Art Bell

[serenity]

The countdown clock is at t-minus 61 days in counting. Art, Art, Art!!!

Is everything set? Phones, Skype, Computers, Guests?
If so then It's time Art. Turn us loose.
I have the Op-Order ready to issue.  The S-3 and S-2 have everyone in the briefing room waiting.
The Black Helicopters are fueled and ready.
Night vision scopes all have new power sources.
Maps are all updated, the GPS is spooled up and ready
It's time for "Operation Take back the Night" (Classified Top Fucking Secret)
TURN US LOOSE!

[chefist]

I missed the gabcast tonight and have been wondering for awhile... I assumed a fountain or a urinal in an art installation, but I assume I am wrong because it kind of looks like a lab or a school... (that, and there is no tile around it.)I think there were only a few stray, unintended "nips" on the wrong targets back then.  So long as you did not bleed, the school probably moved onto softer prey...

The Tucson Ring...famous meteorite in the Smithsonian...

[WOTR]

The Tucson Ring...famous meteorite in the Smithsonian...

So an alien's urinal?

Thanks- that is kind of cool...

[bobpat46]

Is everything set? Phones, Skype, Computers, Guests?
If so then It's time Art. Turn us loose.
I have the Op-Order ready to issue.  The S-3 and S-2 have everyone in the briefing room waiting.
The Black Helicopters are fueled and ready.
Night vision scopes all have new power sources.
Maps are all updated, the GPS is spooled up and ready
It's time for "Operation Take back the Night" (Classified Top Fucking Secret)
TURN US LOOSE!

This is good. This forum always makes me laugh. I've been a part time lurker for a few years now, but the news that Art is coming back made me post. Thanks MV for such a great site.

[ItsOver]

This is good. This forum always makes me laugh. I've been a part time lurker for a few years now, but the news that Art is coming back made me post. Thanks MV for such a great site.

Welcome to the zoo.  Shut up and post often.

[paladin1991]

Sir, Emm Vee is somebody's son.

Tell him I am looking fwd to my Father's day card.  And the bottle of Scotch.  And the See-gar.

[The General]

If your wife ever gives you any crap you can always tell her "Yeah, well I was the top right corner quote on BellGab for almost a week."

Say with a wink, and you might even get some.

It won't work.  She had top corner once and she's not even really a poster (although she did join the forum later but has only posted maybe 6 times).  I quoted her one day as saying "I hate this website," referring to Bellgab.  That became top right quote.  She may be the only non-member that's had the distinction of top right quote. 

She's a one-upper.

[aldousburbank]

I'm just going to put it out to the universe here- Could Crystal and Willie please get together and re-record Midnight In The Desert as a duo for Art's new sign off tune? Thanks.

[Art Bell]

It is still to early to hard promo the show, people have short memories. I would say at best 2 Weeks before the show.

Art

[Roswells, Art]

people have short memories.

Art

You're name seems familiar. Welcome to the forum and post often.

[serenity]

It is still to early to hard promo the show, people have short memories. I would say at best 2 Weeks before the show.

Art

As you wish sir. We will be standing by.........You know this is getting exciting! I am working on some promos to post on my station, here and anywhere else I can get away with. When you are ready, so are we.

[nextgen.fm]

I've got my fireworks and a case of beer and my crystal skull collection polished for your triumphant return Art!

[chefist]

It is still to early to hard promo the show, people have short memories. I would say at best 2 Weeks before the show.

Art

ART...my daughter and I will be listening each night! I really appreciate your no bad language rule! Can't wait!!!

[PathoJen]

ART...my daughter and I will be listening each night! I really appreciate your no bad language rule! Can't wait!!!

I agree, I too appreciate the no bad language rule.

[nextgen.fm]

I agree, I too appreciate the no bad language rule.

People coming up today just don't know how to be funny and entertaining like the old days without getting all nasty and politically correct.

Also everyone is too easily offended nowadays and it has almost virtually killed entertainment.

[RoseGirl]

You know...I was just kinda thinkin'....looking back on it all, I am very impressed with Art for not bowing down to the vacant Sirius overlords, for not selling out to those nasty radio greed-mongers...and for using his time, money and talent to create his own network right from scratch. No point in fighting the suits, I always say. Cuz, at the end of the day, you're just a guy with a microphone and how you relate to people matters....it REALLY matters. See....now THAT is integrity. Good on ya Art!

And on Keith too...for all the hard work. Dark Matter is the kind of individualism and creativity that the net needs. I mean really...how many times in your life have you been able to watch a true talent actually take on the Heartless DaveBots of this world and win? Can't wait for Midnight in the Desert.

*stands up and applauds Art and Keith*

gentlemen, you da best

[MV/Liberace!]

I agree, I too appreciate the no bad language rule.

i think profanity has its place, but not on art's show.  i would be doing constant double takes if i heard people calling in exclaiming "fuck this" or "fuck that".

[chefist]

i think profanity has its place, but not on art's show.  i would be doing constant double takes if i heard people calling in exclaiming "fuck this" or "fuck that".

I specifically go to BellGab for the creative swearing!

[Humilia Lepus Foramen]

Vulgarity has become so common it's almost the countercultural thing to actually speak with dignity and class.  Well done Art.

[nextgen.fm]

i think profanity has its place, but not on art's show.  i would be doing constant double takes if i heard people calling in exclaiming "fuck this" or "fuck that".

fuck the greys!

[onan]

If my wife were to cheat on me with an alien, no matter how rich or good looking, I would cuss the fucker. I doubt, however I would call Art's show, cuz I could easily drop an F bomb.

[PaulAtreides]

fuck the greys!

I'm guessing you would like that.

[The General]

If my wife were to cheat on me with an alien, no matter how rich or good looking, I would cuss the fucker. I doubt, however I would call Art's show, cuz I could easily drop an F bomb.

If you have sex with an alien, are you obligated to tell your spouse? 
I thought that what happened on the mothership stayed on the mothership. 
We may have to consult Whitley Streiber AND Father Malachi Martin.

[Art Bell]

It's not like I don't know how to use bad language, I do. I just don't allow it on the air, nor do I want to. I do it like my Mom is listening, she always said people who use it all the time just have no other words to communicate with. Besides people of all goes listen and why drive many away?

Art

[Nick el Ass]

It is still to early to hard promo the show, people have short memories. I would say at best 2 Weeks before the show.

Art

Two weeks, and we will give 'em hell. That should be about 45 days from now. Excitment is starting to build.

[ItsOver]

People coming up today just don't know how to be funny and entertaining like the old days without getting all nasty and politically correct.

Also everyone is too easily offended nowadays and it has almost virtually killed entertainment.

Yes, sir.  Class today is quite a refreshing change.  It doesn't mean you have to be neutered, though.

[Nick el Ass]

It's not like I don't know how to use bad language, I do. I just don't allow it on the air, nor do I want to. I do it like my Mom is listening, she always said people who use it all the time just have no other words to communicate with. Besides people of all goes listen and why drive many away?

Art

I can make a drunken sailor blush, but clean up real well in public so no worries.

[maureen]

let us be inventive with our invectives, as was Christopher Fry: "You slawsy poodle! You tyke! You crapulous puddering pipsqueak!" or "You bubble-mouthing, fog-blathering, chin-chuntering, chap-flapping, liturgical, turgidical, base old man!" or "The whole thing's a lot of amphigourious, stultiquential fiddle-faddle." or "...his pomposity of snobjoy snores!"

[Nick el Ass]

It won't work.  She had top corner once and she's not even really a poster (although she did join the forum later but has only posted maybe 6 times).  I quoted her one day as saying "I hate this website," referring to Bellgab.  That became top right quote.  She may be the only non-member that's had the distinction of top right quote. 

She's a one-upper.

A couple that Gab's together stays together. You should both wear it like a badge of honor. I hope one day I can land the coveted top right corner... and a woman.

[chefist]

It's not like I don't know how to use bad language, I do. I just don't allow it on the air, nor do I want to. I do it like my Mom is listening, she always said people who use it all the time just have no other words to communicate with. Besides people of all goes listen and why drive many away?

Art

Absolutely, Art...your interviewing skills are what set you apart...each interesting, new question leads to the next...that is why I think we all listen to you...if someone wants swearing then just listen to some shock jock in the morning...