The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[nextgen.fm]

Now those are some handsome, highly-relevant-to-the-video thumbnails.  Bravo, Falkie.

(Please don't replace them with pictures of box fans or Matt Smith.)

New falkies new falkies!   

[eddie dean]

No dude, the pint of Chunky Monkey fixed all that.

Yes.  The new Chunky Monkey (tm) perscription strength ice cream will help to alleviate ass fountain from salmonella poisoning. It's off - off label use,  but I'm sure the ER doctor wrote Falkie an RX for a pint and advised him of the proper dosage.

BTW,  My prediction: there will be a disaster today that falkie will point to, as to why 'X, Y or Z'  did, or didn't happen.
Got lost, was late,  iPad wasn't charged/ or was full, Noory blew falkie off, they don't allow video at the event, etcetera etcetera. The excuses have become more entertaining than the actual event.
If history tells us anything, it will be someone elses fault.
That being said, I hope Falkie gets the interview one way or the other. 

[paladin1991]

Paid for my new glasses and a set of frames. Cost me $240 instead of the $160 I was quoted last month.
Noory emailed me that he's looking forward to seeing me today.
Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them. They must have been from Satan's Farms rather than Foster's Farms. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard. Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed. Even stomach flu wasn't this bad.
Headed out for Santa Cruz after we go to Walmart and get pepto bis oil and Drammamine. The stuff laughed at DiGas. I ate a pint of Chunky Monkey and that stopped the bile.
I have no desire to eat chicken for a long time.
No wi fi of the event. Went to AT & T & they said it takes 2 days to unlock IPhone. TMobile wants a $400 deposit for their crummy $40 a month payment which is outrageous. No time to go to Apple Store to unlock.
Will save it up after Kathy move.

Cue the Benny Hill theme music

[paladin1991]

Look schmuck. I paid for her car insurance, bought locks for storage, paid 1/2 the storage and pawned my stuff to give her gas money to find a place.
And gave her $100 towards moving which she will get every month.
Which is 19x the chintzy $5 that you gave to her moving fund, so shut the hell up about it.
And I am paying expenses for the trip to Santa Cruz and already gave her the gas money and bridge toll.
If a fine organization like the Marines took you in, they must have a special detachment comprised solely of recruits too low to be called maggots and that's where they put scum like you.
I have a great deal of respect for the Corps and you sully their name by even mentioning yourself in association with them.
Hoo-Rah !

Actually, it's OOORAH.   Hooyah?   Thats....the army.  Hooyah?  That's also the navy.  "When's coffee?"   That's the air farce.

[analog kid]

I ate two whole chickens!

Braaap!

Oh boy...

[Who]

"When's coffee?"   That's the air farce.

Wanna go for a ride?  This NASCAR driver looked like he was about to lose his lunch after his ride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4QCZmNc5cQ

[SnapT]

What time is the interview?

And what's with Falkie needing his iOS devices "unlocked" for a huge fee in order to use friggin wifi?

[Yorkshire pud]

Indeed so.....

[Open Lines Gerry]

You're a real piece of work.  You  deserve friends like Drone and Chris/Gerry.

Drrooooo-oooone, come out to plaaaa-aaaay!   Drrrroooooo-oooooonne, come out to PLAAAY-YAAAAY!

[Yorkshire pud]

What time is the interview?

And what's with Falkie needing his iOS devices "unlocked" for a huge fee in order to use friggin wifi?

Senda is the easiest person in the world to sell snake oil to; he believes anything that will relieve him of his donated funds.

[aldousburbank]

And what's with Falkie needing his iOS devices "unlocked" for a huge fee in order to use friggin wifi?

RiGhT? I'm pretty fucking stupid and even I get that I don't get that.

[AZZERAE]

What time is the interview?

The meet & greet is between now & 15:00.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

it's the beginning of the month. If the money isn't spent by the 5th it evaporates

Noory might even be able to talk him into the Youngevity CEO scam

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Then the useless lard ass cooks not one but two whole chickens he got for free, eats both of them and blames his mother for getting sick.

Did somebody say two whole chickens?

[Nick el Ass]

Paid for my new glasses and a set of frames. Cost me $240 instead of the $160 I was quoted last month.
Noory emailed me that he's looking forward to seeing me today.
Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them. They must have been from Satan's Farms rather than Foster's Farms. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard. Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed. Even stomach flu wasn't this bad.
Headed out for Santa Cruz after we go to Walmart and get pepto bis oil and Drammamine. The stuff laughed at DiGas. I ate a pint of Chunky Monkey and that stopped the bile.
I have no desire to eat chicken for a long time.
No wi fi of the event. Went to AT & T & they said it takes 2 days to unlock IPhone. TMobile wants a $400 deposit for their crummy $40 a month payment which is outrageous. No time to go to Apple Store to unlock.
Will save it up after Kathy move.

I would say you are full of shit Falkie, but it appears your ass possession (If true at all. It could just be ghosts of those missing hamsters, or declawed gerbils trying to escape) has taken care of that problem for you. It seems like you and Dave are fit for each other when it comes to hurting yourself with food. Perhaps you once Kathy leaves you... you and Dave could start  dating.

[Who]

Did somebody say two whole chickens?

Colonel Sanders talking about his first job at age 10.  He talks about his mother's reaction when he got fired.  It'll remind you of Falkie.  Not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUlTClC800c

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

RiGhT? I'm pretty fucking stupid and even I get that I don't get that.

Me neither.  If not for wifi, an iPad would pretty much be a paperweight with a camera

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Indeed so.....

Wow!  Is that Falkie on his way to the interview?  I guess he got around that invalid licence.  Good ol' Falkie  You can always count on a good man.

[nextgen.fm]

Wanna go for a ride?  This NASCAR driver looked like he was about to lose his lunch after his ride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4QCZmNc5cQ

  White as a ghost, some are just not made for 3 dimensions!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Paid for my new glasses and a set of frames. Cost me $240 instead of the $160 I was quoted last month.
Noory emailed me that he's looking forward to seeing me today.
Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them. They must have been from Satan's Farms rather than Foster's Farms. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard. Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed. Even stomach flu wasn't this bad.
Headed out for Santa Cruz after we go to Walmart and get pepto bis oil and Drammamine. The stuff laughed at DiGas. I ate a pint of Chunky Monkey and that stopped the bile.
I have no desire to eat chicken for a long time.
No wi fi of the event. Went to AT & T & they said it takes 2 days to unlock IPhone. TMobile wants a $400 deposit for their crummy $40 a month payment which is outrageous. No time to go to Apple Store to unlock.
Will save it up after Kathy move.

:

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Look schmuck. I paid for her car insurance, bought locks for storage, paid 1/2 the storage and pawned my stuff to give her gas money to find a place.
And gave her $100 towards moving which she will get every month.
Which is 19x the chintzy $5 that you gave to her moving fund, so shut the hell up about it.
And I am paying expenses for the trip to Santa Cruz and already gave her the gas money and bridge toll.
If a fine organization like the Marines took you in, they must have a special detachment comprised solely of recruits too low to be called maggots and that's where they put scum like you.
I have a great deal of respect for the Corps and you sully their name by even mentioning yourself in association with them.
Hoo-Rah !

Because the marines is all lollipops and lemonade  :.

[paladin1991]

Look schmuck. I paid for her car insurance, bought locks for storage, paid 1/2 the storage and pawned my stuff to give her gas money to find a place. Pawned or sold?  Pawned means you want this stuff back.  Nice sacrifice.  Or...will you get more money fm the pawn rather than a straight out sale?  If so, that would be very shrewd of you.  
And gave her $100 towards moving which she will get every month.  For the next two months?  How very charitable of you.
Which is 19x the chintzy $5 that you gave to her moving fund, so shut the hell up about it.  Did anybody else give any?  What's the total up to?
And I am paying expenses for the trip to Santa Cruz and already gave her the gas money and bridge toll.  Well, that's something.  Is she going to be  allowed into the interview?  Or does she have to sit out in the car?  I hope you will ask him about the discrepancy in the ticket count for the last fiasco.  He says he left two tickets.  You say one.
If a fine organization like the Marines took you in, they must have a special detachment comprised solely of recruits too low to be called maggots and that's where they put scum like you.  Pond scum,  is the term you are struggling for.
I have a great deal of respect for the Corps and you sully their name by even mentioning yourself in association with them.
Hoo-Rah !

[paladin1991]

Brilliant. five ain't enough assholes. donate? pfft. pay up. You guys think Falkie is ok with a five dollar donation? give him your fucking paycheck you losers. He can't live on your chump change. this sweaty fat asshole deserves your money. his mom was  a bitch to him. god damn.

Actually.  Sendamemony doesn't need the bux.  Kath does.  And I know how some of you feel. but if you could spare a few bux for a woman down on her luck who has to rely on Sendamemoney......

[paladin1991]

Drrooooo-oooone, come out to plaaaa-aaaay!   Drrrroooooo-oooooonne, come out to PLAAAY-YAAAAY!

LMAO

[paladin1991]

So, does anybody have any hard info on the 'cast?  MV?  'Cue the Benny Hill music'   It's a felchie2013 production

[Who]

Will today's Noory interview measure up to this fine piece of journalism? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_isz7trMy8

[Yorkshire pud]

Will today's Noory interview measure up to this fine piece of journalism? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_isz7trMy8

Maybe twice as toe curlingly embarrassing?

[nooryisawesome]

you are a fucking loser. and its so sad considering your age. get heart disease. honestly. what do you do in this world other than mooch and be an asshole? you contribute nothing. you are the fucking cancer of this world.

Every life has value..... Even Falkies.

I actually hope he interviews noory, even though it won't  make him rich like he thinks. Maybe will see this get rich YouTube scheme of his is destined for failure.

[nooryisawesome]

Did somebody say two whole chickens?

this is funny.

[3OctaveFart]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w