Art Bell

[FortCock]

I have a third cousin that works at Serius/XM in the custodial department and she has it on inside knowledge that Art Bell has met, on at least 3 occasions, with Howard Stern about Art taking over Jackie "the Joke man" Martling's position.  Interestingly, Serius/XM is also in negotiations with KNYE to buy out all of the tapes of Ed Dames from the 1990s.  Coincidence??? I think that we might be on the verge of a huge announcement where Stern, Bell, and Dames decide to go head to head with Coast and Noory.  Also, my ex-wife, who works at Verizon, texted me the other day to "blow me."  Now mind you, it has already been confirmed by Fort Rock's Portland source that Bell uses Verizon...so could her message to "blow me" be Bell trying to reach out to the fanbase through a third party about the wind still blowing???  Im mentally in a really good place right now.  My Dr. says that my theories are really good and that I am making progress since the government-ordered castration...Stay Tuned....

[Sammi]

I have a third cousin that works at Serius/XM in the custodial department and she has it on inside knowledge that Art Bell has met, on at least 3 occasions, with Howard Stern about Art taking over Jackie "the Joke man" Martling's position.  Interestingly, Serius/XM is also in negotiations with KNYE to buy out all of the tapes of Ed Dames from the 1990s.  Coincidence??? I think that we might be on the verge of a huge announcement where Stern, Bell, and Dames decide to go head to head with Coast and Noory.  Also, my ex-wife, who works at Verizon, texted me the other day to "blow me."  Now mind you, it has already been confirmed by Fort Rock's Portland source that Bell uses Verizon...so could her message to "blow me" be Bell trying to reach out to the fanbase through a third party about the wind still blowing???  Im mentally in a really good place right now.  My Dr. says that my theories are really good and that I am making progress since the government-ordered castration...Stay Tuned....

was the last part a joke?

[b_dubb]

All of it is a joke. FR has been punking us for far too long

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Thats post above is FortCock, not FortRock.

[onan]

Thats post above is FortCock, not FortRock.

And it is a violation of the tos.

[McPhallus]

Not to mention tiresome, as I think everyone has long gotten tired of the Fort Rock narrative.

Thats post above is FortCock, not FortRock.

[FortCock]

UPDATE: (contains spoilers):  I just received a phone call from the Bell Air, California police, where my ex wife is "supposedly" living now.  Last time I tried calling my ex she told me she was moving to Antarctica, so I know this must be a phoney call.  Well this "police officer" (which was a woman, so I KNOW it wasn't real, everyone knows women can't be police officers) warned me of violating the restraining order my ex has against me.  I really think Bell is trying to reach out to me through these various third parties.  I have sent him over 4,000 letters to his home in Parhump over the past decade.  I even included pictures of myself showing my tattoos of his and Ramona's faces on my lower back.  He has chosen me to get the word out:  Bel Air...get it...Art Bell on the air. And this supposed restraining order must refer to Art's non-compete clause with Premiere.  He is getting ready to violate it! I can feel it in my bones, Bell is back....stay tuned....

[McPhallus]

Yawn.  Your knowledge of FR lore is weak.  He's still a virgin.

UPDATE: (contains spoilers):  I just received a phone call from the Bell Air, California police, where my ex wife is "supposedly" living now.  Last time I tried calling my ex she told me she was moving to Antarctica, so I know this must be a phoney call.  Well this "police officer" (which was a woman, so I KNOW it wasn't real, everyone knows women can't be police officers) warned me of violating the restraining order my ex has against me.  I really think Bell is trying to reach out to me through these various third parties.  I have sent him over 4,000 letters to his home in Parhump over the past decade.  I even included pictures of myself showing my tattoos of his and Ramona's faces on my lower back.  He has chosen me to get the word out:  Bel Air...get it...Art Bell on the air. And this supposed restraining order must refer to Art's non-compete clause with Premiere.  I can feel it in my bones, Bell is back.

[Lunger]

I have a third cousin that works at Serius/XM in the custodial department and she has it on inside knowledge that Art Bell has met, on at least 3 occasions, with Howard Stern about Art taking over Jackie "the Joke man" Martling's position.  Interestingly, Serius/XM is also in negotiations with KNYE to buy out all of the tapes of Ed Dames from the 1990s.  Coincidence??? I think that we might be on the verge of a huge announcement where Stern, Bell, and Dames decide to go head to head with Coast and Noory.  Also, my ex-wife, who works at Verizon, texted me the other day to "blow me."  Now mind you, it has already been confirmed by Fort Rock's Portland source that Bell uses Verizon...so could her message to "blow me" be Bell trying to reach out to the fanbase through a third party about the wind still blowing???  Im mentally in a really good place right now.  My Dr. says that my theories are really good and that I am making progress since the government-ordered castration...Stay Tuned....

I think you are channeling Hoagland

[Treading Water]

Umm, err, ahhh....

Yeah, I got nothin'.

[jazmunda]

I caught Somewhere in Time with Art Bell on AM 600 KOGO this Saturday night here in Los Angeles. I thought for some reason the old Art Bell C2C program was no longer being aired on radio, but this is a pleasant surprise.

Yes Somewhere In Time is still being broadcast in some markets. Fortunately Art failed in getting Premiere to axe the show as they are our only remaining source of getting NEWClassic Art Bell shows. Once Somewhere In Time ceases to exist NEWClassic Art Bell shows will be lost to us forever.

[jinwicked]

I am Facebook Friends with one of Art's Regular Guests, Dannion Brinkley (who saved my life when I needed it) told me about some conduct on the part of Art that I cannot subborn. If your not a Facebook Friend of Art, and try to Facebook Message him, Facebook is charging you $15.00 to do such. Did you know that Art is getting a $10.00 kickback from Facebook for those messages?

For those of you that do not use Facebook, a while back they separated the private message inbox into Friends and Other. This is true for everyone -- if someone who is not on my friends list messages me, their message goes into the Other box. I check mine periodically, but I imagine a good chunk of the Facebook population ignores it. You do not get notifications for Other messages like you would from your friends. Facebook then implemented a system where users can pay a fee -- as little as $1 -- to have Other messages go directly to the inbox instead. The money paid stays with Facebook. Mr. Bell would not receive a "kickback" or anything else. Not sure why anyone would try to smear Mr. Bell this way, but it seems very petty.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/11/facebook-charging-message-zuckerberg_n_2457326.html
http://www.digitalspy.com/tech/news/a471158/facebook-begins-charging-users-for-non-friend-and-celebrity-messaging.html

[ziznak]

Yes Somewhere In Time is still being broadcast in some markets. Fortunately Art failed in getting Premiere to axe the show as they are our only remaining source of getting NEWClassic Art Bell shows. Once Somewhere In Time ceases to exist NEWClassic Art Bell shows will be lost to us forever.

So then doesn't this mean that somehow Art is getting paid whatever royalties they had previously agreed to or that they came to some sort of new deal for SIT?

[morphiaflow]

I'd just like to point out that this discussion has reached page 42, which everyone knows is an important number and means something. I would make a prediction based on it, but as others have proven, predictions on this page are almost uniformly wrong.

[jazmunda]

I'd just like to point out that this discussion has reached page 42, which everyone knows is an important number and means something. I would make a prediction based on it, but as others have proven, predictions on this page are almost uniformly wrong.

It only means something if Art stages a photo of himself standing it front of a computer screen with this page open in the background.

[McPhallus]

Now if we can just remember what the question was.....

I'd just like to point out that this discussion has reached page 42, which everyone knows is an important number and means something. I would make a prediction based on it, but as others have proven, predictions on this page are almost uniformly wrong.

[MV/Liberace!]

For those of you that do not use Facebook, a while back they separated the private message inbox into Friends and Other. This is true for everyone -- if someone who is not on my friends list messages me, their message goes into the Other box. I check mine periodically, but I imagine a good chunk of the Facebook population ignores it. You do not get notifications for Other messages like you would from your friends. Facebook then implemented a system where users can pay a fee -- as little as $1 -- to have Other messages go directly to the inbox instead. The money paid stays with Facebook. Mr. Bell would not receive a "kickback" or anything else. Not sure why anyone would try to smear Mr. Bell this way, but it seems very petty.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/11/facebook-charging-message-zuckerberg_n_2457326.html
http://www.digitalspy.com/tech/news/a471158/facebook-begins-charging-users-for-non-friend-and-celebrity-messaging.html

how dare you doubt the credibility of fort rock's assertions.  he never lies.  jerk.

[VtaGeezer]

I'd just like to point out that this discussion has reached page 42, which everyone knows is an important number and means something. I would make a prediction based on it, but as others have proven, predictions on this page are almost uniformly wrong.

But 42 is really 6...which could also be from 24...or 15...or 51...or the magic 33 which can be nothing else.
Aaarrgghh...I've got GMS...Glynnis McCann Syndrome!!!

[Eddie Coyle]

Aaarrgghh...I've got GMS...Glynnis McCann Syndrome!!!

It can be cured by rolling a number. And another. Weed makes you a new man...then he wants some too.

[Gay]

The Best Picture of Art Bell I have ever seen!

[NowhereInTime]

how dare you doubt the credibility of fort rock's assertions.  he never lies.  jerk.

At first I thought his prevarication was a desperate plea for attention.  Then I realized that this isn't a site for mail order Filipino brides so I really thinks homeslice is delusional.  I mean, Scorpion Army mutiny?  Stinger's off his fort rocker.

[MV/Liberace!]

At first I thought his prevarication was a desperate plea for attention.  Then I realized that this isn't a site for mail order Filipino brides so I really thinks homeslice is delusional.  I mean, Scorpion Army mutiny?  Stinger's off his fort rocker.

You just don't understand him like I do.

[Harmness]

You just don't understand him like I do.

And I'm very happy for that.

[heater]

good news guys!  I got a telegram from one of the SA's embedded soldiers about the whole "facebook mixup".  To be clear I tried to get this note confirmed by our former station chief Fort Rock through a facebook private message but it was going to cost me $15.01 to send it to him!?!?!?!  As soon as I have more info I will post it here.


Fort Rock if you are listening, we miss you back at the base.  Things are just not the same without you.  FYI - This message has been encoded for the use of Scorpion Army members only...any attempt at de-coding will result in a useless post.

[heater]

I think my previous post killed it.










goodbye thread

[morphiaflow]

I think my previous post killed it.

goodbye thread

Hey...is it true that Art Bell quit Coast?

[onan]

Hey...is it true that Art Bell quit Coast?

OMG where did you hear that?

[Tinfoil Hat]

I think my previous post killed it.

I just assumed that post had already been decoded which is why it appeared so useless.









goodbye thread

[morphiaflow]

OMG where did you hear that?

I wish I could say that it came to me in a dream, but the truth is, and I probably shouldn't say this, but--I have a source in Portland.

Portland, Maine that is.

[kf5iwe]

Art Bell heard on ham radio!!! The night of Feb. 20 2013, he was found on the 15 meter band on a freequency of 21.270 mhz talking to a station in the Phillippine Islands. The video is on youtube just put in "Art Bell on Ham Radio" It is about the 6th or 7th video to come up. I will try to post more recent updates as conditions warrant.
  ATTN: FT ROCK That is how you do an intelligence update
Here endeth the lesson