Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[Falkie2013]

Look out Gordon Ramsay here comes George

To Turd Man.

[dortmunder]

Look out Gordon Ramsay here comes George

Oh I'd looooove to see him try to pull this shit on Ramsay! Gordon would be dragging his limp, bleeding corpse through the streets.

[tertiaryimam]

Have all of them been some variation of a turkey sandwich?

Jesus Christ. Even his copying and pasting recipes from Google is downright lazy.

My favorite recipe was the crab bisque. It had a little too much cream in it for my taste so I halved the recommended amount, but the amazing thing is that he says to add curry and you can probably guess the other ingredient. Anyway, I never thought of doing it like that but it was suprisingly good. It's especially good if you have some cracked pepper, organic whole wheat crackers alongside it.

[Spooky Matter]

http://m.youtube.com/results?q=hansel%20and%20gretyl%20starfuckers&sm=3

[Falkie2013]

Hi Sillyfruit. He actually has some real good recipes in that book. I've tried maybe five, so far, but I eventually want to try them all. Good eatin'.

The book is covered with a powder that forces you to want to emulate Noory.
Burn your copy immediately and seek medical attention.

[popple]

I understand art's coming here, but George coming here is just the most ridiculous fucking thing I've seen.

Gnoory has an abuse fetish.

[Coz]

Special spiritual quote for George Noory regarding his show, and victory:

"In the beginning there was nothing, and God said let there be light. And there was still nothing... except you could see it...."

You might come here with your crown and a lot of nerve. But it's still nothing.

[Falkie2013]

Special spiritual quote for George Noory regarding his show, and victory:

You might come here with your crown and a lot of nerve. But it's still nothing.

" And on the eighth day, the Lord created crap.
   And it's name was Noory and it was bad.
   Really, really bad.
   Thus sayeth the Lord. "

[Étouffée]

Special spiritual quote for George Noory regarding his show, and victory:

You might come here with your crown and a lot of nerve. But it's still nothing.

Beautifully put, Coz.  All that light illuminating all that nothingness.  And George, the greatest nothing in God's creation.

[Queen]

why would anyone buy this garbage?



this simply screams give me more of your damn money I'm not rich enough.

[lonevoice]

Gnoory has an abuse fetish.

Yeah, he enjoys seeing others being hurt and getting abused.   Just think of Noory logging on and off all day today, him knowing that he was going to pop up on Sirius 104 tonight, while Art and Paul were here keeping us updated, letting us know that they still hadn't heard anything.   Noory was just making sure he would be here at the exact instant we discovered this, and that Art would be totally sucker punched.  He was probably more excited today than a kid waiting for Santa Claus.  What a freak.

[Coz]

Beautifully put, Coz.  All that light illuminating all that nothingness.  And George, the greatest nothing in God's creation.

The greatest nothing, is of course vacuous.... therefor it sucks.

[George Drooly]

Noory's real "late night sack":

[tertiaryimam]

I wonder what the next batshit insane thing to happen will be. Hmmmmng.

[Derpspiracy]

why would anyone buy this garbage?



this simply screams give me more of your damn money I'm not rich enough.

Winning recipes for late-night radio listening

What the hell kind of shitty contest did these recipes "win"?

[lonevoice]

why would anyone buy this garbage?

this simply screams give me more of your damn money I'm not rich enough.

There's a thread about it here:  http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5053.0.

[SillyFruit]

Hi Sillyfruit. He actually has some real good recipes in that book. I've tried maybe five, so far, but I eventually want to try them all. Good eatin'.

Did you try the recipe with canned soup poured over Minute Rice? Or, George suggested, instead of rice, you could pour the soup over bread.

[SpooksKFC]

[tertiaryimam]

Did you try the recipe with canned soup poured over Minute Rice? Or, George suggested, instead of rice, you could pour the soup over bread.

Haven't had a chance to try that one, Sillyfruit.  It sounds fucking awful.

[Étouffée]

I wonder what the next batshit insane thing to happen will be. Hmmmmng.

Is this a wagering proposition?

[Coz]

LOL!

[jazmunda]

Fucking huuuuuuuus ruined everything.

[Queen]

There's a thread about it here:  http://bellgab.com/index.php?topic=5053.0.

oh don't get me wrong its not a pot shot at just George its anyone who has a job and then prints a stupid book.  Do your job and if people like you keep doing it. Don't try to sell me garbage I don't need or want. I could care less about Dark Matter cups or t shirts or George's worker in the light and cook book.  That's a really good reason to turn off the T.V. and Radio durring commercials.  If I here someone advertise something and nagging me about buying shit during a program I make Damn sure I don't buy it.

[Falkie2013]

Did you try the recipe with canned soup poured over Minute Rice? Or, George suggested, instead of rice, you could pour the soup over bread.

Or throw the soup and the bread out and just eat the can.

[tertiaryimam]

Is this a wagering proposition?

I think Art Bell will have a message for us tomorrow. In it he will say that he can't really go into too many details but his suspicions were confirmed. He will go on to say that he has not given up on his own proposition to be an independent broadcaster and he will do what he can to make that happen but, nevertheless, he is resigned to the fact that it may not happen now. He will graciously prepare us for a two-year absence, thank some, make a sarcastic but good-humored jibe at some others, and that will be the end of art for a while except for a few interesting but pedestrian updates throughout the year.

George, on the other hand, will devour a baby pig live on air one night and the sound of its painful, broken cries will echo through the black, black night. . .

[MV/Liberace!]

Who could have imagined any of this on September 15th?

[Falkie2013]

oh don't get me wrong its not a pot shot at just George its anyone who has a job and then prints a stupid book.  Do your job and if people like you keep doing it. Don't try to sell me garbage I don't need or want. I could care less about Dark Matter cups or t shirts or George's worker in the light and cook book.  That's a really good reason to turn off the T.V. and Radio durring commercials.  If I here someone advertise something and nagging me about buying shit during a program I make Damn sure I don't buy it.

Damn, I guess that means you won't be buying my The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) Pocket Protectors in multiple day glo colors, will ya ?
Not to mention the Sirius XM channel guides that glow in the dark ...

[Coz]

I think Art Bell will have a message for us tomorrow. In it he will say that he can't really go into too many details but his suspicions were confirmed. He will go on to say that he has not given up on his own proposition to be an independent broadcaster and he will do what he can to make that happen but, nevertheless, he is resigned to the fact that it may not happen now. He will graciously prepare us for a two-year absence, thank some, make a sarcastic but good-humored jibe at some others, and that will be the end of art for a while except for a few interesting but pedestrian updates throughout the year.

George, on the other hand, will devour a baby pig live on air one night and the sound of its painful, broken cries will echo through the black, black night. . .

"And the pig, because it parts the hoof and is cloven-footed but does not chew the cud, is unclean to you. You shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall not touch their carcasses; they are unclean to you."

[Queen]

Damn, I guess that means you won't be buying my The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) Pocket Protectors in multiple day glo colors, will ya ?

no idea what it is and damn proud of that lol

[Falkie2013]

I think Art Bell will have a message for us tomorrow. In it he will say that he can't really go into too many details but his suspicions were confirmed. He will go on to say that he has not given up on his own proposition to be an independent broadcaster and he will do what he can to make that happen but, nevertheless, he is resigned to the fact that it may not happen now. He will graciously prepare us for a two-year absence, thank some, make a sarcastic but good-humored jibe at some others, and that will be the end of art for a while except for a few interesting but pedestrian updates throughout the year.

George, on the other hand, will devour a baby pig live on air one night and the sound of its painful, broken cries will echo through the black, black night. . .

No, right thought. Wrong guy.
Tommy will devour the pig.