The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

"Oh yum," she murmured above her chins. She imagined laying next to the heaving bulk of George, sharing his goodie bag...She was sure he'd share it with her.,.,.

But she was soon to discover the dark side of her new lover....the one that shared the back of his hand, but never his food.


(Have I gone too dark too soon?)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey Ibby, my birthday is tomorrow.

I'm afraid to ask how you'll be celebrating....

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm afraid to ask how you'll be celebrating....

[Lilith]

   It was a dark and gloomy night in Pittsburg. The headlights gave off a misty glow as they revealed the dazzling form of a lost and forlorn starlett wandering aimlessly in the street, in the night.............

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

   It was a dark and gloomy night in Pittsburg. The headlights gave off a misty glow as they revealed the dazzling from of a lost and forlorn starlett wandering aimlessly in the street, in the night.............

WTF, did Fattie throw Kathy out in the street again?

[Inglorious Bitch]

You could do worse. David Mitchell seems like a great guy.    

Seriously, I do hope you go out with some friends or at least do something fun for the day. It helps that it's the weekend.

[Inglorious Bitch]

   It was a dark and gloomy night in Pittsburg. The headlights gave off a misty glow as they revealed the dazzling form of a lost and forlorn starlett wandering aimlessly in the street, in the night.............

She had fallen on hard times and was facing an ugly eviction...if only a white knight would emerge from the shadows and rescue her...

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Seriously, I do hope you go out with some friends

We're here to fuck shit up!

[Lilith]

WTF, did Fattie throw Kathy out in the street again?

Kathy turned suddenly, startled by the sudden awareness of headlights approaching fast behind her.  Her heart started to pound loudly when she heard the alluring voice of the Guy From Pittsburg, as he rolled down the window and said............

[Lilith]

She had fallen on hard times and was facing an ugly eviction...if only a white knight would emerge from the shadows and rescue her...

YES!!!!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Kathy turned suddenly, startled by the sudden awareness of headlights approaching fast behind her.  Her heart started to pound loudly when she heard the alluring voice of the Guy From Pittsburg, as he rolled down the window and said............

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh, there's tits a plenty, my friend. Look for them down by her waist.

[Lilith]

I think he said something like "You have beautiful eyes".  That's what ALL the guys say lol's.

[Rally Squirrel]

Senda never told us how he met Kathy, how he closed the deal. I think that would be a good video.

He has told us how he met her but not much more.

An employer of his said "So you are into really big tits?"
"Yes, I am." Said Senda.
"Well I know a gal with huge knockers, I'll introduce you."

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I think he said something like "You have beautiful eyes".  That's what ALL the guys say lol's.

This is the worst stroke book story evah.  I'd do better beating off to an issue of Better Homes and Gardens.

[Lilith]

This is the worst stroke book story evah.  I'd do better beating off to an issue of Better Homes and Gardens.

Oh Dear 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

He has told us how he met her but not much more.

An employer of his said "So you are into really big tits?"
"Yes, I am." Said Senda.
"Well I know a gal with huge knockers, I'll introduce you."

I know it was the tits that got him interested, but what made him stay was that he didn't have to open his wallet or a bottle of roofies to get her to fuck him.

[BellBoy]

I know it was the tits that got him interested, but what made him stay was that he didn't have to open his wallet or a bottle of roofies to get her to fuck him.

There is not enough bleach in the world to wash that horrible image from my mind's eye 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Brig, reacting to the budding romance between me and Ibby:

[Inglorious Bitch]

This is the worst stroke book story evah.  I'd do better beating off to an issue of Better Homes and Gardens.

New money making idea for Falkie: Videos of him reading Penthouse Forum letters with Kathy acting them out.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

On the Gabcast last December, Falkie revealed that Kathy wants him to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, but that he can't accommodate her request because he can't get a stiffy.

Actually, the situation is a little more complicated than that.  For the sake of the ladies in the audience, I will try to keep it tasteful.

Picture a mailbox in a yard where the weeds are really overgrown.  You can't really tell how tall the mailbox post is, because it's hidden by the weeds.

Men have a "fat pad" surrounding the penis.  And as you get more and more obese, the pad gets thicker and thicker.

I hope that I don't need to draw a picture here.  Falkie is 400 lbs and gaining.  His mailbox disappeared into the weeds about fifty pounds ago.

[Inglorious Bitch]

On the Gabcast last December, Falkie revealed that Kathy wants him to bang her like a screen door in a hurricane, but that he can't accommodate her request because he can't get a stiffy.

Actually, the situation is a little more complicated than that.  For the sake of the ladies in the audience, I will try to keep it tasteful.

Picture a mailbox in a yard where the weeds are really overgrown.  You can't really tell how tall the mailbox post is, because it's hidden by the weeds.

Men have a "fat pad" surrounding the penis.  And as you get more and more obese, the pad gets thicker and thicker.

I hope that I don't need to draw a picture here.  Falkie is 400 lbs and gaining.  His mailbox disappeared into the weeds about fifty pounds ago.

I probably shouldn't be giggling at this. What does he grab when he needs to pee?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I probably shouldn't be giggling at this.

Oh, don't worry, Flakie is used to girls giggling at his winky.

[ShayP]

I probably shouldn't be giggling at this. What does he grab when he needs to pee?

Okay...I just mentioned in another thread how I weened myself off this thread...However, I became curious and read through some of it.

I can help with your query.  As a fat guy myself (I wear it well though...trust me) you have to press the 'fat pad' to extrude more of the penis.  The rest is easy.  Just gotta hold on if the stream gets too strong.

Now...CARRY ON!   

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

you have to press the 'fat pad' to extrude more of the penis. 

This thread has become downright educational since Fattie departed.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Okay...I just mentioned in another thread how I weened myself off this thread...However, I became curious and read through some of it.

I can help with your query.  As a fat guy myself (I wear it well though...trust me) you have to press the 'fat pad' to extrude more of the penis.  The rest is easy.  Just gotta hold on if the stream gets too strong.

Now...CARRY ON!   

LOL! I had never even heard of a fat pad before! Thank you for your honesty. Also, it is impossible to stay off this thread! 

[ShayP]

LOL! I had never even heard of a fat pad before! Thank you for your honesty. Also, it is impossible to stay off this thread! 

It was refreshing for me to see DPS mention it.  It was always something I referred to in my own mind. 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

LOL! I had never even heard of a fat pad before! Thank you for your honesty.

Well, I can see what Ibby will be talking about at cocktail parties this weekend.

[3OctaveFart]

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[ShayP]

This thread has become downright educational since Fattie departed.

trying to change the culture through education.