The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SnapT]

It's movie magic, friend.  A fan video from a Falkie superfan.

[nooryisawesome]

What is this?

This has to be a put on? There is no way this is for real.

Yeah Coaster made that video. I would try to explain falkie but I am not even sure where to start. There are 60 + pages for your reading.

Essentially, Falkie is an old dude who likes Art bell and makes tons of  youtube videos trying to make money. Other posters here followed him from other message boards to make .gifs and hate on him.

[MV/Liberace!]

Have you heard the Gabcast?   

zing!

[coaster]

Yeah Coaster made that video.

It was designed to make me money.

[Yorkshire pud]

It was designed to make me money.

This time next week year you'll be a millionaire.

[Bart Ell]

Other posters here followed him from other message boards to make .gifs and hate on him.

This, folks, is what it is like when a nun tries to explain sex to you. The facts are wrong and you get bored halfway through the explanation.

[b_dubb]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=075uh0GdfHo

Maybe Falkie kidnapped her back in the 80's and she's been living in his closet ever since

[Curandero81]

Test

[aldousburbank]

Test

We copy Red Leader.
Over

[paladin1991]

Why on earth do you believe this information is important or even relevant to disclose?

BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!: Mucus outbreak in Martinez! A Box Fan is being questioned by police.

Wait a minute.  Who's Martinez?   Is that Falkies last name?

[area51drone]

Wait a minute.  Who's Martinez?   Is that Falkies last name?

Falkie lives in Martinez, CA.  He's said so many times (meaning it's no secret nor a bellgab TOS violation to mention)

[paladin1991]

Falkie lives in Martinez, CA.  He's said so many times (meaning it's no secret nor a bellgab TOS violation to mention)

Ooooooh.   I thought he was Martinez.

[Bart Ell]

Falkie lives in Martinez, CA.  He's said so many times (meaning it's no secret nor a bellgab TOS violation to mention)

[paladin1991]

Sharp as a tack, you are, Barty.  The Farce of BellGab is strong within you.

[area51drone]

I'm going to post here what I think is the most comprehensive Falkie information to date.  As it was the start of his wikipedia page, I know he wants this information public.    Unfortunately wikipedia did not consider the page to be relevant, given that there were no "credible sources" writing about Falkie.    That is ... yet.   For now, this wall of text will be a work in progress.  Feel free to comment on the issues, story and controversy within.

Name: George
AKA: Falkie, The Guy From Pittsburgh
Origin: Martinez, California
Occupation: Broadcaster
Parents: Anton (-1972), Cristal (Oct 16, 1919 - Apr 9, 2014)
Children: None

==Summary==
George is an American Broadcaster and YouTube Celebrity known as Falkie, The Guy From Pittsburgh.  He hosts a show on YouTube called "The Guy From Pittsburgh", which boasts over 282 podcast episodes as of December 3rd, 2014.  He is an expert in Apple Macintosh, going back into the ancient days of personal computing.  He loves cats and regularly feeds the local felines who visit his apartment, which doubles as his home studio.  He is known for his antique box fan collection and his unique T-Shirts, which he changes up on a regular basis and occasionally gives away as prizes to fans of the show.

==Early Life==
George was born in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to Cristal, a nurse, and Anton, a mule skinner Master Sergeant in the Army, in April, 1952.  He was one of thirteen children, being only one of two surviving children when the others were lost due to unfortunate circumstances.  George was an unusually bright child.  He learned to read at the age of three by reading the Wall Street Journal and the New York Times.  He skipped his first two school grades.

==Paranormal Interest==
At the age of five, George developed pneumonia and was pronounced dead.  His body was left in a ice bath for four days.  His interest in the paranormal came from this incident, where he left his body and floated above his hospital bed.  He recalls witnessing everyone in the room and moving toward a tunnel with a bright light at the end.  Something said to him "It's not your time to go through the light, go back to your body," which he did. At 12, he died once again.  He was beaten by his alcoholic father, lost 80% of the blood in his body and once again had a near death experience.

In 1970, George had three time shift experiences on the streets of San Francisco and the Presidio.  In his first experience, he was standing at First & Mission at a news vendor when the air shimmered, like heat coming off asphalt.  Everything changed in front of him - clothes, cars, people, including his own clothes.  The news vendor had changed and around the kiosk were 13 different San Francisco papers.  He looked at one of the papers and the date was Sept 6, 1941 with the headline "Japanese War Fears" or something to that effect.  After two minutes, the air shimmered again, and he was back.  During his Presidio experience, he once again saw the air shimmer and witnessed gunnery practice.   

In addition to these experiences, George has also seen the ghosts of his father, mother and his cats.  His mother was a psychic and George also has a six sense of knowing when things are wrong.

As a young cadet at the age of 14 in the Civil Air Patrol, during a Search and Rescue mission he witnessed a silver almond shaped UFO overhead.  He has described this UFO as three football fields long. 

==Broadcasting Career==
In 2011, George embarked on a career path of creating his own podcasts to talk about life and the paranormal.  He discusses all topics, gives weekly NFL picks and also discusses his time spent online in various forum boards such as BellGab, where he has a thread dedicated to his show with over 30,000 views as of December 4, 2014.  He has done critical videos of George Noory and Art Bell, even though he regularly corresponds with Noory, Bell, Richard C. Hoagland and others in the paranormal broadcast industry. 

Soon George will be involved in broadcasting on The GabCast, a weekly radio program hosted on UFOShip.com.  There are also rumors circulating that George will be a regular guest on Art Bell's new show when he returns from his Sirius Dark Matter contract non-compete on the Dark Matter Radio Network.

==Controversy==
In late November 2014, George became embroiled in a heated YouTube Feud with the infamous Casio Dark Moon, who is well known at the BellGab forum and a constant troll of the Joseph Martelli YouTube channel. 

[RealCool Daddio]

Depends. Night or day shift? Pants or shorts?

Based on his palor, I'm guessing night shift in a muumuu.

[b_dubb]

It would be so awesome to go back in time to 1970 and meet Classic Falkie

I would try to resist showing him this video on my iPad but probably would anyway...
http://youtu.be/075uh0GdfHo
And he probably would be too distracted by the iPad itself to notice the vision of Christmas future playing on it.

later that night Falkie could be heard to say "It puts the lotion on or it gets the hose"

[Curandero81]

I am new to the forum and would like to say hello. I also notice and therefore have a question regarding use of profanity, ie. I assume it is allowed and tolerated as a form of free speech. I personally would prefer not to engage in such use and respectfully request replies directed toward me please not use. Respectfully, Curandero81

[bateman]

I am new to the forum and would like to say hello. I also notice and therefore have a question regarding use of profanity, ie. I assume it is allowed and tolerated as a form of free speech. I personally would prefer not to engage in such use and respectfully request replies directed toward me please not use. Respectfully, Curandero81

The fuck did you just say?

[Curandero81]

Is that a question ?

[MV/Liberace!]

I'm going to post here what I think is the most comprehensive Falkie information to date.  As it was the start of his wikipedia page, I know he wants this information public.    Unfortunately wikipedia did not consider the page to be relevant, given that there were no "credible sources" writing about Falkie.    That is ... yet.   For now, this wall of text will be a work in progress.  Feel free to comment on the issues, story and controversy within.

i don't think wikipedia accepts forum posts as source material for articles.

[b_dubb]

Is that a question ?

Read the Terms of Service ("Rules" link in the menu).  Follow them.  There's no rule about profanity.  Welcome to BellGab. Post often.

[area51drone]

i don't think wikipedia accepts forum posts as source material for articles.

You're right, but they should!!  Falkie and I spent over an hour coming up with that content.  The stories The Guy From Pittsburgh can tell!

[paladin1991]

I am new to the forum and would like to say hello. I also notice and therefore have a question regarding use of profanity, ie. I assume it is allowed and tolerated as a form of free speech. I personally would prefer not to engage in such use and respectfully request replies directed toward me please not use. Respectfully, Curandero81

Well fuck me to tears, we have a new guy!

[Curandero81]

Well fuck me to tears, we have a new guy!
(Actually that sounds like something a guy might hear as he enters prison, is that where you heard it ??)
Did it bring you to tears ? I mean being someone's new bitch ?

[area51drone]

The Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

Someone please remix this with the Falkie and Kathy video.

[Bart Ell]

The Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

Someone please remix this with the Falkie and Kathy video.

But that isn't Hit Me With Your Best Shot

[paladin1991]

Well fuck me to tears, we have a new guy!
(Actually that sounds like something a guy might hear as he enters prison, is that where you heard it ??)
Did it bring you to tears ? I mean being someone's new bitch ?

I think you are going to fit in here, juuuust fine, new guy.

[Curandero81]

Read the Terms of Service ("Rules" link in the menu).  Follow them.  There's no rule about profanity.  Welcome to BellGab. Post often.
Thank you for this information, as I mentioned I am new and appreciate any help or suggestions. It is not my intent to offend or upset anyone, however when necessary I too am quite capable to go from "gentleman to ghetto" in zero flat. No harm no foul, simply and exchange of free speech. I am able to understand some feel the need of "different vocabulary" in order to express themselves.

[Curandero81]

"I think you are going to fit in here, juuuust fine, new guy."
THANK YOU, I appreciate that !!!