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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2017, 03:38:10 PM
Just got home from work.  So it seems as if the Mystery of the Purloined Onion is still not totally solved?

He found his Precious he did............  It was a  birthday present it was



There's a lot of purloining going on where Senda's concerned.

bateman

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2017, 05:53:39 AM
It's still early in the month so it's time for a good old fashioned haul video.  Neighbor has been coerced into cleaning his pad, a tomato has gone MIA, how ice cubes work is a mystery, cuticles are horrific looking, glasses are fixed up and since Kathy will be visiting a can of Vienna Sausages just for her.  Oh and some useless crap.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 03, 2017, 06:31:53 AM
Also, when he drinks his water the ice cubes melt and dilute it. He is going to buy Kathy an egg when it goes on sale. Plus it was a big day, he found a bottle and an onion on his way home.

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2017, 12:52:05 PM
Since he stole a walker from downstairs last week, the poor soul Probably needed to make two trips - they probably figured nobody would steal their onions while the fought to catch their breath.

This is why we need Martinez Tonight! How can the casual fan keep up with all these developments?

whoozit

Wasn't there a book The Pilfered Purple (or Red) Onion

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2017, 05:53:39 AM
... a tomato has gone MIA...

Check the book bag, it may be in there gushed up against another Noory book

MAX

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2017, 12:11:21 PM
Man on the spot. Breaking news.

Murder suicide - but they are still looking for the active shooter???   

Finger on the pulse Falkie

https://youtu.be/CCmuQCWxefo

Hey, he changed his shirt and retaped his glasses what the fuckin else do you want from the big guy?

Quote from: bateman⭐️ on May 03, 2017, 03:47:19 PM
This is why we need Martinez Tonight! How can the casual fan keep up with all these developments?

You bet!  I am totally in the dark on the acquisition of the Walker

GravitySucks

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on May 03, 2017, 06:27:30 PM
You bet!  I am totally in the dark on the acquisition of the Walker

He holds it up at the start of one of the videos. It is one of those 4 legged things that fold up.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 03, 2017, 01:05:02 PM
Is this like the time he came upon a lending library and took all the books home for himself?Am I a bad person for wanting to throat punch Senda?

Yes.. but it probably wouldn't do any harm to The Big Guy... After all...you're a girl.

https://youtu.be/OImp3hoSR3M


Quote from: GravitySucks on May 03, 2017, 12:52:05 PM
Since he stole a walker from downstairs last week, the poor soul Probably needed to make two trips - they probably figured nobody would steal their onions while the fought to catch their breath.

George "Beggar Boy" Senda adds a walker to his "pity props", now he has a walker, broken glasses and hungry kitties. Will crutches and a wheelchair be next?  Here's an idea for Falkie, a handicapped cat donation scam  ...  "Muh kitty needs $5000 for an operation, will you please help him walk again?"



3OctaveFart

Anyone who donates should just light the money on fire. It serves the same purpose.

Senda is supposed to be saving for a Chinese container house and he's buying Reagan-era books about the Chinese military.

The next purchase should be a piggy bank.

The Master discusses his latest purchase, gives us a Ratty Patty update (SPOILER ALERT: a buffet was involved), and talks about doing his laundry this evening.

http://youtu.be/oeqObRgHw3s


Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on May 04, 2017, 12:06:22 AM
The Master discusses his latest purchase, gives us a Ratty Patty update (SPOILER ALERT: a buffet was involved), and talks about doing his laundry this evening....

And solves another math problem that has baffled computer users from the beginning



bateman

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on May 04, 2017, 12:06:22 AM
The Master discusses his latest purchase, gives us a Ratty Patty update (SPOILER ALERT: a buffet was involved), and talks about doing his laundry this evening.

http://youtu.be/oeqObRgHw3s

"They used to have all you can eat lobster, but now you only get one lobster tail"

I wonder if he and Kathy had anything to do with that policy change.

Quote from: bateman⭐️ on May 04, 2017, 09:15:41 AM
"They used to have all you can eat lobster, but now you only get one lobster tail"

I wonder if he and Kathy had anything to do with that policy change.

There's a picture of Senda and Kathy posted at the cashier of every buffet place.

GravitySucks

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on May 04, 2017, 12:06:22 AM
The Master discusses his latest purchase, gives us a Ratty Patty update (SPOILER ALERT: a buffet was involved), and talks about doing his laundry this evening.

http://youtu.be/oeqObRgHw3s

How long will it take for the EmVeeNanoCamsâ,,¢ to populate a 6' lightning cable?

In the fun with nature video Falkie tells us that he got to pet a cougar. big deal, I have done that.

Lots of heavy petting in the back of a bar.

Lilith

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 04, 2017, 10:06:43 AM
How long will it take for the EmVeeNanoCamsâ,,¢ to populate a 6' lightning cable?

You realize that we can't reveal that on a public forum.

Right?  ::)

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on May 03, 2017, 01:05:02 PM
Is this like the time he came upon a lending library and took all the books home for himself? Am I a bad person for wanting to throat punch Senda?

The most Senda part of that event was that he already had read all of the books. They were young adult books set out to possibly encourage a new reader but Senda saw them and grabbed them all to give away as gifts someday.

He did not even want them, but they were free.

GravitySucks

Quote from: brig on May 04, 2017, 12:57:19 PM
You realize that we can't reveal that on a public forum.

Right?  ::)

Right! My bad.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 04, 2017, 01:03:49 PM
The most Senda part of that event was that he already had read all of the books.

Why am I not surprised?

GravitySucks

The sad part is he paid $17 for his new cable.  I bought this 3 pack of 10' cables for $13, and now they are down to $11.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XGX7KTT/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


What I have found about these braided cables, is that the cables do last longer, but eventually the gold contacts on the Lightning connector wear away or the male tip breaks off. I have 4 Tech Armor cables that are useless because of that. They are supposed to have a lifetime warranty, so I need to round them up and send them back.

whoozit

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on May 04, 2017, 01:03:49 PM
He did not even want them, but they were free.
Fuck Falkie with a gigantic Saguaro dipped in Sriracha.

Kolchak

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 04, 2017, 01:24:27 PM
The sad part is he paid $17 for his new cable.  I bought this 3 pack of 10' cables for $13, and now they are down to $11.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XGX7KTT/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


What I have found about these braided cables, is that the cables do last longer, but eventually the gold contacts on the Lightning connector wear away or the male tip breaks off. I have 4 Tech Armor cables that are useless because of that. They are supposed to have a lifetime warranty, so I need to round them up and send them back.

Anker usually makes good stuff. I swear by their portable chargers. But you shouldn't have to spend that much for a cable. When I worked at Target in college (electronics section) I would routinely tell people not to spend money on $30 HDMI cords and to buy one online. Management hated me.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 04, 2017, 01:24:27 PM
The sad part is he paid $17 for his new cable.  I bought this 3 pack of 10' cables for $13, and now they are down to $11.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B06XGX7KTT/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1


What I have found about these braided cables, is that the cables do last longer, but eventually the gold contacts on the Lightning connector wear away or the male tip breaks off. I have 4 Tech Armor cables that are useless because of that. They are supposed to have a lifetime warranty, so I need to round them up and send them back.


How dare you talk about the Big Guy like that!

3OctaveFart

Senda will be blissfully unaffected by the new health-care legislation, despite his myriad 'pre-existing conditions'.

He and Kathy already use the emergency room as a GP. There will be fewer Mexicans for the fat pantload to tangle with, but then there's going to be everyone else.

Norm

Quote from: whoozit on May 04, 2017, 01:25:08 PM
Fuck Falkie with a gigantic Saguaro dipped in Sriracha.

You make me hungry for a bowl of re-fried falkie gabagool.

Norm

Quote from: GravitySucks on May 04, 2017, 10:06:43 AM
How long will it take for the EmVeeNanoCamsâ,,¢ to populate a 6' lightning cable?

Considering they will self-replicate and position themselves in critical locations completely oblivious to detection I would estimate time to live could be as short as 2 hours depending on charge activity.

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