The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Daggit]

Wow - that's a good observation, and I'd agree.  When I used to live in Seattle in the '90s, there was a public access show every Friday night / Saturday morning called "Mike Hunt For President."  (Say the names together real fast if you haven't heard that one before.)  He used to do porno reviews, and usually had a girl in the studio with him that he'd do questionable things with considering it was on live TV for public viewing.  But then again, they were showing clips of pornos, so I guess there's no difference.

And no - I was not a regular viewer.  I watched it a few times and was aware that it was on - good for a laugh.

Doesn't Drone live in Seattle. Curiouser and curiouser. The puzzle pieces are starting to fall into place.

Seattle, Drone pointing out Open Lines Gerry's Falkie fan page. Coincidence? My money's still on littlechris but there's an argument to be made that OLG is Drone's make fun of Falkie account so that his Drone account might still be taken "seriously". That ship's sailed buddy.

[SnapT]

Falkie is today's public access.

The difference is that a multi-billion dollar company sells commercial time on his videos, and the whole world can watch them.  One random video where he farts in an especially funny way could go viral and make him a thousandaire and international superstar.

Back in the public access days, your only chance at the big time was getting sponsored by Noah's Arcade, which completely ruined what was good about your show in the first place.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Doesn't Drone live in Seattle. Curiouser and curiouser. The puzzle pieces are starting to fall into place.

Seattle, Drone pointing out Open Lines Gerry's Falkie fan page. Coincidence? My money's still on littlechris but there's an argument to be made that OLG is Drone's make fun of Falkie account so that his Drone account might still be taken "seriously". That ship's sailed buddy.

Nice try.  I said when I lived in Seattle in the '90s - 20 years ago.  I don't live there now.  I used to live in Chicago (Chicagoland if you're from there) too.  Does that help you out at all?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Wait a minute, didn't Drone's cousin's roommate attend a concert in Chicago years back? It's not looking good for you, Gerry.

[aldousburbank]

Wait a minute, didn't Drone's cousin's roommate attend a concert in Chicago years back? It's not looking good for you, Gerry.

See what I'm saying? Good stuff!

[paladin1991]

What a weak non-Man you are.  I'm not attacking Kath.  She needs help, not you or attacks.  I think that whatever you have given to the crowd here about Kath, she is a delicate and sensitive person who unfortunately is within your thrall.  You think you're being attacked by me?

You are as dumb as a sack of hammers. 

What you have received fm me is a 'Good Morning' in Marine Boot Camp.  It's a hard love enviroment meant to break down men into their base metals and reforge them into ubermensch.  Not flying through the sky fantasy, but the 'we're surrounded, out manned 10 to 1, we're out of coffee and Scotch, we're down to our last few rounds.  It's gonna be knife fight.  Let's go do this.'


How much have you collected in the Kath eviction fund?  How much have you made in selling your shit to help her?  How much have you spent on yourself since she received the heads up? I am very much concerned that she is going to be screwed and screwed hard because of her counting on you.
Poor woman. Tick, tock, asshole, tick, tock.  She is running out of time. 

If it were me?  I's be eating oatmeal three times a day and drinking water, not 'my once a month treat of cinnabon and coffee' or Starbux coffees and pastries so I can use their 'free' wifi.  You are dispicable in your selfish existence.
'Attack' you?  Please.  Don't be such a pussy.  All you have been having with me is 'fun.'  I'm the one that comes into this thread and, through a forlorn hope, of humor, hard assessments, and mockery of your self centered bullshit hopes to leverage you fm pathetic babyman to ubermensch.  A MAN who will take the blows, shrug them off, and keep advancing into the face of adversity with a 'fuck it, drive on' mentality.  Not 'you' stewing in absurdity.

You are 63 years old.  You have got what?  another decade ahead of you? 3 years?  22 years?  I dunno, but unless you recognize that you are in a Texas Cage match for your life, you're fucked.  I get it, life has been a bitch through chance, circumstance and apathy.  But George, you want, hell you were meant to be Michael Coerleone, not Fredo. 
         
Reach down into your pants and grab your balls.  Go ahead.  It won't be the first time you did it this morning, will it?  Got 'em?  That's right, feel them.  There's a reason you have them and thankfully, it's not to contaminate the shallow end of the gene pool.  With your balls in your hand, look out the window. That's the world you see and you have 'contained' yourself into a series of shitholes because you are not worthy.  You have allowed or been trained down to accept that.

Look around your life.  Pretty ppl getting what they want, shiny ppl getting shinier.  Ppl out there scrabbling and whoring and being successful at it.  But if you look harder you'll see a lot of folks beyond the shitz and glitz.  Ppl like you and me, who have to work hard because shit just doesn't fall in our laps.  We weren't born with silver spoons.

Still got your balls in your hand?  Good.  Remember how they feel everytime you get pushed back or down.  Every time you look at Kath.  She's counting on you.  Go do your interview with Noory.  Knock that fucker out of the park.  Leverage that experience into something that you can leverage into something else and so on.   

You are a man.  But what kind of man?  You haven't shown us shit. 

Yet.

Good Morning Felchie!

[Falkie2013]

The difference is that a multi-billion dollar company sells commercial time on his videos, and the whole world can watch them.  One random video where he farts in an especially funny way could go viral and make him a thousandaire and international superstar.

Back in the public access days, your only chance at the big time was getting sponsored by Noah's Arcade, which completely ruined what was good about your show in the first place.

Paid for my new glasses and a set of frames. Cost me $240 instead of the $160 I was quoted last month.
Noory emailed me that he's looking forward to seeing me today.
Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them. They must have been from Satan's Farms rather than Foster's Farms. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard. Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed. Even stomach flu wasn't this bad.
Headed out for Santa Cruz after we go to Walmart and get pepto bis oil and Drammamine. The stuff laughed at DiGas. I ate a pint of Chunky Monkey and that stopped the bile.
I have no desire to eat chicken for a long time.
No wi fi of the event. Went to AT & T & they said it takes 2 days to unlock IPhone. TMobile wants a $400 deposit for their crummy $40 a month payment which is outrageous. No time to go to Apple Store to unlock.
Will save it up after Kathy move.

[Falkie2013]

Good Morning Felchie!

Look schmuck. I paid for her car insurance, bought locks for storage, paid 1/2 the storage and pawned my stuff to give her gas money to find a place.
And gave her $100 towards moving which she will get every month.
Which is 19x the chintzy $5 that you gave to her moving fund, so shut the hell up about it.
And I am paying expenses for the trip to Santa Cruz and already gave her the gas money and bridge toll.
If a fine organization like the Marines took you in, they must have a special detachment comprised solely of recruits too low to be called maggots and that's where they put scum like you.
I have a great deal of respect for the Corps and you sully their name by even mentioning yourself in association with them.
Hoo-Rah !

[Falkie2013]

Nice try.  I said when I lived in Seattle in the '90s - 20 years ago.  I don't live there now.  I used to live in Chicago (Chicagoland if you're from there) too.  Does that help you out at all?

Drone lives in or around Tacoma and he is not like what many of you think.
Gerry says he's not Little Chris whom I have not heard from in days.

[coaster]

And gave her $100 towards moving which she will get every month.
Which is 19x the chintzy $5 that you gave to her moving fund, so shut the hell up about iti

Brilliant. five ain't enough assholes. donate? pfft. pay up. You guys think Falkie is ok with a five dollar donation? give him your fucking paycheck you losers. He can't live on your chump change. this sweaty fat asshole deserves your money. his mom was  a bitch to him. god damn.

[3OctaveFart]

George, what time can I tune into UFOShip to listen?
Good luck today, mon ami.

[coaster]

Look schmuck. I paid for her car insurance, bought locks for storage, paid 1/2 the storage and pawned my stuff to give her gas money to find a place.
And gave her $100 towards moving which she will get every month.
Which is 19x the chintzy $5 that you gave to her moving fund, so shut the hell up about it.
And I am paying expenses for the trip to Santa Cruz and already gave her the gas money and bridge toll.
If a fine organization like the Marines took you in, they must have a special detachment comprised solely of recruits too low to be called maggots and that's where they put scum like you.
I have a great deal of respect for the Corps and you sully their name by even mentioning yourself in association with them.
Hoo-Rah !

you are a fucking loser. and its so sad considering your age. get heart disease. honestly. what do you do in this world other than mooch and be an asshole? you contribute nothing. you are the fucking cancer of this world.

[Who]

I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard.  Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed.

You're a real piece of work.  You  deserve friends like Drone and Chris/Gerry.

[3OctaveFart]

Someone's been drinking early. The rage is fulminating.

[coaster]

Someone's been drinking early. The rage is fulminating.

Got a nickle or a dime? I could really use it. Don't get cheap on me.

[aldousburbank]

Got a nickle or a dime? I could really use it. Don't get cheap on me.

Do you accept bitcoin?

[3OctaveFart]

Hit up Falkie, he will have a stream of income soon.

[Who]

TMobile wants a $400 deposit for their crummy $40 a month payment which is outrageous.
Will save it up after Kathy move.

$40 a month?  For what?  So you can wander around doing live remotes?  Who's going to watch them?  No one.  How will they make money for you?  They won't. 

Why don't you take that $400 deposit and $40 per month ($480 per year) and put it in a rainy day account?  Then, next time you need new glasses you can buy them instead of taping the broken ones to your face.  Kathy's car will need repairs.  Wouldn't it be nice to have some cash in reserve to pay for them?  Wouldn't it be nice to have some money in reserve so you could stop being a grifter?

[FightTheFuture]

.

[FightTheFuture]

Er...

[FightTheFuture]

What the...??

[FightTheFuture]

I want me some of that Falkie revenue stream. Yeahhhhhh baby.

[Yorkshire pud]

Kathy gave me these 2 whole chicken that were frozen & I thawed them and cooked them.

Clearly not enough of either/both...

They must have been from Satan's Farms rather than Foster's Farms. I've been sick for 2 days with bile, nausea and sounds from both ends that I have never heard.

Food poisoning due to not cooking or defrosting properly. But hey, don't take my word for it..

Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed.

How fucking low can you get? You blame your deceased mother for your incompetence at preparing food correctly? You're a fucking tool asshat. Not your mother, YOU.

Even stomach flu wasn't this bad.

Shame you seem to have survived both..time yet though.

[ONeill]

Maybe my Mother sent them from hell & my butt is possessed.

Of the many psychological traits that make a healthy human being that Falkie is completely devoid of, self awareness is right up there near the top of the list. Falkie is one of those retard Rush Limbaugh parrots, and for years he would rail about all the loafers and deadbeats bankrupting our country because they sit home gaming the welfare system and won't get a job.

That's right, let that sink in for a moment. Falkie said that.

The same Falkie that has never held a job for more than a month or two, hasn't risen higher than graveyard shift cashier at a gas station, hasn't had a job in at least a decade, is only living because Medi-Cal keeps him alive, is currently squandering taxpayer money by faking permanent disability, stole his mothers credit card on her deathbed so he could fraudulently purchase bullshit, bragged repeatedly about how much money he was taking in from swindling hookers while claiming to Uncle Sam that he had zero income,  and has made an ingrained habit of paying his bills by begging for handouts online.

There are herpetic carbuncles sprouting from pigs anuses that have more humanity than falkie.

[Who]

How fucking low can you get? You blame your deceased mother for your incompetence at preparing food correctly? You're a fucking tool asshat. Not your mother, YOU.

He's perfectly delighted to imagine his mother in hell.  Then the useless lard ass cooks not one but two whole chickens he got for free, eats both of them and blames his mother for getting sick.   How useless can one human being be?

I think I know why he disapproves of his mother.  She worked hard her entire life as a nurse and had at least $100,000 stashed away toward the end of her life.  Those qualities (hard work and thrift) are anathema to a grifter like Falkie.

[FightTheFuture]

Uh huh

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

...so now he's going to miss the Noory interview because he doesn't know how to cook chicken and got food poisoning, which he blamed his dead mother for?

[aldousburbank]

...so now he's going to miss the Noory interview because he doesn't know how to cook chicken and got food poisoning, which he blamed his dead mother for?

No dude, the pint of Chunky Monkey fixed all that.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

To: gnoory
Subject: Interview
cc: kathyboop69@gmail.com, pattymh@yahoo.com

sorry george can't make the interview
my mom gave me food poisoning and listeriosis from the chunky monkey
going to need reimbursement on my glasses which were 599 dollars which just so happens to be the cost of an Apple Watch Sport model but nevermind all that

can you hurry up on that kathy and i are starving and htose dicks at bellgab only chipped in 5 dollars so far

George Senda a.k.a. The Guy From Pittsburgh (tm) a.k.a. Falkie20xx

[Yorkshire pud]

I have dropped turds into the pan with more integrity, common sense, decency and a stiffer spine than Senda.