Art Bell Quits Dark Matter

[shell88]

I've been getting a lot of pms like "You SHITBAG how can u compare noory to the devil?!" and such, but it was I who predicted via a photoshop image the Noory would replace Art Bell.

Are you serious?  Trolls are after you? That's funny.

[ItsOver]

Jorch has no dick .. or conscience .. gotta wonder how he can sleep at night. I'm thinking Karma will get him -- likely get hit by a bus or a meteor eventually ... or choke to death on a turkey sammich.

Maybe a radio will fall in his bathtub, with a SIT show playing on it.    Seems like I heard some story similar to that, I wonder where....

[Falkie2013]

11-11-2013.  A day that will live in infamy.

All that talk for years by $noory that he kept seeing 11-11 everywhere.
Now we know why.
Who knew the $nooremaster could ever get up the brainpower to be so devious and cruel ?

[tertiaryimam]

Are you serious?  Trolls are after you? That's funny.

Nah that's another one of my jokes.

[ringthane]

I read the stuff about $noory being on 104 and got up and stepped on my cup with my name on it which my Mother gave to me the week I moved in here.
And it was my drinking booze cup too.
Now its in about 10 pieces, damnit.
I didn't see the thing and stomped on it.

I need a drink. Now to go get the unbreakable aluminum glass from the 1950s.



Curse you Noory !

Have a drink for me, Falkie... I'm just south of you in little Washington.

Tonight's been even more chaotic than usual because Art logged on, said he was going to grab some dinner... then the Calamitous Channel 104 Incident of 2013 occurred.

I've got an interview in in 8 hours and gotta hit the sack. Dang it. This bites.

[tertiaryimam]

Have a drink for me, Falkie... I'm just south of you in little Washington.

Tonight's been even more chaotic than usual because Art logged on, said he was going to grab some dinner... then the Calamitous Channel 104 Incident of 2013 occurred.

I've got an interview in in 8 hours and gotta hit the sack. Dang it. This bites.

Yeah ring. I didn't even want to come back to this forum. It's ruining my productivity.

Good luck on your interview.

[Falkie2013]

Maybe a radio will fall in his bathtub, with a SIT show playing on it.    Seems like I heard some story similar to that, I wonder where....

The radio would jump out of his bathtub because the radio is already embarassed by how $noory has besmirched the good name of radios everywhere.

[kingdomofsigh]

A 1001 error.

Truth to that.

[Nighthawk]

All that talk for years by $noory that he kept seeing 11-11 everywhere.
Now we know why.
Who knew the $nooremaster could ever get up the brainpower to be so devious and cruel ?

Well like I said a while back. He is into some pretty sketchy satanic worship cult crap. That is why he likes to be in LA. He has lots of support there from the other evil satanic weirdos that plague the mainstream media. I am sure he has been concocting this for some time now.

[WOTR]

Taking over his channel?  There are numerous OTHER shows on 104. Art quit on his own. this was his decision.
Had he NOT quit. We'd both be on.

Hey, great idea.  You and Art on the same channel like the great ol buddies you are.  Perhaps you could call into his show and mix it up a little discussing what you are going to be doing on your show that follows his?  You could let him know that you have Oates on as a special guest and both of you can laugh over all the good times that Art had working for Pemrat?  It would go over big!

I hate to see Art go for two years- but I hate even more to hear your voice on an advertisement for coast "Lishen to me, Jorch Noooory following this broadcast of Dark matter- later tonight..."

[zeebo]

Dylan's Positively Fourth Street playing on Sirius right now ...

You got a lotta nerve to say you are my friend
When I was down, you just stood there grinning
You got a lotta nerve to say you gotta helping hand to lend
You just want to be on the side that's winning

[shell88]

I hope Art just forgets about Noory and focuses solely on getting back on the air and performing for his audience.  It's just not worth looking back. Onwards and forwards the sturdy ones say.

[tertiaryimam]

Sometimes I like to read the Art of War, for comfort. I opened it up an immediately came upon this passage in the first chapter:

18. All warfare is based on deception.

19. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

20. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.

21. If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him.

22. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

23. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them.

I think Buddha is trying to tell me something.

[kingdomofsigh]

Again I say I just can't get over this.  It must go to the upper right of the page and never be removed!  Unless Art tops his own over the top post!!! 

You must not be caught up yet in the thread.    I'm sure some Titanic passengers thought seeing the band play was going to be the most memorable part of their evening... 

[Falkie2013]

Have a drink for me, Falkie... I'm just south of you in little Washington.

Tonight's been even more chaotic than usual because Art logged on, said he was going to grab some dinner... then the Calamitous Channel 104 Incident of 2013 occurred.

I've got an interview in in 8 hours and gotta hit the sack. Dang it. This bites.

As much as I regret at times not being born in the great Dominion state, Martinez is hardly south of Washington, not even the Inn.

Not even Broderick or Indian Camp ( now Washington ) California are south of me.

And Art's probably in the bathroom on his knees giving offerings to the porcelain G*d once he heard the news.
I'm sure his appetite for dinner is completely gone and his mouth tastes more like ashes.

[ringthane]

Yeah ring. I didn't even want to come back to this forum. It's ruining my productivity.

Good luck on your interview.

Thanks! It's all but a formality now as it's third interview with the company... I do a tour, piss in a cup, wait for the official phone call.

Funny, I started this process two months ago -- the job is more money but more importantly would coincide perfectly with DM's live schedule. Was really looking forward to a new gig with unfettered access to Dark Matter.

Now? Blah... nothing to see here, move along.

[ItsOver]

Hey, great idea.  You and Art on the same channel like the great ol buddies you are.  Perhaps you could call into his show and mix it up a little discussing what you are going to be doing on your show that follows his?  You could let him know that you have Oates on as a special guest and both of you can laugh over all the good times that Art had working for Pemrat?  It would go over big!

I hate to see Art go for two years- but I hate even more to hear your voice on an advertisement for coast "Lishen to me, Jorch Noooory following this broadcast of Dark matter- later tonight..."

I can't believe Jorch was even stupid enough to mention how he and Art could have both been on 104.  Oh, yeah, that would have just been "shwell."  :  What a shameless twit.

[sherry440]

I hope Art just forgets about Noory and focuses solely on getting back on the air and performing for his audience.  It's just not worth looking back. Onwards and forwards the sturdy ones say.

Best advice, but you can't help thinking....If only he hadn't walked....If only......

[tertiaryimam]

I can't believe Jorch was even stupid enough to mention how he and Art could have both been on 104.  Oh, yeah, that would have just been "shwell."  :  What a shameless twit.

In all seriousness, I find it hilarious George even posts here at all. It's like the biggest, fattest, gummiest lack of perspective I've ever seen.

It's almost beautiful.

[Falkie2013]

Well like I said a while back. He is into some pretty sketchy satanic worship cult crap. That is why he likes to be in LA. He has lots of support there from the other evil satanic weirdos that plague the mainstream media. I am sure he has been concocting this for some time now.

Remember all the talk about Mabus ?
How do we know it isn't Noory ?
Both names have 5 letters.

Hmm, subma ... emerging artists ... submerging artists ... and Nostradamus did discuss submarines ...
I may be on to something here.

Anyone got a way to reverse speech Noory's call to Gabcast ?

[Derpspiracy]

Sometimes I like to read the Art of War, for comfort. I opened it up an immediately came upon this passage in the first chapter:

18. All warfare is based on deception.

19. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

20. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.

21. If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him.

22. If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

23. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them.

I think Buddha is trying to tell me something.

I don't think Buddha wrote The Art of War. However, VNV Nation did a pretty good cover of that book.

VNV Nation - Art of Conflict

Bands should cover books more often.

[ringthane]

As much as I regret at times not being born in the great Dominion state, Martinez is hardly south of Washington, not even the Inn.

Why the hell did I think you were in Pittsburgh?

Why the hell am I asking you why I'm brain damaged? Gah, definitely bed time...

Still, have a drink for me. The strongest stuff I take these days is valerian (I found Coz's stash).

[Falkie2013]

Why the hell did I think you were in Pittsburgh?

Why the hell am I asking you why I'm brain damaged? Gah, definitely bed time...

Still, have a drink for me. The strongest stuff I take these days is valerian (I found Coz's stash).

Oh, THAT Washington.
My apologies.
Have a Rolling Rock and go to sleep.
While I left the 'Burgh, the 'Burgh never left me.
Always in my heart and thoughts.
They used to make it ahwt by the turnpike.

[ItsOver]

In all seriousness, I find it hilarious George even posts here at all. It's like the biggest, fattest, gummiest lack of perspective I've ever seen.

It's almost beautiful.

It was absolutely hilarious a few months back when Jorch was posting regularly on the GNS thread.  He was his own worst enemy, of course.  If you get a chance, peruse GNS back a few months and enjoy.  It's a nice break from this on-going Greek tragedy.

[tertiaryimam]

I don't think Buddha wrote The Art of War. However, VNV Nation did a pretty good cover of that book.

VNV Nation - Art of Conflict

Bands should cover books more often.

This is good shit, Derpspiracy. Thanks.

[SpooksKFC]

Taking over his channel?  There are numerous OTHER shows on 104. Art quit on his own. this was his decision.
Had he NOT quit. We'd both be on.

And that's probably the REAL reason why he quit!!!  What idiot pinhead suit thought Art would actually go on before your show on the same channel? LOLLLLLLL  I hope the next solar flare knocks the satellites out of orbit.

[Falkie2013]

It was absolutely hilarious a few months back when Jorch was posting regularly on the GNS thread.  He was his own worst enemy, of course.  If you get a chance, peruse GNS back a few months and enjoy.  It's a nice break from this on-going Greek tragedy.

So would slashing my wrists or taking cyanide but I'm not about to consumer test them.

[Falkie2013]

And that's probably the REAL reason why he quit!!!  What idiot pinhead suit thought Art would actually go on before your show on the same channel? LOLLLLLLL  I hope the next solar flare knocks the satellites out of orbit.

Is it too late for the killshot ?
Hello, Ed ?!!!

[ItsOver]

So would slashing my wrists or taking cyanide but I'm not about to consumer test them.

Hahaha... no sewerpiping allowed! 

[Spooky Matter]

Hey, great idea.  You and Art on the same channel like the great ol buddies you are.  Perhaps you could call into his show and mix it up a little discussing what you are going to be doing on your show that follows his?  You could let him know that you have Oates on as a special guest and both of you can laugh over all the good times that Art had working for Pemrat?  It would go over big!

I hate to see Art go for two years- but I hate even more to hear your voice on an advertisement for coast "Lishen to me, Jorch Noooory following this broadcast of Dark matter- later tonight..."

And to think the timing of guests in the same FUCKING MONTH were too close.  Now let's mount Art up the ass and allow NO guests on CToBackstabbingC to ever be on Dark Matter, EVER!