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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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paladin1991

Quote from: Falkie2013 on December 27, 2013, 06:31:41 PM
soon I will get a ganglion out of the MJ-12 mayo jar out of the freezer and give it to Bart Ell Chefist so he truly becomes a member of Falkie's group mind can care for my future children. Only then will he know the joy and awesomeness of being me.  And of course, if Chefist needs to, he can make 'mayo' sammiches if he gets hungry.
;)

And Free Art and bring him back here. Send out the agents to pick him up.



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Another choice piece of sendaism.



heater

Quote from: bateman on September 08, 2017, 07:58:02 PM


This is real btw, he did write that. So when it's published you can say you heard it on SNN first.

I for one can't wait to pick up this version with his foreword when it's available at a local used book store or second hand shop.

What does he have to get done by Thursday?
Someone please find out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jg8BnL_jGU


Quote from: Rally Squirrel on September 08, 2017, 10:42:40 PM
What does he have to get done by Thursday?
Someone please find out.

Something he needs money and/or equipment for.  Professional vacuuming?

In this one, Falkie is again without ''a scissors'', and at :16 we get an excellent frontal view of his technique in using the snaggle tooth as an all-purpose utility tool to gnaw his way into his mail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H9_tBuTcWo   

Falkie is waiting for the bus (perhaps on his way home from the ER?), and has a package to open.  In this one he demonstrates his upper body strength, needing neither a scissors nor a snaggle tooth.

At :50  we get squint eye, as he tries to figure out what he sent away for this time (spoiler: ''12 bucks worth of comics he got for free''), and a special surprise at 2:24. 

At 2:36 an explanation of where he stands with his prescriptions, why, and his next steps, and finally, starting at 2:51, the announcement of a road trip and request for donations (and just so you know, he doesn't want to hear it from the haters).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCOUktjj840

George got sent a few comics from the publisher but he is not sure what he is supposed to do with them.

Hint, he is supposed to read then review them.

Also the donation requests are back, did you miss them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCOUktjj840

WhiteCrow

What kind of father would not let his son see Roy Rogers!   I am glad the Big Guy is dealing with all his set backs and providing us with entertainment.   Stay safe out there George. 


Can't wait for your review of the Trump Comic books!!!

Love ALL

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 09, 2017, 01:30:44 AM
What kind of father would not let his son see Roy Rogers!   I am glad the Big Guy is dealing with all his set backs and providing us with entertainment.   Stay safe out there George. 


Can't wait for your review of the Trump Comic books!!!

Love ALL
It is going to confuse him.

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/08/23/trumps-titans-kind-parody/

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on September 09, 2017, 01:37:27 AM
It is going to confuse him.

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/08/23/trumps-titans-kind-parody/




Pfft. The Big Guy will see right through it.  He is the Master of parody.  Faith, Hope. Love ALL

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 09, 2017, 01:30:44 AM
What kind of father would not let his son see Roy Rogers!   I am glad the Big Guy is dealing with all his set backs and providing us with entertainment.   Stay safe out there George. 


Can't wait for your review of the Trump Comic books!!!

Love ALL

For his entire life Falkie has been at the mercy of others who all too often haven't considered his transportation needs. 

SredniVashtar

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 09, 2017, 01:30:44 AM
What kind of father would not let his son see Roy Rogers!

At least we now have a motive for why he killed his dad. He wouldn't let him see Roy Rogers and 'I never forgave him for that', thus setting off a chain reaction where he killed his girlfriend and became the Zodiac Killer.

It was his dad's fault. He was like an early MV.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on September 09, 2017, 01:17:14 AM
Also the donation requests are back, did you miss them?

Aiming high in one respect at least. Who's going to donate to get a useless fat guy a super-deluxe ticket for anything, let alone a crappy UFO event? He'll probably be dead by then anyway. I noticed this earlier, he looks a bit grey, as though he's not getting enough oxygen into those flabby lungs. I think the Grim Reaper may be sharpening his scythe at long last.

Lilith

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on September 08, 2017, 10:42:40 PM
What does he have to get done by Thursday?
Someone please find out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jg8BnL_jGU

...Just when I thought I had lost interest too.

Yorkshire pud

https://youtu.be/OCOUktjj840

In order: He wants a 'super deluxe ticket', a (this one tickled me) press pass, and about a $1000 to go to Pasadena.  Assuming he neither gets a super deluxe ticket because he didn't find anyone stupid enough to waste a thousand dollars on him, that leaves a press pass. Rhetorical question: Does he know how and when press passes are issued?
If you're reading this Senda this is the drill. You need firstly to be an accredited journalist, photographer, reporter or presenter, editor etc..That means you have to have business cards, published work (your own) that brings a goodly number of hits and interest.

That doesn't include youtube videos of you showing the contents of your mouth when eating whichever artery hardening shit you happened to reach at that moment. It doesn't include you showing your computer screen with a TV station's news calling it your own. It doesn't mean you trotting out the contents of the mundane shopping bag that everyone else does without the need to tell the world. Nor does it mean displaying your latest shit you can't afford in the same minute as saying how broke you are and you needing to be subsidised.

You won't get a press pass. End of. The only reason any event organiser issues them (See that? They're issued, not taken as of right) is to enhance their brand, give them good publicity. You would do neither. Get real fat fuck.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2017, 06:53:30 AM
https://youtu.be/OCOUktjj840

In order: He wants a 'super deluxe ticket', a (this one tickled me) press pass, and about a $1000 to go to Pasadena.  Assuming he neither gets a super deluxe ticket because he didn't find anyone stupid enough to waste a thousand dollars on him, that leaves a press pass. Rhetorical question: Does he know how and when press passes are issued?
If you're reading this Senda this is the drill. You need firstly to be an accredited journalist, photographer, reporter or presenter, editor etc..That means you have to have business cards, published work (your own) that brings a goodly number of hits and interest.

That doesn't include youtube videos of you showing the contents of your mouth when eating whichever artery hardening shit you happened to reach at that moment. It doesn't include you showing your computer screen with a TV station's news calling it your own. It doesn't mean you trotting out the contents of the mundane shopping bag that everyone else does without the need to tell the world. Nor does it mean displaying your latest shit you can't afford in the same minute as saying how broke you are and you needing to be subsidised.

You won't get a press pass. End of. The only reason any event organiser issues them (See that? They're issued, not taken as of right) is to enhance their brand, give them good publicity. You would do neither. Get real fat fuck.

So, only real fake journalists then?  ???


Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 09, 2017, 06:53:30 AM
...  Assuming he neither gets a super deluxe ticket because he didn't find anyone stupid enough to waste a thousand dollars on him...

Falkie has so little, and you have so much, would you really deny him this small pleasure?

Especially now that you live so close and still haven't volunteered to help him clean or even take him to the laundromat?

WhiteCrow

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 08, 2017, 11:44:14 PM
Something he needs money and/or equipment for.  Professional vacuuming?

What ever George spends his money on and where it comes from is no concerns of mind.

George would you consider making requests videos? I'll gladly pay up.

Praise the "Master" showman!

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 09, 2017, 07:32:27 AM
... George would you consider making requests videos? I'll gladly pay up...

NO!  That falls under the category of telling him what to do, and makes you a hater and a troll, so STFU.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 09, 2017, 07:13:05 AM
So, only real fake journalists then?  ???

A+

Top Right..

yep George meets has all the requirements to have a Press Pass.. just needs some business cards.

Gerorge Senda

YouTube SuperStar

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on September 09, 2017, 07:31:58 AM
Falkie has so little, and you have so much, would you really deny him this small pleasure?

Especially now that you live so close and still haven't volunteered to help him clean or even take him to the laundromat?

Erm...you live closer to him than I do. And although my jabs are up to date, I'm not covered for typhoid, yellow fever, cholera, Hep C, malaria or any other desease he could pass on. I'm going to say no to the kind offer of letting me clean his hovel.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: WhiteCrow on September 09, 2017, 07:40:15 AM
A+

Top Right..

yep George meets has all the requirements to have a Press Pass.. just needs some business cards.

Gerorge Senda

YouTube SuperStar


"And good friend of George Noory"

damon

Here is the link for aliencon for 2018 and the tickets prices.

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

WhiteCrow

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 09, 2017, 03:38:33 AM
Aiming high in one respect at least. Who's going to donate to get a useless fat guy a super-deluxe ticket for anything, let alone a crappy UFO event?

I'm so tempted to make a donate to George,  just to upset you self-righteous A** Wipes and feed your negativity.

Win Win thingie...

"WE" are ALL Falkies

Love ALL


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: damon on September 09, 2017, 07:44:47 AM
Here is the link for aliencon for 2018 and the tickets prices.

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

549 dollars?????? That has to be a contender for "Fuck, if you make some rip off expensive enough, enough dumbfucks will think its a bargain" award. No wonder Senda needs a grand, he needs the hotel, replacement mattress, several bundles of toilet rolls, a few sealed packages to open with his swiss army tooth, food-LOTS of food, a bag of shopping to reveal, and a stained t shirt to last the weekend. This is in addition to travel, although that will be free because he'll expect a free lift there and back.

WhiteCrow

Quote from: damon on September 09, 2017, 07:44:47 AM
Here is the link for aliencon for 2018 and the tickets prices.

http://www.thealiencon.com/tickets/

Within my capacities as manager of the Marvelous Mudking, we are currently considering opportunities at Alien Con. George is certainly part of our discussion.

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