The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Happier Times are Coming]

I am holding out for lactating hookers...

is there such a thing as a lactating stripper ?

seems to me that might open up a whole new untapped clientele for a gentlemen's club...

I have on good authority that Martinez California has many abandoned buildings downtown that might prove suitable for such an endeavor...perhaps a location close to the "Hacienda"..

[Yorkshire pud]

Hands coquettishly behind her head, revealing a thicket of hair in each armpit. A halo of buzzing flies surround her porcine features and the heavily stained bikini briefs. Seductively swaying to the music, her gut flaps against her knees and the pendulous udders bounce off the floor in waltz time. She offers to grind a knee into you but it looks like you've spilled a drink all over your trousers.

You bitch. You leave all your dirty talk after I've gone. If only you'd said that kind of stuff before. Oh well, too late now.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Hands coquettishly behind her head, revealing a thicket of hair in each armpit. A halo of buzzing flies surround her porcine features and the heavily stained bikini briefs. Seductively swaying to the music, her gut flaps against her knees and the pendulous udders bounce off the floor in waltz time. She offers to grind a knee into you but it looks like you've spilled a drink all over your trousers.

LOL
LOL
my turtle's head has disappeared for good, I am afraid, after reading your post...
damn, you have a way with words !
(and the visual I could not help myself from conjuring up after your post...well had more details...to say the least)

[Yorkshire pud]

LOL
LOL
my turtle's head has disappeared for good, I am afraid, after reading your post...
damn, you have a way with words !
(and the visual I could not help myself from conjuring up after your post...well had more details...to say the least)

Was the glisten of three day old mayo involved?

[Happier Times are Coming]

Hands coquettishly behind her head, revealing a thicket of hair in each armpit. A halo of buzzing flies surround her porcine features and the heavily stained bikini briefs. Seductively swaying to the music, her gut flaps against her knees and the pendulous udders bounce off the floor in waltz time. She offers to grind a knee into you but it looks like you've spilled a drink all over your trousers.

Sir, have you ever considered authoring a "Romance Novel" ?

move over Rowling

[Happier Times are Coming]

Was the glisten of three day old mayo involved?

Sir, I plead the "Fifth"

[Happier Times are Coming]

And that sir, just killed any lady boner I had. Thank you. 

I failed to apologize for "killing" a "lady boner"...
(is that what ladies call them ?)

learn something new every day

[ponyboysunset]

I failed to apologize for "killing" a "lady boner"...
(is that what ladies call them ?)

learn something new every day

Someone back in the day called it that and I thought it was funny. We also call it getting head as well.

And Rally Squirrel yes, I said hookers trying to stay on topic. No first hand experience on it though.

[Yorkshire pud]

Someone back in the day called it that and I thought it was funny. We also call it getting head as well.

And Rally Squirrel yes, I said hookers trying to stay on topic. No first hand experience on it though.

I'm glad this thread hasn't got salacious, some people might be offended.

[Rally Squirrel]

I am holding out for lactating hookers...

One time, at the Lusty Lady I saw a lactating peep show girl.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lusty_Lady

[ponyboysunset]

I'm glad this thread hasn't got salacious, some people might be offended.

Trust me those people don't read this thread. LOL.

[Rally Squirrel]

And Rally Squirrel yes, I said hookers trying to stay on topic. No first hand experience on it though.

I knew several girls that took care of girls. I even knew pros that hired other pros because they that pros had no emotional stake in it and they just wanted a good time.
It always made sense to me.

[ponyboysunset]

I knew several girls that took care of girls. I even knew pros that hired other pros because they that pros had no emotional stake in it and they just wanted a good time.
It always made sense to me.

It makes even more sense these days to me. It's becoming increasingly difficult to find a woman who is actually a woman if you catch my drift. I have been hit on by several M to F that look hotter than a lot of women. I don't want any surprises...and they aren't always upfront about being men. Sigh. Modern times.

[Happier Times are Coming]

I knew several girls that took care of girls. I even knew pros that hired other pros because they that pros had no emotional stake in it and they just wanted a good time.
It always made sense to me.

I am familiar with a person that during their 5 year pursuit of advanced degrees felt it quite appropriate to basically keep on retainer a pro...
for a good time and relaxation, when deemed beneficial...
without the distractions that would accompany a girlfriend arrangement...

it worked out quite well for me him...

[Yorkshire pud]

I am familiar with a person that during their 5 year pursuit of advanced degrees felt it quite appropriate to basically keep on retainer a pro...
for a good time and relaxation, when deemed beneficial...
without the distractions that would accompany a girlfriend arrangement...

it worked out quite well for me him...

Is that why Senda won't return your calls these days?

[Happier Times are Coming]

It makes even more sense these days to me. It's becoming increasingly difficult to find a woman who is actually a woman if you catch my drift. I have been hit on by several M to F that look hotter than a lot of women. I don't want any surprises...and they aren't always upfront about being men. Sigh. Modern times.

I would agree 100 % !
that even goes for heterosexual males being a victim of "deception"

happened to a good friend of mine in ACA

[Yorkshire pud]

It makes even more sense these days to me. It's becoming increasingly difficult to find a woman who is actually a woman if you catch my drift. I have been hit on by several M to F that look hotter than a lot of women. I don't want any surprises...and they aren't always upfront about being men. Sigh. Modern times.

Check your FB inbox sweetcheeks.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Is that why Senda won't return your calls these days?

perhaps...
would you mind sharing your secret to being privy to George's private telephone number ?

and explain why he really calls you ?

[Yorkshire pud]

perhaps...
would you mind sharing your secret to being privy to George's private telephone number ?

Its a secret.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Its a secret.

LOL
yea, maybe I really should not have asked...
sometimes, a question is best left unanswered...
I don't think I really want to know...

[damon]

remember that tonight will be falkie's live show at about 5 pm.

[paladin1991]

So you saying all three are the same person and George is directing everything? ie He is really the Master. .. interesting how they come and go.
Maybe George is Six Weeks Tenure too!

Shit.  Maybe we are all Falkie.  We exist only in his fevered mind and greasy rosy palm.

[paladin1991]

Well Steve, when falkie returns to bellgab, I'll buy you and your wife a beer. I want falkie to return because it gives chefist more reason to do his show, it will bring traffic to bellgab which means more money for MV. Also it means more traffic to falkie YouTube channel. It's a win for everyone

Hell, I'll throw in a buck or a case of PBR's.

[paladin1991]

Offering George advice and suggesting change is a great idea!

How come nobody thought of this b4?

[21st Century Man]

This is one of those days where my love of Bellgab runs deep.  I feel like a voyeur.  Makes me all tingly in my nether regions.

[paladin1991]

I just got an inbox from falkie and he stated that he is NOT coming back here because of MV, Heather Wade and all of the Trolls.

What is Heathers handle here?  Used to be (Redacted), which I thought was a really cool name.  And before any of you assholes call me a white knight again, fuck you.  I'm a paladin. 

[paladin1991]

I'm just bitter after a bad breakup. My little Yorkie getting hitched to that gold-digging trollop was a bit of a body blow. But I'm sure she'll give him syphillis so it's not all bad news.

To accompany the Chlamydia you gave him?

[21st Century Man]

What is Heathers handle here?  Used to be (Redacted), which I thought was a really cool name.  And before any of you assholes call me a white knight again, fuck you.  I'm a paladin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvxu8QY01s

[paladin1991]

But he still looked good in that little Karen Millen number.

Was it a green dress?  Mmmmmm

[paladin1991]

thank you,
I have been repeatedly told that...
I am "just that way"

Not that there's anything wrong with that.