Art Bell

[BobGrau]

But we relish off-topic posts, such as yours which does not mention Art Bell.

Nailed it.

...Twice.

Stapled it?

[nooryisawesome]

I for one want Bellgab more centered on Turkey Basting.

Please Faulkie elaborate. What should I use to baste a Turkey? Water or some sort of solution. I know nothing about this.

Also How is your GF faulkie? Ever get the car fixed? Get new glasses yet? Have you done any shopping at cost co lately?

I personally never been to cost co but ive been to Sams Club.
What kind of name is that for a store. I mean does your name have to be Sam to get in?

[aldousburbank]

I personally never been to cost co but ive been to Sams Club.
What kind of name is that for a store. I mean does your name have to be Sam to get in?

What about Microsoft?

[DanTSX]

What about Microsoft?

I'm an apple user

[aldousburbank]

I'm an apple user

I don't even want to know buddy.

[bateman]

I for one want Bellgab more centered on Turkey Basting.

Please Faulkie elaborate. What should I use to baste a Turkey? Water or some sort of solution. I know nothing about this.

Also How is your GF faulkie? Ever get the car fixed? Get new glasses yet? Have you done any shopping at cost co lately?

I personally never been to cost co but ive been to Sams Club.
What kind of name is that for a store. I mean does your name have to be Sam to get in?

[jazmunda]

Also How is your GF faulkie?

I want to know what the GF's thoughts are on whether Art will ever be back and whether she think George Noory sucks.

#FreeFalkiesGirlfriend

Literally. Someone needs to free Falkie's girlfriend. She's never seen in the videos. She may be trapped in one of the boxes or box fans.

[SciFiAuthor]

SciFi, any fooll what makes realmoney dont give flying fuk bout no pimp employer reeding their stupit mispellified posts.

I lik ur lernin. Hired.

[SciFiAuthor]

So, making "real" money, lets talk about that generalization here, do you really think that posting to the an internet forum under the name CarlosSpiceyWiener or something is going to effect your "future job" opportunities?  How, unless you tell them, OH and by the way my user name is x on Bellgab, they'd look at it and laugh.  It's a forum not Facebook, there's to high a level of anonymity on here to worry about such things.  As for how much money someone does or doesn't make, lol, pulling out all the stops here aren't ya of trying to make someone feel bad and rip on them, but in reality I have never even been asked if I have a Facebook page for any job interviews, except by the VA, when I was getting out of the military.  If you are worried about the "connection" and fearful of the internet why would you even be on here.  Wouldn't there be the potential for someone to see YOUR posts too, and what you've said could instantly get you fired, especially for comparing lower IQ'd people to a person from the country of India.  How classy!

No, actually I was responding to getting ripped on ceaselessly by jackass there across multiple threads over a lengthy period of time. I'm self-employed and don't have to worry about it, not to mention that I post from a positive point of view. If you'll take needless risks just to slag on Noory and his employees to his level, then you're either dumb or getting paid for it. Nowhere in my post did I make the comparison you claim, you're purposely misconstruing it. Why?

[Little Hater]

Falkie2013: 
Therein lies the problem...relevant to the topic.  Not for your personal monologues on:

Your car, girlfriends, Pittsburgh, health, pets, fans, apartment, new mic, Israeli government and the list goes on dominating the threads paragraph after paragraph none of which are on topic.  Nor is it necessary for any one poster to feel the need to respond to each and every post.  Others don't.

This isn't the first time you've been called out on it.  Many others have posted about it as have I in the GNS thread fairly recently asking what your rambling post about your private life had to do with the topic of the thread.  Judging from the IM's I received there are many posters who are sick and tired of your monopolizing the threads about your personal life, some have even stopped posting.

Yet, you don't seem to care what many, if not most, feel about you using these forums for your own personal use as you continue to ignore the numerous subtle and some not so subtle comments.  Nor do you seem to realize how you are taking advantage of MV's good graces in making this forum available to ALL OF US and not for your daily diary.

Just put the dumb son of a bitch on your Ignore list. Makes scrolling pages much faster, too.

[Jocko Johnson]

Heh, look at you bursting blood vessels. Here's how I know you make next to no money; you haven't made the connection between job vetting and the internet. Anyone that makes meaningful money doesn't post like you do, because they understand that there is a chance that an employer might see it.

I'm guessing you're either some angry fast food employee that takes it out in forums without ever realizing that your real problem is an IQ of 85, or some guy in India paid to collapse forums. Your shitty English skills betray as much.

Guess what jerk off...retired many years...employer ha! Did my thing and don't need you your kind or anyone else to vette me here or anywhere else...I do just fine and do as I please. So go earn your meager living kissing ass. Ha I do this for fun. Ever think of that genius. I asked you way back about ur books...maybe you burnt a bridge dick. You have no idea how wrong you are just crack me up...LMAO!!!!!

So nit wit in the spirit of the holiday...in a time when mankind tries to act and think as if no evil exists in the world...and in an attempt to bury the fishing gig...Merry Christmas fish face.

[Jocko Johnson]

Authentic Pittsburgh accents in this one too.

light up night pittsburgh 2013

At least there's still the Oyster Bar, the oldest bar in Pittsburgh and maybe in the country for all I know.

Light Up Night in Downtown Pittsburgh

I keep waiting for someone to do Christmas songs in authentic Pittsburghese as G*d intended.


For some reason Californians don't light up their houses like people in the 'Burgh do.
I filmed some video of houses around here but Iphoto put it all into one giant video and it wouldn't load to You Tube so I'm going to have to re-install them on my Mac. Once I'm out of being sick its time for another trip to the Genius Bar.
Next year I'm going to buy an Ipad so I won't have to keep dragging my Imac back and forth.
I got my new portable Buffalo HD and put Mavericks on it but have no idea how to put the old stuff from OSX6.8 over to it.
I wanted to be able to run my old games and stuff and yet be up to date. Drive works fine so does Mavericks so far.
I love Christmassy stuff. Just could never be a Christian because of what has been done to our and other people in the name of religion and hatred/bigotry.
I don't approve of what the Israeli governments have done at times either but still support Israel's right to exist.
And can never understand why the Jews of Israel and the Muslims cannot get along since we have the same Father Abraham and the same G*d and are brothers or at least cousins.

How old is the oyster bar? Couple in NYC from very early 1700's...one I think is still operating in the south street seaport in the area once known as the fulton fish mkt.

Oh this is like the off topic posts you guys were talking about...? Opps sorry so should I be doing this in another thread?

And Jaz jumping on the bandwagon to nail his buddy falkie!? Whaaa? His podcast partner posting buddy from down under turns on the falk-ster!?  Where is this world going!!!!!!?  Oh God, Jesus and baby Jesus!

[jazmunda]

And Jaz jumping on the bandwagon to nail his buddy falkie!? Whaaa? His podcast partner posting buddy from down under turns on the falk-ster!?  Where is this world going!!!!!!?  Oh God, Jesus and baby Jesus!

Have you not seen any of his posts or videos where he calls me the evil Jazmunda the criminal mastermind?

Tits for tats.

[steelbot]

No, actually I was responding to getting ripped on ceaselessly by jackass there across multiple threads over a lengthy period of time. I'm self-employed and don't have to worry about it, not to mention that I post from a positive point of view. If you'll take needless risks just to slag on Noory and his employees to his level, then you're either dumb or getting paid for it. Nowhere in my post did I make the comparison you claim, you're purposely misconstruing it. Why?

I wasn't intentionally misconstruing it, but it did come across that way, which really gives it more credit to the validity of taking things out of context on the internet.  How this could possibly play against someone seeking a job, as you had pointed out he must be poor, because no way the association between what he says, and how he posts, would lend itself to him making money because of the internet, and what possible job seekers may be looking at.  Since you're self employed and stated you don't have to worry about it, why are you?  How do you KNOW he's not self employed either?  You made claims, I just compared your words low IQ and being Indian, granted I combined them instead of left them separate, but you still used both in a slanderous way to offend your target.  By doing so, how positive is your post after all?

[wr250]

Have you not seen any of his posts or videos where he calls me the evil Jazmunda the criminal mastermind?

Tits for tats.

the solution is obvious. call in to falkies show. he will quit after a week or 2.

[Unquenchable Angst]

Sam's Club  named for Sam Walton ,Walmart founder.
Baste a turkey with the juices rendered from the bird as it cooks or cook the bird in one of those oven bags and it will self baste and be much moister.

[wr250]

Sam's Club  named for Sam Walton ,Walmart founder.
Baste a turkey with the juices rendered from the bird as it cooks or cook the bird in one of those oven bags and it will self baste and be much moister.

i put mine in for a swim overnight in a brown sugar brine. no need to baste.

[Oni]

Art will never be back on main stream or any stream except his own after that crap he pulled.

[Oni]

Sam's Club  named for Sam Walton ,Walmart founder.
Baste a turkey with the juices rendered from the bird as it cooks or cook the bird in one of those oven bags and it will self baste and be much moister.

Deep fried or BBQed is far better

[SciFiAuthor]

Guess what jerk off...retired many years...employer ha! Did my thing and don't need you your kind or anyone else to vette me here or anywhere else...I do just fine and do as I please. So go earn your meager living kissing ass. Ha I do this for fun. Ever think of that genius. I asked you way back about ur books...maybe you burnt a bridge dick. You have no idea how wrong you are just crack me up...LMAO!!!!!

So nit wit in the spirit of the holiday...in a time when mankind tries to act and think as if no evil exists in the world...and in an attempt to bury the fishing gig...Merry Christmas fish face.

No, I didn't think you did it for fun. It never occurred to me because the person that would waste that kind of time on something so freakishly negative would have to be a batshit crazy whackjob. I just couldn't fathom that. But seeing as it's the holiday season, Merry Christmas you blithering old Noory-hating coot.

[SciFiAuthor]

I wasn't intentionally misconstruing it, but it did come across that way, which really gives it more credit to the validity of taking things out of context on the internet.  How this could possibly play against someone seeking a job, as you had pointed out he must be poor, because no way the association between what he says, and how he posts, would lend itself to him making money because of the internet, and what possible job seekers may be looking at.  Since you're self employed and stated you don't have to worry about it, why are you?  How do you KNOW he's not self employed either?  You made claims, I just compared your words low IQ and being Indian, granted I combined them instead of left them separate, but you still used both in a slanderous way to offend your target.  By doing so, how positive is your post after all?

What I said was clear, you just intentionally combined them for some unknown reason. Dipshit started this, everything I've said is in direct response to something he's said. We've now finished, so go rob a celebrity with a pirate stream or something so I don't have to fuck with this thread anymore.

[steelbot]

What I said was clear, you just intentionally combined them for some unknown reason. Dipshit started this, everything I've said is in direct response to something he's said. We've now finished, so go rob a celebrity with a pirate stream or something so I don't have to fuck with this thread anymore.

it's all right, I did combine them, not intentionally, but it happened, I was merely trying to suggest that what you said, if not looked at by the most awake eyes, or with as much regard for proofreading, could have construed an belief that you were making fun of people with low IQ's or from India.  And IN THAT, you were complaining about what someone was saying on the internet.  Just sounded a little hypocritical is all to me.  Sorry.

[BobGrau]

What I said was clear, you just intentionally combined them for some unknown reason. Dipshit started this, everything I've said is in direct response to something he's said. We've now finished, so go rob a celebrity with a pirate stream or something  so I don't have to fuck with this thread anymore.

Made me lol.

[jazmunda]

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[Surmo]

No posts for two days?  That says a lot about things.

[Surmo]

One thing I have wanted to say.....  Bateman, your show is excellent.  The last three I listened to have all been good bordering on great (in this genre).  Thank you.

Just one small criticism.....your voice sometimes seems a little too quiet to pick up what you are saying when I listen.  Any way to use the wonders of science to make it more audible?

That is the only criticism I can come up with, so please take this as a 99% "atta boy." Thanks for the expected many listening hours into the future.

And Merry Christmas to all!

[Surmo]

And I hope my last post is not viewed as off-topic!

[Falkie2013]

The sun is shining, the sand is yellow.
The carrot fronds and cactuses sway.
I've never seen such a day in Pahrump, Nevada as today.

I'm dreaming of a $noore free Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Where the palm trees glisten and children listen,
to hear Crystal singing at midnight so sweetly so.

I'm dreaming of a $noore free Christmas,
With every day that goes on by.
May your podcasts be silly and light,
And may all your downloads come out right.

I'm dreaming of an Art Bell Christmas,
Just like the ones we used to know.
With tales of Christmas kittens, and bigfeet without mittens,
And bunnies playing in the snow.

I'm dreaming of an Art Bell Christmas,
With only 2 Christmases to go.
No more Ed Dames or Angel's many names.
Or numbers ladies all in a row, like the 12 angels of Christmaz.

I'm dreaming of an Art Bell miracle.
With Art Bell back on top you see.
May your songs begin at midnight,
And may all your oases be filled with light.

I'm waiting for 2 more years.
Sometime in 2015 with a joy, I've seldom seen.
No more boring bee-yond buh-leef,
Nor bleating condescending sheep praising the $noore,
As the airwaves return to sanity once more.
And may Art the king in Nye bring us relief !

[georgesucks]

And I hope my last post is not viewed as off-topic!

Merry Christmas my friend.

[maureen]

The sun is shining, the sand is yellow.
The carrot fronds and cactuses sway.
I've never seen such a day in Pahrump, Nevada as today.

I'm dreaming of a $noore free Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Where the palm trees glisten and children listen,
to hear Crystal singing at midnight so sweetly so.

I'm dreaming of a $noore free Christmas,
With every day that goes on by.
May your podcasts be silly and light,
And may all your downloads come out right.

I'm dreaming of an Art Bell Christmas,
Just like the ones we used to know.
With tales of Christmas kittens, and bigfeet without mittens,
And bunnies playing in the snow.

I'm dreaming of an Art Bell Christmas,
With only 2 Christmases to go.
No more Ed Dames or Angel's many names.
Or numbers ladies all in a row, like the 12 angels of Christmaz.

I'm dreaming of an Art Bell miracle.
With Art Bell back on top you see.
May your songs begin at midnight,
And may all your oases be filled with light.

I'm waiting for 2 more years.
Sometime in 2015 with a joy, I've seldom seen.
No more boring bee-yond buh-leef,
Nor bleating condescending sheep praising the $noore,
As the airwaves return to sanity once more.
And may Art the king in Nye bring us relief !

nice, Falkie! and a merry Xmas to you and yours!