George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[expat]

And I'd bet the house that Hoagland has guest approval and veto power at C2C, and that RCH can nix any guest whom George (or any C2C host) might also bring in on a panel or as an extra guest while RCH is on the line.

Cannot be. If it were so, Bob Zimmerman would never get near the show.

[Sardondi]

Cannot be. If it were so, Bob Zimmerman would never get near the show.

Damn, I miss my house....

[b_dubb]

looks like the nooron is taking the week off.  THANKS!!!!  george ... YOU SUCK

happy new year

[coaster]

Noory is an anal bead.

[someguy]

Noory is opening a special "something is coming" hotline for his open lines tonight... :yawn:

"Something is coming" is right, like that rumble of a massive shit percolating before the mad rush to the toilet

[Mr. Hanky]

"Something is coming" is right, like that rumble of a massive shit percolating before the mad rush to the toilet

Noory is always taking about the "something is coming" in the form of a kill shot from the sun. He's full of shit. And he sucks monkey balls, along with UFO Phil.

[armyvet8896]

I am going to try to bullshit my way onto the air tonight and then proceed to tell him why he sucks.  See how long before I get axed.

[PB the Deplorable]

I love you Mr. Hanky!!!  LoL!  And yes he is such a little whiny bitch.  He doesn't even sound like he believes it either, he sounds like the frigging fraud he is!  To actually thinks anybody gives a panicky crap when he says it, the moron thinks he's creating drama.  It's quite pathetic.


What he should do is simply ask, when appropriate, what that guest feels might be coming?  The double nauseating whammy is when the kiss ass guest agrees with him and adds more carnage to the 'snoory idea that somethings a commin'.  That always pisses me off!  Ass kissers piss me off!  Their afraid they won't be able to come back on the show to try and sell their shit if they were to tell him to STFU.  It is something I'd love to see one guest do!

The Snorge claims - unless he lost that cue card - that that's what he does.  Right after some Doom mongering, he'll pull out a cue card that says we don't know what he thinks, he's just there to facilitate what the guests views are.

I've heard him contradict himself just like that from one sentence to the next.

[NoMoreNoory]

Can you say dolt, idiot, moron?
Here we go, right at the top. Can you say 'host of Coast To Coast'? The Snooron can't. He just informed us that tonight we'll be celebrating his tenth anniversary as 'coast of coast's host'.
It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking pathetic

[Maxwell]

Can you say dolt, idiot, moron?
Here we go, right at the top. Can you say 'host of Coast To Coast'? The Snooron can't. He just informed us that tonight we'll be celebrating his tenth anniversary as 'coast of coast's host'.
It'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking pathetic

Happy anniversary, George!  Keep working on your English!  You'll get there!

[popple]

what an extravaganza this 10th anniversary party is

[Juan]

This 10th anniversary show is amazingly bad.  Perhaps those of you more versed in psychology than I can comment. What manner of person has a show in which he alternates phone calls for his guest from people who don't have jobs, can't find one, and are suffering, with calls from previous guests who celebrate not only sNoory having a job now, but rejoicing in a projected 10-more years of sNoory working?

Is this schizophrenia or idiocy?  Either way, sNoory sucks.

[EnterDragon]

Wow, Ian Punnett owned Noory during their conversation. He was less cliche in his conversation and make me laugh at least.

And so... since other hosts are calling, will Art call in for the main event?!

[Meegle]

This 10 year anniversary makes me realize how lucky I feel on Sunday nights when George is not usually on.
He is the same mush mouth that he was 10 years ago and the more I listen to more I remember why I just hate him as a host.
Now to some Open Lines...

[popple]

Jorch just brought out his pizza roll story.

[mombird3]

Did they run out of subjects? No more 2012.George gets as much mileage as he can for his famous Pizza roll story. But it is boring! He should go eat some more. CAUTION HOT!

[Morgus]

Some caller is on now pushing an idea to give returning veterans free homestead land.
But Noory just said "what about me? me?"
The caller thinks they will all become corn farmers.

[popple]

"in the beat of an eye" it will be christmas again. according to jorchie.

[Elflord]

"in the beat of an eye" it will be christmas again. according to jorchie.

oh no im still not recovering for xmas of 2010 and im far from ready for 2013. George you SUCK BIG TIME.

[michio]

Wow, Ian Punnett owned Noory during their conversation. He was less cliche in his conversation and make me laugh at least.

And so... since other hosts are calling, will Art call in for the main event?!

I sincerely hope not.

[Mels-hole1984]

I cant fucking believe this show tonight. I put my radio on while making my bed and by what I heard It almost sounded like a goodbye...little did I know, logged on to the c2c website just to find out this was an "anniversary" "show"...Yes George, Its an anniversary...ten years ago to this day you ruined our fucking lives...

[Elflord]

Art please call in and release  the kracken.

[Mels-hole1984]

Leave it to George to keep stroking his own chicken...Wow, they really must be running out of material.

[Elflord]

Leave it to George to keep stroking his own chicken...Wow, they really must be running out of material.

Art bell is a talk show GOD AND NOORY IS SATAN.

[Mels-hole1984]

Agreed

[Morgus]

Noory is using up a lot of time telling his life story now and how he got the c2c gig.

[Morgus]

As predicted, here is a visit from the Number's Lady, another of his guests he brought over from his local St. Louis radio show along with psychic Joseph Jacobs who was on last hour.

[Morgus]

Even Major Ed Dames just called in...
He wishes everyone well in this year of doom. 

[Mels-hole1984]

Even Major Ed Dames just called in...
He wishes everyone well in this year of doom. 

Hahahahaha...Why am I not surprised?

[PB the Deplorable]

Happy anniversary, George!  Keep working on your English!  You'll get there!

Some day George will be spending his days sitting around at some old geezer barbershop.  No one will believe he was ever even on the radio.