The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Nick el Ass]

You guys are obviously behind the times!  The internet almost broke down yesterday as a major movie trailer dropped for the second day in a row.  This whole thing is a play on a scene from the trailer - link below.

Batman v Superman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfUnkBfdZ4

That scene starts at about 1:40.  I'll go add this link to the other post as well.

The Batman v Superman trailer sucks, and so will the movie with Ben Aflick who is the Dave Noorie of acting. Star Wars is the winner of the trailer wars.

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie, does Noory read this thread?

[3OctaveFart]

Falkie will have already been through 2 of the 3 days of the New Living Expo at this time a week from now - with Day 3 and the one-on-one with Dr. Eric Pearl to come next Sunday.  The countdown is on!

Hell yes, this will be great theatre! 

Go ahead, Doctor Who.  Here's the part where you're supposed to jump in for the third time to tell everyone that I just want to see shaky videos of the floor while Falkie's being kicked out.

I think Falkie needs a logo.
There needs to be some sort of branding effort here.
Maybe Falkie has a good suit for the interview.

[Nick el Ass]

I think Falkie needs a logo.
There needs to be some sort of branding effort here.
Maybe Falkie has a good suit for the interview.

Someone should make a logo kind of like Superman, but with a big F in it with stains all over the place. Super Falkie.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

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The RCMP and Canada’s National Security

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Yes CSIS, Canada's Security Intelligence Service (Canada's CIA) falls under the RCMP, or at least they share resources, but whether they had said involvement in Eastern Europe is beyond me.  The RCMP has high standards of admittance, and I can't believe that someone with the lack of maturity and intellect displayed by MilitaryJustice could have possibly qualified.  He also claimed to be an officer in the Serbia Cobra Brigade (I don't know if he meant a commissioned officer or military police officer), which turned out to be not a brigade but a battalion.  I don't know, maybe he took a bullet to the head.  I didn't bother reading much of what he said.

[Open Lines Gerry]

The Batman v Superman trailer sucks, and so will the movie with Ben Aflick who is the Dave Noorie of acting. Star Wars is the winner of the trailer wars.

I agree - the Star Wars trailer was much better, and I'm looking forward to that movie much more than the Batman v Superman movie.  However, the quote I used from that trailer served my purposes of highlighting what is going on on this thread these days.


"Falkie is the hero BellGab deserves, but not the one it needs right now.  So his detractors will hunt him.  Because he can take it.  Because he's not our hero.  He's a not-so-silent guardian, an unobservant protector.  A dim knight."

[coaster]

cats.. allergic as hell to those pissbags. pissbag with claws.
A couple months ago I was working at a place where a woman had like 5 or 6 cats. Had to wear masks to rip out the carpet. I can only imagine Kathy's place. as Falkie said, cats come to Kathy... well thats because they smell the piss and shit and heat and they are trying to mate.
Falkie is the only person in the world who would turn a feral cat fucking farm into an utopia for cats. Kathy's cat haven...
enough cats piss, every cat in the neighborhood is gonna piss and shit. NO FUCKING WONDER  Kathy got kicked out. I bet that place fucking stinks like the devils taint. cat lady indeed. CDC comes in on cat houses, no joke. Its a health concern.
fuck me. the smell is permeating off this thread even. smells like death and ammonia. cat pee.

[Who]

Falkie will have already been through 2 of the 3 days of the New Living Expo at this time a week from now - with Day 3 and the one-on-one with Dr. Eric Pearl to come next Sunday.  The countdown is on!

"Eric Pearl, the founder of Reconnective Healing, was running a successful chiropractic practice when a series of bizarre occurrences led him to realize that his gift lay far beyond the realm of spinal adjustment. One patient after another reported healings from cancers, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, and other severe health conditions when Eric held his hands near them."

What is your fascination with this clown?  His eye makeup?  You're such a bizarre SOB I looked at your profile.  Are you really 57?  I would have guessed 14. 

[Falkie2013]

I think Falkie needs a logo.
There needs to be some sort of branding effort here.
Maybe Falkie has a good suit for the interview.

Don't own a suit but I do have dress pants and nice shirts which I will change into.
Too hot to wander around exhibition halls and dealers rooms in long pants from long experience attending SF cons and Macworld.

Teach thy tongue to say, "I do not know," and thou shalt progress.
- Maimonides

[Falkie2013]

Yes CSIS, Canada's Security Intelligence Service (Canada's CIA) falls under the RCMP, or at least they share resources, but whether they had said involvement in Eastern Europe is beyond me.  The RCMP has high standards of admittance, and I can't believe that someone with the lack of maturity and intellect displayed by MilitaryJustice could have possibly qualified.  He also claimed to be an officer in the Serbia Cobra Brigade (I don't know if he meant a commissioned officer or military police officer), which turned out to be not a brigade but a battalion.  I don't know, maybe he took a bullet to the head.  I didn't bother reading much of what he said.

The damage he showed me was on his hand with the clear scar where at least one round went through his hand.

[Falkie2013]

Falkie, does Noory read this thread?

I am not certain.

[Who]

If she becomes a little more animated, and varies the tone of her voice a bit, she'll be fine.  I can't wait to see what she has for us in the next installment of Kathy's Korner!

Seriously, you are the most bizarre little SOB I've ever encountered.  Is that age 57 in your profile a mistake or a joke?  Adults just don't act like you.  Who are some of your other heroes?  Paul Reubens? 

[Nick el Ass]

Falkie, does Noory read this thread?

I'm sure he does, but to be honest Falkie likely tells him all he needs to know. I got a couple of poorly written pm from him after telling him he sucks... and he hasn't been logged in for a while. He should be embarrassed by the lack of talent on the radio, or with his writing.

[Open Lines Gerry]

"Eric Pearl, the founder of Reconnective Healing, was running a successful chiropractic practice when a series of bizarre occurrences led him to realize that his gift lay far beyond the realm of spinal adjustment. One patient after another reported healings from cancers, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, and other severe health conditions when Eric held his hands near them."

What is your fascination with this clown?  His eye makeup?  You're such a bizarre SOB I looked at your profile.  Are you really 57?  I would have guessed 14.

My "fascination" is the grand social experiment.  Falkie is the antithesis of Pearl, and vice versa.  They are polar opposites, yet two sides of the same coin.  What happens when those two worlds collide?

If you do a Google image search of Pearl, you'll notice his dramatic transformation from what he looked like in his younger years.  I sent Falkie a list of suggested questions weeks ago if you care to look it up.

Who is the weirdest guy at the expo?  Supposing he has a high opinion of himself, how does he react when Falkie approaches him for the interview?  How does this whole encounter go down?  I, for one, am interested to find out.

[Falkie2013]

Whoa. Is that near the John Muir hwy, falkie?

John Muir Highway is in the Sierras.

John Muir Highway is the first officially designated segment of the proposed State Highway naming project underway along the State Highway 132 corridor. This segment ( J132 ) from Coulterville to Smith Station at Highway 120 was designated by both the Mariposa & Tuolumne County Board of Supervisors. It represents a unique tourism venue for admirers of John Muir who wish to revisit and relive the inspirational transformation he experienced during his first journey to Yosemite Valley and also his observations chronicled in "My First Summer in the Sierra."  First visit the Northern Mariposa History Center before you begin your drive.

And I am well aware of the Concord fault. I used to live in Concord and the fault runs right down the main street and then heads into Pleasant Hill. Another branch runs down Concord Avenue, to Pacheco Boulevard, through Pacheco and then all the way along the road ( with 4 different names, I know as I walked all  8 miles of it one night when I missed the bus because my Mother delayed me from getting to BART and the bus; this when my knee was better than now. Kathy knew about it as I called her about 3 am. Took me 5 1/2 hours to walk it. ) ending in Martinez.
There are periodic quakes on it, the latest that I recall was about a 2 but a number of years ago a 4 happened and sounded like a truck hit where I was at the time. There have been a number of 1.9s in Pacheco of late.
There's also a fault line in Clayton, a nice little town at the end of the road in Concord and you can take a back way to Pittsburgh and Antioch by going there. Lots of horse ranches and cattle out there.

Oddly enough, when I lived in Concord, I never felt a quake in Concord in my apartment but I and my cats at the time felt one that was epicentered in Napa. First time a bed ever shook like that when sex wasn't involved. As in the American Canyon quake, I held on for what seemed like minutes and the bed and building rocked back and forth. Even the 3 cats were seemingly stuck in place until it stopped. This was back in 2000 or 2001.

http://claycord.com/2014/08/28/earthquake-info-the-concord-fault-the-clayton-marsh-creek-fault/

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/nc72282581#general_summary

[Falkie2013]

My "fascination" is the grand social experiment.  Falkie is the antithesis of Pearl, and vice versa.  They are polar opposites, yet two sides of the same coin.  What happens when those two worlds collide?

If you do a Google image search of Pearl, you'll notice his dramatic transformation from what he looked like in his younger years.  I sent Falkie a list of suggested questions weeks ago if you care to look it up.

Who is the weirdest guy at the expo?  Supposing he has a high opinion of himself, how does he react when Falkie approaches him for the interview?  How does this whole encounter go down?  I, for one, am interested to find out.

With 10K+ attendees I may not meet the weirdest guy at the expo.
Of course, with weirdness YMMV.

[Open Lines Gerry]

With 10K+ attendees I may not meet the weirdest guy at the expo.

His name is Dr. Eric Pearl.  You'll meet him.  "I have foreseen it."

[Falkie2013]

His name is Dr. Eric Pearl.  You'll meet him.  "I have foreseen it."

Thank you open lines hogue.
Think he'd buy us lunch ?
Though Kathy's making egg salad sandwiches.
With mayo.

[Who]

I agree - the Star Wars trailer was much better, and I'm looking forward to that movie much more than the Batman v Superman movie.  However, the quote I used from that trailer served my purposes of highlighting what is going on on this thread these days.


"Falkie is the hero BellGab deserves, but not the one it needs right now.  So his detractors will hunt him.  Because he can take it.  Because he's not our hero.  He's a not-so-silent guardian, an unobservant protector.  A dim knight."

The FBI would have a great time profiling you.

Male. 57 years of age but has the interests of a 14 year-old.  Lives alone in a  trailer park.  Has an unnatural devotion to a chiropractor who claims to heal people by waving his hands near them.  Masturbates to pictures of John Wayne Gacy.  Unmarried, never had a girlfriend.  A loner with no social skills.

[Who]

His name is Dr. Eric Pearl.  You'll meet him.  "I have foreseen it."

I can see it now.  You leave your trailer and venture out into the world.  Parents see you and pull their children close.  "Don't look at that man," they say as they walk away quickly. 

[Who]

My "fascination" is the grand social experiment.  Falkie is the antithesis of Pearl, and vice versa.  They are polar opposites, yet two sides of the same coin.  What happens when those two worlds collide?

If you do a Google image search of Pearl, you'll notice his dramatic transformation from what he looked like in his younger years.  I sent Falkie a list of suggested questions weeks ago if you care to look it up.

Who is the weirdest guy at the expo?  Supposing he has a high opinion of himself, how does he react when Falkie approaches him for the interview?  How does this whole encounter go down?  I, for one, am interested to find out.

I, for one, would not want to be within 100 miles of you.   Do you have to register with the police every time you move from one trailer park to another?  Are you required to stay at least 1,000 yards away from schools and playgrounds?

[b_dubb]

Gasbag post if there ever was one.

Copy and Paste. Wasn't he told not to do this in an early GabCast?

[3OctaveFart]

I'm sure he does, but to be honest Falkie likely tells him all he needs to know. I got a couple of poorly written pm from him after telling him he sucks... and he hasn't been logged in for a while. He should be embarrassed by the lack of talent on the radio, or with his writing.

I've scanned his posts before. Noory writes like an 8-year-old.
Which is why I never believed he wrote one word of those books.

[nooryisawesome]

Don't own a suit but I do have dress pants and nice shirts which I will change into.
Too hot to wander around exhibition halls and dealers rooms in long pants from long experience attending SF cons and Macworld.

Teach thy tongue to say, "I do not know," and thou shalt progress.
- Maimonides

All your clothes are cum stained no doubt.

[Who]

I can't wait to see what she has for us in the next installment of Kathy's Korner!

You really are the epitome of weirdness.

[Nick el Ass]

I've scanned his posts before. Noory writes like an 8-year-old.
Which is why I never believed he wrote one word of those books.

It has been proven he uses ghostwriters. Hell, a couple have been pretty outspoken. Dave types worse than he talks... and I know 8 year olds who are waaaay smarter. In fact most would make better hosts of C2C, and that is why the mustachioed moron only likes dead kids.

[paladin1991]

Seriously, you are the most bizarre little SOB I've ever encountered.  Is that age 57 in your profile a mistake or a joke?  Adults just don't act like you.  Who are some of your other heroes?  Paul Reubens?

Do you mean Peter Paul Ruebens?  Do you think OLG is into the Reubenesque?  Uh-0h, Kath and Flakie, better look out, you might have yourself a chubby chaser for a fan.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

  Do you mean Peter Paul Ruebens?  Do you think OLG is into the Reubenesque?  Uh-0h, Kath and Flakie, better look out, you might have yourself a chubby chaser for a fan.

He's not that reubenesque.  More gaunt I'd say.

[paladin1991]

I know as I walked all  8 miles of it one night when I missed the bus because my Mother delayed me from getting to BART and the bus; this when my knee was better than now. Kathy knew about it as I called her about 3 am. Took me 5 1/2 hours to walk it. ) ending in Martinez.

Oddly enough, when I lived in Concord, I never felt a quake in Concord in my apartment but I and my cats at the time felt one that was epicentered in Napa. First time a bed ever shook like that when self-sexing wasn't involved. As in the American Canyon quake, I held on for what seemed like minutes and the bed and building rocked back and forth. Even the 3 cats were seemingly stuck in place until it stopped. This was back in 2000 or 2001.

Oh dearie me, flakester was delayed by his mother!  That selfish.... (it's always dear old mom, isn't it?) and then he had to walk all 8 miles in 5 1/2 hours! 

What? 

Did you stop for a slurpee and a double fist full of hotdogs at every 7-11?  Did you stop and ask for change at every open venue? 8 miles in 5 and one half hours.  The neighborhood kids could have rolled you faster than you walked.  What is that?  Seriously dude?  that's only a little over a mile per hour.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

  Oh dearie me, flakester was delayed by his mother!  That selfish.... (it's always dear old mom, isn't it?) and then he had to walk all 8 miles in 5 1/2 hours! 

What? 

Did you stop for a slurpee and a double fist full of hotdogs at every 7-11?  Did you stop and ask for change at every open venue? 8 miles in 5 and one half hours.  The neighborhood kids could have rolled you faster than you walked.  What is that?  Seriously dude?  that's only a little over a mile per hour.

I presumed he took a 3 1/2 hour nap