The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I still think we ought to consider the hog roast angle, although we'd need one of those fire crews on standby - the ones that tackle oil rigs - in case all that Senda grease proves too combustible.

If you expect Senda to meet you halfway, it won't work. He is incapable of saving money or doing anything to help himself. He'll find some excuse for fucking up again.

Point taken.  Now, I don't wish to further irritate you, but I'd like to make one further suggestion:

What if MudK set up the GoFundMe page as MudKing and Guest?  Senda would have to come up with roughly $55/month toward his portion (to be matched by BG IF he does).  Now, I talked to the kid who delivers the ad paper to houses in our neighborhood (his area between 15th street and Ash).  He told me he clears right about $200/month for roughly 12-15 hours of total work.  Now this kid used to come around for donations for his football equipment when he was chunky, and the coach had him playing on the line.  After delivering those papers for the last couple years, he can afford to purchase his equipment AND he is now playing the safety position (strong side).. He is looking quite svelte!      If George makes it, the guest spot is his.  If he doesn't, he loses what money he put into the fund, and MudK would go with another guest, and George would lose his contribution (it would be considered a donation).  Then after the Con, it would turn into a reconnaissance mission for a day or two? 

[Happier Times are Coming]

My thoughts almost exactly.  I was thinking suffocation with a pillow but I like your idea better. The lucky attendees can roast marshmallows too!

a grease fire 🔥 of the magnitude a Falkie in the burning wicker man would fuel might not appropriate or deemed safe by the local fire marshal for roasting marshmallows...
safety first, you know

[GravitySucks]

Ugh. An image just raced across my mind of Senda squeezed into an assless gimp suit, being vigorously lashed across his bare behind while masturbating furiously.

... refusing to do the google search for assless gimp suit.

Nope.

Not. Going. To. Do. It.

[Roswells, Art]

a grease fire 🔥 of the magnitude a Falkie in the burning wicker man would fuel might not appropriate or deemed safe by the local fire marshal for roasting marshmallows...
safety first, you know

I imagine it would be like those tire fires that you hear about that burn for years.

[GravitySucks]

I imagine it would be like those tire fires that you hear about that burn for years.

Or the Pennsylvania coal fire that has been burning since 1962

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania

[Yorkshire pud]

who or what is holding up the "fat pad" ?

The fat pad isn't the most serious problem....MV? Is this your doing?

[SredniVashtar]

Point taken.  Now, I don't wish to further irritate you, but I'd like to make one further suggestion:

What if MudK set up the GoFundMe page as MudKing and Guest?  Senda would have to come up with roughly $55/month toward his portion (to be matched by BG IF he does).  Now, I talked to the kid who delivers the ad paper to houses in our neighborhood (his area between 15th street and Ash).  He told me he clears right about $200/month for roughly 12-15 hours of total work.  Now this kid used to come around for donations for his football equipment when he was chunky, and the coach had him playing on the line.  After delivering those papers for the last couple years, he can afford to purchase his equipment AND he is now playing the safety position (strong side).. He is looking quite svelte!      If George makes it, the guest spot is his.  If he doesn't, he loses what money he put into the fund, and MudK would go with another guest, and George would lose his contribution (it would be considered a donation).  Then after the Con, it would turn into a reconnaissance mission for a day or two?

First of all, I wouldn't mention that anecdote because it contained the dreaded four letter 'W' word. He'll call you a hater and negotiations will break down immediately. I don't see him agreeing to anything that might imperil his current life as a greedy, goldbricking warthog, and putting himself in a situation where he has to shape up or lose money does just that.

If you manage to persuade him to make an effort of any kind it will be a minor miracle.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I imagine it would be like those tire fires that you hear about that burn for years.

except, my guess would b the EPA would rate a "Falkie in the wicker man fire" as MORE TOXIC as far as the fumes given off...

I wonder if the "Falkie in a wicker man fire" would be visible from the space station ?
(I am guessing if they see the rainforest burning...they would be able to view)

[Happier Times are Coming]

except, my guess would b the EPA would rate a "Falkie in the wicker man fire" as MORE TOXIC as far as the fumes given off...

I wonder if the "Falkie in a wicker man fire" would be visible from the space station ?
(I am guessing if they see the rainforest burning...they would be able to view)

what would be Al Gore's take on the environmental impact ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

wasn't the first chapter in Art's and Whitley's book "The Coming Global Superstorm" devoted to this scenario as the cause ?

upon reflection, perhaps Falkie in a wicker man fire isn't such a good idea ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

... refusing to do the google search for assless gimp suit in size 6XXXXXX

Nope.

Not. Going. To. Do. It.

probably a wise decision

[Rally Squirrel]

Falkie said he wants $1000 because he wants the delux ticket. I just looked at it and it is a huge rip off. (Well the whole thing is but the upcosts are crazy).

$50 gets you in. Fair enough.
For $100 you get guaranteed seating for the events, seems high but not crazy if you really want to make sure you see them.

Then it goes nuts. For an extra $250 you get:
Early access to the vendors. Like he would get there early and could buy stuff.
$30 autograph voucher. Do you know what people charge at cons for them? Tons. So you get one autograph from an unknown person.
Guaranteed premium seating. You can not video tape there and all they do is talk. Being close is not a big deal, they have microphones.
Quicker check in and a tote bag.
All of that nothingness for an extra $250.

For another $200 on top of that you get to go to a party with the stars of Ancient Aliens, who are they even?

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie said he wants $1000 because he wants the delux ticket. I just looked at it and it is a huge rip off. (Well the whole thing is but the upcosts are crazy).

$50 gets you in. Fair enough.
For $100 you get guaranteed seating for the events, seems high but not crazy if you really want to make sure you see them.

Then it goes nuts. For an extra $250 you get:
Early access to the vendors. Like he would get there early and could buy stuff.
$30 autograph voucher. Do you know what people charge at cons for them? Tons. So you get one autograph from an unknown person.
Guaranteed premium seating. You can not video tape there and all they do is talk. Being close is not a big deal, they have microphones.
Quicker check in and a tote bag.
All of that nothingness for an extra $250.

For another $200 on top of that you get to go to a party with the stars of Ancient Aliens, who are they even?

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

I am confident George has conducted an in depth study according to Falkienomics(tm), as is his mandatory prerequisite before making any well thought out purchase, so I say STFU !
you, Sir, are an obvious HATER and TROLL...

LOL

[GravitySucks]

Falkie said he wants $1000 because he wants the delux ticket. I just looked at it and it is a huge rip off. (Well the whole thing is but the upcosts are crazy).

$50 gets you in. Fair enough.
For $100 you get guaranteed seating for the events, seems high but not crazy if you really want to make sure you see them.

Then it goes nuts. For an extra $250 you get:
Early access to the vendors. Like he would get there early and could buy stuff.
$30 autograph voucher. Do you know what people charge at cons for them? Tons. So you get one autograph from an unknown person.
Guaranteed premium seating. You can not video tape there and all they do is talk. Being close is not a big deal, they have microphones.
Quicker check in and a tote bag.
All of that nothingness for an extra $250.

For another $200 on top of that you get to go to a party with the stars of Ancient Aliens, who are they even?

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

Blast from the past...

I asked you guys to help out and you wouldn't do it.
Just got an email from Alien Con now.
Weekend passes are sold out.
Thanks for not helping except for Justin.
The Master is most displeased.

Until further notice, the communiques to the circle will cease.
I am rather put out by this since you allexcdpt for Justin we're pushing me to go and " relax ".
I had $55 saved up and needed $ 79.
It would have taken $8 from 3 of you to get me there.
So much for my disloyal and cheap fans.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Your objection has been lodged Mr. Vashtar.  Perhaps you are right.  But what if we combined the idea of a fundraiser and the concept of incentive for Mr. Senda, like WC had suggested? 

What if George was to earn/save/what-have-you, a portion of the needed funds, then BG would match it? 

What if George was given a financial incentive to improve his health with lifestyle changes, so that by the time Alien Con rolled around, he would be thinner, healthier, happier? 

Senda does not like to work, it is a four letter word to him. He prefers to grift from people with more dollars than sense. He refuses to save because why should he? Some dope will always fund his toys, his CONs, his cable bill, his glasses, etc. He has never had to pay anything out of his own money. His mother supported him till he was in his '40's. He spends the taxpayer gift he gets each month like it's water. He does not have a grateful bone in is body either, so don't expect any thanks. In fact, if you help him, expect to be insulted. Par for the course with that fat piece of shit putz. That and he beats slow Kathy. She is too mentally disabled to move out of the way when those fists come at her. He has admitted to be sexually aroused by little teen aged girls. But people should feel free to give him their hard earned money. It's not like there are any worthy causes on the planet.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Falkie said he wants $1000 because he wants the delux ticket. I just looked at it and it is a huge rip off. (Well the whole thing is but the upcosts are crazy).

That right there says it all. Senda is too good for a $50 ticket. In fact, fuck you if that is all you have to offer him. He needs the red carpet treatment. One thousand dollars or bust. Nothing is too good for King Senda. Nothing. So get to stepping with those donations people.

[Roswells, Art]

Falkie said he wants $1000 because he wants the delux ticket. I just looked at it and it is a huge rip off. (Well the whole thing is but the upcosts are crazy).

$50 gets you in. Fair enough.
For $100 you get guaranteed seating for the events, seems high but not crazy if you really want to make sure you see them.

Then it goes nuts. For an extra $250 you get:
Early access to the vendors. Like he would get there early and could buy stuff.
$30 autograph voucher. Do you know what people charge at cons for them? Tons. So you get one autograph from an unknown person.
Guaranteed premium seating. You can not video tape there and all they do is talk. Being close is not a big deal, they have microphones.
Quicker check in and a tote bag.
All of that nothingness for an extra $250.

For another $200 on top of that you get to go to a party with the stars of Ancient Aliens, who are they even?

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

Don't forget the $19.97 service fee bring the total up to 568.97.

Also I noticed this in the terms you have to agree to before purchasing a ticket:

Photos and videos are permitted, though subject to restrictions. No attendee may sell or profit from photo or video footage taken at the conference in any manner (including from advertisements on online videos) without prior written consent from AlienCon. Any person asked to cease taking photos or videos, or asked to hand over their equipment for holding until the end of the conference, must do so.

[SredniVashtar]

I'm starting to turn around on this idea. If we can get Senda into the Ancient Aliens party to piss off those frauds I consider it money well spent. I envisage a picture of Giorgio Tsoukalos with his hands round Senda's throat.

Take no notice of that bitter slut, Ibby. She tried to crowd fund a trip to DildoCon but didn't meet her target.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I envisage a picture of Giorgio Tsoukalos with his hands round Senda's throat.

That would be truly spectacular.

Take no notice of that bitter slut, Ibby. She tried to crowd fund a trip to DildoCon but didn't meet her target.

I needed $1,000 for the deluxe package, but no one came through. I blame Abram.

[SredniVashtar]

no one came

Did they ask for their money back?

[Open Lines Gerry]

At this hour:

The Master is working feverishly, pulling out all of the stops to handle a situation that should forestall the mysterious Thursday event.

A technician is currently on the scene...

Check back frequently for further updates as this story continues to develop!

Edit:  The technician has departed (12:54 pm pacific), and hopefully his findings will assist George with regard to Thursday.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Did they ask for their money back?

No refunds.

[Yorkshire pud]

At this hour:

The Master is working feverishly, pulling out all of the stops to handle a situation that should forestall the mysterious Thursday event.

A technician is currently on the scene...

Check back frequently for further updates as this story continues to develop!

Edit:  The technician has departed (12:54 pm pacific), and hopefully his findings will assist George with regard to Thursday.

Its now 13.15, and still no news..Speculation as to why the techie was there must include possible detection of the covert evil MV cameras embedded in the Ethernet cables, toaster, redundant coffee machine, toilet roll holder and the sofa bed...

[Roswells, Art]

WhiteCrow don't forget to speak to the AlienCon folks about my Hospitality Ryder.  I will need the following items in Hunter Green color only:

- 3 full sized towels
- 3 square shaped wash clothes. Rectangles not acceptable.
- 4 brand new sealed tooth brushes with medium strength bristles.
- 2 bottles of mouthwash.
- before show bowls of green M&M's

- no eye contact or questions 13 minutes before or after the show
- no comments on the quality of the show for at least 3 hours after it airs unless I have eaten a 5th avenue candy bar then comments are allowed 13 minutes after I throw the wrapper away.

For fuck's sake, DON'T FORGET THE SANDWICHES! The bread must be the proper size! This could have been a catastrophe like it was for this guy:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHGJEdjCoeU

[Open Lines Gerry]

Its now 13.15, and still no news..Speculation as to why the techie was there must include possible detection of the covert evil MV cameras embedded in the Ethernet cables, toaster, redundant coffee machine, toilet roll holder and the sofa bed...

The technician's visit was successful in terms of what he was there to investigate, but it is still up in the air as to whether his findings will aid The Master in his cause.

This, however, may be a good omen for George:
From The Master:

"Turns out the [redacted] guy listened to...Art Bell !
He mentioned it when he saw my Art Bell books.   "

Ol' Gerry has requested that George do a quick video update for TGFP fans and suscribers on this situation.

[GravitySucks]

The technician's visit was successful in terms of what he was there to investigate, but it is still up in the air as to whether his findings will aid The Master in his cause.

This, however, may be a good omen for George:
From The Master:

"Turns out the [redacted] guy listened to...Art Bell !
He mentioned it when he saw my Art Bell books.   "

Ol' Gerry has requested that George do a quick video update for TGFP fans and suscribers on this situation.

Sorry OLG. Senda lives on the wrong side of the continental divide to claim his mold and/or mildew is from either Harvey or Irma.

[Yorkshire pud]

Sorry OLG. Senda lives on the wrong side of the continental divide to claim his mold and/or mildew is from either Harvey or Irma.

Oh now now...

Senda is closer to the tragedies in FL as one might imagine.

https://youtu.be/Qgyn9UbbEM8

[Who]

https://youtu.be/Qgyn9UbbEM8

Why does Senda sometimes make videos with the camera pointed toward the ceiling? What is he doing that he doesn't want us to see?

Is he naked? I apologize for any hideous mental images that question may have conjured up.

[Yorkshire pud]

Why does Senda sometimes make videos with the camera pointed toward the ceiling? What is he doing that he doesn't want us to see?

Is he naked?

He's shy about the sincerity he's showing over the misfortune of others.

[SredniVashtar]

Why does Senda sometimes make videos with the camera pointed toward the ceiling? What is he doing that he doesn't want us to see?

Is he naked? I apologize for any hideous mental images that question may have conjured up.

If it's a story involving dead Mexicans then you can expect twitching on a Starbucks level of intensity.