The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[WhiteCrow]

George is right to yell to us.  We laggards have let him down on his important birthday.  I only showed up with a lowly cake.  Shame!

[Keyser Söze]

It is amusing to think of George going off to the bus stop in a huff because someone (a subscriber perhaps) suggested that he head over to the crime scene.   He's mad because not only are his subscribers not pitching in financially to his fantasies, they aren't even watching his videos. 

Besides, I think it would be a hilarious concept, a newshound hero who doesn't have a car, has to take the bus to the crime scene.   It would be all over by the time he got there, but he would interview folks in the area anyway.   Maybe they would know something, maybe not.  He could make a comment like..."I can still smell the cordite in the air."   Maybe he could dress like a half-assed superhero too.   At least THAT would be mildly interesting/entertaining.  Why couldn't he pull it off?  He's a classically trained actor.  He played the part of Snoopy for Christ's sake.

Because Senda is a FAILURE, Falkie has failed at everything he has attempted to do. 
He should be in a Fail Army Video Compilation.

[Lilith]

OMG Poor George has the WRONG PayPal link in his video description!

https://youtu.be/-oKvlgcIPpQ

What if we've ALL been sending birthday money to the WRONG GEORGE?? (See attached. That's where the link goes. 😰

OMFG!!!

[Walks_At_Night]

OMFG!!!

Niczewicz is a stinkin' genius!  Wonder if he intercepted that 5 grand that Norm sent?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

OMFG!!!

So what does Sipowitz need the money for?

[whoozit]

Has the headline "Police standoff with an armed unarmed man" ever been written?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Niczewicz is a stinkin' genius!

I wonder if he made it to Starbucks, Ihop, Denny's, Cinnabon, Red Robin, StoneCold Creamery, Godiva Chocolate, and Rasputin's BEFORE Falkie?

[WhiteCrow]

I wonder if he made it to Starbucks, Ihop, Denny's, Cinnabon, Red Robin, StoneCold Creamery, Godiva Chocolate, and Rasputin's BEFORE Falkie?

and finish cleaning the kitchen....what a day!

[WhiteCrow]

Falkie ranted at length about why he needs a car, and the reasons people don't take the bus. 

George is right and I agree with him.
Many years ago when my car needed repairs.  I took a bus.. it took twice as long.
I never took a bus again.

[WOTR]

By the Beard of Falkie is my new go to curse.

I think I am going to try to work that into a conversation next week just to see if anybody even looks at me funny.  I have a meeting that I think I can manage it (and the more people around, the less likely anybody will speak up out of fear of looking stupid.) 

"By the beard of Falkie, it has been a long winter!" will be heard by several people next week. 

[Keyser Söze]

Falkie ranted at length about why he needs a car, and the reasons people don't take the bus. 

He should make a video about the benefits of getting up every day and going to work, perhaps then he's understand why he doesn't have a car and why he doesn't deserve one.

Falkie needs a bike with a basket on front.
IMO if Senda had a car he would drive without insurance.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Falkie needs a bike with a basket on front.
IMO if Senda had a car he would drive without insurance.

Perfect!   Perfect idea!   A newshound hero has no car, hates the bus, rides his bike (with basket) to the crime scene for the story.  Think of all the benefits of this idea.   

[WhiteCrow]

Falkie needs a bike with a basket on front.
IMO if Senda had a car he would drive without insurance.

Simple solution..

Until 2019 and George gets a Toyota Highlander...

George can take an Uber to breaking news stories.

[whoozit]

I want to send Falkie one of those fake winning lottery tickets.  I won't though because watching his video bitching about it would make me sad.

[SnapT]

George is right and I agree with him.
Many years ago when my car needed repairs.  I took a bus.. it took twice as long.
I never took a bus again.

Why is Falkie in such a hurry?

[Norm]

Why is Falkie in such a hurry?

Must be from the days he was a short order cook. Ya gotta be fast if you gonna last.

[FallenSeraph]

I think I am going to try to work that into a conversation next week just to see if anybody even looks at me funny.  I have a meeting that I think I can manage it (and the more people around, the less likely anybody will speak up out of fear of looking stupid.) 

"By the beard of Falkie, it has been a long winter!" will be heard by several people next week. 

This brought me joy. 😁

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Must be from the days he was a short order cook. Ya gotta be fast if you gonna last.

This mantra no truer than when Falkie, with a quick hand, grabbed the barrel of the .44 Automag that punk pulled on him back when he was peddling smut.

[bateman]

We all got dreams, yeah?  Don't matter if you're 6.5 or 65.  I'm curious what it will take for Falkie to realize all his?   The bottom line? 

Chinese container house $3,000.00 or approx 21,000 Yuan

Another 2 containers to keep all Falkie's high-end collectables clean, dry.  $2,000

Land to put it on (scrub land will do..no grass...Falkie has allergies).   What would a modest lot cost the Falkster?   $50,000?  It is California.

Set-up costs (Water, other utilities, etc.)  $6,000

Decent used Toyota Hybrid 50-70K miles:  $12,000

All of his shit out of pawn (GoPro, silver, god knows what else).  $2,000

Wedding ring for Kathy (make her an honest woman)...3-4X monthly salary taxpayer gift. $3,000

2 more containers for all her shit:  $2,000

All the things I am not thinking about:  $5,000

Total:  $85,000

Add 20% because everything costs 20% more than you think it does:  $17,000

Grand total:  $103,000

Falk grifts..er...earns between $900 and a grand every month.   If I remember correctly, after rent and other bills, he has $600 left over for food/other expenses.  If he cuts the fat out out his budget, let's say he could save $250.00/month.  $103,000/$3,000 savings per year.   It will take George somewhere in the neighborhood of 34 years to save the money.   He would be 99 years old.  This is quite possible for a guy who has cheated death a few times already.  But wait!  If Kathy wants in on this dream and contribute the same amount, it will take 17 years.  Of course, if all Falkie's haters and trolls kicked in a few bucks, he could accomplish *HIS* dream a lot sooner.  Of course, you are all a bunch of a-holes so that will never happen. 

The law probably prohibits it, but maybe he could use some of his SSDI money sell some of his knick knacks and doo dads and learn to trade options on margin. There's even a Dummies book for it.

[Walks_At_Night]

The law probably prohibits it, but maybe he could use some of his SSDI money sell some of his knick knacks and doo dads and learn to trade options on margin. There's even a Dummies book for it.

One hell of an idea!   Too bad the Pits are pretty much gone now.  Falkie's bulk and presumably smell would have made him a natural.

[bateman]

One hell of an idea!   Too bad the Pits are pretty much gone now.  Falkie's bulk and presumably smell would have made him a natural.

Oh, he could do it right from Casa Senda.

http://www.investopedia.com/articles/professionals/052113/day-life-day-trader.asp

"Unlimited profits"!

[bateman]

One hell of an idea!   Too bad the Pits are pretty much gone now.  Falkie's bulk and presumably smell would have made him a natural.

I also suggested he start up a hedge fund once (Senda Asset Management) but for some reason that idea didn't take.

[Happier Times are Coming]

George,
HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY !
I hope you get what you DESERVE WISHED FOR !

[Happier Times are Coming]

George,
There is a guy down the road from you, a Dr. Bruce Damer, that could be your twin brother !
He is smart and well educated like you !
He saves everything like you !
(even old Apples...autographed)
Hey,
Get with the man an conduct an interview, after you research his life, and who knows DOORS MAY OPEN !
I know him and really think you two would hit it off !

[Inglorious Bitch]

George is right and I agree with him.
Many years ago when my car needed repairs.  I took a bus.. it took twice as long.
I never took a bus again.

What are those brown spots on his fingers? Doody?

[Dateline]

I am serious.  One of yous in Cali needs to have a birthday cake delivered to the ole guy.  Just think how many hours of laughs and entertainment he has provided you and this forum.

You could have one of those dancing hula girls put on the top if it.  That is as close as he will get to someone jumping out of his cake.

[Norm]

What are those brown spots on his fingers? Doody?

Hmm..brown spots on left hand might be normal, poor anal hygiene and all but maybe an injury or blister required right hand assist, just never know until we get a stool sample.

[paladin1991]

STFU.  You don't wanna celebrate George being on this Earth for 65 years?   There are plenty of folk lined up to honor him on his special day.  He will go to:

Starbucks:  Free cup of coffee and piece of lemon cake, plus the possibility to glare at all the peachfuzz he can take in.

Denny's:  Free grand slam breakfast

Red Robin:  Free hamburger and steak fries

Ihop:  Free stack of pancakes, although he is not sure he can eat a Grand Slam and a stack of pancakes (are we taking bets here)?

StoneCold Creamery:  Free icecream

Buffalo Wildwings:  Free wings

Rasputin's:  Didn't specify what was free here

Cinnabon:  Free minibon  (Stick this right in your ass, Gunny)

Godiva Chocolates:  Free $10 gift card for Kathy (Go to hell if the haters don't like it that George pampers his girl).


Now, did any of you $#@^ haters and trolls recognize the key word here?  FREE!

Plus it sounds like someone may have sent him fifty bucks to boot.

Now, S.T.F.U.

Hey, Blow Job McGrubby.  Thanks for the heads up on all the free shit the Fat One can eat on his bday.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Hey, Blow Job McGrubby.  Thanks for the heads up on all the free shit the Fat One can eat on his bday.

No problem Gunny...I'll bet Falk  was thinking of you as he horked down that cinnabon.  Heh heh.   

[Happier Times are Coming]

STFU.  You don't wanna celebrate George being on this Earth for 65 years?   There are plenty of folk lined up to honor him on his special day.  He will go to:

Starbucks:  Free cup of coffee and piece of lemon cake, plus the possibility to glare at all the peachfuzz he can take in.

Denny's:  Free grand slam breakfast

Red Robin:  Free hamburger and steak fries

Ihop:  Free stack of pancakes, although he is not sure he can eat a Grand Slam and a stack of pancakes (are we taking bets here)?

StoneCold Creamery:  Free icecream

Buffalo Wildwings:  Free wings

Rasputin's:  Didn't specify what was free here

Cinnabon:  Free minibon  (Stick this right in your ass, Gunny)

Godiva Chocolates:  Free $10 gift card for Kathy (Go to hell if the haters don't like it that George pampers his girl).


Now, did any of you $#@^ haters and trolls recognize the key word here?  FREE!

Plus it sounds like someone may have sent him fifty bucks to boot.

Now, S.T.F.U.

I really really hope George was able to pay all of these businesses a visit !
I hope they are ALL thankful to George for stopping by to enjoy their hospitality (as we all know George's video reviews will generate business ! (Who knows.. they may offer a weekly freebie ...once they realize they financial return)
George,
I do hope you did a video while enjoying your freebie !