Art Bell

[K_Dubb]

I think it should be held at the World Court Seated in the Peace Palace in The Hague, Netherlands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Court_of_Justice

Oh lord I remember that from the Milosevic trial.  Being lectured for hours in Dutch -- the poor defendant would welcome death as sweet relief.

[norland2424]

Oh lord I remember that from the Milosevic trial.  Being lectured for hours in Dutch -- the poor defendant would welcome death as sweet relief.

Wait did you just admit to being charged with Serbian war crimes ? 

[K_Dubb]

Wait did you just admit to being charged with Serbian war crimes ? 

Me and albrecht enlisted to take on the Muzzies.  Got off on a technicality.

[norland2424]

Me and albrecht enlisted to take on the Muzzies.  Got off on a technicality.

At least you two can play a decent tune.

https://youtu.be/FIcxqVRLEWI

[K_Dubb]

At least you two can play a decent tune.

https://youtu.be/FIcxqVRLEWI

Hahaha I was just brushing up on the accordion this evening.  It's been so long I can't remember if brother albrecht was keyboard, trumpet, or those sweet, sweet vocals.

[pate]

Daddy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hFtidnPH9w

[ge30542]

Thanks...

So bobo is some kinda Canadian genius who moonlights as a closet-retard on Bellgab?  This is fucking epic.  Bobo is probably an insanely smart guy who gets his rocks off by acting dumb.

We here in the US of A sure do sleep better at night knowing that our Northern border is being held tight by the Canucks.
We'll never see hoards of enemy invaders pouring across, not with the Canadian Military guarding us as we sleep. For that, and Hockey, we thank you.

[LucaParcelli]

I think Hilary Clinton summed up BellGab members best... "You're nothing but a basket of deplorables..."

[ItsOver]

I think it should be held at the World Court Seated in the Peace Palace in The Hague, Netherlands.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Court_of_Justice

Art Bell IS a World-issue. 

[ge30542]

Hey Art, do you think Hillary is healthy enough to be commander-in-chief?
What with all the collapsing & coughing & health issues?

[ziznak]

Hey Art, do you think Hillary is healthy enough to be commander-in-chief?
What with all the collapsing & coughing & health issues?

no she's going to get elected and then quit after 2 months... sounds familiar!!

[mikuthing01]

Hey Art, do you think Hillary is healthy enough to be commander-in-chief?
What with all the collapsing & coughing & health issues?

Hillary is going to sacrifice Trump to Moloch and absorb his high energy win the election and campaign again in 2020

[jazmunda]

no she's going to get elected and then quit after 2 months... sounds familiar!!

et tu soon ziznak. et tu soon. 

[ge30542]

Brown University to stock free tampons and pads in both women's and men's restrooms. Google it.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

[effluenza]

Is Art back yet? Is the Heather nightmare over?

[Value Of Pi]

Brown University to stock free tampons and pads in both women's and men's restrooms. Google it.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Oh boy, free tampons!

[aldousburbank]

Brown University to stock free tampons and pads in both women's and men's restrooms. Google it.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

That is discriminatory toward the third bathroom community!

[jazmunda]

That is discriminatory toward the third bathroom community!

They do not offer tampons at my lemon tree in my backyard.

[ge30542]

They do not offer tampons at my lemon tree in my backyard.

Well then Jaz, sounds like you have a slam dunk case. Call your lawyer immediately!

[jazmunda]

Well then Jaz, sounds like you have a slam dunk case. Call your lawyer immediately!

Paging Art's Dark Matter Sirius lawyer. I can't lose. Too soon? 

[whoozit]

Paging Art's Dark Matter Sirius lawyer. I can't lose. Too soon? 

Is that Ima Ginary, junior partner at the prestigious law firm Dewey Cheatum and Howe?

[Richard Groyper]

Arthur William Bell (lll), against my better judgement, I sentenced you to time served. You will be released into the custody of this gentleman, bobo17 (pictured below).

[god of thunder]

Paging Art's Dark Matter Sirius lawyer. I can't lose. Too soon? 

Is that Lipshitz, Shyster and Associates? 

[Roswells, Art]

I am listening to an old Art show. It's the one where he talks about the DoT in Oregon blowing up a beached whale. Art played a report of it. It was pretty funny just because both the reporter and the people he interviewed sounded exactly like that old time radio comedy team Bob and Ray. I really couldn't tell the difference.

[jazmunda]

I am listening to an old Art show. It's the one where he talks about the DoT in Oregon blowing up a beached whale. Art played a report of it. It was pretty funny just because both the reporter and the people he interviewed sounded exactly like that old time radio comedy team Bob and Ray. I really couldn't tell the difference.

Here's the original news report.

https://youtu.be/xBgThvB_IDQ

[Uncle Duke]

I am listening to an old Art show. It's the one where he talks about the DoT in Oregon blowing up a beached whale. Art played a report of it. It was pretty funny just because both the reporter and the people he interviewed sounded exactly like that old time radio comedy team Bob and Ray. I really couldn't tell the difference.

https://youtu.be/aeFyYoEm2Vc

Should have used this guy, my hero Edgar K B Montrose.

[norland2424]

I am listening to an old Art show. It's the one where he talks about the DoT in Oregon blowing up a beached whale. Art played a report of it. It was pretty funny just because both the reporter and the people he interviewed sounded exactly like that old time radio comedy team Bob and Ray. I really couldn't tell the difference.

Isn't that the one that had whale pieces landing on cars and people haha

[albrecht]

https://youtu.be/aeFyYoEm2Vc

Should have used this guy, my hero Edgar K B Montrose.

Ha. I've always been intrigued by the stories and reports about some secret, invitation only "blowing sh*t up" festival in the desert that Bob Lazar talked about and Knapp reported on a while back (not sure if still goes on but we would never know about it, I guess.) Also enjoy watching (never been or did) these folks who have competitions, or just for fun, send up ANVILS into the sky via black powder. What goes up must come down and I'm guessing, from my limited experience in cartoons, that can sometimes be a bad thing! I've limited my pyro, in my youth, to more mundane homemade fireworks, throwing cans of starter fluid (ether) etc into bonfires, or modifying fireworks and model rockets but never the really big stuff like that festival or blowing up a dead whale.

[Uncle Duke]

Ha. I've always been intrigued by the stories and reports about some secret, invitation only "blowing sh*t up" festival in the desert that Bob Lazar talked about and Knapp reported on a while back (not sure if still goes on but we would never know about it, I guess.) Also enjoy watching (never been or did) these folks who have competitions, or just for fun, send up ANVILS into the sky via black powder. What goes up must come down and I'm guessing, from my limited experience in cartoons, that can sometimes be a bad thing! I've limited my pyro, in my youth, to more mundane homemade fireworks, throwing cans of starter fluid (ether) etc into bonfires, or modifying fireworks and model rockets but never the really big stuff like that festival or blowing up a dead whale.

Back several years ago, one the higher brow cable networks did a shorted lived TV series called "Man Versus Cartoon".  It featured some of world's foremost explosive material scientists from  the Energetic Materials Research and Training Center (EMRTC) at New Mexico Tech recreating scenes from cartoons, mostly "Roadrunner".  Don't know if it's available on line, but it was a hoot watching them show scientifically why Wile E. Coyote and the good people at Acme failed so miserably in efforts to kill the Roadrunner. 

[albrecht]

Back several years ago, one the higher brow cable networks did a shorted lived TV series called "Man Versus Cartoon".  It featured some of world's foremost explosive material scientists from  the Energetic Materials Research and Training Center (EMRTC) at New Mexico Tech recreating scenes from cartoons, mostly "Roadrunner".  Don't know if it's available on line, but it was a hoot watching them show scientifically why Wile E. Coyote and the good people at Acme failed so miserably in efforts to kill the Roadrunner.

Ha, I need to seek that out. I had a Wiley, but survived, moment as a kid with some buddies. Imagine the thought process at this time....hey air-rifle CO2 cartridge spent, hey this looks pretty solid, hey there is a hole there, why not fill it with powder from a part of a firework, and use a green fuse so have some time to get away? That friggin thing became, basically, a random missile that nailed through a shed wall and then carroomed off trees and, luckily, didn't hit anyone. I'm, actually, amazed I'm alive considering now, older, considering stuff for fun we did (even not as kid but in college etc) and how kids these days are so protected and, even me, caution them on stuff. But different world these days.