Art Bell

[Catsmile]

Funny he didn't run that by me yet.

Art

Reed make something up?

[popple]

Is that alien wearing a turtleneck?

It's chilly in the freezer.

[ge30542]

Hey Mr. Bell, Listening to an old show the other night, (4/02 I think), you talked about installing your "new thousand foot antenna". You were puzzled by 400 volts you were picking up, and couldn't explain why. Did you ever figure it out?

ALSO, heard today, you talking with Dept. of Defense War Gamer Bonnie Ranthum. She told you that D.O.D. has gamed for defense against a "NON-HUMAN" enemy.....CREEPY!

[Nick el Ass]

It's chilly in the freezer.

I was thinking maybe it was just a dapper little alien who got into such styles from its many trips to Earth.

[bateman]

I was thinking maybe it was just a dapper little alien who got into such styles from its many trips to Earth.

He & Sagan were drinking buddies.

[morgana213]

It's the glint in his red eye that gets me.   

Hmmmm....maybe he's really a robot and is winking at us....

[Nick el Ass]

I'm hosting a dinner party with very important people in attendance and I must adorn the top of my pizza roll casserole with an 11 foot flavoured butter ribbon. Anything short of 11 feet will be a disaster.

Such devices are always a little off with numbers, and I have no doubt you can get a little extra out of your Butter Butler if you do it just right. Btw, this pizza roll casserole looks delightful... and I'm sure it will be a hit with the guests if you top it off with a little special pizza punch too.

[Gemstone]

It's chilly in the freezer.

Dressing in layers. Wonder if he was wearing undies made in USA?

[paladin1991]

As a young Mexican child in Southern Arizona, I used to listen to the hits on KOMA in the nighttime AM band DX. In Oklahoma, not Arizona, what does it matter?

What does it matter?

Classic

[Nick el Ass]

Dressing in layers. Wonder if he was wearing undies made in USA?

I'm guessing aliens are avid freeballers. That is if they have them.

[phrodo]

Is that alien wearing a turtleneck?

He's a bit behind on fashion trends .. since they only travel at the speed of light.

[nextgen.fm]

Such devices are always a little off with numbers, and I have no doubt you can get a little extra out of your Butter Butler if you do it just right. Btw, this pizza roll casserole looks delightful... and I'm sure it will be a hit with the guests if you top it off with a little special pizza punch too.

lol wow

How many JOrches would that take

[Nick el Ass]

He's a bit behind on fashion trends .. since they only travel at the speed of light.

He is one of those hipster aliens.

He & Sagan were drinking buddies.

And could drink Sagan, or anyone else for that matter under the table.

[morgana213]

Dressing in layers. Wonder if he was wearing undies made in USA?

JP Mucklestone parhaps.

[Heather Wade]

Hmmmm....maybe he's really a robot and is winking at us....

Dunno.  I'm sensing some serious 'tude from that turtlenecked alien.  Can robots have 'tude?

[jimg]

Dunno.  I'm sensing some serious 'tude from that turtlenecked alien.  Can robots have 'tude?

Oh, yeah. I've heard that they can have sooooo much 'tude. Too much 'tude.

[zeebo]

lol wow

How many JOrches would that take

Jeez that would knock out an alien even if it had like twenty of those "little flapper things".

[DesertFox]

Groan, Lawyers. You talk about a issue, so then the Lawyers get it and make new issues, what a pain in the butt. Now it will drag into next Week.

Art

Art--don't tell me...they're trying to slip a 20 year non-compete on ya!

[bateman]

Art--don't tell me...they're trying to slip a 20 year non-compete on ya!

I would still listen to Midnight 7PM in the Convalescent Home.

[Nick el Ass]

lol wow

How many JOrches would that take

A whole army of them, and any scorpions that might tag along too.

[phrodo]

I would still listen to Midnight 7PM in the Convalescent Home.

By that time we won't need no stinking personal electronic devices .. they will be embedded in our brain.

[jazmunda]

I would still listen to Midnight 7PM in the Convalescent Home.

I'd be willing to listen to Ouija to Oujia AM. Too soon? 

[Lt.Uhura]

The Ouija Board isn't as frightening as it once was thanks to kitschy commercialism.  I'll admit I was taken in by this cute little keychain...

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And of course you can find just about anything kitschy at etsy, even the Ouija corset!

http://www.etsy.com/search?ref=auto-1&q=ouija&order=most_relevant&view_type=gallery&ship_to=US&all=1

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[morgana213]

Dunno.  I'm sensing some serious 'tude from that turtlenecked alien.  Can robots have 'tude?

Yes, when the singularity finally occurs, robots will take over.  That is why I'm being so friendly with Robbie.  If I get in good now, perhaps I will be safe from their brutal reign. 

This must be a precursor.....  OMG!   I wonder where that freezer is!  No wonder he's winking!

[SaucyRossy]

I have this really weird feeling that shit is about to get weird as fuck in here.

Watch out for Davebots and always let your pizza rolls cool before throwing them away.

[sydtron]

The Ouija Board isn't as frightening as it once was thanks to kitschy commercialism.  I'll admit I was taken in by this cute little keychain...

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And of course you can find just about anything kitschy at etsy, even the Ouija corset!

http://www.etsy.com/search?ref=auto-1&q=ouija&order=most_relevant&view_type=gallery&ship_to=US&all=1

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I like how it says. "Game peice"  lol

"Stuck in traffic? Use your handy Ouija key fob for directions from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!"

[Nick el Ass]

I like how it says. "Game peice"  lol

"Stuck in traffic? Use your handy Ouija key fob for directions from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!"

It would be less annoying than some of the GPS devices. Turn left, crash into the wall, and join us in the afterlife.

[coaster]

Reed is such an ass. Please don't have him on again. He went from having an alien to some newagey bs just to get back on the radio. Guy has been a conman from the start. I hate that guy. This was one of his posts on Art's page-
"Regardless of what the disinformational propagandists are shouting... Time Travel DOES currently exist, and is being used by select military applications.The LINK alien device I found in 1996, has proven that advanced alien technology exists, using other dimensions to slip instantly through time/space...as means to produce physical space travel. DrReed-"
translation- "I need fucking attention. Let me back on Art. please please please."

[Lt.Uhura]

I like how it says. "Game peice"  lol

"Stuck in traffic? Use your handy Ouija key fob for directions from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!"

Lol!  I can imagine once we've wiped each other off the planet and some advanced species arrives on Earth.  Among the artifacts left behind they find things like the Ouija Board keychain and the Butter Butler! 

[Nick el Ass]

Lol!  I can imagine once we've wiped each other off the planet and some advanced species arrives on Earth.  Among the artifacts left behind they find things like the Ouija Board keychain and the Butter Butler!

At least the Butter Butler is useful unlike Dave Noorie. Also if those advanced beings are already here on Earth, and hear a broadcast from him they will think humans are really weak... and attack us with flaming hot pizza rolls.