Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[IcicleTrepan]

Easily their best city

Or best city period

But TO has delightful crack.

You could say that the crackhouses in TO are so great that they're more like crack homes.

[Jocko Johnson]

Once my inheritance finally comes in I'll be the one having the last laugh. I only have 3 more payments to make until it clears then it's smooth sailing.

Like the old guy on the little rascals...when my railroad pension comes in no more mush for breakfast. ..and remember,  don't drink the milk...it's spoiled!  Sshhhhhh!

[MikeJ]

Got this email from my long standing friend Paul and I post it here so people will know about it.




This has been checked by several people and verified by Snopes.  It might save you some real trouble if you just read it and be aware.   -M

With the holidays coming up, this will be a problem. There’s a virus circulating that’s called the UPS/Fed Ex/USPS Delivery Failure.

You’ll receive an e-mail from UPS, Fed Ex, or USPS along with a packet number.

It will say that they were unable to deliver a package sent to you on such-and-such a date. It then asks you to print out the invoice copy attached.

DON'T PRINT IT OR IT WILL LAUNCH THE VIRUS!  Pass the warning on to all your friends, family and co-workers.

This virus has caused millions of dollars in damage in the past few days.   

     Lo
    I personally confirmed this as legitimate.
     
    http://www.snopes.com/computer/virus/ups.asp

Thanks, I was not aware of this.

[MikeJ]

Is it me, or has this thread died not with a bang but with a whimper?

I miss the days of having pages to catch up on if I took a few days off.  I think I am going through withdrawal.

Oh well, life sucks and then you die.

[WR104]

Mr. Poop is just trying to distract you, he might even be a reincarnation of DP.
My advice is carry on. Remember a Troll is born every second in America.

                                                                            Art

What if this is the last communication we ever get from Art? Feels so anticlimactic.

[jazmunda]

What if this is the last communication we ever get from Art? Feels so anticlimactic.

Not at all. He did use the words Mr. Poop. How cool is that?

[WR104]

Mr. Poop?  Maybe this is some coded way to say Dark Matter? Sorry just grasping for some meaning in all of this.

[Marc.Knight]

Mr. Poop?  Maybe this is some coded way to say Dark Matter? Sorry just grasping for some meaning in all of this.

Mr. Poop, sewer pipe... sounds like dark matter to me.

[laserjock]

Maybe Art is on his way to Manila with his family in tow for the holidays.  Christmas is a VERY big deal in the Philippines, even bigger there than in the USA.  His wife must certainly have lots of family to go see and celebrate with.  I would certainly be headed there if I had the money for a ticket and hotel stay!  I'm sure Art loves her family and enjoys spending time with them, I know I love my wife's family in Cebu and wish I could be there with them.  We'll probably hear from Art again sometime after the new year.

[McPhallus]

They need to yank that Seth Shitsack show on DMRN.  Few things are more boring than a heavily scripted, overproduced show with the usual stodgy dialogue.  It reminds me of the crappy programs they'd play during grade school which would cause half the class to drift off into sleepy time.  How about a real conversation between two people.

[Meanandnasty]

What if this is the last communication we ever get from Art? Feels so anticlimactic.

Yeah, Mr. Bell went from being dark matter hot shit to commenting on Mr. Poop. . .Craptastic.    A flush is made in American every second.

[eddie dean]

Once my inheritance finally comes in I'll be the one having the last laugh. I only have 3 more payments to make until it clears then it's smooth sailing.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, my up-side-down friend, but the Nigerian thing is nothing but a...........
I will tell you the rest of the story if you send me a payment.

[Treading Water]

I hate to be the one to break this to you, my up-side-down friend, but the Nigerian thing is nothing but a...........
I will tell you the rest of the story if you send me a payment.

To a Nigerian PO Box??

[ThruTarmac]

Is it me, or has this thread died not with a bang but with a whimper?

I miss the days of having pages to catch up on if I took a few days off.  I think I am going through withdrawal.

Oh well, life sucks and then you die.

Wait a minute. Are you saying that this is all there is? That this is as good as it gets? 

Maybe....maybe....maybe we can...

Lets Put On A Show

[ThruTarmac]

C'mon BelGab...

a little more sequins for Miss Garland's gown...

Mickey & Judy reminisce (The Judy Garland Show)

[ThruTarmac]

wow...i killed this thread...

I AM THE THREAD KILLER

thank you...

[ziznak]

niggas be like... art bell quit darkmatter...



na mean?

[bateman]

Page 729. Never forget.

[littlechris]

I think this thread can get another 200 more pages if Artie comes back and posts one of his usual cryptic messages.  Come on Mr. Bell! If you are reading this:


We MISSS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[retired41]

yes yes  oh oh ya.

[McPhallus]

Post of the month.

niggas be like... art bell quit darkmatter...



na mean?

[ziznak]

Post of the month.

nigga you dont know what its like here in the hood... you been upstate making fun of other hosts n shit... i heard about you man.... you lost yer roots nigga wtf

[Spooky Matter]

Kansas doesn't have a panhandle. In fact, quite the opposite: there's a bite out of the northeast corner of the state.

Don't question me, just Google it.

Thx you stupid fucking cunt.  My bad, it was fucking years ago and I meant to say Oklahoma.  Thx for correcting the geography error you stalking fuckface.

[Spooky Matter]

Are those like ewoks?

U and this ewok shit is just unbearable!  How fucking old r u?  Bowie did Labyrinth.

[Spooky Matter]

They need to yank that Seth Shitsack show on DMRN.  Few things are more boring than a heavily scripted, overproduced show with the usual stodgy dialogue.  It reminds me of the crappy programs they'd play during grade school which would cause half the class to drift off into sleepy time.  How about a real conversation between two people.

Can't be worse than Wells and what's inside his head ramblings.

[CantFindTVRemote]

Thx you stupid fucking cunt.  My bad, it was fucking years ago and I meant to say Oklahoma.  Thx for correcting the geography error you stalking fuckface.

You're yucky.

[Spooky Matter]

You're yucky.

Fuck you.  When you get your own personal stalker I'll check your fucking demeanor.  Now fuck off.  Who the hell says yucky!? What are u 3?

[CantFindTVRemote]

Fuck you.  When you get your own personal stalker I'll check your fucking demeanor.  Now fuck off.  Who the hell says yucky!? What are u 3?

Always entertaining. I apologize for trolling you; you're just such an easy target.

[FallenSeraph]

Can't be worse than Wells and what's inside his head ramblings.

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[tertiaryimam]

U and this ewok shit is just unbearable!  How fucking old r u?  Bowie did Labyrinth.

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