The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

Most lovers of butter coated with mayo are thought to be in denial.  This just proves it.

Huh? Why all the hostility? What's the matter, Sparky? Is that butt plug stuck up your ass starting to chafe?

[SnapT]

Falkie, do some videos about Donald Trump already!

The public can't get enough Trump, myself included.  He is a glimmer of hope for the American dream.

[onan]

Yes, we can't get enough Trump. Please focus on Trump.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

"I once was using a shop vac to clean up the debris left from a couch we had to break up because it had mice nesting in it. One of our kittens got scared and decided to jump on top of the couch and got in the way of the air projected by the shop vac. I had it on blow to blow the dust into a pile. It was suddenly like the kitten was flying. She was trying to run and was moving all four legs and not getting anywhere suspended about 3 feet off the ground. My gf went over and rescued and cuddled her. It was sort of like she was flying but very badly. Poor kitten.


I don't think Snoory would use a shop vac as a masturbatory tool. I think he uses a mirror and rebroacasts of his own shows, particularly last night's on bugs and survival." -March 20, 2013

[SnapT]

Yes, we can't get enough Trump. Please focus on Trump.

Even the golden boy of BellGab agrees with me, Falkie!  PUMP OUT THE TRUMP!

[Who]

Even the golden boy of BellGab agrees with me, Falkie!  PUMP OUT THE TRUMP!

"Facts are stupid things." -- Ronald Reagan, 1988, misquoting John Adams, who said, "Facts are stubborn things."

"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?" -- Ronald Reagan, campaign speech, 1980

"It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas."-- Ronald Reagan (candidate for Governor of California), interviewed in the Fresno Bee, October 10, 1965

"I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told." -- Ronald Reagan, in the Los Angeles Times, October 16, 1967

[littlechris]

"I once was using a shop vac to clean up the debris left from a couch we had to break up because it had mice nesting in it. One of our kittens got scared and decided to jump on top of the couch and got in the way of the air projected by the shop vac. I had it on blow to blow the dust into a pile. It was suddenly like the kitten was flying. She was trying to run and was moving all four legs and not getting anywhere suspended about 3 feet off the ground. My gf went over and rescued and cuddled her. It was sort of like she was flying but very badly. Poor kitten.


I don't think Snoory would use a shop vac as a masturbatory tool. I think he uses a mirror and rebroacasts of his own shows, particularly last night's on bugs and survival." -March 20, 2013

Thank you for saving the kitten. 

As far as Noory is concerned, these days, I highly doubt that he needs to masturbate to get his jollies.

[SnapT]

"Facts are stupid things." -- Ronald Reagan, 1988, misquoting John Adams, who said, "Facts are stubborn things."

"Why should we subsidize intellectual curiosity?" -- Ronald Reagan, campaign speech, 1980

"It's silly talking about how many years we will have to spend in the jungles of Vietnam when we could pave the whole country and put parking stripes on it and still be home by Christmas."-- Ronald Reagan (candidate for Governor of California), interviewed in the Fresno Bee, October 10, 1965

"I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told." -- Ronald Reagan, in the Los Angeles Times, October 16, 1967

[onan]

And Falkie as his VP. It's a sure winner.

[Inglorious Bitch]

And Falkie as his VP. It's a sure winner.

Forget Trump. I'm supporting the Noory/Falenberg ticket. Noory has spoken about running for Prez before and who can deny Falkie's charm and eloquence? They'll both have America eating out of their hands before long.

[Jocko Johnson]

Here you go.  Listen for this quote at 15:32.  "People like me.  That’s why I got 132 susscribers!"  Falkie doesn't have subscribers.  He has susscribers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbkFhqmd8Co

Truthfully,  anyone else thing this jack ball had a couple, three strokes maybe? What a cock eyed, jerk off dim witted jack ball!

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

"I once was using a shop vac to clean up the debris left from a couch we had to break up because it had mice nesting in it. One of our kittens got scared and decided to jump on top of the couch and got in the way of the air projected by the shop vac. I had it on blow to blow the dust into a pile. It was suddenly like the kitten was flying. She was trying to run and was moving all four legs and not getting anywhere suspended about 3 feet off the ground. My gf went over and rescued and cuddled her. It was sort of like she was flying but very badly. Poor kitten.

Shop vac air pressure strong enough to suspend 4 lb kitten three feet in the air while blowing air on it sideways.  Used to blow dust in a pile. 

Yeah, sounds legit.

[Jocko Johnson]

Do you find yourself literally unable to stop masturbating?

You may be over masturbating if you aren’t finding time to work, go to school, and see family and friends because of your masturbation frequency.  If you’re masturbating once a day exactly at the time you need to be at an important obligation, there might be something more going on. If the rest of your life is being consistently disrupted by your masturbation, it may be a situation where you are over masturbating.

While there is nothing inherently harmful or dangerous about masturbation, it can become a compulsion or a focus of an obsession. If you feel compelled to masturbate and truly feel unable to stop masturbating, it is likely that you are over masturbating and need to find some support to explore what’s going on that is compelling you to masturbate so frequently.

Just keeps whacking and yanking away...no money shot for flackie the limp wet noodle, he already "spent" the money at the apple store and ☆$'s

[Jocko Johnson]

Shop vac air pressure strong enough to suspend 4 lb kitten three feet in the air while blowing air on it sideways.  Used to blow dust in a pile. 

Yeah, sounds legit.

It's the Pratt & Whitney brand turbo prop super charged jet turbine shop vac blower.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

who can deny Falkie's charm and eloquence?

Uhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhhh.....

https://youtu.be/qCIYDjb69dU

[Inglorious Bitch]

Uhhhhhh.....uhhhhhhhh.....

https://youtu.be/qCIYDjb69dU

I take it you will also be voting Noory/Falkenberg?  It will be the incompetence/incontinence ticket.

[Jocko Johnson]

I take it you will also be voting Noory/Falkenberg?  It will be the incompetence/incontinence ticket.

Lol

[Jocko Johnson]

Thank you for saving the kitten. 

As far as Noory is concerned, these days, I highly doubt that he needs to masturbate to get his jollies.

Just take a good look at the expression on his face. What a puke bucket.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Just take a good look at the expression on his face. What a puke bucket.

I take it you will not be voting Noory/Falkenberg? 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Is that butt plug stuck up your ass starting to chafe?

Girl you're my reality
But I'm caught in aaa-aaa-aah dream
You"re the first!
You're the last!
My...everything.

[Inglorious Bitch]

If you ask nicely I'll let you check for yo self

Damn, if you look like that all the women of Bellgab will join the search party.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Girl you're my reality
But I'm caught in aaa-aaa-aah dream
You"re the first!
You're the last!
My...everything.

Is this from Noory's bumper music?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Is this from Noory's bumper music?

I call it "bumper music" but not for the reasons you think.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Damn, if you look like that all the women of Bellgab will join the search party.

Close your eyes and count to fifty, baby.

No peeking.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I call it "bumper music" but not for the reasons you think.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Another George

Love hurts

[Inglorious Bitch]

Love hurts

Only if you pay extra.

[West of the Rockies]

I think that candy pacifier may contain a secret cyber roofie...

[Inglorious Bitch]

I think that candy pacifier may contain a secret cyber roofie...

(Insert uncalled for and inappropriate Bill Cosby reference here)

[West of the Rockies]

(Insert uncalled for and inappropriate Bill Cosby reference here)

Hey, I'm just trying to warn DPS about what kinda girl you are! (Man, I hope my snark is clear here...)