The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[coaster]

I have a hankerin' to edit one of falkies videos...

[Marc.Knight]

The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm) My Girlfriend Kathleen Speaks To The Haters & Liars ! !!!

Sad.

[eddie dean]

I have a hankerin' to edit one of falkies videos...

Hanker away ole chap, hanker away!

[Falkie2013]

I wish I had thirty million dollars so I could produce this epic film.

In my case it would be like cop and kitty from jay leno. I get homeless cats and use them to hunt down molesters, stalkers and internet trolls.


The next blabcast Kathy and I will both be calling and the bruises on her feet are from her delicate skin, as she said in the video. She was being nice in the video because I asked her to be nice.


She doesn't lie either but does get impatient because it takes me so long to process the videos I do.


When she calls with me, the gloves will be off.




No more Hello Kitty for her.


As an aside, my hard drive on my Imac is getting full. The videos take up a lot of room. I have 2 portable hard drives but could use help transferring the files from Imovie.


I had to pay my rent or we would have called. Glad some of you liked the video. Next month new challenges. Bart Ell will have to buy some fresh lube.

[Falkie2013]

A buddy cop movie starring Paul Rudd and Falkie would be the most entertaining movie OF ALL TIME, IMHO.

Kathy just saw the edited movie poster.


" I don't want to be insulted. Knock it off. I did nothing to deserve this. It's bad enough you pick on George. It needs to stop. I am pissed off. It is a shitty thing to do. ".


Her words not mine.


She's sitting right here across from me in my famous living room.


Or infamous depending on POV.


She also said two words for the guy that posted it when she saw it.


" Fuck you ! ".

[Imconfused]

oh nooooo,  he's back!  when did this happen?  did I miss something?

[paladin1991]

oh nooooo,  he's back!  when did this happen?  did I miss something?

Yes.

[Bart Ell]

She's sitting right here across from me

Hopefully not within striking distance.

[Marc.Knight]

Hopefully not within striking distance.

Depends on your perspective.

[Marc.Knight]

oh nooooo,  he's back!  when did this happen?  did I miss something?

No.

[Eddie Coyle]

Hopefully not within striking distance.

   Given their size, that could be a block away.

[Bart Ell]

I did nothing to deserve this.

You still can't grasp the reality.
You made her be part of a video so that you can prove (in your mind) to a few internet dummies that you don't beat her.
It was so important to you to seem like a nice guy that you made her make that video.
I know you don't feel like a huge piece of living shit for doing that but you are.
Don't you see how out there it is to put a woman who looks like she just had the shit beat of out her in a video saying that you don't beat her?
Holy fucking nipples on a carrot cake are you ever a piece of living partially human shit.

[Imconfused]

Yes.

No.

wait,  what?  this is quite confusing.  GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!

[Bart Ell]

I have a hankerin' to edit one of falkies videos...

Since l already know that I am going to hell...

[Imconfused]

Since l already know that I am going to hell...

bwaahaahaahaa

why is it that you never fail?

[Bart Ell]

Like I said, already going to hell...

[SnapT]

Like I said, already going to hell...

That's mesmerizing.  It seems like the motions get faster the longer you watch it, like a perpetual motion machine.

EDIT: 10 minutes later, Falkie is The Flash.

[eddie dean]

Kathy just saw the edited movie poster.


" I don't want to be insulted. Knock it off. I did nothing to deserve this. It's bad enough you pick on George. It needs to stop. I am pissed off. It is a shitty thing to do. ".


Her words not mine.


She's sitting right here across from me in my famous living room.


Or infamous depending on POV.


She also said two words for the guy that posted it when she saw it.


" Fuck you ! ".

She is probably a great person, perhaps even a saint to have put up with you for 37 years ("off and on", if you noticed her qualifying statement).

The person she really should be angry with, is the idiot who created the video with her in it, (probably didn't even ask her permission to publish the video in the first place. which I think should be named: "Don't Hit Me") then uploaded it to YouTube for all to see and hear.

So blaming everyone else for your poor judgement, lack of common sense and awareness doesn't seem like the correct call here, does it?

Hey, I have an idea, Hows about creating yet another video (aka.  .gif material) where your girlfriend looks like a terrified and abused captive who is  being forced to "tell the truth, or else"!

That should clear things up, right?

Un-fucking-believable!

Someone please rescue that poor woman!

[Imconfused]

Like I said, already going to hell...

ahahaha, 

I can't take this anymore.........

I guess you are going to hell.  And you deserve it,  too.      

[MV/Liberace!]

Since l already know that I am going to hell...

I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes laughing. My wife asked what's so funny. Knowing I could never possibly explain all of this to her, I instead hit her and informed her that this is designed to make me money.

[bateman]

She is probably a great person, perhaps even a saint to have put up with you for 37 years ("off and on", if you noticed her qualifying statement).

The person she really should be angry with, is the idiot who created the video with her in it, (probably didn't even ask her permission to publish the video in the first place. which I think should be named: "Don't Hit Me") then uploaded it to YouTube for all to see and hear.

So blaming everyone else for your poor judgement, lack of common sense and awareness doesn't seem like the correct call here, does it?

Hey, I have an idea, Hows about creating yet another video (aka.  .gif material) where your girlfriend looks like a terrified and abused captive who is  being forced to "tell the truth, or else"!

That should clear things up, right?

Un-fucking-believable!

Someone please rescue that poor woman!

James Foley seemed more comfortable doing a Youtube video.

[Imconfused]

I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes laughing. My wife asked what's so funny. Knowing I could never possibly explain all of this to her, I instead hit her and informed her that this is designed to make me money.

you did the right thing.  I also cannot translate this any other way.

[bateman]

I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes laughing. My wife asked what's so funny. Knowing I could never possibly explain all of this to her, I instead hit her and informed her that this is designed to make me money.

"This is designed to make me money" is genuinely the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.

[MV/Liberace!]

"This is designed to make me money" is genuinely the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.

Bwaaaaaahahaha I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coaster]

Video is uploading now. Should be about another five minutes.

[MV/Liberace!]

Video is uploading now. Should be about another five minutes.

Oh my.

[coaster]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=075uh0GdfHo

[bateman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=075uh0GdfHo

My face hurts. Holy shit.

[bateman]

My face hurts. Holy shit.

But probably not as bad as Kathy's.

[Bart Ell]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=075uh0GdfHo

Holy sweet stepmother of black baby Mexican Jesus.