The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Shhh!  It's only 10:20am  in Martinez.  The Great Gargantuan is still asleep, with nude Kathy snoring at his side.

With his iMac running wasting taxpayer's money and power.

[Yorkshire pud]

With his iMac running wasting taxpayer's money and power.

Add in that he'll be down at the Apple shop on Monday to get another one he neither knows how to use, needs or can afford.

[Who]

How can you do that?? I can't get that out of my head now; you know you'll be hated for destroying our innocence, don't you? Well don't you?

This couple just left Martinez after knocking, walking in, announcing themselves and seeing the nude gargantuans.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aMLeCrAQTg

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

This couple just left Martinez after knocking, walking in, announcing themselves and seeing the nude gargantuans.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aMLeCrAQTg

Nice set-up 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

20 years previous?

"The creatures put a long needle into his brain and anally probed him."

And it was a horrible experience for Falkie...at first.

[Yorkshire pud]

"The creatures put a long needle into his brain and anally probed him."

And it was a horrible experience for Falkie...at first.

He's just turned over in bed and farted....I felt it here...Seriously.

[MV/Liberace!]

falkies' post about being entitled to Social Security made me think of "Atlas Shrugged". He's definitely a looter. Also Falkie was asked not to copy and paste web sites into his posts. Fucker never learns.

He doesn't.

[3OctaveFart]

A nude Kathy- have some mercy on us, please.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I think their friendship can be healed.  People who have known each other a very long time, tend to want to forgive each other.  I would be happy to interview Patty via phone if Falkie would like me to.  Its up to Falkie.

George has decided that he does not want this to happen.   There will be no call between Brig and Patty.  Sorry, BellGab - I tried.

[Yorkshire pud]

A nude Kathy- have some mercy on us, please.

(Twilight Zone)


Rod Serling voice over:

Imagine if you will, a quiet nondescript neighbourhood; an apartment block in the cheap side of a a small Californian city. In one of the apartments resides a couple, one in his skidmarked shorts, belching, snoring, and farting on a regular basis in his sleep. His female partner lies there, nude and.....


(Director), "Rod? Is everything alright?"

(Serling) "Excuse me, I need to go to the loo, I won't...Blllluuuuaaarrggghhhhhh"


(Director), "Jeeeeze man, that's some projectile vomit Rod, are you okay man?"

[Who]

It is now 11:30 am in Martinez.  Falkie awakens.  He gazes lovingly at his still sleeping nude partner. 

"Are you awake?" my little babushka?

[Yorkshire pud]

It is now 11:30 am in Martinez.  Falkie awakens.  He gazes lovingly at his still sleeping nude partner. 

"Are you awake?" my little babushka?

That's the foreplay taken care of; now down to the business....

[karios8]

George has decided that he does not want this to happen.   There will be no call between Brig and Patty.  Sorry, BellGab - I tried.

When Patty refused his script, Falkie canceled the interview since he can't punch her through the phone

[Yorkshire pud]

George has decided that he does not want this to happen.   There will be no call between Brig and Patty.  Sorry, BellGab - I tried.

Presumably you asked Patty too?


Oh hang on, no, you didn't.

[Who]

George has decided that he does not want this to happen.   There will be no call between Brig and Patty.  Sorry, BellGab - I tried.

Of course he doesn't, that would mean Patty would get to tell her side of the story.  The great Lard Ass wants no part of that.

[littlechris]

Of course he doesn't, that would mean Patty would get to tell her side of the story.  The great Lard Ass wants no part of that.

I REALLY want to break this story and get the TRUTH from patty herself.

Do NOT believe a thing George is telling you about Patty.

I can guarantee you it's all LIES and bullshit.

Falkie has a bad habit of talking shit and spreading lies about people who are unable to defend themselves here.

If anyone knows Patty's true identity or has her contact info, please PM me. 

Same goes with any people who live in the bay area and can get her number some how, that would be great.

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[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I REALLY want to break this story and get the TRUTH from patty herself.

Do NOT believe a thing George is telling you about Patty.

I can guarantee you it's all LIES and bullshit.

Falkie has a bad habit of talking shit and spreading lies about people who are unable to defend themselves here.

If anyone knows Patty's true identity or has her contact info, please PM me. 

Same goes with any people who live in the bay area and can get her number some how, that would be great.

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This is all pretty much a given.  Patty has no need to come and make a spectacle of herself for our entertainment.

[3OctaveFart]

Yes.
No.
No.
No, Kathy and I are working on it.


And she's MY Sweet Kathy and not anyone else's and I would never call her that and have asked Drone several times to STOP calling her that.
I DO have my long time pet name for her but that is between us and is private.

Dude - you told us about erectile dysfunction and the mayo sex fetish, and your pet name for her is too private?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Dude - you told us about erectile dysfunction and the mayo sex fetish, and you won't reveal your pet name for her?

It probably starts with b and, oh nevermind I can't even say it.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

It probably starts with b and, oh nevermind I can't even say it.

"Beard"?

[WOTR]

This is all pretty much a given.  Patty has no need to come and make a spectacle of herself for our entertainment.

I was just going to post something along those lines.  I'm sure that she would want to come onto a forum and defend her actions to a dozen strangers.  Watching the trolls around here is all fun- but stick to trolling and trying to embarrass those who put themselves out there publicly (hell, I'm fair game for posting in this thread.)  The only thing Patty has done was to be friends with the girlfriend of Falkie...


Make sure that if somebody PM's you her contact info that you don't give Patty your name, address and phone number LC... She may come beat the shit out of you (I know I would if I were not on this forum and you were getting your LULZ from contacting me...)

[Open Lines Gerry]

Presumably you asked Patty too?

Oh hang on, no, you didn't.

Open Lines Gerry doesn't even have George's phone number, let alone Patty's.  I have absolutely no idea how to reach her, and am not in the Bay Area to be able to look for her.  If anyone can even provide a last name, I will try to produce her contact info. 

I would like to have this matter resolved, but if George is not amenable to it, then there's not much I can I do.  I am truly sorry that things had to go down this way for George and Kathy, and feel a slight bit of remorse for Patty as well as she won't be able to associate with the two of them anymore.

Patty - if you're somehow reading this - please contact me here on BellGab, or you can reach me at @openlinesgerry on Twitter.

[3OctaveFart]

Casio has George's phone number.

Ask patty to call the GabCast.

[ONeill]

(Twilight Zone)

Rod Serling voice over:

Imagine if you will, a quiet nondescript neighbourhood; an apartment block in the cheap side of a a small Californian city. In one of the apartments resides a couple, one in his skidmarked shorts, belching, snoring, and farting on a regular basis in his sleep. His female partner lies there, nude and.....

Sorry YP, but you're getting some details wrong...

I ran out of money for two months because my bank gave me the wrong info and i got overdrawn. Lots of laundry, needs to be washed and a lot of clutter that i can't straighten out without some help. Was in the kitchen for 1/2 an hour feeling the skin and fat off the chicken for the soup.

....


I have the money to do laundry. Standing on 2 injured legs is the problem which is why i need help. If i stand too long the ankle stretches and cause major pain un the area above the heel that's torn.

....

I do sleep in the nude except when its really cold

I left a bit more from this glorious post, I just couldn't cut it...

[WOTR]

If anybody has the first and last names, or real contact info (not screen names and skype numbers) of these morons, please PM them to me so that I can contact them directly and possibly post them up on my webpage.  Also, I would like to search the web for embarrassing information that I could post here of who they are in their real lives.


Right... I'm sure trolls would do no such thing.  This is strictly a philanthropic effort. :  It is to save the reputation of somebody who is a complete unknown.



Thanks.


Come to think of it, any of you requesting Pattys contact info could just send me yours directly.  I would like to interview you regarding this thread, but need to confirm identities first...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Well, it's just after 1:00 p.m.  Time for Falkie's post-morning-shower nap.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I do sleep in the nude except when its really cold

[3OctaveFart]

George has lost five YouTube subscribers in the last month.

Fans don't like it when new content is not being produced.

[Jocko Johnson]

How can you do that?? I can't get that out of my head now; you know you'll be hated for destroying our innocence, don't you? Well don't you?

SLOB-O has no filters. Why on God's green earth would want to or feel the need to tell us the Ho sleeps next to him in the nude! Does he think that is a good thing or makes us jealous that such a beautiful piece of fat ass sleeps with him and in the nude??!! Like he is so desirable and a real man, a great catch!!! Unbelievable yuck!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

George has lost five YouTube subscribers in the last month.

Fans don't like it when new content is not being produced.

The vast majority of his videos over the past several months have gotten less than 100 views.  Many have less than 50 views.

Fans don't like shitty content, either.  There's only so much novelty value in a 400 lb fat tub of goo ranting and raving about cleaning his fucking horder's nest.