The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Riley Martian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_isz7trMy8&feature=youtu.be

I added titles to this on the Ipad IN Imovie. But they don't show up in the video. I have NO idea why.

If he could heal both pairs of my glasses and my left eye, I'd go.
Just talked to Kathy. She's on the way over. She's not thrilled about going to Santa Cruz as she gets carsick on the winding 2 lane roads going and coming to down there but she, Patty and I will be going. I have to call the radio station to find out where to go as its still being set up by the station.
Of ALL the places Noory could choose to go... :

Mr. Falkie, big fan. Been lurking this thread following your saga for a while now. It's good that you are branching out from your room and doing things like the expo.

Hopefully George will soon do the interview, even if it has to be done on Skype.

Just one suggestion - why not change the thumbnail of the Dr. Pearl encounter. Something like below could attract more views. It doesn't hurt to have a good looking woman to look at. It will entice more potential viewers. Sex sells = more views = more revenue. Just my 2 cents. Full steam ahead, Falkie. Nothing stops the Falkie train, nothing.

[Kolchak]

Nothing stops the Falkie train, nothing.

The train can actually be derailed by a forgotten iPad case. 

[aldousburbank]

This fucker is ready for a rubber room.

While I've never been a big fan of self-awareness, a modicum of the stuff can be helpful.

[3OctaveFart]

[Riley Martian]

The train can actually be derailed by a forgotten iPad case.

Hey, I am just trying to give the big guy some motivation. Eye of the tiger. 

[Daggit]

Falkie you had the perfect opportunity to ask Thackery if your pet cat felt any pain when you killed it by sitting on it and squashing it.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Mr. Falkie, big fan. Been lurking this thread following your saga for a while now. It's good that you are branching out from your room and doing things like the expo.

Hopefully George will soon do the interview, even if it has to be done on Skype.

Just one suggestion - why not change the thumbnail of the Dr. Pearl encounter. Something like below could attract more views. It doesn't hurt to have a good looking woman to look at. It will entice more potential viewers. Sex sells = more views = more revenue. Just my 2 cents. Full steam ahead, Falkie. Nothing stops the Falkie train, nothing.

I've clicked on my fair share of videos displaying the promise of cleavage.

[SnapT]

Just one suggestion - why not change the thumbnail of the Dr. Pearl encounter. Something like below could attract more views. It doesn't hurt to have a good looking woman to look at. It will entice more potential viewers. Sex sells = more views = more revenue. Just my 2 cents. Full steam ahead, Falkie. Nothing stops the Falkie train, nothing.

Seconded!

We're only trying to be helpful when we tell you this stuff, Falkie.  I think I know what I'm talking about: I helped my brother's super-niche YouTube channel get over 50,000 subscribers (he gained 518 subscribers YESTERDAY ALONE), and a friend's channel just hit a whopping 7 million subscribers.  There are lots of simple tricks to having a successful YouTube channel that you seem to be blatantly ignoring.

[Falkie2013]

No wonder he was getting strange looks from everyone at the expo. They must've thought it was a candid camera stunt.

This fucker is ready for a rubber room.

I'm sure you know all about rubbers.

And people were concerned about me because I was wheezing a lot with all the running around I did.

No one hit me. I had a huge blackhead that I opened up.
Friday I go buy some bandages. I am out of them.

In the meantime, your Royal bitchiness, here's something else you can complain about.
In this case I was venting in the first one because I was still mad at missing Noory and we were having fun with Patty in the second.
We've known Patty for years and we were not abusing her, but having FUN.
Something you probably know nothing about unless you saunter down to Del Paso Boulevard and stroll the night away.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J1jCUeZEks

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGjI-4zlRKw

Now leaving the sauna that is my bedroom to put away the dishes, do another rack and wash the floor.
After which I shall take a nap and then continue cleaning.
Have a good night.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Falkie you had the perfect opportunity to ask Thackery if your pet cat felt any pain when you killed it by sitting on it and squashing it.

It was over quick, don't worry.

[Falkie2013]

Seconded!

We're only trying to be helpful when we tell you this stuff, Falkie.  I think I know what I'm talking about: I helped my brother's super-niche YouTube channel get over 50,000 subscribers (he gained 518 subscribers yesterday alone), and a friend's channel just hit a whopping 7 million subscribers.  There are lots of simple tricks to having a successful YouTube channel that you seem to be blatantly ignoring.

Not trying to ignore you or your advice. Its just that I was trying to put on these videos as quickly as I can and get out of this bedroom.
Will use your picture on the Pearl one though I do wonder which sex will be attracted to it.
I think its not needed to change it for a 12 second video.

I changed the thumbnail. Lets see if my car gets more or less views.

[SnapT]

Not trying to ignore you or your advice. Its just that I was trying to put on these videos as quickly as I can and get out of this bedroom.

What's quicker than using the video-specific thumbnail image that YouTube applies to the video automatically when you upload it?  It takes longer to replace it with Open Lines Gerry's all-purpose "THEY COME!" expo image like you've been doing.

So few of your excuses make logical sense...

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What's quicker than using the video-specific thumbnail image that YouTube applies to the video automatically when you upload it?  It takes longer to replace it with Open Lines Gerry's all-purpose "THEY COME!" expo image like you've been doing.

So few of your excuses make logical sense...

Does it matter that Pearl and his friend haven't given written permission to post that image on Youtube?

[SnapT]

I changed the thumbnail. Lets see if my car gets more or less views.

http://youtu.be/H_isz7trMy8


Now that's an improvement!  You'd be wise to do that with the rest of your expo videos as well, so people can tell them apart easier.  Shame to see that blonde pet psychic's face replaced with the generic car graphic...

Does it matter that Pearl and his friend haven't given written permission to post that image on Youtube?

No.  No, it does not.  (If anything, Falkie will be sued by Matt Smith for repeated use of his image on thumbnails of YouTube videos he doesn't appear in.)

[Falkie2013]

http://youtu.be/H_isz7trMy8


Now that's an improvement!  You'd be wise to do that with the rest of your expo videos as well, so people can tell them apart easier.  Shame to see that blonde pet psychic's face replaced with the generic car graphic...

I changed it. I liked my little car and Gerry went to a lot of work to get it to fit since You Tube cropped it.

[Kolchak]

Shame to see that blonde pet psychic's face replaced with the generic car graphic...

She was a pretty successful soft core porn star. It seems ridiculous not to use an image of her for the thumbnail. Hell, use an outdated one. Then you'll really master the art of clickbait.

[twiki]

No.  No, it does not.  (If anything, Falkie will be sued by Matt Smith for repeated use of his image on thumbnails of YouTube videos he doesn't appear in.)

The BBC are very strict when it comes to protecting their copyright on You Tubes. I imagine that this whole channel will be shut down once it is reported that one of it's users are using Doctor Who's Matt Smith in a clickbait and switch scheme in order to garner more views.

[Falkie2013]

But it helps.

Hey, Aldous. Did you ever go to the event ?

In the meantime ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_LWIGDEGmA&feature=youtu.be

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

http://youtu.be/H_isz7trMy8


Now that's an improvement!  You'd be wise to do that with the rest of your expo videos as well, so people can tell them apart easier.  Shame to see that blonde pet psychic's face replaced with the generic car graphic...

No.  No, it does not.  (If anything, Falkie will be sued by Matt Smith for repeated use of his image on thumbnails of YouTube videos he doesn't appear in.)

Well, good point.  I hadn't thought of that.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I'm paying for the gas, the bridge tolls and dinner for the 3 of us...

I'm not sure which way you go, but there are no bridge tolls between Martinez and Santa Cruz...

[Falkie2013]

The BBC are very strict when it comes to protecting their copyright on You Tubes. I imagine that this whole channel will be shut down once it is reported that one of it's users are using Doctor Who's Matt Smith in a clickbait and switch scheme in order to garner more views.

I didn't know who that was. I can't see the picture very well.
I will change the thumbnails.
Of course, no one here would EVER report it to the BBC would they ?
And I think Gerry was using it to make fun of Dr. Wholess and not to infringe on copyright.

[PB the Deplorable]

The interview that he was referring to in this comment was with Dr. Eric Pearl today in S.F. at the CIIS...

Oh that's right.

I forgot about that because any other interview planned for this past weekend was dwarfed by the proposed interview with Tommy.  And for some, George Noory

[twiki]

Hey, Aldous. Did you ever go to the event ?

In the meantime ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_LWIGDEGmA&feature=youtu.be

hey guy. seriously though. are you getting permission from all these people to put them up on You Tubes. You could get in serious trouble. probably not jail time but your channel could very well get shut down and your unpaid revenue could be seized. i've seen it happen to loads of people. don't become a victim. get them to sign a release to cover yourself. you should probably blur out the faces of people in the audience and those that walk by. you wouldn't want a law suit.

[SnapT]

She was a pretty successful soft core porn star. It seems ridiculous not to use an image of her for the thumbnail. Hell, use an outdated one. Then you'll really master the art of clickbait.

If Falkie was a successful YouTuber, the thumbnail image would've been Falkie giving a "HUBBA HUBBA!" expression, eyes bugging out, as he lustily looks over at that magazine cover. 

And the title of the video would be "PORN STAR INTERVIEWED BY FAT GUY!"

Simple, powerful, effective.

[Catsmile]

Send me the name of one of your " mythical kids " & a way to send it to him and I will buy him a damned kite. I was IN a kite store when we went to Sacramento, remember.
Noory might buy a kite for a kid too.
I could even suggest he start a " buy a kite for a kid " fund much like Sleep Train has drives to donate coats, blankets and school supllies for foster kids.
And yes, I have donated school supplies to them.
Sheesh, I'd believe you would buy a kite for a 3rd world kid as much as I believe you'd donate to Kathy.
Kids there need food, clean water, a clean and safe place to live and so much more.
A kite is probably the last thing they might desire.
You'll use any excuse to attack me but using kids is pathetic.

Honestly, you have no idea what I've done for other people WHO ARE IN NEED.
I've been there, stayed there for a while. Nary a kite was bought. I gave my hard earned money to their parents, so that they could give their children a better life. Giving them handouts only encourages them to become like you, George SendaMeMoreMoney. Creating entitled beggars isn't a solution, as you so vividly prove every day in this thread. One thing is for sure I've done far more boots on the ground to help those people than you ever would, or could do. Sending cash and thanking God you weren't born there is easy.

I'm not attacking you but simply pointing out how blessed you are for someone who is a ward of the state. You have plenty to eat, a roof over your head, and Macs, iPads, iPhones. Yet you beg, grift, lie, for more handouts. Then shit your entitled diaper sling the shit everywhere for the taxpayers to clean up. Sobbing poor me I'm picked on. I can't pay my bills, or provide glasses for myself. Yet somehow the everyone knows your name at the Apple store. Not to mention it takes a lot of costly processed food to get such a large waistline.

I have little empathy for your lies, grifting, begging. You create your own misery and misfortune. We the taxpayers have given you a better lifestyle than most of the rest of the world could hope to have. As a taxpayer you already get my money, sorry but I'm not paying you twice. You have plenty of free time. Want more money? What most of us do is trade that free time in for cash. We call it a JOB. We exchange our free time doing something we may not want to do, or like for the money. Google it.

[Falkie2013]

I'm not sure which way you go, but there are no bridge tolls between Martinez and Santa Cruz...

Wrong. To go across the SF Bay Bridge costs between $ 3-6 depending on what time of the day you go.
Any way to get INTO SF and gain access to the Peninsula costs money.
I have no knowledge of what it costs to travel either the San Mateo bridge or Golden Gate bridge inbound.
We use the San Mateo to hit the way to Fremont, Niles or Livermore.
The GG Bridge to get home when the freeway to the Bay Bridge is too crowded.
Haven't used the Richmond-San Mateo bridge to go into Marin for years.
It once took us an hour to go up Howard to get to the onramp.

[PB the Deplorable]

... Below are some pictures I took at the event...

If this is how the Snorge spends his weekends, no wonder he's bored and listless

[Falkie2013]

Honestly, you have no idea what I've done for other people WHO ARE IN NEED.
I've been there, stayed there for a while. Nary a kite was bought. I gave my hard earned money to their parents, so that they could give their children a better life. Giving them handouts only encourages them to become like you, George SendaMeMoreMoney. Creating entitled beggars isn't a solution, as you so vividly prove every day in this thread. One thing is for sure I've done far more boots on the ground to help those people than you ever would, or could do. Sending cash and thanking God you weren't born there is easy.

I'm not attacking you but simply pointing out how blessed you are for someone who is a ward of the state. You have plenty to eat, a roof over your head, and Macs, iPads, iPhones. Yet you beg, grift, lie, for more handouts. Then shit your entitled diaper sling the shit everywhere for the taxpayers to clean up. Sobbing poor me I'm picked on. I can't pay my bills, or provide glasses for myself. Yet somehow the everyone knows your name at the Apple store. Not to mention it takes a lot of costly processed food to get such a large waistline.

I have little empathy for your lies, grifting, begging. You create your own misery and misfortune. We the taxpayers have given you a better lifestyle than most of the rest of the world could hope to have. As a taxpayer you already get my money, sorry but I'm not paying you twice. You have plenty of free time. Want more money? What most of us do is trade that free time in for cash. We call it a JOB. We exchange our free time doing something we may not want to do, or like for the money. Google it.

Not grifting at all. That implies criminality. Or being a conman. But keep believing your delusion.
Not everyone knows my name at the Apple store. But they do know who I am when I come in and I do have friends who work the floor and who work at the genius bar.
I have already explained at length why I gained weight.
It's not MY fault if you choose to either ignore it or make your own incorrect conclusions about it.
And I offered to buy a kid a kite out of my money not any I grifted so knock it off.

[Falkie2013]

If this is how the Snorge spends his weekends, no wonder he's bored and listless

There were a lot of people at the event on Sat/Sunday. The parking lot was full then as opposed to Friday.
As to why George may or not have been bored, why don't you call him tonight and ask him.
He seemed enthused about it when he wrote me.

[paladin1991]

Look, I spent a hot, sweaty hour in the mens room trying to find 2 men who had already left. I caught Dr. Pearl on his way to do an interview. I had intended to try but with being given the WRONG info as to when Noory was going to be there, I missed Pearl and Noory so instead I went to the mens room.
But I figured, I will at least introduce myself to the guy at the next urinal so he is aware of who I am. I did it not for me but for Gerry.
I wouldn't expect a jerk like you to understand nor to cut me any slack as I have never interviewed anyone nor have I tried to on camera before.
There will be other times and other opportunties.