Art Bell

[WOTR]

All hail Goatse "The Merciful!" [x3] *bows* *kneels* *bows* *salutes*

Let not Bobo The Disciple, besmirch and fornicate Falkie's backside. Also, curse The Ratty One. Let her not lord her vast wealth over master Falkie any longer. His knees can't take much more. MV shall be defeated by the knights of 19.5! The power of tin foil hats and Pokémon GO will surely win the day.

Hail Falkie! Muhammad Jihad!

What the hell kind of a welcome is that?  You have used the names of those banished as lepers in your welcome to Bellgab letter?   Are you intentionally driving new members away?  Do you really hate Balderdash so much as to cause him (her?) to search for these names so that you can watch him (her?) gouge his (her?) eyes out with a spoon while loosing their grip on reality?

Please excuse Rekcuf, Balderdash.  He forgot that much like Scientology, we do not disclose all of our secrets at once and that you have to become accustomed to one truth before you will be prepared to move to the next level and confront additional thetans.  It is particularly bad that he mentioned Xenu by one of his other names, and I suggest that you confine yourself to this thread (and possibly "George Noory sucks") for at least the first month.

Welcome, and post often (in the above mentioned threads, only.)

[Roswells, Art]

He'll never be back.

[bateman]

He'll never be back.

I wonder if he got too many cock pics, or not enough.

[dipp]

African Elephants

Oh Michael. Don't forget about the wife and kids now.  :

[zeebo]

He'll never be back.

Best to confuse folks right up front, to help them acclimate.

[GravitySucks]

Best to confuse folks right up front, to help them acclimate.

Wheat from the chaff kind of thing?

[Roswells, Art]

Hahaha

[norland2424]

He'll never be back.

This is cockgab ( roster) after all 

[norland2424]

Best to confuse folks right up front, to help them acclimate.

You know my first bellgab experience was reading the falkie thread 

[someguy]

Muh feelz!

don't even try to get on my level you bougie fucker

[ItsOver]

He'll never be back.

Some people have all the luck. 

[GravitySucks]

You know my first bellgab experience was reading the falkie thread 

Is that where you met the Empress?

[ItsOver]

I wonder if he got too many cock pics, or not enough.

Can one ever have too many cock pics?

[BattyBrooke]

recent posts from Art's FB page:

Update:
I am feeling a bit better. I am taking some very strong drugs that seem to be clearing my Lungs. Not a fast process but going in the right direction at least.
Art

   They punched a hole in my Lung, that was super fun

    For the record I am now taking Linezolid 600mg twice a day price: $3000.00 for 20 and Augmentin 875mg twice a day. Really yummy with lots of side effects.

    So, I have lost about 20lbs so far, great diet!
I'am thinking of selling the Art Bell sure fire diet to get rid of that stubborn belly fat, just get deathly ill and you will turn up your nose at nearly all food, so no FedEx delivery even needed.

A post about Art, Bell on an Art Bell thread! Who'd have thunk it!

Thanks China clipper :-)

[Richard Groyper]

don't even try to get on my level you bougie fucker

Your level is shit.

[ge30542]

Are Methodists the ones that need to bring a covered dish to get into heaven or is that the Baptists?

You know why the Baptists don't make love standing up?
They don't want anyone to think they're dancing.

[akwilly]

You know why the Baptists don't make love standing up?
They don't want anyone to think they're dancing.

ha ha that is kinda true. My (Methodist) church camp was across the lake from the Baptist camp. I was swimming and sexing up the lady's while across the lake the Baptist weren't even aloud to wear shorts.

[Richard Groyper]

Oh Michael. Don't forget about the wife and kids now.  :

[norland2424]

Is that where you met the Empress?

No i remember i called falkie out for being a monster and he pmed me to explain that he didn't hit his gf .

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

What a surprise. An internet site that is welcoming of new members.

Welcome, balderdash!  Don't mind the hazing, because most of it isn't personal.  You just have to realize that this is BellGab, and if you choose to stay it will either kill you or make you stronger. 

[PB the Deplorable]

This thread really went off the rails. Unreadable.

Yes, it's so much more interesting when Art's telling us stories about people outside stalking and shooting at him.  Or when he talks about how much he just loves doing radio.  Or about needing a 'female voice' doing paranormal shows.  Or telling people to keep paying their subscriptions in case he decides to come back for a show.  Or when he parroting CNN back to us.  Or blathering about Trump.  Or some inane shit about flying drones or something.  Or what clock he has, or why he smokes

How about you Coaster, why not find something interesting about At Bell to post?

[Richard Groyper]

nope. i know who u are. and i live in the same town.   i'm pretty sure your wife would be pretty floored and wonder what sex u like if she saw some of this shit.
yr two kids might get a really bad opinion of you too when the get older and udnerstand the things

anyway i dont give two fucks what you do. but i'd bet yr wife would.
i'd lay low on what yr saying cuz i might not be the only one reading yr stuff you know.

if you write me, i wont write back. i care nothing about you. but i dont like what i see.
and i bet yr wife wouldnt either.

Haha! "My wife might find out..." oh noes! She's aware of what I post on here. You know me? I doubt that. You might know of me, but my 'friends' can spell properly. "You don't like what you see?" LOL! This is the internet faggot.

[norland2424]

Haha! "My wife might find out..." oh noes! She's aware of what I post on here. You know me? I doubt that. You might know of me, but my 'friends' can spell properly. "You don't like what you see?" LOL! This is the internet faggot.

Lol lol you got doxed bro!!

[akwilly]

Haha! "My wife might find out..." oh noes! She's aware of what I post on here. You know me? I doubt that. You might know of me, but my 'friends' can spell properly. "You don't like what you see?" LOL! This is the internet faggot.

damn I hope Amy doesn't find out that you are taken.

[I_Speculate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gPVRckG2sY

[Richard Groyper]

damn I hope Amy doesn't find out that you are taken.

I hope dipp doesn't tell my wife...

😂😂😂

[akwilly]

I hope dipp doesn't tell my wife...

😂😂😂

lol

[ge30542]

Yes, it's so much more interesting when Art's telling us stories about people outside stalking and shooting at him.  Or when he talks about how much he just loves doing radio.  Or about needing a 'female voice' doing paranormal shows.  Or telling people to keep paying their subscriptions in case he decides to come back for a show.  Or when he parroting CNN back to us.  Or blathering about Trump.  Or some inane shit about flying drones or something.  Or what clock he has, or why he smokes

How about you Coaster, why not find something interesting about At Bell to post?

PaperBoy, LOL!
Don't forget, John Titor was a "big get" for Girl Noory.

[Veridian3]

I'm new too but am deathly afraid to post a Pro-Art comment lest I be gang raped by the regulars of Bell  Gab.

[Veridian3]

I'll stick to this. Can someone point me to any Dreamland shows. They were my favorites.