The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[pate]

... local "gentlemen's club"...
with, say $100 in $1 bills...

That plan sounds fyne, but what about $100 in dimes for the dames>?

Smaller dreams reslut in bigger payoutsm!

Order a magnitude for your drams, better yet:

Translate those dimes into peenie, than yew cud ovininate Dave.  Him luv penny result long-thyme!

I sendsa...

[paladin1991]

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I  love this!

[Happier Times are Coming]

King size bed or two doubles?

WTF ?
Falkie ONLY does his nights on a sofa bed !
(you should know that !)

I would hope the bridal suite would have a super deluxe sofa bed...
with sheets, blankets and "TOWELS"...
just "in case"
and hopefully the hotel is "high class" enough to leave some of those nic mint chocolates a half thawed chicken on his pillow (it's just what they should do)

note: a bidet should be a available in a super deluxe hotel's bridal suite...
a great plus as George might be able to cut back a bit on TP and give his "TURD EYE" a soothing warm hygienic hosing down...ahhhh

[Happier Times are Coming]

I wish! If only FiFi had endowed me as well...

so, uh, you are not..."well endowed"..I take it

[heater]

Mr. Senda is on board with the plan!

He told me to tell you this: "her life is in your hands. Mr. Senda asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands."

[heater]

so, uh, you are not..."well endowed"..I take it

most people tell me its a good size. of course I go on a lot of first dates.

My financial adviser was quoted as saying: "It'll do."

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Mr. Senda is on board with the plan!

He told me to tell you this: "her life is in your hands. Mr. Senda asked me to repeat that: her life is in your hands."

Falkie and the MudKing at Alien Con, with the camera a rollin?'  I'm in.   Are you going to set up a GoFundMe page or something?  C'mon Gabbers...this could be epic.   Let's kick in a little coin for this project...get it off the sofa ground.  You too Yorkshire.  Yes, yes, we know...you ALLOW Laura to handle the finances.  Maybe you can ask her for a few bucks for the cause, and none of this pounds sterling bullshit, American currency please.   

[PB the Deplorable]

Yes I do remember offering to purchase your drawing from George. But don't remember the amount I offered.

Sorry for the confusion.

Yes, you tried to get Falkie to sell you my copy.  Just to try to stir up trouble.  That he didn't shows he is better than you.

There wasn't any confusion.

[heater]

Falkie and the MudKing at Alien Con, with the camera a rollin?'  I'm in.   Are you going to set up a GoFundMe page or something?  C'mon Gabbers...this could be epic.   Let's kick in a little coin for this project...get it off the sofa ground.  You too Yorkshire.  Yes, yes, we know...you ALLOW Laura to handle the finances.  Maybe you can ask her for a few bucks for the cause, and none of this pounds sterling bullshit, American currency please.   

this is probably the perfect case for a GoFundMe page.  I will get it set up tonight.  Good idea!

[Happier Times are Coming]

If we get enough donations at the end when I drop off Mr. Senda I will take him for a Safeway Haul to zero out the donation dollars.  We will feed those kitties and make sure they have litter.  Maybe I can even feed them live!

maybe Abram could carry "the haul" out to the Prius ?
or better, while at Safeway ambush Abram for an interview ?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

maybe Abram could carry "the haul" out to the Prius ?
or better, while at Safeway ambush Abram for an interview ?

And maybe a reconciliation in the process?  That would be grand.

[heater]

its almost limitless in possibilities.

the best part is the volatile nature of the Sendaverse means we can set up events and 2/3rds of the time they play out in an advantageous way.

[Happier Times are Coming]

while George is away, enjoying himself at AlienCon...
would be an excellent opportunity for the evil MV to conduct an about town (and the Hacienda) video and interview random citizens (Menthol Newport cigarette smoking BLACK MEN a big plus) of Martinez about Falkie...
a stop by the various dollar stores, SafeWay and FoodMax, Starbucks, US Post Office, BART, bus stops, Hacienda manager, the creek behind the Hacienda, and of course NOT to be left out...the Martinez Police Department

[Happier Times are Coming]

its almost limitless in possibilities.

the best part is the volatile nature of the Sendaverse means we can set up events and 2/3rds of the time they play out in an advantageous way.

I might lean more toward 99.999999%
(nothing happens as one might expect in the Sendaverse...)

[Happier Times are Coming]

this is reminiscent of the time a bunch of drunk guys at their college reunion were sitting around their old fraternity just talking...
you know, plenty of beer, chips, wings and some....
laughing having a great time, when one yells out...
damn, wouldn't it be great if we made a movie about the crazy shit we did in college ?

"Animal House" was born on that day !
(3 MILLION SPENT...141.6 MILLION MADE...)

maybe, just maybe...

[SredniVashtar]

I'd like to lodge, in the strongest possible terms, my deep philosophical objection to the idea of giving Senda anything. Unless it's all a plan to lure Senda into a giant wicker man, that we can thereafter set fire to, I think it's a total disgrace and I hope you all get genital warts.

[Happier Times are Coming]

video of George preparing for his big trip might be worthwhile ?
packing his red shorts(tm) and road trip semi thawed chickens
last minute dusting
securing Casa Senda from Menthol Newport smoking BLACK MEN home invaders
saying goodbye to his kitties

[Happier Times are Coming]

I'd like to lodge, in the strongest possible terms, my deep philosophical objection to the idea of giving Senda anything. Unless it's all a plan to lure Senda into a giant wicker man, that we can thereafter set fire to, I think it's a total disgrace and I hope you all get genital warts.

a fitting idea for the "final scene"...

I LOVE IT !
(you, Sir, are a genius !)

the only downside is a sequel would be out of the question...
(oh, what the hell...sequels are usually not as good anyway)

[Yorkshire pud]

its almost limitless in possibilities.

the best part is the volatile nature of the Sendaverse means we can set up events and 2/3rds of the time they play out in an advantageous way.

A salacious friend asked if that dodgy bloke Mudking would be 'looking after' Mrs IamNotPickleRick while you're away?

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd like to lodge, in the strongest possible terms, my deep philosophical objection to the idea of giving Senda anything. Unless it's all a plan to lure Senda into a giant wicker man, that we can thereafter set fire to, I think it's a total disgrace and I hope you all get genital warts.

I agree. I had a raised eyebrow as a reply when I just read out Billy Joe's comment about Mrs Yorky holding the vault keys and releasing some wonga in Senda's direction. A raised eyebrow is I hope self explanitory.

[Happier Times are Coming]

A salacious friend asked if that dodgy bloke Mudking would be 'looking after' Mrs IamNotPickleRick while you're away?

maybe Mrs. IamNotPickleRick could be dropped off in Pittsburg and visit Sweet and Slow Kathy ?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I'd like to lodge, in the strongest possible terms, my deep philosophical objection to the idea of giving Senda anything. Unless it's all a plan to lure Senda into a giant wicker man, that we can thereafter set fire to, I think it's a total disgrace and I hope you all get genital warts.

Your objection has been lodged Mr. Vashtar.  Perhaps you are right.  But what if we combined the idea of a fundraiser and the concept of incentive for Mr. Senda, like WC had suggested?  Now, we all suspect that Mr. Senda is in need of a little discipline where finances are concerned, especially at the beginning of the month.  We also suspect that Mr. Senda's health has been impacted by a series of unfortunate events and possibly a negative lifestyle choice or two. 

What if George was to earn/save/what-have-you, a portion of the needed funds, then BG would match it? 

What if George was given a financial incentive to improve his health with lifestyle changes, so that by the time Alien Con rolled around, he would be thinner, healthier, happier? 

Also, I don't want to get genital warts.  No sir. 

[Yorkshire pud]

Your objection has been lodged Mr. Vashtar.  Perhaps you are right.  But what if we combined the idea of a fundraiser and the concept of incentive for Mr. Senda, like WC had suggested?  Now, we all suspect that Mr. Senda is in need of a little discipline where finances are concerned, especially at the beginning of the month.  We also suspect that Mr. Senda's health has been impacted by a series of unfortunate events and possibly a negative lifestyle choice or two. 

What if George was to earn/save/what-have-you, a portion of the needed funds, then BG would match it? 

What if George was given a financial incentive to improve his health with lifestyle changes, so that by the time Alien Con rolled around, he would be thinner, healthier, happier? 

Also, I don't want to get genital warts.  No sir.

The chances of that are roughly the same as Senda swimming out from pier 39 to Alcatraz and back with a twenty pound weight around his neck....Go for it!!!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

The chances of that are roughly the same as Senda swimming out from pier 39 to Alcatraz and back with a twenty pound weight around his neck....Go for it!!!

Hey, look, I realize if we are going to dangle a carrot for Mr. Senda, it's going to have to be a pretty big carrot for him to comply. 

Also, that is a great idea for a vigorous exercise regimen for Mr. Senda. 

[SredniVashtar]

Your objection has been lodged Mr. Vashtar.  Perhaps you are right.  But what if we combined the idea of a fundraiser and the concept of incentive for Mr. Senda, like WC had suggested?  Now, we all suspect that Mr. Senda is in need of a little discipline where finances are concerned, especially at the beginning of the month.  We also suspect that Mr. Senda's health has been impacted by a series of unfortunate events and possibly a negative lifestyle choice or two. 

What if George was to earn/save/what-have-you, a portion of the needed funds, then BG would match it? 

What if George was given a financial incentive to improve his health with lifestyle changes, so that by the time Alien Con rolled around, he would be thinner, healthier, happier? 

Also, I don't want to get genital warts.  No sir.

I still think we ought to consider the hog roast angle, although we'd need one of those fire crews on standby - the ones that tackle oil rigs - in case all that Senda grease proves too combustible.

If you expect Senda to meet you halfway, it won't work. He is incapable of saving money or doing anything to help himself. He'll find some excuse for fucking up again.

[SredniVashtar]

Hey, look, I realize if we are going to dangle a carrot for Mr. Senda, it's going to have to be a pretty big carrot for him to comply.

Don't talk about dangling carrots. He'll think he's back in prison.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I still think we ought to consider the hog roast angle, although we'd need one of those fire crews on standby - the ones that tackle oil rigs - in case all that Senda grease proves too combustible.

If you expect Senda to meet you halfway, it won't work. He is incapable of saving money or doing anything to help himself. He'll find some excuse for fucking up again.

the standard Falkie excuse, of course...
"THE HATERS AND TROLLS"

as Falkie is so fond of saying "you do know, I have HATERS and TROLLS online"

[SredniVashtar]

Now, we all suspect that Mr. Senda is in need of a little discipline

Ugh. An image just raced across my mind of Senda squeezed into an assless gimp suit, being vigorously lashed across his bare behind while masturbating furiously.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Ugh. An image just raced across my mind of Senda squeezed into an assless gimp suit, being vigorously lashed across his bare behind while masturbating furiously.

who or what is holding up the "fat pad" ?

[Roswells, Art]

I'd like to lodge, in the strongest possible terms, my deep philosophical objection to the idea of giving Senda anything. Unless it's all a plan to lure Senda into a giant wicker man, that we can thereafter set fire to, I think it's a total disgrace and I hope you all get genital warts.

My thoughts almost exactly.  I was thinking suffocation with a pillow but I like your idea better. The lucky attendees can roast marshmallows too!