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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1294 (66.7%)
No
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Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 11, 2017, 08:57:26 AM
No shortage of cheese either if Kathy has a yeast infection.


SV has ruined you...He's a bad influence on all of us.

Jackstar

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 11, 2017, 08:51:01 AM
asking for donations is pretty sad


... why do you hate money? I don't get it. A paywall is the most honest expression of pure love.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 11, 2017, 05:27:03 AM
Dunno.   What I do know is now I am pulling Ads telling me not to eat fruit



Guess Kielbasa is better

That's one hell of a large banana.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 11, 2017, 08:58:48 AM

SV has ruined you...He's a bad influence on all of us.
It was DPS that corrupted him.


Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2017, 08:49:42 AM
When Our Sweet 'n Slow Kathy is around, there's no need to add yeast to the dough.  She just slams a fistful into her cooter and then after a minute scoops it out and adds it to the remaining dough.  Now, I'm not sure if that is a natural rising dough or unnatural.  But with that application, there is no need to add anchovies to the finished product.
OMG !
I remember one of "those food prep gone terribly wrong"..
where a gal in the kitchen took an "extra step" to flavor a customer's hotdog...
yea, she stuck it way up her cooter...
from the effort spent retrieving it...
I thought she almost "lost it"...

that was bad, butt to imagine slow Kathy doing that is well...
(I never thought I would think this....butt, I think I would pass on her pizza and go for a hotdog..)


paladin1991

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 11, 2017, 08:51:01 AM
Down right offense if you ask me. I mean seriously first of all begging asking for donations is pretty sad then on top of it to be told it wasn't enough or a joke? Yeah...talk about not appreciating what you have.

Oh, PBS.  Certainly I don't have to remind you of the time I was btwn paychecks and I sent in 5 buxx to the Save the brontasauras  Our Sweet Kathy fund?  I was going to send in 100 buxx more on my next payday.  senda changed my donation record to 'anonymous' and then proceeded to berate me, ridicule me over the 5 buxx.  He went to Cinnabon with my 5 buxx and had himself a 'bon and a coffee.  He then continued with his taunts about how I didn't even have 5 buxx to take my own daughter to Cinnabon. 

Oh well.  You try to help some ppl.  Hey!  I have a great idea!  When you and I finally meet on one of your book signing tours, let's go out to the local Cinnabon.  We'll order up a box of 'bons and a tanker of coffee.  We'll YouTube ourselves sharing it with absolute strangers and have each of them tell senda thru sugary cinnamon smeared lips, 'Fuck You, senda!'  An instant YouTube classic.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 11, 2017, 09:07:14 AM
A new grifting opportunity for Senda?

https://youtu.be/fYs33oLd9m8

That might work, except how do you hide the 400 pound body? There's no carriage/pram big enough.

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2017, 09:09:07 AM
We'll YouTube ourselves sharing it with absolute strangers and have each of them tell senda thru sugary cinnamon smeared lips, 'Fuck You, senda!'  An instant YouTube classic.

I would upvote that.


paladin1991

Quote from: Happier Times are Coming on September 11, 2017, 09:05:26 AM
OMG !
I remember one of "those food prep gone terribly wrong"..
where a gal in the kitchen took an "extra step" to flavor a customer's hotdog...
yea, she stuck it way up her cooter...
from the effort spent retrieving it...
I thought she almost "lost it"...

that was bad, butt to imagine slow Kathy doing that is well...
(I never thought I would think this....butt, I think I would pass on her pizza and go for down on a twitchy hotdog..)

I think this is really what you meant.

ponyboysunset

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2017, 09:09:07 AM
Oh, PBS.  Certainly I don't have to remind you of the time I was btwn paychecks and I sent in 5 buxx to the Save the brontasauras  Our Sweet Kathy fund?  I was going to send in 100 buxx more on my next payday.  senda changed my donation record to 'anonymous' and then proceeded to berate me, ridicule me over the 5 buxx.  He went to Cinnabon with my 5 buxx and had himself a 'bon and a coffee.  He then continued with his taunts about how I didn't even have 5 buxx to take my own daughter to Cinnabon. 

Oh well.  You try to help some ppl.  Hey!  I have a great idea!  When you and I finally meet on one of your book signing tours, let's go out to the local Cinnabon.  We'll order up a box of 'bons and a tanker of coffee.  We'll YouTube ourselves sharing it with absolute strangers and have each of them tell senda thru sugary cinnamon smeared lips, 'Fuck You, senda!'  An instant YouTube classic.
I sure do remember when that happened. I was like seriously this guy is bitching because someone dared not to send him enough money?  And oh, I wish I could get a book tour but alas I remain a struggling artist with a regular 9-5 job. I do charge for my books but have never asked for donations nor would I.

Edit: Said Cinnabon video idea could go viral. lol

paladin1991

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 11, 2017, 09:10:05 AM
That might work, except how do you hide the 400 pound body? There's no carriage/pram big enough.

In several prams.  If you get my drift. ;)


paladin1991

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 11, 2017, 09:14:02 AM
I sure do remember when that happened. I was like seriously this guy is bitching because someone dared not to send him enough money?  And oh, I wish I could get a book tour but alas I remain a struggling artist with a regular 9-5 job. I do charge for my books but have never asked for donations nor would I.

Edit: Said Cinnabon video idea could go viral. lol

Hmmm.  No donations.  Perhaps you could get that court order lifted and I could send a some bodily fluids 'contributions?'

paladin1991

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 11, 2017, 09:16:16 AM
Yeah, me and Trump.
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But I've never seen Trump slap his hands to  the sides of his head, forcing his own head down onto the banana.  Don't get me wrong it's cute when you do it.

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2017, 09:18:48 AM


But I've never seen Trump slap his hands to  the sides of his head, forcing his own head down onto the banana.  Don't get me wrong it's cute when you do it.

LOL, you bastard. I told you never to repeat that.

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2017, 09:16:39 AM
Hmmm.  No donations.  Perhaps you could get that court order lifted and I could send a some bodily fluids 'contributions?'

PBS is not interested in any male contributions, but maybe you could get sweet Kathy to send PBS a "glazed" Cinnabon.

:o :P :-[

ponyboysunset

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 11, 2017, 09:21:20 AM
PBS is not interested in any male contributions, but maybe you could get sweet Kathy to send PBS a "glazed" Cinnabon.

:o :P :-[
I don't care for seafood but thanks for playing. LOL :P

paladin1991

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 11, 2017, 09:21:20 AM
PBS is not interested in any male contributions, but maybe you could get sweet Kathy to send PBS a "glazed" Cinnabon.

:o :P :-[

And just like that.  My Spam and eggs goes to the dogs dish.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 11, 2017, 09:24:28 AM
I don't care for seafood but thanks for playing. LOL :P

I heard this joke over the weekend: A blind man walks past a fish stand and says "Hello, ladies."

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2017, 09:25:22 AM
And just like that.  My Spam and eggs goes to the dogs dish.

LOL, glad I could help keep you on your diet.

ponyboysunset

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 11, 2017, 09:27:44 AM
I heard this joke over the weekend: A blind man walks past a fish stand and says "Hello, ladies."
Heard that one a long time ago. The funny thing is I've never had that experience ever. I have heard that if it does smell like that something is seriously wrong with the woman. And if memory serves didn't Kathy get referred to as the calm that ate Cincinnati? Even if it's true he never should have said that about her. But add that to the list of many things he never should have said.

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 11, 2017, 09:39:06 AM
And if memory serves didn't Kathy get referred to as the calm that ate Cincinnati?

Palladin isn't going to eat for a week.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 11, 2017, 09:25:22 AM
And just like that.  My Spam and eggs goes to the dogs dish.


Oh? Lost your appetite? Pansy.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 11, 2017, 09:39:06 AM
Heard that one a long time ago. The funny thing is I've never had that experience ever. I have heard that if it does smell like that something is seriously wrong with the woman. And if memory serves didn't Kathy get referred to as the calm that ate Cincinnati? Even if it's true he never should have said that about her. But add that to the list of many things he never should have said.


You think?


Quote from: ponyboysunset on September 11, 2017, 09:39:06 AM
Heard that one a long time ago. The funny thing is I've never had that experience ever. I have heard that if it does smell like that something is seriously wrong with the woman. And if memory serves didn't Kathy get referred to as the calm that ate Cincinnati? Even if it's true he never should have said that about her. But add that to the list of many things he never should have said.
it was (is) "The CLAM that ATE Cincinnati"

never did understand what "CLAM" referred to...
help me out here Paladin...

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