The GabCast (A podcast about BellGab)

[Yorkshire pud]

http://youtu.be/0RKUfTb88Rs

You're only jealous because you can't use it on the show.. At last!! The English beat the fucking Aussies at something!!! Go me go me go me..


Sorry, I don't know what came over me...compose myself. 

[jazmunda]

You're only jealous because you can't use it on the show.. At last!! The English beat the fucking Aussies at something!!! Go me go me go me..


Sorry, I don't know what came over me...compose myself. 

If it's any consolation you would definitely beat us at soccer ... er ... football and maybe lawn bowls.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

You're only jealous because you can't use it on the show.. At last!! The English beat the fucking Aussies at something!!! Go me go me go me..

A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead."

The operator says, "How do you know?"

The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"

HEY-yohhhhhhh!!!

[Yorkshire pud]

Sorry chaps, too sleepy...turning in..I'll listen later.

[jazmunda]

Sorry chaps, too sleepy...turning in..I'll listen later.

You might not miss anything. Haven't heard back from eddie yet as to whether we are on tonight. He may have had a relapse of his chronic vagina problem.

[aldousburbank]

Apparently Eddie's been found in some sleazebag Phoenix motel, or maybe I'm making the last part up. Either way, i'm getting ready to board the GabTrain here.

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[b_dubb]

Ed "No Shame" Dames finally came through. He located eddie.dean at a popular Phoenix Strip Club and Rib Joint.  Which seems redundant because it's not like strippers eat.

I know that's horrible.  But I'm sure the GabCast will be awesome.  And by awesome I mean somewhat entertaining.

[jazmunda]

We're LIVE!

http://www.ufoship.com

Listen and CHAT LIVE

[Heather Wade]

Was a fun show, thanks for taking my silly call.  Will try to actually have a point next time; strangely, I feel the need to apologize, ha haa.  Good times.

[jazmunda]

Was a fun show, thanks for taking my silly call.  Will try to actually have a point next time; strangely, I feel the need to apologize, ha haa.  Good times.

It was a great call. Thank you for contributing and please call again, perhaps from a safer location next time.

Thank you to Unscreened Caller, aldousburbank and Agent Orange too. Great calls.

[Heather Wade]

It was a great call. Thank you for contributing and please call again, perhaps from a safer location next time.

Thank you to Unscreened Caller, aldousburbank and Agent Orange too. Great calls.

Workin' on it.    Great to hear from everyone.

[UnscreenedCaller]

It was a great call. Thank you for contributing and please call again, perhaps from a safer location next time.

Thank you to Unscreened Caller, aldousburbank and Agent Orange too. Great calls.

That was fun! Sorry about talking over, it was the lag.

Red, there will be no coughing up of lungs, lol.

[Heather Wade]

That was fun! Sorry about talking over, it was the lag.

Red, there will be no coughing up of lungs, lol.

Woop, sorry about that.   

[jazmunda]

That was fun! Sorry about talking over, it was the lag.

You realize you owe me either room and board or a slice of Rays now.

[Heather Wade]

You realize you owe me either room and board or a slice of Rays now.

Not a jar of Vegemite? 

[jazmunda]

Not a jar of Vegemite?

I can get that at home.

[Heather Wade]

I can get that at home.

Doh!  *facepalm*   

[eddie dean]

Ladies night! Thanks to all who participated tonight! The GabCast should be available for download at UfoShip.com sometime soon.
The ladies love the Jaz!

Remember we have a GabCast email, Jaz would love to have an intimate conversation with the sheilas!
TheGabCastEmail@gmail.com
Bellgab PM's work as well.

[jazmunda]

Ladies night! Thanks to all who participated tonight! The GabCast should be available for download at UfoShip.com sometime soon.
The ladies love the Jaz!

Remember we have a GabCast email, Jaz would love to have an intimate conversation with the sheilas!
TheGabCastEmail@gmail.com
Bellgab PM's work as well.

I don't know what you are talking about. I'm a happily married man. But yes conversations with sheilas are very welcome.

TheGabCastEmail@gmail.com

Side boob photos also appreciated.

[Yorkshire pud]

I don't know what you are talking about. I'm a happily married man. But yes conversations with sheilas are very welcome.

TheGabCastEmail@gmail.com

Side boob photos also appreciated.

Well okay, never let it be said I don't try and reach out to the colonies.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Woop, sorry about that.   

No worries, you didn't actually cough up a lung, just made an observation that was very funny.

[UnscreenedCaller]

You realize you owe me either room and board or a slice of Rays now.

I am still shocked by the idea of sesame seed on pizza. What abomination is this?

[jazmunda]

Well okay, never let it be said I don't try and reach out to the colonies.

YP - when you listen to the podcast we were discussing the rednecks of the world. What is the closest name for a redneck in the UK? I suggested a Chav but I don't think that's the right term. A Chav is something else entirely.

[Yorkshire pud]

YP - when you listen to the podcast we were discussing the rednecks of the world. What is the closest name for a redneck in the UK? I suggested a Chav but I don't think that's the right term. A Chav is something else entirely.

The UK redneck equivalent used to be variously 'scumbags', 'thick bastards', etc.. but it's all changed.

The origin of 'Chav' is a bit confusing (to me at least). In Kent and Essex (south east England for those who haven't heard of them) has chav as an alternative to 'mate' or 'buddy'.. But somewhere along the way it's moved far and wide and was used for those with more money than sense. Or so called 'celebrities' who could be taken out of their educationally deficient environment, but their environment couldn't be taken out of them. They have become famous for being famous, got rich but not really that clever.

Latterly though chav has morphed into almost anyone who lives on benefits, lives on a rented housing estate, has a car on bricks in their garden (together with the sofa, a fridge and several bags of garbage), and the entire estate can be linked to just one set of YY and XY chromosomes.

Have you seen the Jeremy Kyle show? It's an anthropological lesson in how poking simple, un-educated, low aspirational, obese, feckless, drink and drug troubled humans can be used as entertainment (Jerry Springer. Ricki Lake esque). The exhibits get their 15 minutes of fame, the baying gallery go home happy, and the ring master (The odious Kyle) keeps up the pretense of a caring, helpful patriarchal figure. He isn't. I know someone whose son worked (very) briefly on the show back stage and said he's the most disgusting and contemptuous person he's met involved on television. He has nothing but disdain and contempt for the poor bastards that have made him very wealthy.

The sanctimonious shit in a previous life did exactly what some of the exhibits get up to! He worked on a radio station in Birmingham where they cooked up a competition where two single people were selected and got married, but didn't meet until they saw each other at the registry office (What can possibly go wrong?)..

Anyway, good old Kyle had an affair with the bride six months later. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzFzdcc5GQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkOiz1xcQH4

[jazmunda]

So a Chav can be considered the English version of a redneck?

[Yorkshire pud]

So a Chav can be considered the English version of a redneck?

Yeah, but it depends where you say it. Some still use it for low brow 'celebrities' including footballers...Wayne Rooney and his missus being an example.

[UnscreenedCaller]

YP, you were missed. It's these nuances of vernacular that require an expert's input.

Still trying to figure out Jersey Shore.... Perhaps there are no words, lol.

[Yorkshire pud]

YP, you were missed. It's these nuances of vernacular that require an expert's input.

Still trying to figure out Jersey Shore.... Perhaps there are no words, lol.

Sorry; but I ws sleepy..anyway, it's my birthday today..It's okay, Jaz forgot.. Last time I cup his balls.

[aldousburbank]

Sorry; but I ws sleepy..anyway, it's my birthday today..It's okay, Jaz forgot.. Last time I cup his balls.

Happy birthday old chap!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Well then, Happy Birthday Yorkshire Pud! Many happy returns of the day.