The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[EarthAlien007]

How many times do I have to say it ? Friday I order 1 pair of NEW glasses and one frames and will pop the lenses of the broken glasses into them, thus giving me 2 pairs, one of which will be kept in a hard case safe.
As to the live stream, I do have to meet Noory to discuss the new show and I need TMobile so I have wifi on the go. As I have already said, if I had it last Saturday I would have done the interview.

How is it you and Noory became such good friends?
What's in it for him?

[PB the Deplorable]

Why doesn't Falkie have a Haiku thread - George and Art each have one?


Glasses taped on head
Falkie races thru the crowd
Where are George and Tom?

[Horseless Headsman]

Kathy you dumb bitch
This is to make me money
Shut your stupid mouth.

Couldn't resist...

[Kolchak]

Surrounded by trash
Where did I leave that iPad
Kathy is to blame

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Why doesn't Falkie have a Haiku thread - George and Art each have one?


Glasses taped on head
Falkie races thru the crowd
Where are George and Tom?

Falkie seems more of a limerick kinda person.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Apple Watch is out
Dead mom’s credit cards are full
"Donate to Kathy"

[3OctaveFart]

New mic came today
Designed to make me money
Where are those glasses

[aldousburbank]

New mic came today
Designed to make me money
Where are those glasses

Gots to admit it. The quality of the work makes it deserving of its own thread.

[RealCool Daddio]

Falkie seems more of a limerick kinda person.

There once was a putz with broken glasses
George Noory arranged some free passes
For an important date
Kathy made them late
They couldn't get off their fat asses

[coaster]

there once was a man on youtube,
who everyone knew was a boob,
one day by chance, he mayo'd his pants,
and proceeded to use it as lube.

[aldousburbank]

There once was a dude from Pittsburgh tm
With his alien head, box fans, and phlegm
Not a good fit for haikus in all fairness
But so right for limericks of limited self awareness

[Kolchak]

There once lived a man called George Senda
Whose glasses he could not menda.
When confronted with truth, he acted uncouth
'Cause it just didn't fit his agenda.

[SnapT]

There once was a fella named Falkie
As strange as the alien E.T.
His home was Pittsburgh, but not anymore
Now his home is in all of our hearts

[Laurakinch]

There once was a putz with broken glasses
George Noory arranged some free passes
For an important date
Kathy made them late
They couldn't get off their fat asses

We have a winner!

[nooryisawesome]

I need TMobile so I have wifi on the go. As I have already said, if I had it last Saturday I would have done the interview.

Says the man who collects government assistance. You can not pay your bills as it is. Yet, you think you can afford a luxury like T-mobile on the go. Your Ipad will work with WIFI. You just like spending more money, you can not afford. I am guessing the grifter business is going well.

[Nick el Ass]

There once lived a man called George Senda
Whose glasses he could not menda.
When confronted with truth, he acted uncouth
'Cause it just didn't fit his agenda.

I like it.

[Nick el Ass]

Says the man who collects government assistance. You can not pay your bills as it is. Yet, you think you can afford a luxury like T-mobile on the go. Your Ipad will work with WIFI. You just like spending more money, you can not afford. I am guessing the grifter business is going well.

Falkie doesn't get that he can pull up to Starfucks, and use wifi with no plan and/or problem... but no one can get that into the thick duct tape covered skull of this glorified panhandler.

[Open Lines Gerry]

The apartment inspection is on Wednesday - maybe as early as 8:00 am.  Just like teams in the upcoming Thursday NFL draft, Falkie is "on the clock."

Let us know how it goes, Big Guy.  You should try to interview the inspector, and also post a video of you and Kathy following him around the apartment.  Good luck!

[nooryisawesome]

Its official Redacted has been fired and replaced by Jazman.

[Falkie2013]

There once was a fella named Falkie
As strange as the alien E.T.
His home was Pittsburgh, but not anymore
Now his home is in all of our hearts

I'm cleaning, throwing stuff out, and listening to Hogue.
All without my glasses because I can't find them.
Have emptied out 8 boxes.
While you create silly limericks.
Except for Snap T's which i like.
Cleared out the corner leading into my bedroom & the one in the hallway next to the 2 bookcases.
G*d, Noory's bumper music is awful.
I was amused with the silly streamlink commercial that said that your life willl NEVER be normal unless you subscribe to streamlink.
Does anyone there actually botther to read the ad copy before they put it out onto the air ?

[pate]

I'm cleaning, throwing stuff out, and listening to Hogue.
All without my glasses because I can't find them.
Have emptied out 8 boxes.
While you create silly limericks.
Except for Snap T's which i like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6KYAVn8ons

Apologies for promoting a gooTube channel....

[WOTR]

There once was a man named Send(a)
Whose antics would never end(a).
On a mission to meet Noory, he missed and went in mourning.
Now posting in this thread, my garments I must to rend(a).

[Falkie2013]

There once was a man named Send(a)
Whose antics would never end(a).
On a mission to meet Noory, he missed and went in mourning.
I posted in this thread and my garments I must to rend(a).

So now, you heathen, you commit sacrilege against two religions.
Am not in mourning, but you haters will be when I interview Noory live.

[WOTR]

I know... You are surprisingly optimistic and I hope it pays off.  Having said that, I never really considered myself a hater (though I can also say that I am far from a fan...)

Also, the original that it is from would be "rend your heart and not your garments" translating to remove the evil or wickedness from your heart and don't just tear up your cloths and make a show of it.  I'm sure there is something deeper in the limerick, but I need Onan to help analyze it and I remain unable to rip the wickedness from my heart.  On the upside, I rarely, if ever make a show out of pretending to do so...

[nooryisawesome]

Its official Redacted has been fired and replaced by Jazman.

Wrong thread dumb ass.

[Falkie2013]

I know... You are surprisingly optimistic and I hope it pays off.  Having said that, I never really considered myself a hater (though I can also say that I am far from a fan...)

Sorry for calling you a hater.
Going to leave at 7 am Saturday to ensure that we get there on time and we will have the car cleanedl out before we leave just to piss off Queen Bitch Laura.
And we'll pay bridge toll because I know how to get to Santa Cruz via San Jose and Kathy doesn't.
I might make a live video in the car on the way down but someone is going to have to tell me how to set it up.
I did find out that part of our mileage problem may be too much oil in the car. We will do an oil chabge next week.
It's more likely the way Kathy drives. She floors the car going uphills. I just take my patient time, when I have driven the car.
I'm not in a rush to get places if we're out just having fun and don't have a timetable to keep.
Not in drving this weekend but in relation to my past driving behavior.
Found my doctor's letters saying I had no stroke or heare attack. Now to find the form and turn it in next week in person and take the steps to restore my license.
Hard to find stuff when you have to look at each individual paper from about 6 inches away. I need a service cat trained to find eyeglasses.
The Noory bumper music is getting worse by the half hour.
Yecch.

[nooryisawesome]

Sorry for calling you a hater.
Going to leave at 7 am Saturday to ensure that we get there on time and we will have the car cleanedl out before we leave just to piss off Queen Bitch Laura.
And we'll pay bridge toll because I know how to get to Santa Cruz via San Jose and Kathy doesn't.
I might make a live video in the car on the way down but someone is going to have to tell me how to set it up.
I did find out that part of our mileage problem may be too much oil in the car. We will do an oil chabge next week.
It's more likely the way Kathy drives. She floors the car going uphills. I just take my patient time, when I have driven the car.
I'm not in a rush to get places if we're out just having fun and don't have a timetable to keep.
Not in drving this weekend but in relation to my past driving behavior.
Found my doctor's letters saying I had no stroke or heare attack. Now to find the form and turn it in next week in person and take the steps to restore my license.
Hard to find stuff when you have to look at each individual paper from about 6 inches away. I need a service cat trained to find eyeglasses.
The Noory bumper music is getting worse by the half hour.
Yecch.

To much oil wouldn't hurt gas mileage that much. It would hurt it a some but not a lot. Although I am pretty sure you made the whole thing up as the car read 30 something MPG, you were just soaking white crow for more money.
If you do have bad gas mileage (you don't) check the air filter. It is usually the first place to start.

[coaster]

[WOTR]

Sorry for calling you a hater.

I'm far from a fan and hatred is in they eye of the beholder (I have thick skin and you are free to judge me as you see me.)

Speaking of which- could you pick up a box of pizza rolls to deliver to George as a token of Bellgabs appreciation for the hours of amusement that story has provided us? (In this case, I may be a self-confessed hater.)

[coaster]

Anyone who has ever criticized Falkie in the past is a hater by default. Disagreed with something he said? Hater. Told him ways to improve his videos? Hater.