The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[chefist]

He wasn't bitter though that he didn't get the gig. Maybe because he doesn't give as good head? Maybe?

Ha. As long as you post gifs from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, you all right by me. 

[Horseless Headsman]

That small error made you post? Ha.  Funny what riles some folks. Take care.

Everything he does riles me to some extent, or I wouldn't be lurking in this thread. Guess I found this particularly egregious because he regularly declares himself a genius. Probably sad for me that butchery of the English language is my tipping point. 

[chefist]

Everything he does riles me to some extent, or I wouldn't be lurking in this thread. Guess I found this particularly egregious because he regularly declares himself a genius. Probably sad for me that butchery of the English language is my tipping point. 

Ha. Post more often. No need to build up all that angst. 

[PB the Deplorable]

Everything he does riles me to some extent, or I wouldn't be lurking in this thread. Guess I found this particularly egregious because he regularly declares himself a genius...

He also has extraordinary upper body strength

[Norm]

Remember this date:

October 9th, 2017

Will he return?

[LadyFish]

Falkie used scissors and a box cutter to open all his baubles today.
Was his Swiss Army Tooth taking a vacation?

[bateman]

If I never make a dime off of youtube, I'm still going to post about stuff that drives me crazy, topics from or about here or noory, art or other personalities talked about on here.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Falkie used scissors and a box cutter to open all his baubles today.
Was his Swiss Army Snaggletooth taking a vacation?

just correcting an obvious problem, perhaps caused by spellcheck...
(we do not want any more "problems"...do we)

[Happier Times are Coming]

He also has extraordinary upper body strength

you are correct, but do not forget..
cops carry and ankle holster/pistol...
as a "backup"...
Falkie has his "Swiss Army Snaggletooth"...
as his "backup"..

*now think hard...
would you prefer an ankle holstered pistol or a Falkie "Swiss Army Snaggletooth"....

[PB the Deplorable]

Falkie used scissors and a box cutter to open all his baubles today...

Did he add a poked out eye to his list of ailments?

[MV/Liberace!]

I mostly lurk, and only post every 1,000 pages or so, but how freaking dense is this turd? He labels his four latest unboxing videos a "quinella". First of all, "quin" is the prefix for five, not four. And second, for fuck's sake! With all of the books he hoards, how is one of them not a dictionary?

Praise MV.

hey there!

[Open Lines Gerry]

If I never make a dime off of youtube, I'm still going to post about stuff that drives me crazy, topics from or about here or noory, art or other personalities talked about on here.

I think I've reached my limit with this thread.

[MV/Liberace!]

Are you making fun of someone being raped? Some of you guys are disgusting.

[pate]

Seekrut eyehole

[MV/Liberace!]

I think I've reached my limit with this thread.

[paladin1991]

George used to talk to Jim "Cri" Crivelli on the phone a lot.

https://youtu.be/IYtoshcvQ9c

It's a good thing that the Fat One was wearing eye protection.  The way he was moving that box around with those scissors open and pointed at his face, I kept expecting him to stab his stoke eye.

[paladin1991]

really ?
that is NOT what the FIVE BLACK MEN (not racist, just what they were) had reportedly said IN COURT...
I did NOT read any testimony from them complaining his blowjobs were substandard at all...
in fact, they were very complimenting to his ability
my only real question is how he managed to refrain from using his "Swiss Army Snaggletooth"...
the only answer (with his tremendous upper body strength, and "Swiss Army Snaggletooth".he obviously was NOT able to be threatened) was he thought he would enjoy it...

*note: since the FIVE BLACK MEN (not racist, just what they were) were ONLY prosecuted in court was a sixth BLACK MAN complained...he evidently wanted to go FIRST, but was outvoted and simply wanted to spoil everyone's FUN...
(I didn't recall Falkie complaining ....)

Let's not overlook the fact that with his Swiss Army Snaggletooth he can give circumcisions to those big Negros (not racist, just what they were) while they all played the 'rape game.'  What fun while they were serviced  by the big guy!  Ummm, was it called 'Plantation Payback' wasn't it?  Help us out here senda.

[Rally Squirrel]

Senda has reached his laziest to date.
Not only does he fill his video with every picture he can steal but the description of his video is stolen word for word from Fox News.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8XDtHqzOy8

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/07/2-florida-nuclear-plants-likely-to-shut-down-if-irma-continues-path.html

[PB the Deplorable]

Senda has reached his laziest to date.
Not only does he fill his video with every picture he can steal but the description of his video is stolen word for word from Fox News...

I blame Abram

[Lilith]

Senda has reached his laziest to date.
Not only does he fill his video with every picture he can steal but the description of his video is stolen word for word from Fox News.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8XDtHqzOy8

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/07/2-florida-nuclear-plants-likely-to-shut-down-if-irma-continues-path.html

George has lowered himself to habitual click bait, created with other peoples work.  I have no words.

There should be a YouTube law against that.

[Happier Times are Coming]

It's a good thing that the Fat One was wearing eye protection.  The way he was moving that box around with those scissors open and pointed at his face, I kept expecting him to stab his stoke eye.

the ONLY part of George's "unboxing" videos is the actual opening of the box or envelope...
his expert of use of big adult scissors...always on the edge of my seat
will he employ his Swiss Army snaggletooth ?
once the package is open all the interest is gone..

*anybody else feel this way ?

[Happier Times are Coming]

George has lowered himself to habitual click bait, created with other peoples work.  I have no words.

There should be a YouTube law against that.

a possible explanation is..
the news outlets are employing some type of "time warp" and ACTUALLY COPYING FALKIE'S WORK ?

*well it would explain everything...

[Happier Times are Coming]

I blame Abram

George blames Abram also..
well George's mommy is dead...
he needs a replacement (to blame)

*suppose Abram buys him clothes also ?

[Lilith]

the ONLY part of George's "unboxing" videos is the actual opening of the box or envelope...
his expert of use of big adult scissors...always on the edge of my seat
will he employ his Swiss Army snaggletooth ?
once the package is open all the interest is gone..

*anybody else feel this way ?

Well, I noticed he has a new big pink plastic retractable blade box cutter now.  Very cute, but we might not see his adult sissors again, or his snaggletooth in action ever again I'm afraid.

[LadyFish]

Well, I noticed he has a new big pink plastic retractable blade box cutter now.  Very cute, but we might not see his adult sissors again, or his snaggletooth in action ever again I'm afraid.

I have been pondering whether Falkie will loose his first finger to that fancy box cutter or the fan that he "fixed" by removing the safety cage...I'm going with the box cutter.  I do hope he has a big box of BandAids.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I have been pondering whether Falkie will loose his first finger to that fancy box cutter or the fan that he "fixed" by removing the safety cage...I'm going with the box cutter.  I do hope he has a big box of BandAids.

damn, that would hurt !
(good thing he can just "will" the pain away...if that happens)

and, better a finger (he has 10 of those)....
than a "slip" of his new pink boxcutter and no "twitchie thingy"
perhaps his red shorts(tm) becoming collateral damage in such an unfortunate accident

[bateman]

pullmebackin.gif

[Roswells, Art]

Senda has reached his laziest to date.
Not only does he fill his video with every picture he can steal but the description of his video is stolen word for word from Fox news.

It seems to be working for him. His hurricane Harvey video had 25k views when I watched it. He said he'd put a link for donations but never did. I guess he didn't want all those moochers in Houston elbowing in on his territory.

[Roswells, Art]

So edgy.  :

[Happier Times are Coming]

It seems to be working for him. His hurricane Harvey video had 25k views when I watched it. He said he'd put a link for donations but never did. I guess he didn't want all those moochers in Houston elbowing in on his territory.

I bet George has figured out by now
he could post a video of him out back of the Hacienda
in his red shorts(tm) utilizing one of his buckets full of water
after pouring it over head (ala ice bucket challenge)
"claim" he was a hurricane victim...
lost all (even his eye pad)
and grift for "donations"

just wait....can't be long now