The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[coaster]

Fat Bastard needs to just stop what he is doing and listen to me.  Diet and exercise.  I am stripping off 20 years of neglect and I am feeling better than I have since I stopped working the projects.

I used to work out religiously. Diet, exercise, went to the gym five days a week. Then work got to be too much, I started eating like shit, and I started drinking far too much. Still drink too much, but I'm getting everything else in order. Getting a bit of exercise really does make you feel better, not just physically, but mentally as well. I joke a lot, but I'd love to see falkie get some exercise. I think it would benefit his crazy brain too.
this was me back in 05. Embarrassing shitty picture, but it shows that I at least tried. Now I'm focusing on cardio, because I've been getting plenty of heart palpitations and chest pains. Booze and chewing tobacco...
If I thought Falkie was seriously trying to get back into shape, I'd help him figure out a diet and exercise routine, things personal trainers charge thousands for. I really do worry about your health falkie. You are out of breath standing up.

[aldousburbank]

I used to work out religiously. Diet, exercise, went to the gym five days a week. Then work got to be too much, I started eating like shit, and I started drinking far too much. Still drink too much, but I'm getting everything else in order. Getting a bit of exercise really does make you feel better, not just physically, but mentally as well. I joke a lot, but I'd love to see falkie get some exercise. I think it would benefit his crazy brain too.
this was me back in 05. Embarrassing shitty picture, but it shows that I at least tried. Now I'm focusing on cardio, because I've been getting plenty of heart palpitations and chest pains. Booze and chewing tobacco...
If I thought Falkie was seriously trying to get back into shape, I'd help him figure out a diet and exercise routine, things personal trainers charge thousands for. I really do worry about your health falkie. You are out of breath standing up.

Dang dude!

[coaster]

To have a time machine...

[Who]

"First man on the Landing zone and the last man off."  That's what the large one will learn.   

All 400 lbs of him?  He'll swamp the landing craft.

[Who]

I don't know who Casio is. Before my time I think.

Count your blessings.  He is truly the lowest form of life on earth.

[paladin1991]

No. I did not. Little Shits claimed he was going to create a cartoon show based on Kathy's doll.

You know, you are not that far fm San Fran and its population of crazies.  What if we marketed a Fleshy Mutant Sendamemoney Lifesize battery operated combo doll?  By day it could stand at the Starbux and with its batty operated hand with the throbbing member grip (tm pending) it could shake an empty Starbux coffee cup and with its Hoovermatic suck-tion mouth (tm pending) it could make pathetic noises.

At night, it could troll (wink) the streets of the Castro as your smarter twin brother and solicit gangbangs for you and him.  With his Hoovermatic suck-tion mouth, it would take the 'donations' (cuz, let's remember, that's what you are all about, right winkie winkie) into a special antiseptic chamber and be internally refrigerated so that you could then take it to the sperm bank and collect big.

And for those air-tight occasions, the Rectal Rooter milking action (tm pending) would vacuum up the donations into the aforementiioned special antiseptic refrigerated chamber.  Double plus good!

We could even fit it and you out with Castro Camouflage Leather attire (tm pending).  Dude, Money money money.  Let me show you the money! 

[paladin1991]

I got my people confused with so many ideas being thrown at me back then.
My apologies.
And I was working on a homage imitation to Sorrell Brooke too.
And FOR the record, I HAVE talked to both Little Shits and 'Ol Gerry on the phone as well as Drone, Cunandero81, Noory Is Awesome, Paper*Boy, MV and Military Justice, Tertiary Imam on Skype  audio/video.
All of them are separate individuals and MJ is NOT Casio.
Am I forgetting anyone ?

How cum we never talk on the phone?

[paladin1991]

No. I was never " fine with that" or many of his other " suggestions ".
Everytime the phone rang until I changed it recently, Kathy would ask ?

" Is it that asshole, Little Chris ? "

And I would say :

" No, it's drone or someone else. "

Her words not mine.

And she would respond, "Oh, the other asshole."

[paladin1991]

I don't know who Casio is. Before my time I think.

Oh, boy.  Don't let him see any of your avatars.  That boy will give up his Asian love doll head and be feverishly trolling you.

[coaster]

Every time the phone rang until I changed it recently, Kathy would ask ?

" Is it that asshole, Little Chris ? "

And I would say :

"Shut up! Don't talk!"

fixed it for ya Falkie.

[paladin1991]

I used to work out religiously. Diet, exercise, went to the gym five days a week. Then work got to be too much, I started eating like shit, and I started drinking far too much. Still drink too much, but I'm getting everything else in order. Getting a bit of exercise really does make you feel better, not just physically, but mentally as well. I joke a lot, but I'd love to see falkie get some exercise. I think it would benefit his crazy brain too.
this was me back in 05. Embarrassing shitty picture, but it shows that I at least tried. Now I'm focusing on cardio, because I've been getting plenty of heart palpitations and chest pains. Booze and chewing tobacco...
If I thought Falkie was seriously trying to get back into shape, I'd help him figure out a diet and exercise routine, things personal trainers charge thousands for. I really do worry about your health falkie. You are out of breath standing up.

You may think you look 'like shit' in that foto.  But if we could get Sendamemoney to look like that, I think the heavens would open for that boy.
Gave up chew when I met my wife.  You dip Cope or do you suck that faggy skoal?

[coaster]

You may think you look 'like shit' in that foto.  But if we could get Sendamemoney to look like that, I think the heavens would open for that boy.
Gave up chew when I met my wife.  You dip Cope or do you suck that faggy skoal?

My favorite would have to be cope straight, but I get coupons in the mail for skoal, so I use it from time to time.

[paladin1991]

My favorite would have to be cope straight, but I get coupons in the mail for skoal, so I use it from time to time.

When you forget to brush your fangs?  Minty fresh, eh?

[coaster]

they came out with a new flavor a while back, something called extra crisp or something. Figured I'd try it. Wasn't until I got home that I realized they were pouches. It was like chewing on a rotten apple wrapped in a coffee filter. Defeats the whole purpose. I'm not big on any of those weird flavors.

[Laurakinch]

You know, you are not that far fm San Fran and its population of crazies.  What if we marketed a Fleshy Mutant Sendamemoney Lifesize battery operated combo doll?  By day it could stand at the Starbux and with its batty operated hand with the throbbing member grip (tm pending) it could shake an empty Starbux coffee cup and with its Hoovermatic suck-tion mouth (tm pending) it could make pathetic noises.

At night, it could troll (wink) the streets of the Castro as your smarter twin brother and solicit gangbangs for you and him.  With his Hoovermatic suck-tion mouth, it would take the 'donations' (cuz, let's remember, that's what you are all about, right winkie winkie) into a special antiseptic chamber and be internally refrigerated so that you could then take it to the sperm bank and collect big.

And for those air-tight occasions, the Rectal Rooter milking action (tm pending) would vacuum up the donations into the aforementiioned special antiseptic refrigerated chamber.  Double plus good!

We could even fit it and you out with Castro Camouflage Leather attire (tm pending).  Dude, Money money money.  Let me show you the money!

You are one crazy mofo and I'm your #1 fan. Laughing so hard I can't breathe 

[SnapT]

The epic trolling of Falkie re: him starring as BOSS HOGG in a TV series reminds me of the greatest documentary of all time, WINDY CITY HEAT...

http://youtu.be/ancwTUkXyKk

Watch the whole thing, you will not regret it.

[paladin1991]

You are one crazy mofo and I'm your #1 fan. Laughing so hard I can't breathe 

I love you, too, sister!

[PathoJen]

I used to work out religiously. Diet, exercise, went to the gym five days a week. Then work got to be too much, I started eating like shit, and I started drinking far too much. Still drink too much, but I'm getting everything else in order. Getting a bit of exercise really does make you feel better, not just physically, but mentally as well. I joke a lot, but I'd love to see falkie get some exercise. I think it would benefit his crazy brain too.
this was me back in 05. Embarrassing shitty picture, but it shows that I at least tried. Now I'm focusing on cardio, because I've been getting plenty of heart palpitations and chest pains. Booze and chewing tobacco...
If I thought Falkie was seriously trying to get back into shape, I'd help him figure out a diet and exercise routine, things personal trainers charge thousands for. I really do worry about your health falkie. You are out of breath standing up.

Nice! I couldn't agree more about working out. It really boosts your mood, and of course keeps you physically fit. I'm a runner, surfer, and occasional gym attendee, I will never die.
Are you a police officer Coaster? Looks sort of like you are wearing a bullet proof vest.  I'm looking at the pic from my phone.

[PathoJen]

Count your blessings.  He is truly the lowest form of life on earth.

Fack! Now I gotta know. "Lowest for of life on earth"? Those are some harsh words.

[coaster]

Nice! I couldn't agree more about working out. It really boosts your mood, and of course keeps you physically fit. I'm a runner, surfer, and occasional gym attendee, I will never die.
Are you a police officer Coaster? Looks sort of like you are wearing a bullet proof vest.  I'm looking at the pic from my phone.

No, just a field and stream shirt that was a couple sizes too small apparently.

[paladin1991]

No, just a field and stream shirt that was a couple sizes too small apparently.

That old trick.  I used to know guys on the force who would got to tailors and have their shirts worked to a very fitted look.  Made them look bigger. 

[PathoJen]

That old trick.  I used to know guys on the force who would got to tailors and have their shirts worked to a very fitted look.  Made them look bigger.

Oh lord, really?

[coaster]

I still own that shirt, but now it don't fit because of my beer gut.

[paladin1991]

You wouldn't believe the .... shenanigans.... that went on, Jen.  Like working with adult 3rd graders.

Beer gut,huh, coaster?  At least it's a valid excuse.   

[PathoJen]

You wouldn't believe the .... shenanigans.... that went on, Jen.  Like working with adult 3rd graders.

Beer gut,huh, coaster?  At least it's a valid excuse.

Maybe I'll go back thru the archives. Of course I will need a cocktail first.

[PathoJen]

I still own that shirt, but now it don't fit because of my beer gut.

ha! it would be a half shirt. 

[Who]

Fack! Now I gotta know. "Lowest for of life on earth"? Those are some harsh words.

He is a pedophile and rapist.  If you have a strong stomach you can see his videos on YouTube but I wouldn't suggest watching them.  The sight of him will make you sick.

[PathoJen]

He is a pedophile and rapist.  If you have a strong stomach you can see his videos on YouTube but I wouldn't suggest watching them.  The sight of him will make you sick.

Nuff said.

[coaster]

ha! it would be a half shirt. 

That not a bad idea actually. Its getting pretty warm here. Half shirt it is.

[paladin1991]

That not a bad idea actually. Its getting pretty warm here. Half shirt it is.

That only works if your nipples are hard.  Right, Jen?