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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

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Total Members Voted: 1936

paladin1991

Quote from: ©StarrMountain® 2010 on April 27, 2017, 05:21:21 PM
I know.  He pays me to clean his basement once a month.  He doesn't pay me enough.  Why don't I quit?  Cause then I'd be the next BellGabber in chains (however, I know where the key is, and how to get out.  Heh, heh). ;D

What's your 'safe' word.

Quote from: Bobby McPuddbutter on April 27, 2017, 04:49:41 PM
Aren't you the one who named my dick "Smells Like Teen Spirit"?
Be careful, you know Falkie twitches to anything teenaged. Also, are you admitting to having a stench associated with your undercarriage?

WOTR

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on April 25, 2017, 09:41:20 PM
...go to the local Humane Society. You can read their online profiles and really find a cat that is a fit for you.

https://www.cchumane.org/adoptable-cats/#sl_embed&page=shelterluv_wrap_cats%252Favailable_pets%252F168%253Fspecies%253DCat

I like Harry Potter, he seems like a nice little guy.
I think that is one of the things about this site (and even this thread) that makes me smile... People do actually care.  Hopefully somebody puts that under a Kathys corner video where she will see it and consider it...

Has Senda set up a "Cremate the Cat" fund yet?

WOTR

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 25, 2017, 09:52:32 AM
...I'm thinking about hiring him to come down and deal with this guy who lives down the block. He drives an old truck which sounds like it doesn't have an exhaust on it at all.  Bastard comes down the block at 4:30 every morning on his way to work...
Perhaps George can explain different ways to scam the system and grift to this sucker who actually works?  Suddenly, there would no longer be any reason for this guy to get out of bed before noon.  ;)

Lilith

OMG, wait till you see why George cant get his new solar keyboard to work.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Ta4j1dp3Y

whoozit

Quote from: brig on April 28, 2017, 03:21:17 AM
OMG, wait till you see why George cant get his new solar keyboard to work.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....
Let me guess before I watch.  Is it because he's an idiot?

Lilith

Quote from: whoozit on April 28, 2017, 03:38:49 AM
Let me guess before I watch.  Is it because he's an idiot?

I wanted to yell at him through the computer screen...

Is that over reacting?

Instead, I put a comment under the video, saying Happy Birthday, and that yes, putting that little thing in a usb port on his computer, would probably make the keyboard work.

whoozit

I don't think Boop was responsible for the fleas at Patty's place.  I think George gave the fleas to Kathy when she visited and she brought them to Patty's.  Clean up your hovel George!  And not only for the annual inspection that never happens, keep it clean.

SergeantMajor

Quote from: brig on April 28, 2017, 03:21:17 AM
OMG, wait till you see why George cant get his new solar keyboard to work.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Ta4j1dp3Y

Careful George, pride goeth before the fall. Also, Im not sure when your next cast is since you indicated April 2 2017.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 27, 2017, 09:21:29 PM
Also, are you admitting to having a stench associated with your undercarriage?

No stench involved there sweetpea.  It smells like...victory.

Lilith

Quote from: Sergeant Major on April 28, 2017, 06:18:01 AM
Careful George, pride goeth before the fall. Also, Im not sure when your next cast is since you indicated April 2 2017.

Well, changing the time to 11PM Eastern, is probably going to put me out of the live viewing audience, so I will probably only be listening to the shows that get good reviews on this thread the next day.

whoozit

Is he ever going to trim that mop growing from his face?  This is a rhetorical question.

Quote from: brig on April 28, 2017, 03:21:17 AM
OMG, wait till you see why George cant get his new solar keyboard to work.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31Ta4j1dp3Y

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GUY FROM PITTSBURGH!!!!

All of you haters, liars, fools, and detractors who predicted the man would "stroke out" and die were wrong!  The Master's vitality and virility have never been stronger as he passes this significant milestone.  Congratulations, George!

I'm grateful for the shout out I got in this video.  I also can't wait until the day that George - without Kathy - can drive HIS car around while listening to Mr. Noory.  May all of your dreams and wishes come true, The Master!  Visualize it as a reality with your third-eye abilities, and it will come to pass!

GLORY!!!

Lilith

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on April 28, 2017, 06:57:24 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GUY FROM PITTSBURGH!!!!

All of you haters, liars, fools, and detractors who predicted the man would "stroke out" and die were wrong!  The Master's vitality and virility have never been stronger as he passes this significant milestone.  Congratulations, George!

I'm grateful for the shout out I got in this video.  I also can't wait until the day that George - without Kathy - can drive HIS car around while listening to Mr. Noory.  May all of your dreams and wishes come true, The Master!  Visualize it as a reality with your third-eye abilities, and it will come to pass!

GLORY!!!

Praise MV!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: brig on April 28, 2017, 06:39:46 AM
Well, changing the time to 11PM Eastern, is probably going to put me out of the live viewing audience, so I will probably only be listening to the shows that get good reviews on this thread the next day.

How are you defining good?

Lilith

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on April 28, 2017, 07:42:04 AM
How are you defining good?

Lots of "I'm an idiot, and don't even know it" moments, and frequent discussion about bellgab and bellgabbers.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: brig on April 28, 2017, 08:06:15 AM
Lots of "I'm an idiot, and don't even know it" moments, and frequent discussion about bellgab and bellgabbers.

Maybe AB will try to call again?

whoozit

That definition is straight from the Oxford dictionary.



WhiteCrow

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!

65 years young!  Congrats!

Hope your "senior" years are also your productive  Golden Years...

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on April 28, 2017, 08:14:47 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!

65 years young!  Congrats!

Hope your "senior" years are also your productive  Golden Years...

Is that it? He needs a far bigger cake than that. Would hardly feed a dead cat.

Quote from: Yorkshire Pud on April 28, 2017, 08:24:58 AM
Is that it? He needs a far bigger cake than that. Would hardly feed a dead cat.
Senda does not share his food. Not even with a dead cat.

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on April 28, 2017, 08:14:47 AM


Hope your "senior" years are also your productive  Golden Years...
If by "productive" you mean "load on society", then yes.

Norm

Quote from: whoozit on April 28, 2017, 06:41:29 AM
Is he ever going to trim that mop growing from his face?  This is a rhetorical question.

What? And force a family of fleas and ticks into homelessness? We can't have that!


Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on April 28, 2017, 06:57:24 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GUY FROM PITTSBURGH!!!!

...  I also can't wait until the day that George - without Kathy - can drive HIS car around while listening to Mr. Noory.  May all of your dreams and wishes come true...

It's not a dream, he has a plan.  And you left out the part about him pulling up to the pawn shops and redeeming his possessions.

ponyboysunset

Hey who is conducting auditions for this season's roles? What happened to fifi? Will we ever find out? :)

SredniVashtar

Quote from: White Crow 🌔🌓🌒🌚 on April 28, 2017, 08:14:47 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEORGE!

65 years young!  Congrats!

Hope your "senior" years are also your productive  Golden Years...

When you think of all the people that died before their time, yet that fat bag of shit is waddling and grifting through his seventh decade. Fuck Senda with a blowtorch.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 28, 2017, 11:35:11 AM
When you think of all the people that died before their time, yet that fat bag of shit is waddling and grifting through his seventh decade. Fuck Senda with a blowtorch.

STFU.  You don't wanna celebrate George being on this Earth for 65 years?   There are plenty of folk lined up to honor him on his special day.  He will go to:

Starbucks:  Free cup of coffee and piece of lemon cake, plus the possibility to glare at all the peachfuzz he can take in.

Denny's:  Free grand slam breakfast

Red Robin:  Free hamburger and steak fries

Ihop:  Free stack of pancakes, although he is not sure he can eat a Grand Slam and a stack of pancakes (are we taking bets here)?

StoneCold Creamery:  Free icecream

Buffalo Wildwings:  Free wings

Rasputin's:  Didn't specify what was free here

Cinnabon:  Free minibon  (Stick this right in your ass, Gunny)

Godiva Chocolates:  Free $10 gift card for Kathy (Go to hell if the haters don't like it that George pampers his girl).


Now, did any of you $#@^ haters and trolls recognize the key word here?  FREE!

Plus it sounds like someone may have sent him fifty bucks to boot.

Now, S.T.F.U.



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