Art Bell

[ItsOver]

Let's be honest, we post on a forum about Art Bell. We don't get invited to parties.

What's a party?  Eh, who cares.  I'm too busy admiring my collection of MV avatars.

[Hollow Man]

You almost lost me until you started talking about missing the debates because of the necessity of beating your Negros.

I'm glad I touched your heart so deeply. It's funny, the things that reach us...

Being somebody who occasionally self-identifies as being on the right, it renewed my interest in your post.  Of course, sometimes I self-identify as being on the left and so was at least 50% repulsed by your humour...

I wish you well in resolving your schizophrenia. Just so you know, I'm here for you. Nevermind the absinthe and restraints in the corner; I only use those on my female patients...

Damn it, I'm conflicted now... Help me to know how to feel- are you really pro-Art, or do you just play that on the internets?

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Hell yeah I'm fuckin pro-Art! Have been for almost two decades. Proud of it, too. People don't like that, tough fuckin' shit. I could honestly give a damn. Hell, not only am I a big Art fan, I'm probably the most vicious Art fan on this whole fucking forum. I think my post to laserfag ain't bad proof of that. Just saying. Now, do I necessarily agree with all the decisions Art's made when it comes to some of his problems? Fuck no. If it was me I'd hire the fucking guards and get back on yesterday. But that's me. I ain't Art, and he ain't me. Doesn't mean I'm gonna fucking crucify him over it.for it or abandon him. I'm also not gonna go psycho because he's got fucking lung problems and abandon him over that. I just wish he'd brought this up before, when it really started getting to him. Or maybe it just started [or got worse enough to mention] so now is the only time he could tell us. Shit happens and life's a bitch. There's not always a goddamned conspiracy behind something. You want that, go find Jorch; I'm sure he'll have a place for ya.  :

[Hollow Man]

HA. Fair enough, friend, fair enough...

Who could have seen this coming?

Isn't it amazing? Heh, no, not hard to believe at all, no hostility here; you were basically right. There's plenty of shit to bitch about within our own borders. But bitchslaps were called for and bitchslaps were delivered. 

Honestly, I did not wish to interfere with your display of interpretive dance. That was an epic post. Carry on!

LOL. Think nothing of it, thanks brother. Cheers.

[Hollow Man]

Concerning Castro, he was actually quite favored by alot of politicians way back in the day- I recently heard a whole thing about it and he had support from some crazy places- Just cannot remember exactly all the details.

The U.S. originally thought he was an ally. Hell, we helped him come to power! Look how that turned out. Seems to be a recurring theme with us: Cuba, the Middle East, the mujahideen, etc etc...

I've heard the praising of Castro thing about Sanders and that doesnt bother me- Theres a ton of things that do bother me about him but not that.

Yeah, I hear you.

I supported Clinton and we all do , say and think dumb things at times. Between Sanders and Clinton though- i'll take the Sanders.

Yeah, you and alot of Trump guys, actually. And vice versa. Fuck, you've got alot of people who are trying to decide between Trump and Sanders. It's pretty funny, actually.

Where you've really crossed the line is when you went and insulted the macarina. Who the fuck do you think you are? Thats nothing to even joke about.

I fucking hated that shit, especially when I saw politicians doing it. I will never forgive the creator of that thing. Never

[ItsOver]

...I fucking hated that shit, especially when I saw politicians doing it. I will never forgive the creator of that thing. Never

Oh, how I despise "in" trends, seemingly started by mentally challenged, valley girl equivalents and encouraged by the brain dead mass media.

http://youtu.be/mbnd8N2qRdc

[Hollow Man]

Oh, how I despise "in" trends, seemingly started by mentally challenged, valley girl equivalents and encouraged by the brain dead mass media.

http://youtu.be/mbnd8N2qRdc

...

That is abominable. What, do they think they're cute or something? Fuck. I bet that was the highlight of their day, too. For they now, too, can be cool. *pukes*

[ItsOver]

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That is abominable. What, do they think they're cute or something? Fuck. I bet that was the highlight of their day, too. For they now, too, can be cool. *pukes*

ALL the local news I've tolerated recently is this way.  It's like watching a bunch of retarded rejects in a high school cafeteria.  I guess the latest murders and weather are not enough. 

[Hollow Man]

ALL the local news I've tolerated recently is this way.  It's like watching a bunch of retarded rejects in a high school cafeteria.  I guess the latest murders and weather are not enough.

LOL. Maybe they can put them and that stupid dance in the next "High School Musical" movie [if they make anymore, which I'm sure they will because God hates us all]. They can be cast as the stern turned 'hip' authority figures who join all the bubbly, happy-go-lucky students in their cool new dance acts. Fuck waterboarding, that's torture enough.

[ItsOver]

LOL. Maybe they can put them and that stupid dance in the next "High School Musical" movie [if they make anymore, which I'm sure they will because God hates us all]. They can be cast as the stern turned 'hip' authority figures who join all the bubbly, happy-go-lucky students in their cool new dance acts. Fuck waterboarding, that's torture enough.

Heh, reminds me of this Bruce Willis scene.

http://youtu.be/-UNQzBynaQY

"Stop! Stop!  Stop the dancing!  I'll talk!"

[onan]

The dab is now, fleek is just a memory.

[ItsOver]

The dab is now, fleek is just a memory.

Cam is no doubt back to dabbing tears after the Super Bowl.  "Now that you're up to date on the latest idiocy in pop culture, we now take you to sports to further enhance your brain damage!"

http://youtu.be/6xxzZYqXZIE

[Richard Groyper]

Marines never try for a gig so that they can be forced to admit defeat and have to surrender. That's what you'd be in for with this deployment. Even the Army isn't interested in this one. Right, rekcuf?

Affirmative. I heard the Coast Guard "gets it". 

[Richard Groyper]

lol @ "beating negros"

[ItsOver]

Affirmative. I heard the Coast Guard "gets it". 

"That's true!  Have I told you I was in the Navy?"

[Richard Groyper]

"That's true!  Have I told you I was in the Navy?"

Is that "butt pirate", Dave?

[Richard Groyper]

The dab is now, fleek is just a memory.

whip and nene?

[Uncle Duke]

"That's true!  Have I told you I was in the Navy?"

Nine years wasn't it?  Did you get to go to Iraq?

[GravitySucks]

whip and nene?

We need a BellGab move. Like The Falkie or the Penguin.

[Richard Groyper]

We need a BellGab move. Like The Falkie or the Penguin.

The one hitter quitter?

[ItsOver]

Nine years wasn't it?  Did you get to go to Iraq?

"I would have luved to go but other things were calling"

[Philosopher]

hahaha. jesus christ people are fucking retarded.

since you made the "upper right hand corner" I thought I would try to clarify something.  Are you saying "jesus christ people are fucking retarded"  - or - "jesus christ, people are fucking retarded".

The comma makes a lot of difference.

[Grooot]

My Wife didn't want to come to America at all, I am the one who made that decision because they wouldn't let me keep my antenna's up. We will be Married Ten Years in April and could not be happier, think whatever you wish.

Art

Gratz on 10 years   It's good to hear from you.  I love the liners for MITD.  I wanted to tell you I saw you on the movie "I Know Who Killed Me" with Lyndsey Lohan wasn't a great movie but it was so cool to see you in it.  It made my day   Take care hope to hear you on MITD sometime.

Scott

[Philosopher]

My Wife didn't want to come to America at all, I am the one who made that decision because they wouldn't let me keep my antenna's up. We will be Married Ten Years in April and could not be happier, think whatever you wish.

Art

Maybe the "Stalker" is a former Filipino antenna regulator who got fired because Art left Manila.

[Auslandia]

since you made the "upper right hand corner" I thought I would try to clarify something.  Are you saying "jesus christ people are fucking retarded"  - or - "jesus christ, people are fucking retarded".

The comma makes a lot of difference.

I'm going with both

[Mastodonkey]

he brought his bitch? to the motherfucking waffle hut?

[Gruntled]

We already have someone here that makes long posts, her name is ShreddyVagoo and she is interesting.  You'll never beat her.

Heh heh 
Roswells,Art, you are great. I enjoy your style.

[mrswizard]

Just want to pop in here and say to everyone, "hi, and goodbye".  I've had my fill of the attitude and the treatment of liberalism.  My apologies, but I just am at a place philisophically where some of the sucking up to Art (I LOVE Art, but some stuff here is just plain too much), and the berating of people such as gays is just not the kind of thing I want to spend what little time I have with.  Don't get me wrong, you are all very interesting people and some of you are even pretty bright, but I just don't have the stamina or value system to spend time here when I can spend it renewing my technical education (I'm trying to do a career shift for the better).  God bless you all, and please don't reply and go off topic, I won't even come here to see the replies anyways.  May you all fare well, but I'm outa here.  Peace all!

Do NOT let the door hit you in the ass on your way out...

[mrswizard]

Anybody who thinks legal immigration to America is easy is nuts.

Art

I remember the ridiculous hoops you all had to jump through just to get her here... It was a mess.

[ge30542]

I remember the ridiculous hoops you all had to jump through just to get her here... It was a mess.

Thus the phrase, "BUY AMERICAN"

[creepygreenlight]

I remember the ridiculous hoops you all had to jump through just to get her here... It was a mess.

I'm no rocket scientist, but I'm pretty sure that legally immigrating to most civilized countries on Earth is a "mess" to deal with.  No need for us to sit here and act like it's unique to America, but the good news is that in America, if you have about $3,000 and balls of steel, you can just pay to be smuggled in through Mexico!

Here in "The South" we've got 'stash houses' full of people smuggled over waiting to be sent to their final place.  It's an entire underground enterprise, a gigantic black market vacation industry of sorts.  The US immigration laws are ridiculously relaxed if you do it the "easy" way...  hell, you may even make some new friends or make a few thousand bucks shoving condoms full of heroin up your ass.