Art Bell

[ACE of CLUBS]

Art quit. He is gone. Fight it.. He wanted to leave. give excuses and call me an asshole.

Agree ...... ^

This site was called 'George Noory Sucks' ....... once, long ago.

[Ciardelo]

Art quit. He is gone. Fight it.. He wanted to leave. give excuses and call me an asshole.

Bless you for your fine troll outreach work. Art didn't quit, he "hung it up for good" until he didn't. It's very simple, he's going to be back ANY DAY NOW when Heath permits him.

[coaster]

Bless you for your fine troll outreach work. Art didn't quit, he "hung it up for good" until he didn't. It's very simple, he's going to be back ANY DAY NOW when Heath permits him.

Art will be back.Just taking a day off and recovering for his girlfriend who wont fuck him because hes married, but she loves the job so he is sitting there with his head in his hands. /hack hack cough lame as fuck/ any man could have got laid, you didnt have to give her your job/
allergies...

[coaster]

Heather ran off with your job Art. lol.. Couldn't catch her. You got bored with mail... eh.  You know what they say. Stalkers and hoes kiddo. Does HEather have a non compete? lolz...
Art does two things ver good. Old radio shows and fucking the fuck up. stop looking at boobs bud. Heather is an ashtray.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Bless you for your fine troll outreach work. Art didn't quit, he "hung it up for good" until he didn't. It's very simple, he's going to be back ANY DAY NOW when Heath permits him.

Art Bell's the troll .....
On the internet,
Under the bridge ....

George Noory has 'won' this round,
And for the last 12+ years.

Art Bell can't hold a job ....

[coaster]

i wonder if Art stills lovessss Heather.  haha. You bought, and sold your show for a dime Art. That was her job before. She got old men off. She won bud..I give her credit. She stole an old lonely man off.
Fuck fans, Fuck the show. She says shes rubbing my balls. Have everything....
idiot.

[CornyCrow]

Heather ran off with your job Art. lol.. Couldn't catch her. You got bored with mail... eh.  You know what they say. Stalkers and hoes kiddo. Does HEather have a non compete? lolz...
Art does two things ver good. Old radio shows and fucking the fuck up. stop looking at boobs bud. Heather is an ashtray.

We really do not know how long Heather and Art have known each other.  Maybe it was for a long time.  Maybe Sirius would not allow him to shift the show over to her, so he created his own creature to gift her with.  Maybe it's a parting gift.  Maybe he met her through her other job.  We just don't know.

[MV/Liberace!]

Who the fuck is Art Bell?

Oh, yeah...  The dumbshit who married a much younger filipina who has probably gambled his money away while he's busy flying a drone inside the house with a young daughter, a stalker and COPD (not necessarily in that order).

God got the addicted people crossed up...  It was Art Bell who needed to OD on the opiates and Prince needed to live.

Bobo is short for Bell Oughtta Buy Orientals.  If he just paid whores for their company, they'd be cheaper than marrying one.

Is HW still doing her self-described sex work?  Question is:  Was she doing sex work under the table while receiving government benefits?  If so, when will she be audited?

i thought the sand in your vag was because you thought bellgab was too rude to art/heather.  i guess not.

[MV/Liberace!]

hey man.  how u been?

[MV/Liberace!]

i wonder if Art stills lovessss Heather.  haha. You bought, and sold your show for a dime Art. That was her job before. She got old men off. She won bud..I give her credit. She stole an old lonely man off.
Fuck fans, Fuck the show. She says shes rubbing my balls. Have everything....
idiot.

[Hollow Man]

Art quit. He is gone. Fight it.. He wanted to leave. give excuses and call me an asshole.

Huh?

[Hollow Man]

Art will be back.Just taking a day off and recovering for his girlfriend who wont fuck him because hes married, but she loves the job so he is sitting there with his head in his hands. /hack hack cough lame as fuck/ any man could have got laid, you didnt have to give her your job/
allergies...

For a dude with an admittedly low sex drive you sure have some great fuckin' interest in Art's supposed lust for Heather. Is that one of the only things that still gets you off anymore? All else has failed you and now only the thought of an aged but still virile Art Bell taking it to Heather like there's no tomorrow with his magnificent, throbbing, horselike geezer cock makes you feel alive? It's okay, we all have our quirky little triggers, I don't judge... 

[SciFiAuthor]

his magnificent, throbbing, horselike geezer cock makes you feel alive?

[73s]

magnificent, throbbing, horselike geezer cock makes you feel alive

Horselike? Is Bobo in the house?

[Hollow Man]

Heather ran off with your job Art. lol.. Couldn't catch her. You got bored with mail... eh.  You know what they say. Stalkers and hoes kiddo. Does HEather have a non compete? lolz...
Art does two things ver good. Old radio shows and fucking the fuck up. stop looking at boobs bud. Heather is an ashtray.

Couldn't catch her?! AHAHAHAHAH, that's so funny! Do the one about the refrigerator, I love that one!!! 

Mail? WTF? What does that even mean? You even bolded it, you drunken fuck. Damn, you probably don't even know yourself. What, is that some cute drunk attempt at calling her a cum dumpster or something? Or calling her old or what? Nah, you probably don't know that either, fucko. I know she wouldn't fuck you, that's for damned sure. She's out of your league. 

i wonder if Art stills lovessss Heather.  haha. You bought, and sold your show for a dime Art. That was her job before. She got old men off. She won bud..I give her credit. She stole an old lonely man off.
Fuck fans, Fuck the show. She says shes rubbing my balls. Have everything....
idiot.

That was her old job?! I had no idea because nobody's ever brought that up before! Wpw, that's so original. Icky girl was phone sex operator, EWWWWWW!!!! Man, you ARE fucking drunk, LOL!!! Stills loves? Nasties hobbitesses? PRECIOUS, WE LOVE PRECIOUS. Pathetic.

Fuck fans, Fuck the show. She says shes rubbing my balls. Have everything....
idiot.

What?? Heather told you she's rubbing your balls? WTF?? What everything, Art's show? You sound like a goddamn retard. Sober up, shitstain. Heather wouldn't jack you if your life depended on it. Falkie might, though. I mean, you're a big fan, and we all know how much you love him when you get drunk. You thought his Gabcast was, like, so epic, bra. Seems the booze brings out the truth in ya, HAHAHA. Besides, I bet you'd prefer him anyway, he seems more your type. 

[Hollow Man]

i thought the sand in your vag was because you thought bellgab was too rude to art/heather.  i guess not.

Where the fuck have you been? LOL. All this guy has done since December is bash Art and Heather. He's one of the worst here; hell, he's even wished death on him. He even rivals DickPenguin for the title. He hates you because it's called Bellgab and he hates Art and he hates making you money off the board named after a man he hates, thus his going through the trouble to try to adblock you because it bothers him THAT much. Amazing, is it not? The man's definitely gone nuts, no doubt about it. To think Art has so much power, AHHAHAHAHAH...

[Hollow Man]

Where's that from? It's fitting because it makes no fucking sense [just like coaster], but I don't get the context.

[Hollow Man]

Hey, man, it's his fantasy, not mine. I'm just stating it. 

[Hollow Man]

Horselike? Is Bobo in the house?

HAHA. I'm sure he's around. He does like horses, that's for damn sure. . Maybe that's the ulterior motive for the meeting, LOL.  Watch yourself, Art; his lust is great.

[soulburner]

So... should I wait for Art to show up occasionally or just cancel my subscription?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Where's that from? It's fitting because it makes no fucking sense [just like coaster], but I don't get the context.

Resident Evil/Biohazard. It was a journal entry from someone slowly going insane from the effects of the T-Virus, which turned him into a zombie. The T-Virus is a bottle of Everclear in this instance.

May 9, 1998

At night, we played poker with Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the researcher.

Steve was very lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag.


May 10th 1998

Today, a high ranking researcher asked me to take care of a new monster. It looks like a gorilla without any skin. They told me to feed them live food. When I threw in a pig, they were playing with it... tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before they actually ate it.


May 11th 1998

Around 5 o'clock this morning, Scott came in and woke me up suddenly. He was wearing a protective suit that looks like a space suit. He told me to put one on as well. I heard there was an accident in the basement lab. It's no wonder, those researchers never rest, even at night.


May 12th 1998

I've been wearing this annoying space suit since yesterday, my skin grows musty and feels very itchy. By way of revenge, I didn't feed those dogs today. Now I feel better.


May 13th 1998

I went to the medical room because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on my back and the doctor told me I did not need to wear the space suit any more. I guess I can sleep well tonight.


May 14th 1998

When I woke up this morning, I found another blister on my foot. It was annoying and I ended up dragging my foot as I went to the dog's pen. They have been quiet since morning, which is very unusual. I found that some of them had escaped. I'll be in real trouble if the higher-ups find out.


May 15th 1998

Even though I didn't feel well, I decided to go see Nancy. It's my first day off in a long time but I was stopped by the guard on the way out. They say the company has ordered that no one leave the grounds. I can't even make a phone call. What kind of joke is this?!


May 16th 1998

I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me?


May 19, 1998

Fever gone but itchy. Hungry and eat doggy food. Itchy Itchy Scott came. Ugly face so killed him. Tasty.

            4.

        Itchy.
        Tasty.

[doctor weird]

hey fellow night owls!

been trying to track down a copy of the MITD show w/ Jerry Wills from the other week, any chance one of you could hook me up with a copy?

me love you long time!

[bobo17]

Bobo 17 ........ are you Art Bell ?

NO, but thanks for asking it is indead a very big compliment.
can we please get back to me and the upcoming MEETING?

I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU NO, TRULY HOW BIG AND IMPORTANT I AM.
I FEEL LIKE I AM BIEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
I DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND MY TIME HEAR, TAKING ABUSE.
if this type of repsonse does not stop to my postings, i will have not other
recourse, but to leave the forum for good.

YOU DECIDE

bobo

[bobo17]

NO, but thanks for asking it is indead a very big compliment.
can we please get back to me and the upcoming MEETING?

I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU NO, TRULY HOW BIG AND IMPORTANT I AM.
I FEEL LIKE I AM BIEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
I DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND MY TIME HEAR, TAKING ABUSE.
if this type of repsonse does not stop to my postings, i will have not other
recourse, but to leave the forum for good.

YOU DECIDE

bobo

p.s.  I AM DEADLY SERIOUS THIS TIME....NO MORE SECOND CHANCES

[Dateline]

I FEEL LIKE I AM BIEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
I DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND MY TIME HEAR, TAKING ABUSE.
if this type of repsonse does not stop to my postings, i will have not other
recourse, but to leave the forum for good.

YOU DECIDE

That reads like an ultimatum from one of Norry's disenchanted women.

[Camazotz Automat]

I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU NO, TRULY HOW BIG AND IMPORTANT I AM.
I FEEL LIKE I AM BIEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
I DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND MY TIME HEAR, TAKING ABUSE.
if this type of repsonse does not stop to my postings, i will have not other
recourse, but to leave the forum for good.

YOU DECIDE

bobo

We could really use you over at the Billy Meier thread.

[trostol]

[norland2424]

NO, but thanks for asking it is indead a very big compliment.
can we please get back to me and the upcoming MEETING?

I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU NO, TRULY HOW BIG AND IMPORTANT I AM.
I FEEL LIKE I AM BIEING TAKEN FOR GRANTED.
I DO NOT HAVE TO SPEND MY TIME HEAR, TAKING ABUSE.
if this type of repsonse does not stop to my postings, i will have not other
recourse, but to leave the forum for good.

YOU DECIDE

bobo

Fuck off wolfman, you dirty pos

[Hollow Man]

Who the fuck is Art Bell?

Oh, he's just some guy you used to fucking gush over like a giddy little schoolgirl before he so terribly betrayed you by choosing his family over you. What an asshole! 

Oh, yeah...  The dumbshit who married a much younger filipina who has probably gambled his money away while he's busy flying a drone inside the house with a young daughter, a stalker and COPD (not necessarily in that order).

I'm impressed by your awesome psychic powers. Did you remote view his bank account or did your spirit guide just tell you what it was?

Where the fuck are you getting this drone shit? I've seen him fly it but that was outside. Are you drunk too, you simpering queerbait?

God got the addicted people crossed up...  It was Art Bell who needed to OD on the opiates and Prince needed to live.

Yeah, that's right, Art quit his show twice and abandoned us; he had the nerve to get a crazy stalker and lung disease! He deserves to die! Fuck, you really are a worthless piece of garbage, aren't you faggot? If there was a "just God" YOU  would've died long ago, LOL. I hope you burn to death in a fire. I sincerely mean that. I hope it's a slow death, too. The slower the more painful. I hope your family sees it too, so they can suffer as well. I'd like that. Hopefully somebody will tape it too so I can jack to it with furious abandon, as is my wont! 

Bobo is short for Bell Oughtta Buy Orientals.  If he just paid whores for their company, they'd be cheaper than marrying one.

LOLOLOLOL, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, LOLOLOLOLOL. Wow, you're so cool, man! You made an acronym out of Bobo to mock Art Bell and his Asian wife! BRILLIANT! Where, just where, do you come up with such witty jabs? You're a fucking dumbass.

As far as whores go, I'd like to whore you out- to ISIS. I got some candidates in mind to accompany you, too [Donald Noory was one, but he's already dead.. aw shucks... ]. Bet I could get a pretty penny for that. Of course, I'd have to perform a few surgical.. adjustments.. but I think I could manage that. Hell, I don't need anesthesia [because, you know, I don't give a fuck about you and want you to suffer and all that] and I know how to stop infections because I've watched Vikings [who needs medical school?] so I think I could do it with minimal assistance and get you all molded and sewed up. Afterall, Isis War Sex just isn't the same without the vagina, you know? I mean they don't wanna be no homos or nothin', right? Right! Glad you understand...

Is HW still doing her self-described sex work?  Question is:  Was she doing sex work under the table while receiving government benefits?  If so, when will she be audited?

Still obsessed with Heather and her sex work, huh? Damn, you got one deranged, pathetic crush on this broad. You want ALL the fucking details, even the timeline when she did it. Hell, you're even looking out for Uncle Sam to make sure that little whore paid her fair share, aren't you you rapey little creep? You'll probably start stalking her, too. Nah. You're too much of a coward for that. You ain't got it in ya., son. BURN.

[Hollow Man]

Why would you even post something like that?

Because he's a pathetic, obsessed little creep, that's why. Read his post history; before December he was a goddamned cheerleader for the man, a devoted fan. Now he wants him dead, just like that. This man is THE purest definition of a fair-weather fan I have ever seen. Truly incredible, LOL. Sack of shit...