The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Who]

A brief musical interlude while there's a pause in the action here in the Falkie thread. 

With Art's pending return to talk radio, George and Tommy thought it only fair to relinquish The Chase as the Coast to Coast theme.  After six months of intensive research, George and Tommy have announced the new C2C opening theme.

Mr. Trololo original upload

[paladin1991]

I was going to totally go in the same direction....😀

[paladin1991]

Sure is. Meanwhile, Kathy gets her gas money, her way.

I don't even want to know.    But I am sure you will tell us....graphically

[paladin1991]

Pala-dink how the hell are you.

tired. Your mom is worth the nickel to ride.  A whole nickel, U.S. money, that is still a lot of money where u are from.  She will proba bly give you lunch money tomorrow. 
Thanks....and you are welcome.

[Who]

Noory's a busy man.

Yes he is.  It must be exhausting mangling the English language night after night and destroying a perfectly good radio show.  Art Bell gave him a Maserati and George turned it into an AMC Gremlin.

[ACE of CLUBS]

ace of gasbags how the hell are you, been a while, I guess you've been busy giving your male blow up doll a bath. About time too just look at your pail of shit white face you should see an STD doctor about that. If the test comes back positive are you going to divorce your fuck toy dolly named Bill. please keep us posted ACE OF GASBAGS.

Gasbag

[ACE of CLUBS]

A brief musical interlude while there's a pause in the action here in the Falkie thread. 

With Art's pending return to talk radio, George and Tommy thought it only fair to relinquish The Chase as the Coast to Coast theme.  After six months of intensive research, George and Tommy have announced the new C2C opening theme.

Mr. Trololo original upload

Perfect theme music for George, Tommy, and the C2C trainwreck ....... Mr. Trololo singing the Yugoslavian National Anthem ......
Two birds with one stone ........ so to speak.

[3OctaveFart]

I can't help but laugh at the idea of Noory big-timing somebody.
He was at one time inches from doing commercial voiceover work, if that.

[Who]

I can't help but laugh at the idea of Noory big-timing somebody.
He was at one time inches from doing commercial voiceover work, if that.

George exceeded his level of incompetence sometime around third grade.

Noory:  "What about the prime minister of Russia?  Muh Dev Dev?  Yeah, that's his name.  Muh Dev Dev."

[PathoJen]

Hey Falkie, Kathy said she hopes she can find a place that excepts cats. What if she cannot? What happens to kitty?

[coaster]

Hey Falkie, Kathy said she hopes she can find a place that excepts cats. What if she cannot? What happens to kitty?

oh falkie will know what to do with it...

[Falkie2013]

I don't even want to know.    But I am sure you will tell us....graphically

Pal-O-Poop's mental faculties seem to be deteriorating by the second, as he is now incapable of clicking on a picture which clearly shows Kathy clutching my wallet with its contents and money in her hands.
I expect soon the dirty linen cart with white jacketed attendants will come to take him to the old computists home where he shall gaze at a blank wall thinking it is a screen and attempt to scroll the lint in his bellybutton until he is found gibbering and quite mad and chokes on his tongue and dies.

[rzr1911]

This thread is is about the same level as the Underclass-TV some networks broadcast all afternoon.
73.2% voted to shut it down. Why not do it today?
Edit: I guess it is needed to contain the disaster.

[Falkie2013]

Hey Falkie, Kathy said she hopes she can find a place that excepts cats. What if she cannot? What happens to kitty?

Being that both of us are persuasive, we'll see if her doctor can certify her cat as a service cat which people do have.
Kathy is starting to have vision problems and Boop does react to people at the door.
Boop has lived here with me since she used to be my cat and will live here but usually if you offer a big deposit they will waive the rule for 1 cat. I've done it in the past with $3-500. They're worried about urine & carpet damage. Boop doesn't spray and uses her kitty box and is a clean, cute and fastidious kitty.

[paladin1991]

  tired. Your mom is worth the nickel to ride.  A whole nickel, U.S. money, that is still a lot of money where u are from.  She will proba bly give you lunch money tomorrow. 
Thanks....and you are welcome.
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imposible that you spent your last nickel to ride my mom, for you spent it on your mothers sex change operaton, seen her in mens bathroom last week she stood beside me pissing standing up next to my urinal.

Assbag.

[coaster]

Being that both of us are persuasive, we'll see if her doctor can certify her cat as a service cat which people do have.
Kathy is starting to have vision problems and Boop does react to people at the door.

So you're going to lie to more doctors..I bet your places really stink of cat piss.

[rzr1911]

Being that both of us are persuasive, we'll see if her doctor can certify her cat as a service cat which people do have.

You could drop the cat at a Chinese Restaurant. Maybe even get a pack of free shrimp chips in turn. They'll take good care of kitty. Aren't you a guy who has to count every dollar? Why waste money for a cat...

[paladin1991]

Being that both of us are persuasive, we'll see if her doctor can certify her cat as a service cat which people do have.
Kathy is starting to have vision problems and Boop does react to people at the door.

But how would Kath see Boop reacting to ppl if Kath is going blind?   Does Boop speak, "Hey, answer the damn door, I, busy licking my balls"

[RealCool Daddio]

Pal-O-Poop's mental faculties seem to be deteriorating by the second, as he is now incapable of clicking on a picture which clearly shows Kathy clutching my wallet with its contents and money in her hands.
I expect soon the dirty linen cart with white jacketed attendants will come to take him to the old computists home where he shall gaze at a blank wall thinking it is a screen and attempt to scroll the lint in his bellybutton until he is found gibbering and quite mad and chokes on his tongue and dies.

Your retort would make a lot more sense if you had actually posted the picture, nimrod.

[Falkie2013]

But how would Kath see Boop reacting to ppl if Kath is going blind?   Does Boop speak, "Hey, answer the damn door, I, busy licking my balls"

Pal-O-Poop, get help AND glasses. As I have said Boop is female.
And to the other putz out there, Kathy's vision is changing. She is having difficulty seeing, seeing small print and objects at times. And she too has a bad knee as well.
Of course, we already know that few of the haters are able see well anymore to read as their optic nerves are being tottered by either the ravages of syphillis or by drinking Sterno, Brasso or antifreeze.
We are quite capable of feeding our beloved cat whilst the lot of you probably gnaw on bones thrown out at the Chinese restaurants you speak of with maggots as your second course.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Pal-O-Poop, get help AND glasses. As I have said Boop is female.
And to the other putz out there, Kathy's vision is changing. She is having difficulty seeing, seeing small print and objects at times. And she too has a bad knee as well.
Of course, we already know that few of the haters are able see well anymore to read as their optic nerves are being tottered by either the ravages of syphillis or by drinking Sterno, Brasso or antifreeze.
We are quite capable of feeding our beloved cat whilst the lot of you probably gnaw on bones thrown out at the Chinese restaurants you speak of with maggots as your second course.

Did your puppet master write this out for you Senda ?
Context is his ..... spelling is yours.

[coaster]

Pal-O-Poop, get help AND glasses. As I have said Boop is female.
And to the other putz out there, Kathy's vision is changing. She is having difficulty seeing, seeing small print and objects at times. And she too has a bad knee as well.
Of course, we already know that few of the haters are able see well anymore to read as their optic nerves are being tottered by either the ravages of syphillis or by drinking Sterno, Brasso or antifreeze.
We are quite capable of feeding our beloved cat whilst the lot of you probably gnaw on bones thrown out at the Chinese restaurants you speak of with maggots as your second course.

At least we can afford food without begging for handouts or lying and mooching off the government. We win by default.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Such an amusing pastime ........ trolling for low IQ bottom feeders ....
Catch one every time ....... too easy

[RealCool Daddio]

I use to own a business so I should know.

I did not know that blowing strangers under an overpass for nickels was considered "owning a business" in Southeast Europe.  This thread is always so educational.

[paladin1991]

Pal-O-Poop, get help AND glasses. As I have said Boop is female.
And to the other putz out there, Kathy's vision is changing. She is having difficulty seeing, seeing small print and objects at times. And she too has a bad knee as well.
Of course, we already know that few of the haters are able see well anymore to read as their optic nerves are being tottered by either the ravages of syphillis or by drinking Sterno, Brasso or antifreeze.
We are quite capable of feeding our beloved cat whilst the lot of you probably gnaw on bones thrown out at the Chinese restaurants you speak of with maggots as your second course.

Dude.  You and I should write a book together.  It would be fucking surreal.

[paladin1991]

Falkie paid his dues into the system as did his employer. I use to own a business so I should know.

From your neck of the woods, what would that job have been?  A falafel cart?  White slavery?  Drug running?  Those aren't jobs, those are crimes.  Especially the falafel cart.

[paladin1991]

May a dvd jihadist blow up your dvd player

*double take*  What?

[paladin1991]

I did not know that blowing strangers under an overpass for nickels was considered "owning a business" in Southeast Europe.  This thread is always so educational.

Your're killing me daddio.  I just blew cola out my nose all over my keyboard. 

[RealCool Daddio]

Your're killing me daddio.  I just blew cola out my nose all over my keyboard.

Always use an IPAD when reading Bellgab - one quick wipe and it is clean.

Note to self - this is also good advice for Quick Karl when he is watching gay porn.  Be sure to PM him this handy tip.

[Who]

Being that both of us are persuasive, we'll see if her doctor can certify her cat as a service cat which people do have.

Another scheme to rip off the taxpayers, Mr. Senda?  I don't think that one will work.

From the U.S. Department of Justice:

Service animals are defined as dogs that are individually trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities. Examples of such work or tasks include guiding people who are blind, alerting people who are deaf, pulling a wheelchair, alerting and protecting a person who is having a seizure, reminding a person with mental illness to take prescribed medications, calming a person with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) during an anxiety attack, or performing other duties. Service animals are working animals, not pets. The work or task a dog has been trained to provide must be directly related to the person’s disability. Dogs whose sole function is to provide comfort or emotional support do not qualify as service animals under the ADA.

http://www.ada.gov/service_animals_2010.htm