liberated women. 

[Inglorious Bitch]

I find brains to be the least attractive part of a woman.

Once again, a match made in heaven b/w you and Sweet Kathy. Don't forget about her pending 15 houses.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I find brains to be the least attractive part of a woman. Dang you are fast I was goinga Quote Quimbly

That's why you have to have two women, so they have someone to talk to when you fall asleep.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I try to delete my quasi-sexist statements before others can read them. Sometimes you got to get them out of you're system.

With that said, I am down with liberated women. 

This is the Falkie thread. There is no pretense of decorum here.

[akwilly]

Once again, a match made in heaven b/w you and Sweet Kathy. Don't forget about her pending 15 houses.

I am only after her money. I've done things in the past that I'm not proud of but squaring Kathy would be an all time low.

[Inglorious Bitch]

That's why you have to have two women, so they have someone to talk to when you fall asleep.

You forgot the "Amirite?". 

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I pop in and read a page here and there every 100 or so. Why do we not like Kathy again? I honestly feel bad that she's a target now.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

You forgot the "Amirite?". 

You and I would get along gloriously. 

[akwilly]

I pop in and read a page here and there every 100 or so. Why do we not like Kathy again? I honestly feel bad that she's a target now.

Some don't like her because she is holding Falkie back. Some feel that she should be made homeless and that her eternal slothyness has rubbed of on Falkie.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I pop in and read a page here and there every 100 or so. Why do we not like Kathy again? I honestly feel bad that she's a target now.

Let's see...she eats tv dinners and throws the tray on the floor, she mooches off of Falkie, she was evicted for keeping her place like a pigsty, she refuses to eat healthy food even when Falkie says that he is making an effort to make healthier home made meals, she screams at him at 2am.....help me out here guys. What did I leave out?

[Inglorious Bitch]

You and I would get along gloriously. 

LOL, a match made in Falkie heaven.

[bateman]

Let's see...she eats tv dinners and throws the tray on the floor, she mooches off of Falkie, she was eveicted for keeping her place like a pigstye, she refuses to eat healthy food even when Falkie says that he is making an effort to make healthier home made meals, she screams at him at 2am.....help me out here guys. What did I leave out?

Lounging around in the nude probably broke Falkie's new pair of glasses too.

[akwilly]

Let's see...she eats tv dinners and throws the tray on the floor, she mooches off of Falkie, she was eveicted for keeping her place like a pigstye, she refuses to eat healthy food even when Falkie says that he is making an effort to make healthier home made meals, she screams at him at 2am.....help me out here guys. What did I leave out?

Her driving skills are questionable at best. Falkie is alway taking her out for a romantical fish dinner and she repays him buy purchasing more stuffed animals.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Lounging around in the nude probably broke Falkie's new pair of glasses too.

LOL, I forgot about that! She sleeps in the nude Quimby so make sure to announce yourself before stepping in to the Falkenberg boudoir.

[3OctaveFart]

She is gaming the system, maybe not as cravenly as Senda but all the same.

No value judgments made, just putting a scam runner in its proper taxonomic bin.

I think it takes a certain native intelligence to pull this off over a period of many years, but not so much when you're just following Senda's advice.

[akwilly]

Some of the nice things about Kathy that should be noted is that she takes a punch pretty good and she sleeps on her face which is nice couse that could give a guy quiet a scare in the middle of the night.

[akwilly]

She also must be very graceful. Otherwise her giant swinging pendulem udders would knock stuff down all over the cramped apt.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I'm a complete tourist in the Falkie world. But it seems the Kathy character has been introduced to deflect heat off Falkie. If you read his posts he's always talking down about her and her intelligence. I think you guys are taking the bait. I'm not advocating a Kathy fan club but it seems to me like she doesn't really want to be a public figure and she seems like a pretty traumatized person.

Again I'm a complete tourist in this world so I may be full of caca.