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Quote from: Dave Noorie on July 29, 2013, 04:18:01 PM


How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Davey after all he has been through with pizza rolls and feb!

He lost his aunt, she went through a porthole after her radio fell in the tub.

His producer Tommy turned out to be a user, a cheater, and now he's going through a custody battle. All you people care about is….. old school long time listeners and Art Bell.

HE'S A HUMAN! (ah! ooh!) What you don’t realize is that Davey is curing you all of your insomnia and all you do is write a bunch of crap about him on Coastgab .

He hasn’t performed anything other than Elvis on stage in years. His song is called “falling in love” for a reason because all you people want is MORE! MORE-MORE, MORE: MORE!.

LEAVE DAVE ALONE! You are lucky he even performed for you BASTARDS!
LEAVE DAVE ALONE!…..Please.

Perez Hilton talked about professionalism and said if Dave Noorie was a professional he would’ve pulled it off no matter what.

Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash someone who is going through a hard time.

Leave Davey Alone Please…. !
Leave DAVE NOORIE alone!…right now!….I mean it.!

Anyone that has a problem with him you deal with me, because he is not well right now.

LEAVE HER ALONE!

kf5iwe

Maybe not. Picture this: Our camera opens with a shot of the studio one night, just before airtime. As the shot widens we see a bound and gagged Dave norie lying on the floor facedown with a knot the size of a tomato on the back of his head. Standing over him: Tommy wearing a "I Heart Art" t shirt and holding a blackjack. Dave, semiconscious on the floor, thinking "There's somethink going on!!"

Quote from: jazmunda on July 29, 2013, 04:36:05 PM
That's my tip.

I think it will be a two hour nightly show Monday to Friday.

I'm also tipping a midnight pacific time announcement based on the rate that the progress bar has been progressing at night.

Midnight in the Desert.

jazmunda

Quote from: Ravenna on July 29, 2013, 04:39:59 PM
Has the green bar moved slightly?  It looks like it has a little bit.  Before it was on the 4th "!" and now it's impinging upon the 5th "!"

Still at 80% for me.

Everything about this message board for the past few days and especially tonight has been amazing and funny

I am trying to balance my home life, professional life, and my addiction to reloading the Art Bell website 5 million times per day

It is getting rough, and I'm afraid to even post on here for the fear that my comment will be outdated within seconds

Marc.Knight

Dave Noorie catches the big one...

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Spinner

Quote from: MV on July 29, 2013, 04:21:12 PM
man is it going to be fun watching people who show up 80 pages later asking about dave noorie.
Just send them to read page 357
http://coastgab.com/index.php/topic,1215.10680.html

jazmunda

Quote from: HorrorReporter on July 29, 2013, 04:44:45 PM
Everything about this message board for the past few days and especially tonight has been amazing and funny

I am trying to balance my home life, professional life, and my addiction to reloading the Art Bell website 5 million times per day

It is getting rough, and I'm afraid to even post on here for the fear that my comment will be outdated within seconds

I know what you mean. I'm all the way in Australia and I didn't want to go to sleep last night because it was day time in the US and I was fearing and announcement whilst I slept.

The first thing I did when I woke up was grab my iPhone and refreshed artbell.com and I was actually ecstatic when no announcement had been made so that I could be there live when it does.

I had to deal with my two and 5 year old girls this morning whilst reading through the 5 or 6 pages of posts on this thread. I never let them watch tv in the morning before school and guess what the tv was on so that I could read in peace. I dropped the girls off and headed straight to the office and I have not done a single minute of work today as I've been reading this site and refreshing artbell.com.

The chase has almost been as exciting as any potential announcement. Bring it on Art.

Okay Mr. Haden, based on your Contact premise what should we expect to see when the bar gets to 100%?

morphiaflow

So how long before someone registers "Dave Noorie" as a username on this site?

Dave Noorie already posted on the previous page.

Meanandnasty

Here is a Toast to Toast:

Let there be Cabbage Soup For All! Clink!

bateman

MV, may I recommend Dave Noorie's phone number be reposted at the top of the forum? We wouldn't want anyone to miss out on that Special Time.

Has the font on the "incoming message" just changed or is my tablet acting up?

Quote from: Flaxen Hegemony on July 29, 2013, 04:57:49 PM
Has the font on the "incoming message" just changed or is my tablet acting up?

Wild... Reloaded right after posting that and it was back to the former font.  No changes made, just reloaded page.  Did anyone else see this? 

Edit: and I want to say the bar was on the short ! prior, and is now on the final one.  Christ, now I'm following this damnable progress bar.

Quote from: Flaxen Hegemony on July 29, 2013, 04:57:49 PM
Has the font on the "incoming message" just changed or is my tablet acting up?

I don't know but it just moved from 80% to 85%.

bateman

Quote from: MV on July 29, 2013, 04:30:43 PM
do us a solid (in the parlance of our times) and ask him to poke around (if you're able/willing).  if anyone would have access to information, it would be the people in engineering.  they've got to accommodate a guy doing a nationally syndicated radio show from a desert location near dead alien bodies, so there's definitely some engineering involvement there.

That was exactly my thinking, which is why I asked, but unfortunately he didn't know any more. There's one person higher up the ladder than him, but from what I know about operations around that place, the people behind the curtain play things VERY close to the vest. When they rolled out "NASH FM", no one, not even the local engineers, knew what the format was until the day it was officially announced.

Fifteen percent to go.  We're through the looking glass, or something like that.

BobGrau

Quote from: bateman on July 29, 2013, 04:55:55 PM
MV, may I recommend Dave Noorie's phone number be reposted at the top of the forum? We wouldn't want anyone to miss out on that Special Dave Time.


;)

S. R. Hadden

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 29, 2013, 04:51:16 PM
Okay Mr. Haden, based on your Contact premise what should we expect to see when the bar gets to 100%?

Instructions will be given for the meeting.   Time, place, radio frequencies.   Everything we'll need to know to finally learn the truth about "the secret".

Or maybe the website will just play this...

http://abcd.rowlandnet.com/media/Pahrump.rm

jazmunda

Quote from: morphiaflow on July 29, 2013, 04:51:21 PM
So how long before someone registers "Dave Noorie" as a username on this site?


kingotnw

Got a hit! Just talked to KKSF (C2C's affiliate in San Fransisco) and someone who wasn't supposed to be answering the phone answered. I asked her if they were carrying Art's new show and she said "Ummm.." for about 20 seconds and then asked me to hold on. After about 2 minutes I got disconnected. I called back and she answered and apologized saying she doesn't usually use the phone system and hung up on me by mistake. I asked her what she found out and she said "It's possible (with this tone that sounded like a yes)... but it hasn't been officially announced yet", then she started laughing because I made a joke about "I see how it is" since she seemed nice and in a really good mood. I don't live in SF, but I was calling large market stations in the Pacific time zone since they are the only ones still open. Lots of folks told me to call back tomorrow at 9am tomorrow from other stations, but this girl clearly didn't care if she wasn't supposed to say anything or not.

Derpspiracy

Just wanted to say that I've been reading CoastGab for two or three years, but never felt cool enough to make an account until now. I've been positively giddy for the past month or so. Long live the hot air!

Oh, and George Noory Dave Norrie sucks.

Quote from: S. R. Hadden on July 29, 2013, 05:04:12 PM
Instructions will be given for the meeting.   Time, place, radio frequencies.   Everything we'll need to know to finally learn the truth about "the secret".

Or maybe the website will just play this...

http://abcd.rowlandnet.com/media/Pahrump.rm

Looking forward to what Art has up his sleeve.

btw sorry I misspelled your name :/

bateman

Quote from: kingotnw on July 29, 2013, 05:05:31 PM
Got a hit! Just talked to KKSF (C2C's affiliate in San Fransisco) and someone who wasn't supposed to be answering the phone answered. I asked her if they were carrying Art's new show and she said "Ummm.." for about 20 seconds and then asked me to hold on. After about 2 minutes I got disconnected. I called back and she answered and apologized saying she doesn't usually use the phone system and hung up on me by mistake. I asked her what she found out and she said "It's possible (with this tone that sounded like a yes)... but it hasn't been officially announced yet", then she started laughing because I made a joke about "I see how it is" since she seemed nice and in a really good mood. I don't live in SF, but I was calling large market stations in the Pacific time zone since they are the only ones still open. Lots of folks told me to call back tomorrow at 9am tomorrow from other stations, but this girl clearly didn't care if she wasn't supposed to say anything or not.

Could've been just some dumb intern. KSF is a ClearChannel station. I highly doubt they'll carry a competing product.

Larkin

I'm not sure that enough analysis has been done over the title of the last song that Art linked to, 'Right Back Where We Started From.'  I think it could be a clue to mean that Art is going back to what he did before c2c even.  Didn't he used to have some local Las Vegas radio show "before"?


awguy

Quote from: Ravenna on July 29, 2013, 04:39:59 PM
Has the green bar moved slightly?  It looks like it has a little bit.  Before it was on the 4th "!" and now it's impinging upon the 5th "!"

Yes it moved!! I put my finger on the screen at the end of the bar... clicked re-fresh and it definitely moved. We gotta be at 90% now!

Quote from: awguy on July 29, 2013, 05:10:54 PM
Yes it moved!! I put my finger on the screen at the end of the bar... clicked re-fresh and it definitely moved. We gotta be at 90% now!

Holding at 85%...


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         <span style="width: 85%"><span></span></span>

Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on July 29, 2013, 05:00:16 PM
I don't know but it just moved from 80% to 85%.

Okay, good to have that confirmed. They must have been in the midst of editing the page, and I caught it when a font tag was awry.  The font was only different for a single reload.

THEN AGAIN, IT MAY HAVE BEEN A MESSAGE FROM ART TO ME, INSTRUCTING THE ACTIVATION OF THE ELITE TARANTULA ARMY TO COUNTER THE --- I can't go on, my head hurts.


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